Penname: EverybodyHurts Real name: Jean
Member Since: January 19, 2007

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Nights when the northern lights perform by Colette Rated: M [Reviews - 74] 26
Summary: They didn’t get there by immaculate conception. Whoever said pregnancy was chaste - or simple?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Dwight, Michael
Genres: Angst, Humor, Married, Romance, Steamy, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5548 Read Count: 20562 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: January 01, 2008 Updated: January 10, 2008
Hello, Goodbye by shootingstars Rated: K [Reviews - 90] 47
Summary: Past Featured Story Completed

“Are you free for dinner tonight?” (Hello)

"Yes." (Hello)

For a long time it's just missed opportunities and crossed wires.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14247 Read Count: 28995 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: November 09, 2007 Updated: January 07, 2008
Allentown by Sweetpea Rated: T [Reviews - 136] 60
Summary: Past Featured StoryA story of loss, love, and inspiration.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Humor, Married, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 31217 Read Count: 64714 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: December 01, 2007 Updated: January 06, 2008
Bonus Gifts by shan21 Rated: K [Reviews - 32] 33
Summary: Past Featured StoryHow would things have turned out if Pam read the card that came with her teapot?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Dwight, Jim/Pam, Roy
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3628 Read Count: 6225 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: January 05, 2008 Updated: January 05, 2008
Finally by time4moxie Rated: K+ [Reviews - 19] 8
Summary:

Closing in on midnight, Jim and Pam await the start of 2008.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 855 Read Count: 3902 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: January 01, 2008 Updated: January 01, 2008
Brighter than Sunshine by sillyrabbit519 Rated: K+ [Reviews - 12] 9
Summary:

She wants it to be perfect. She wants to tell him in the most romantic, perfect way she can think of, so that the memory of those words are not "I can't" but lovely, sweet, and round: "I love you, Jim."

Pam makes plans to make a declaration.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1810 Read Count: 3497 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: December 27, 2007 Updated: December 27, 2007
Five gold rings by nqllisi Rated: K [Reviews - 41] 12
Summary:

It's a "12 Days of Christmas"-theme for this year's party...but the five gold rings aren't appetizers.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6966 Read Count: 12970 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 20, 2007 Updated: December 24, 2007
Comfort and Joy by Stablergirl Rated: K [Reviews - 67] 31
Summary: Past Featured StoryPam spends Christmas with the Halperts.  (A first Christmas fic)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14081 Read Count: 41138 ePub Downloads: 24
[Report This] Published: December 22, 2007 Updated: December 23, 2007
Siren... by Shassafrass Rated: MA [Reviews - 48] 28
Summary:

We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming to bring you a hefty dose of smut. Really. Seriously. I'm not kidding. Not work-safe and don't view this where children can see it.

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.


Categories: Past, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5341 Read Count: 37552 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: November 20, 2007 Updated: December 21, 2007
Snow Daze by carbondalien Rated: K+ [Reviews - 32] 15
Summary: A snowstorm makes the roads extremely unsafe, forcing the Dunder-Mifflin employees to stay put for at least a few extra hours. Fluff 'n' stuff.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Kevin, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Toby
Genres: Fluff, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9882 Read Count: 19764 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: December 14, 2007 Updated: December 21, 2007
Pacific by Recorderalways Rated: M [Reviews - 74] 44
Summary: Past Featured StoryThis is the last of my "near miss" rewrites for season three episodes. This one is based on "The Negotiation" and also a Pam talking head from "Michael's Birthday". It's also more angsty than the others.

Many thanks to GodInThisChilis and to Beeswax for their amazing advice and encouragement. Thanks also to all who have read my stories.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12596 Read Count: 52254 ePub Downloads: 14
[Report This] Published: December 17, 2007 Updated: December 20, 2007
Snip by Colette Rated: T [Reviews - 41] 20
Summary: Jim has three haircuts and finds his jump shot.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past
Characters: Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam
Genres: Childhood, Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2202 Read Count: 13211 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: December 13, 2007 Updated: December 17, 2007
The Best Dundies Ever by shan21 Rated: T [Reviews - 180] 106
Summary: Past Featured Story

What if Pam refused to let Angela drop her off at home after the Dundies?

“I want to go to Jim’s,” Pam said, interrupting Angela’s thoughts.

Angela felt as though her head might pop off and land in one of her cup holders. Would the depravity of this night never end?


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Angela, Jim/Pam
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 19942 Read Count: 55548 ePub Downloads: 16
[Report This] Published: November 04, 2007 Updated: December 17, 2007
Between and Underneath the Words by Recorderalways Rated: T [Reviews - 75] 42
Summary: This is another alternate ending story from season three, beginning just before Phyllis' Wedding and ending at Business School.

Many thanks to Beeswax for her advice and encouragement.

I still own nothing, not The Office, not Jim and Pam, and nothing affiliated with TV or Scranton. I am, however, getting a new laptop for Christmas, which is why I'm purging this one of this story before the holiday. On that happy note, thanks for reading!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12537 Read Count: 57651 ePub Downloads: 11
[Report This] Published: December 09, 2007 Updated: December 12, 2007
The Road Not Taken by ExtremelyGruntled Rated: T [Reviews - 36] 24
Summary: Past Featured Story

What if Jim chose the other path?

It's angsty, but hold on until the end. 

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4132 Read Count: 71170 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: December 06, 2007 Updated: December 06, 2007
The Thing with Feathers by debbiebrown Rated: T [Reviews - 35] 17
Summary: Jim and Pam go on a fluffy first date...with literary allusion? Whatever. Takes place immediately after "The Job."
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2967 Read Count: 4750 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: November 26, 2007 Updated: November 26, 2007
And Harder Still to Make Noise by sophia_helix Rated: MA [Reviews - 13] 20
Summary: Past Featured StoryEleven years of Pam Beesly's life. Some are better than others.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy, Roy
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 19612 Read Count: 14800 ePub Downloads: 11
[Report This] Published: November 25, 2007 Updated: November 25, 2007
Breakable by LoveFool Rated: T [Reviews - 135] 52
Summary: Past Featured StoryYet another story inspired by a song by Ingrid Michaelson called Breakable. I really wanted to tell a story about people being just that -- breakable, and ultimately how grace helps keep us from falling apart. So yeah -- a nice fluffy holiday piece. ;-)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Other, Roy
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Holiday, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15287 Read Count: 33660 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: November 13, 2007 Updated: November 20, 2007
A Simple Excuse to Come Over and Have Sex by bitterpill Rated: MA [Reviews - 25] 19
Summary: Some shower smut because they can.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 804 Read Count: 14441 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: November 18, 2007 Updated: November 18, 2007
Earlier... by Shassafrass Rated: MA [Reviews - 84] 36
Summary: Past Featured StoryWhat if Jim had finally been stretched to the breaking point before Casino Night?
Categories: Past, Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7281 Read Count: 49185 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: November 03, 2007 Updated: November 17, 2007
Bronze by time4moxie Rated: T [Reviews - 54] 29
Summary: Jim's had the sales call from hell, but the day's about to get better......
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: Precious Metals
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5969 Read Count: 19597 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: November 10, 2007 Updated: November 17, 2007
Observer Effect by GodInThisChilis Rated: M [Reviews - 409] 151
Summary: Past Featured Story

MEMBER'S CHOICE TOP NOMINEE - Jim and Pam must interact in network sponsored live chats to promote their documentary. Angst (and maybe some smut) ensue.

Story now complete.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Pam/Other
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: Reality Reality TV
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 51174 Read Count: 147879 ePub Downloads: 49
[Report This] Published: October 11, 2007 Updated: November 16, 2007
Ordinary Life by Colette Rated: T [Reviews - 115] 67
Summary: Past Featured Story

A collection of brief everyday moments: sleeping, showering, working, eating...(sounds exciting, huh?)

Each part is a mini-one shot (i.e., not a WIP with one ongoing narrative); no spoilers.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Future
Characters: None
Genres: Drabble, Inner Monologue, Romance, Weekend, Wet Pam/Jim, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3731 Read Count: 49630 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: September 05, 2007 Updated: November 12, 2007
A Little Night Music by Sweetpea Rated: T [Reviews - 150] 56
Summary: Past Featured StoryA series of vignettes inspired by random song clips from the iPod.  No chronological order, so sit tight.  It might be a bumpy ride through time.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 13152 Read Count: 79350 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: September 01, 2007 Updated: November 11, 2007
stars fall every time a lover has to face the truth by heartcarved Rated: T [Reviews - 43] 25
Summary: Three conversations take place under starry skies. Four lives are forever changed.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other
Characters: Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam, Pam/Roy, Roy
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8934 Read Count: 11656 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 27, 2007 Updated: November 09, 2007