Penname: bebitched Real name: Mary
Member Since: July 02, 2007

Bio:

I've been writing fanfic for about four and a half years, and in this fandom for about three. Usually I ship Jim/Pam, Dwight/Angela, Kelly/Andy, Pam/Karen, though occasionally Ryan/Karen and anything femslash. My pen name on LiveJournal and fanfiction.net is the same as it is here, for clarity's sake.

I run a LiveJournal community called officegirlslash, which you should definitely check out if you haven't already / end pimping. 

I hope you enjoy reading my fanfic as much as I enjoy writing it!


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Name me someone by sherlockelly Rated: MA [Reviews - 23] 16
Summary:

A long time ago, a told people to send me various Office pairings and I would write four or five sentence, super-short extra-filthy fanfictions about them.

A lot of people sent me pairings and a lot of MA short filth was produced. I decided to post them here because it gives me a reason to revisit (read: EDIT) them.

There will be 9 total, maybe 11 if I decide the crappy ones deserve to see light. ;)


Categories: Jim and Pam, Other
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Hunter, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Pam, Roy, Ryan
Genres: Drabble, Dream/Fantasy, Romance, Slash, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1957 Read Count: 34471 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 27, 2007 Updated: January 01, 2008
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: December 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Getting really hot in the summer (Kelly/Dwight)

Okay, I've now read all of of them so far, and is it weird that this one is my favorite? Lumberjack Dwight... disgustingly hot. Or it's at least #2 after Jim/Pam/Begging because dear god I'm now melting inside my skin.

A truth universally acknowledged by morethanthat Rated: Private [Reviews - 10] 5
Summary: One of their first fights.  Letter-writing ensues. Rated K+
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 545 Read Count: 3909 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 29, 2007 Updated: December 29, 2007
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: December 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I'm fine with Jim being a girl if it comes out with fic like this. Hey, maybe Pam and girl!Jim can braid each other's hair and eat ice cream and talk about silly boys while they trade insider info on feminine products! No, but seriously. A very powerful fic.

Author's Response: i love getting your feedback - i seriously do. powerful, huh? thank you :::blushes::

A Tisket, a Tasket, Resolutions in a Basket by Too Late Kev Rated: T [Reviews - 18] 8
Summary: Michael makes his employees write down three New Year's Resolutions for 2008.
Categories: Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Dwight, Jan, Jim, Josh Porter, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Mose, Oscar/Gil, Pam, Phyllis/Bob Vance, Ryan, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Holiday
Warnings: Mild sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: Holiday: Just One Day Out Of Life
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1313 Read Count: 4197 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 29, 2007 Updated: December 29, 2007
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: December 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: A Tisket, a Tasket, Resolutions in a Basket

"He knows! He's like a black Magic 8 Ball - ‘SIGNS POINT TO YES'!!!" made me LOL right out of my chair. And the matching Jam resolutions was really cute. Great job!



Author's Response:

Can you believe I Googled Magic 8 Ball to see how to 'spell' it, and the picture came up with 'SIGNS POINT TO YES'?  So that's how that got there. :)  As to Jim and Pam, well... now more than ever, they're on the same page!  Woo!

I'm really glad you liked the story, bebitched. Thanks so much for reading and reviewing!

What Are You Doing New Years Eve? by BeckySue Rated: K [Reviews - 5] 1
Summary:

"At 11:59, everyone shuffled quickly to their special someone."


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Holiday
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 923 Read Count: 2278 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 31, 2007 Updated: December 31, 2007
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: January 01, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Maybe I'm crazy to suppose, I'd ever be the one you chose.

Aww! New Year Jam. I love it!

Author's Response: Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it. I hope you have a great New Years day!

Finally by time4moxie Rated: K+ [Reviews - 19] 8
Summary:

Closing in on midnight, Jim and Pam await the start of 2008.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 855 Read Count: 3893 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: January 01, 2008 Updated: January 01, 2008
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: January 01, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: There's gonna be fireworks....

My mom says that too. Great job!

Author's Response: Thanks, bebitched!  Happy New Year! :-)

A Polka Dot Strap by Big Tuna Rated: T [Reviews - 9] 3
Summary:

When he saw the strap of her polka dot swimsuit peeking out from under her white tank top, he knew. He knew it was her.

Set during Beach Games, but almost all of it is a flashback.


Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language
Challenges: Prior Meeting
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1654 Read Count: 5556 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: January 01, 2008 Updated: January 01, 2008
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: January 02, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: A Polka Dot Strap

Aww, I love stuff where they met before, they just didn't know it! It makes sense, considering they both probably grew up in the area. Great job!

Author's Response:

Why work in Scranton if you didn't grow up there? Unless, of course, you got transferred. So it makes a lot of sense. I'm really glad you like it, bebitched!

-Rose

The Old Year by citrus_scented Rated: T [Reviews - 10] 4
Summary: It's 2 AM, and Jim is tired.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 698 Read Count: 2259 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 02, 2008 Updated: January 02, 2008
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: January 04, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Yikes. That was... amazing, but depressing. I love Jim's slurred message. So true to form and character and just heartbreaking. Good job.

Couch by nomadshan Rated: T [Reviews - 21] 8
Summary: Jim and Pam have a ritual.
Categories: Future, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Other, Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language
Series: Still
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 494 Read Count: 5206 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 04, 2008 Updated: January 04, 2008
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: January 04, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: couch

You have now stabbed me in the heart. Which is a shame because now I'll get blood on the carpet :( WHY?!? Why do you have to kill my soul in such a beautiful way? Why does this have to be so good? Arg. That ending really threw me. Well done.

Author's Response: *twists the knife*  Thanks, bebitched - very complimentary :)

she isn’t pam and maybe that’s the point by morethanthat Rated: Private [Reviews - 3] 1
Summary: Jim’s vacation in Australia. No koala bears, Ayer’s Rock, or Sydney Opera House. Just wallowing, drinking, and sleeping with British women. Rtaed T
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Other
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 304 Read Count: 1602 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 12, 2008 Updated: January 12, 2008
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: January 12, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: but it's still about her

Aww, sad, but I loved it. I wonder if anything would've been different if Jim had gone to Australia. *ponders*

Author's Response: i don\'t know. but i keep pondering all of these AU ideas... it\'s kind of dangerous... thanks for the feedback.

possession, really loving her, day to day by morethanthat Rated: Private [Reviews - 5] 3
Summary: He’s a man who thinks in concepts, not in the small moments. Rated K
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 317 Read Count: 2551 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 12, 2008 Updated: January 12, 2008
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: January 12, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

You know, I think this is probably exactly what Jim is thinking. How before he had to rationalize and store up every little moment with her and now that he has her he doesn't have to anymore and had to readjust his concepts. Great job!

Author's Response: it\'s all about the adjustments... thanks for the feedback.

Don’t let them change you. Good luck with your band by morethanthat Rated: Private [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Jan Levinson tries to adapt to Scranton, but ends up closer to where she started. Rated K
Categories: Other, Past
Characters: Michael/Jan
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 384 Read Count: 1504 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 12, 2008 Updated: January 12, 2008
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: January 12, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

LOL! That's totally how it should go! She just needs the highest stress job in a low stress world. And: Remember what happened when you tried to blend the ham?

!



Author's Response: i\'m glad you liked it! i am kind of obsessed with her transition to scranton, it\'s so nutty. i thought that joke was a bit broad, but their domestic bliss will have to include moments like that - because it\'s michael :)

All They Do Is Smile: They've Been in Remarkably Good Moods by LoveFool Rated: K [Reviews - 41] 20
Summary: Jim and Pam are engaged. The office reacts.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1916 Read Count: 5623 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 13, 2008 Updated: January 13, 2008
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: January 13, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: All They Do Is Smile: They've Been in Remarkably Good Moods

"It's totally bigger than the one Roy gave you...Even though he probably had a bigger penis."

LOL! If I'd had a drink in my mouth when I read that, my computer screen would be dripping right now. Everyone's reactions were so dead-on, I felt like I was watching an episode. And if this actually happens on the show I will be very very happy. So... great job!



Author's Response: Oh man, you and me both! Thanks for the awesome compliments. Glad I could make you ALMOST spit your drink out. lol. :-) I think i live for that...I know...bad, bad. lol

This by girl7 Rated: M [Reviews - 24] 16
Summary:

Just a little one-shot I actually started a long time ago.  It's set immediately post DM Infinity and is a shameless bit of fluff with a pinch of steam.  :o)

As always, feedback is much appreciated!  


Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1234 Read Count: 5161 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: January 18, 2008 Updated: January 18, 2008
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: January 18, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Gah! That was really beautiful. Seriously, well done!

Author's Response:

Yay!  (That's my most honest response.)  :o)  Honestly, though -- means a lot to hear that this resonated; I so appreciate your taking the time to tell me.  :o)

Andy Bernard Can Wear Stripes and Plaid by Big Tuna Rated: K+ [Reviews - 4] 1
Summary: 55 words of Kandy!
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Andy, Kelly
Genres: Drabble, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: 55: The Kandy Edition
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 55 Read Count: 3050 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 18, 2008 Updated: January 18, 2008
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: January 18, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Andy Bernad Can Wear Stripes and Plaid

I've missed Kandy fic. Great job!

Author's Response:

Me too! But's it's probably good to have a break from it, otherwise all I'd be speaking in pig latin much more than is healthy. I'm glad you liked it, bebitched! Thanks for reviewing!

-Rose

Executive Decision by time4moxie Rated: T [Reviews - 15] 8
Summary: A mid-morning online chat between Pam and Jim....
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 881 Read Count: 4668 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 20, 2008 Updated: January 20, 2008
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: January 20, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: The Guessing Game

Ah, dirty!snarky!Jam is the best ;p Great job!

Names and Places by shootingstars Rated: K [Reviews - 18] 10
Summary: Past Featured Story

MEMBER'S CHOICE - It's Summer and Michael's calling him Jimmy. It doesn't matter because she's calling him hers now.

A look at Jim and Pam's relationship through names and the meanings hidden behind them.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1341 Read Count: 4163 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 20, 2008 Updated: January 20, 2008
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: January 20, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Beesly

What a wonderful premise! I love the idea that every time Jim called her Beesly it was like an affirmation that there was still a chance. Great job!

Author's Response: Thanks so much. Yeah that\'s how I see the whole Beesly thing, definitely a tiny reminder of how he still had a chance but not indefinitely. Thanks :)

Locks of Love by Wendy Blue Rated: T [Reviews - 17] 8
Summary:

"I sort of turned into Barrette Girl."  Why Pam let her hair down.

 


Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Let Your Hair Down
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 887 Read Count: 3489 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 20, 2008 Updated: January 20, 2008
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: January 20, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

*claps hand* Very nicely done!

Pinpoint by thirtypercent Rated: K+ [Reviews - 12] 8
Summary:

Karen POV post-Branch Wars. Spoilers through BW.

She tries to pinpoint the moment when being near him went from making her feel bubbly and young to brittle and needy.


Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: Karen
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 627 Read Count: 3053 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 21, 2008 Updated: January 21, 2008
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: January 23, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Aw, poor Karen :( I've always wondered what she felt after that whole exchange in Branch Wars, and I think this fits nicely. Nicely done!

Author's Response: Thanks so much, bebitched!  I always assumed it must've been a combination of anger at him and anger at herself for not playing the too-cool-for-you role.  Because isn't that what we all want when we run into exes?  Thanks for the review!

Hymns of Them by Stablergirl Rated: K [Reviews - 22] 6
Summary:

Do you know which character is which?


Categories: Past, Other, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3151 Read Count: 6542 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 23, 2008 Updated: January 29, 2008
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: January 25, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Opus 1

Wonderful concept and beautifully written. I would love to read some from other characters.

(I'm assuming this is Angela? Great take on her character, btw)



Author's Response: Thanks I'm glad you like this idea!! I wasn't sure how it would end up going over, but it seems to be doing ok.  Thank you so much for the review and for the compliments and I'm glad you liked my take on this one ;-)

Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: January 25, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: Opus 2

Once again, great writing. Stanley... very ambitious. I've seen very few take a crack at writing him and you did an excellent job!

Author's Response: lol poor Stanley.  Yeah I just thought I wanted to take a stab at writing the lesser written characters, so here it is.  Thanks again for reviewing, I love hearing thoughts!

…In bed by morethanthat Rated: Private [Reviews - 10] 7
Summary: I don’t know – what do YOU think they’d be doing during a hiatus? Rated: MA

Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 791 Read Count: 6358 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: January 26, 2008 Updated: January 26, 2008
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: January 26, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: …In bed

Hot and hilarious and guh! I love that they can banter in the middle of having sex and I love you for writing it :D

Author's Response: you know they can banter during sex - it\'s probably not top form, but... in any case, i am happy to provide you with smut.\r\n\r\nin service,\r\nemily :)

A Matter of Infinite Hope by sillyrabbit519 Rated: K+ [Reviews - 25] 26
Summary:

You don't want to wake up one day and realize that both of you are unhappy because you weren't the person he thought you were. There's no way you can compete with Fantasy Pam.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2688 Read Count: 4478 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 26, 2008 Updated: January 26, 2008
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: January 27, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I can definitely see how this could be an issue between the two of them and you played it out nicely. Great job!

Author's Response: Thanks! I'm glad you liked it!

Impeccable timing by nqllisi Rated: K [Reviews - 36] 19
Summary:

A phone call interrupts their Valentine's Day date.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Holiday
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 266 Read Count: 3392 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: January 28, 2008 Updated: January 28, 2008
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: January 30, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

lol, that's such a Jim thing to do. Great job!

Author's Response: Thank you! I usually struggle when I try to come up with pranks for Jim (I'm just not a practical joker at all), but this one just sort of flowed from his character. I'm glad you liked it!

Breaking and Fixing by Steph Rated: T [Reviews - 8] 4
Summary: She was lonely and he was broken, which was why they were playing Candy Land on a Friday night.
Categories: Other
Characters: Kelly, Toby
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5537 Read Count: 1967 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 30, 2008 Updated: January 30, 2008
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: January 31, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Great job writing such an odd-ball pairing!

to wear a half smile by dreamingwriter Rated: K+ [Reviews - 6] 3
Summary: Today someone’s humming. Just a faint, happy tune, but there it is and she’s considering poking her head over like Angela does sometimes to see if she’s going crazy. Last day of work before Pam calls off her wedding.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, In Stamford, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 897 Read Count: 1575 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 01, 2008 Updated: February 01, 2008
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: February 02, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: there are moments

I love the idea that she switched Jim's chair for hers. Nice job!

Author's Response: Thanks!