Penname: hoosabrat Real name: Chrissy
Member Since: April 12, 2007

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Summary:

Typical slow days at the office with the Ladies of Dunder Mifflin.


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Angela, Karen, Kelly, Meredith, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 84 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 109602 Read Count: 338563 ePub Downloads: 39
[Report This] Published: February 04, 2007 Updated: October 22, 2007
Summary: An interview with someone who really know the inner workings of Jim Halpert. (Probably not safe for work.....) Nothing spoilerish unless you don't know who Karen is.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim
Genres: Humor, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: Jim Halpert: More Than The Sum of His Parts
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3724 Read Count: 9675 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: April 18, 2007 Updated: October 01, 2007
Summary:

It was a night of love and romance on the high seas. Such a pity that the Booze Cruise went up in flames and sank to the bottom of Lake Wallenpaupack.
A crossover with Gilligan's Island...because I have no shame. And I can't do justice to X-Files.


Categories: Crossover, Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Michael, Pam, Roy, Ryan
Genres: Parody, Romance, Travel, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5289 Read Count: 12173 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 02, 2007 Updated: August 08, 2007
Summary: Past Featured StoryPam's discovered the world of internet chat rooms. Jim can't resist the chance to be near her in cyberspace. Spoilers up to Cocktails.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 84660 Read Count: 289309 ePub Downloads: 115
[Report This] Published: March 04, 2007 Updated: May 22, 2007
Only by girl7 Rated: M [Reviews - 366] 169
Summary: Past Featured Story

This picks up pre-merger and is spoiler free, a bit AU as well.  I began this back in October (maybe even September), and obviously the show has deviated quite a bit from what I speculated here.

This begins with angst, but there is a great deal of fluff, steam, smut, and silly...for several, several chapters.  My idea was to go beyond the happy ending, so to speak.  

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael
Genres: Angst, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 38 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 96362 Read Count: 258003 ePub Downloads: 81
[Report This] Published: October 05, 2006 Updated: May 17, 2007
Summary:

 Michael’s leaning forward on his elbows, staring at her across his desk.  “That was definitely heroic and, if I may say so, romantical of you.  Well done.” While he shoots her what is meant to be a congratulatory grin, Pam stares down at the teal glass shards in her laps, still clutching the ice pack, trying desperately to pretend that the tears have stopped.

Post-Cocktails.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 14657 Read Count: 13658 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: April 02, 2007 Updated: April 29, 2007
The Beach by Night Swept Rated: T [Reviews - 44] 16
Summary: Things come to a boiling point between Jim, Pam, and Karen.  Based on spoilers for upcoming episodes. Further story info in story notes for those who wish to read on.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5512 Read Count: 13736 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 21, 2007 Updated: April 28, 2007
Summary:

Post The Negotiation (no spoilers).

My attempt at working it all out. This will span ten chapters and will include flashbacks to previous episodes/seasons.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Darryl, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Roy, Toby
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 36956 Read Count: 86684 ePub Downloads: 27
[Report This] Published: April 07, 2007 Updated: April 27, 2007
Summary: A fluffy little one-shot inspired by the cold open of Product Recall. Who knew being Dwight wasn't really that bad?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4133 Read Count: 6069 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 27, 2007 Updated: April 27, 2007
Summary: Past Featured StoryMichael decides to take his sales dream team on a little trip and pulls Pam along for the ride. Spoilers through Cocktails.
Categories: Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Bob Vance, Dwight, Jan, Jim, Karen, Michael, Pam, Pam/Other, Phyllis, Ryan, Stanley
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 44699 Read Count: 129919 ePub Downloads: 46
[Report This] Published: March 27, 2007 Updated: April 17, 2007
Summary: Past Featured StoryYup, it’s a post-Cocktails fic! With a bit of a twist. Karen does a bad thing, and Jim is about to suffer the consequences…
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jan, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Roy
Genres: Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 31515 Read Count: 138063 ePub Downloads: 43
[Report This] Published: February 27, 2007 Updated: April 16, 2007
Jigsaw by Night Swept Rated: MA [Reviews - 48] 21
Summary:

Crossover between the Saw movies and The Office. The Jigsaw killer kidnaps Jim and puts him to a horrific test. Like all games with this deranged killer, however, there are cruel twists waiting at every juncture. Updated CH4 -- Everyone is in a tough spot-- How does it all end?


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Claustrophobic Spaces, Slash
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4163 Read Count: 6917 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 11, 2007 Updated: April 14, 2007
Summary: Post Safety Training. Moon bounce fic.

Categories: Past, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1790 Read Count: 4281 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 13, 2007 Updated: April 13, 2007
Summary: A chubby little story all stuffed with fluff. 
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5176 Read Count: 6341 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 05, 2007 Updated: April 05, 2007
Pressure by grapenutbeats Rated: K+ [Reviews - 16] 6
Summary: "Yeah, Ryan told me to talk to Jim." She pauses, her eyes slightly glossy. "I guess I must be pretty obvious if Ryan felt the need to interfere."
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1770 Read Count: 2910 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 04, 2007 Updated: April 04, 2007
That Night by Colette Rated: M [Reviews - 57] 31
Summary: Past Featured StoryBefore, during, after (peas, waffles.) Post-Cocktails...but no fighting.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3232 Read Count: 13915 ePub Downloads: 7
[Report This] Published: March 14, 2007 Updated: March 14, 2007
Summary: Past Featured StoryFluff of the fluffiest order.  Jim and Pam move in together.  Set in S3 (fingers crossed) LOL!  NO SPOILERS AT ALL
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Oneshot, Romance, Weekend, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4018 Read Count: 6365 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: March 14, 2007 Updated: March 14, 2007
Summary: Past Featured Story

Written in response to the Evening Coming (aka the Scarf) challenge. Not usually one for prompts, but this one got me thinking.


Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Challenges: Evening Coming
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1499 Read Count: 7980 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: February 03, 2007 Updated: February 03, 2007
Believe by nomadshan Rated: T [Reviews - 44] 41
Summary: Past Featured StoryJim and Pam, overheard.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Crossover
Characters: Jim/Pam, Other
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: Overheard
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 961 Read Count: 9772 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 31, 2006 Updated: August 31, 2006
Beginnings by xoxoxo Rated: T [Reviews - 54] 32
Summary: Jim's angry...Pam's conflicted...then finally she takes a chance.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Dwight, Jim/Pam, Michael, Roy
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, In Stamford, Romance, Steamy, Travel
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 30457 Read Count: 98727 ePub Downloads: 16
[Report This] Published: July 13, 2006 Updated: July 13, 2006