Penname: bebitched Real name: Mary
Member Since: July 02, 2007

Bio:

I've been writing fanfic for about four and a half years, and in this fandom for about three. Usually I ship Jim/Pam, Dwight/Angela, Kelly/Andy, Pam/Karen, though occasionally Ryan/Karen and anything femslash. My pen name on LiveJournal and fanfiction.net is the same as it is here, for clarity's sake.

I run a LiveJournal community called officegirlslash, which you should definitely check out if you haven't already / end pimping. 

I hope you enjoy reading my fanfic as much as I enjoy writing it!


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Summary: Past Featured StoryJim and Pam are Jim and Pam, only...not really.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 30 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 77452 Read Count: 232739 ePub Downloads: 64
[Report This] Published: March 16, 2008 Updated: May 21, 2008
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Date: March 16, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: It's not that I hate you, it's just that I hate everything about you.

Despite your warnings, I actually really liked this. It's fresh take on another aspect of the show. I can't wait to see where your taking this!



Author's Response: lol despite my warnings.  I have such self depricating chapter notes, don't I? God, I need to work on that.  lol.  anyway thanks so much for reviewing this one! Glad you liked it.

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Date: March 18, 2008 Title: Chapter 5: Ok, so how about you and I can just pretend this never happened?

Ahh, the thaw is coming...

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Date: March 23, 2008 Title: Chapter 13: Let me finish before you defend yourself, because I need a good forty five minutes to rant.

I'm actually pretty embarrassed with how many times I checked to see if this story had been updated, so I have you to blame for that since it's you who is writing this amazing story... but all is forgiven because I loved this chapter!

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Date: March 30, 2008 Title: Chapter 18: I'm dying to respond, but I promised Harold Pinter I would pause.

I'm clapping my hands like an absurd circus monkey at this point because this chapter was just so perfect and made me so so happy.

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Date: April 04, 2008 Title: Chapter 19: Did I ever tell you the one about that girl in the bar?

!!!

I would love to see Pam go all cage match on that girl's ass. I'm so excited to see an update!

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Date: May 22, 2008 Title: Chapter 30: Sam Adams and Nora Roberts refuse to share the spotlight, but that's ok because I'd rather be in love than be famous.

I'm enormously sad to see this story end, but it was amazing while it lasted! When I saw this posted I had a moment of "oh yay!... I mean crap because now it's over" but this was a fantastic way to end it. Great work!

Beautiful by Catie9 Rated: M [Reviews - 12] 6
Summary: Well...I was bored/hungover and watching the Cutting Edge Three on ABC Family...and this happened. Enjoy!
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1403 Read Count: 3045 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 16, 2008 Updated: March 16, 2008
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Date: March 17, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: You're the thing I love.

Aw, embarrassed!Jim is the best. Great job!

Author's Response: I love embarrassed!Jim...because seriously, one of the things I find so appealing about him (and I suspect Pam\'s in the same camp) is that he thinks he\'s just a regular guy...and he\'s so much more.

Summary: Jim is a thoughtful gift-giver, but not this year. Not for her. Rated K+
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Holiday, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 336 Read Count: 2335 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: March 17, 2008 Updated: March 17, 2008
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Date: March 18, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: and happy winter solstice, too

Aww! That last one was so perfect. Wonderfully displays how he still thought about her in that best-friend way, but was checking himself to make sure he didn't show too much emotion, didn't put himself out there. Great job!

Author's Response: i think this is quintessential for the mood of mid-S3.  jim fighting every impulse.  and i thought this would be fun and festive.  glad you like it (you know i'm always pleased for your feedback).

Summary:

Impulsively, Pam leans forward and throws her arms around Karen, and Karen is taken aback, because she's not exactly that kind of person, and this is the second time today this has happened.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Karen
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1469 Read Count: 2216 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 18, 2008 Updated: March 18, 2008
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Date: March 19, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: I didn't know what I was doing

Wouldn't this have been awesome? I'm in love with the idea of Karen finally breaking down on Karen, and how she's okay with Pam having a family with Jim because she deserves to be happy too. Great job!

Summary: Past Featured StoryRandom season four angst/fluff/Jim musings.

Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance, Weekend
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 760 Read Count: 3080 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: March 28, 2008 Updated: March 28, 2008
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Date: March 29, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Wow. A lot of people will claim that now that Jim and Pam are together all the problems that kept them apart for so long have completely disappeared and haven't left any scar at all, but I don't buy it. Beautiful and heart-wrenchingly emotional piece. Great job!

Before Sunrise by morethanthat Rated: Private [Reviews - 40] 15
Summary: An evening in New York City, two years after they break up. Brought to you by Love and the Stupid Stuff It Makes You Do. Rated: MA

Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Other, Jim/Pam, Pam/Other
Genres: Angst, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8056 Read Count: 13891 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: March 30, 2008 Updated: April 03, 2008
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Date: April 03, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: But then the morning comes, and we turn back into pumpkins, right?

I actually love the ending to this, despite the fact that it's a little unconventional. The whole thing has a very nuanced foreign film vibe to it and that last bit really fits. I would love to see a sequel/epilogue to this!

Author's Response: the point really is foreign film-esque.  maybe you can expect to see: before sunrise: paris style?  probably not :)  bebitched, thanks again.  i haven't seen anything new from you in awhile - writers block?  or are you working on something huge? 

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Date: March 31, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: not you or me but just this little space in between

Yay! Glad to see this posted. I've pretty much already reviewed this (LOL) but I just wanted to say again that this is a fantastic piece and I'm looking forward to reading it again.

Author's Response: how sweet.  well i'm glad you're enjoying it... even though... uh i'm pretty sure you know the ending!  still thanks for weighing in.

Summary: An old woman reflects on moments of her life in her last days.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Married
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3313 Read Count: 3231 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 31, 2008 Updated: May 25, 2008
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Date: March 31, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Okay, I definitely crying now. This is such a beautiful piece! Bittersweet and reminiscent. Great job!

Summary: 5 times Pam or Jim utters the classic line through their relationship. Some of it is now, some is future. Spoilers for The Deposition (kind of)
Categories: Future
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 926 Read Count: 1937 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 02, 2008 Updated: April 02, 2008
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Date: April 03, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Aww, that was very cute! Very in character, and I especially love Pam's "In YOUR face" speech to Kelly. Great job!

Summary:

 

It takes Pam two hundred and forty six seconds after Kelly tells her to make a decision.

One shot AU. Jim goes to Australia after Casino night. Pam goes too.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1680 Read Count: 3126 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 07, 2008 Updated: April 07, 2008
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Date: April 08, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Remember the time you drove all night?

Ahhhh. That is a sound of quiet contentedness at reading this story. Great job!

Summary: In which Pam drinks tea - through the past, present and future
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Married, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 842 Read Count: 2198 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 09, 2008 Updated: April 09, 2008
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Date: April 09, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: A life of tea - in five stages

There is a beautiful symmetry and imagery here that I really love. Nice work!

Author's Response: Thank you, I\'m so glad that people seemed to enjoy it. Not to mention authors that drew me to this place in the first place ;)

Summary: Just a little post-Dinner Party fluff.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1000 Read Count: 4716 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 14, 2008 Updated: April 14, 2008
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Date: April 15, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

LOL! This such a great follow up to Dinner Party, with the fluff and the banter and the dirtiness. Great job!

Summary: Jim gets a taste of his own medicine. Spoilers for Chair Model.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 61 Read Count: 2867 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 20, 2008 Updated: April 20, 2008
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Date: April 20, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

HA! Totally did not see that coming. Great job, very in character.

Summary: “I bet you're sick of tuna right? You probably have tuna every night.”

Pam thinks Jim doesn't give his nickname enough credit. Spoilers for Dinner Party.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1300 Read Count: 3148 ePub Downloads: 0

[Report This] Published: April 21, 2008 Updated: April 21, 2008
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Date: April 21, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Positive Association

Aww! I love the extension of the Big Tuna nick name here, especially: “I mean, I love tuna.” Her eyes met his, and he knew that by tuna she meant Tuna and then he couldn’t concentrate because Pam’s touching me and she loves Tuna and I’m Tuna. Great Job!

Summary: The act of observing alters the reality being observed. Rated K+
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 194 Read Count: 1843 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 21, 2008 Updated: April 21, 2008
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Date: April 23, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh my god. I'm laughing so hard right now, I'm crying. Actual tears. Great job!

Author's Response:

wow!  good for me - actual tears?? 

p.s. i wrote that fic we discussed (s&m) - just have to post it.  where is your 'pam is bi' fic?  :) 

Summary:

Tomorrow I’ll fly home, to her and to California, but for now I write, happy, content, lost in my own words.


He’ll be home soon, but the time passes and maybe his flight is delayed, but it’s nothing I pay attention to. His flight delays are as commonplace as his coming and going. Rated K+


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Travel
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1299 Read Count: 2517 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 21, 2008 Updated: April 21, 2008
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Date: April 26, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: it rains a lot this time of year

I am in love withe bittersweet vibe to this, that everything might turn out okay but the road might be rocky and it won't be perfect. This seems so in character, something that would definitely happen to these two. Jim's going to start coming out of his cocoon soon, I think, and once Jim does something he goes all the way. Nice work!

Author's Response: thanks man!  yeah, i kind of like it ugly.  i do believe they will be together, but i don't believe it'll ever be easy - because that's just real.  if this was ugly betty (which i love, don't get me wrong), maybe things could end up pretty rosy, but since it is the office, made of 100% realness, there's only one way for jim and pam, at least to me.  aaaaand that was way too much.

Summary: Spoilers through Chair Model. An ordinary Wednesday that kicked Pam's ass.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1221 Read Count: 4199 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 22, 2008 Updated: April 22, 2008
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Date: April 23, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

LOL! I love how Pam just kicked his ass right back. Great job!

Summary: Out of an ordinary day comes realization – or at least, the hint of it. K
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 330 Read Count: 2249 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 27, 2008 Updated: April 27, 2008
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Date: April 27, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: and lucy's torn between those two things

I'd never really thought about how that line in Branch Wars fits so well with S1/S2 Pam. Great job, very thought provoking.

Oh, and I have a first draft of that story we were talking about (the one centering around the theory of what 'we find out about Pam that we didn't know before') so I'm expecting you to pay up on your end ;D



Author's Response: i started to read "a room with a view," it's so interesting.  and pam can totally identify with the protagonist because, pretty much, she is her.  i'm glad you liked this!

Summary: Five times Pam says she will, in lieu of 'I can't'.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4346 Read Count: 2557 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 03, 2008 Updated: May 03, 2008
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Date: May 04, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This was beautiful. Every single one had its own personality but stitched together in a series of unseen moments that brought them to here. Great job!

La Douleur Exquise by morethanthat Rated: Private [Reviews - 16] 9
Summary: Title translates to ‘exquisite pain.’ The office reacts when a secret of Jim and Pam’s is revealed: Andy is empathetic, Angela disapproves, and Michael is intrigued. Rated T
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 356 Read Count: 3355 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: May 04, 2008 Updated: May 04, 2008
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Date: May 11, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: My good friend Captain Tuna

I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU!!! That is all I can say. I'm gonna go post mine now.

Author's Response: yay yay yay.  hey we should write some smut together!  think it over.