Penname: Hotdog Fingers Real name: Amelia
Member Since: July 12, 2007

Bio:

Amelia/18/Australian

Likes: TV, movies, dvds, ponies, glitter, handbags, Cluedo, scarves, glitter hats, forensics, cupcakes, mobiles, old libraries, post-its, doonas, robots (dance and mechanical contraption), board games, brain freezes, hundreds and thousands, rainbows, doodling, random photos, singing at the top of your voice, raspberry vodka shots, fairy lights, sunsets, pinball machines, capes, the 50’s, unicorns, crime novels, doll houses, pacman, Charlie Brown, horseback riding, funky object earrings, snow cones, jukeboxes, fanfiction, obsessing, rain, sleeping, hanging out with friends, theme parks, tule, converses, emo music, contemporary folk music, spring rolls, lotr, CSI, ‘end of the world’ movies/tv shows, poetry, motivational quotes, TV box sets, John Krasinski, Milo Ventimilgia, Rocky, Napoleon Dynamite, caramel thickshakes, pink (the colour), laughing, procrastinating and generally all things awesome…

 


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Reviews by Hotdog Fingers
Summary: Kelly, with Ryan's help, submits Pam for a television make over show. Set way back when Jim and Karen were still together, Pam was a single gal, and Ryan had been banished to the annex with Kally and Toby.

Categories: Other
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3335 Read Count: 10562 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 31, 2007 Updated: May 01, 2009
Reviewer: Hotdog Fingers Signed 9
Date: September 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Make overs: A sign of the apocalypse?

Oh, I really like this! What a great concept - I hope you update this sometime soon :)

Summary: some sad moments in the dark (this means nothing).

Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Andy, Dwight, Jim, Karen, Michael, Pam, Toby
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1197 Read Count: 3252 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 31, 2007 Updated: March 31, 2007
Reviewer: Hotdog Fingers Signed 9
Date: September 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Wow. I really enjoyed these. The simpleness of it all, the short, sweet, slightly heartbreaking moments were all beautifully written and IC. They all stood out in their own unique way. Great job.

Summary: Maximus had his turn. Now it's time for a reply. This won't make sense unless you've read the fabulous Talking head by time4moxie.
Categories: Other
Characters: Other
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 789 Read Count: 2661 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 03, 2007 Updated: October 02, 2007
Reviewer: Hotdog Fingers Signed 8
Date: September 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: You know what kind of monologue this is.

Omg, that was hilarious!

Because this Cupcake needs a little more sugar, if you know what I mean.

What am I saying? Of course you do.

Hilarious and classy. Great job.

Summary: Past Featured Story

Jim blogs on Livejournal...This will be an ongoing story, for as long as I have the patience and inspiration to sustain it.

To try make it more of an interactive experience, any and all comments will be responded to in character as if it is in fact, Jim's Livejournal (from the 8th entry on.)


Categories: Other, Past
Characters: Jim
Genres: Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Challenges: First Days
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5512 Read Count: 28826 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 28, 2007 Updated: September 18, 2007
Reviewer: Hotdog Fingers Signed 7
Date: September 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: Day…I don’t know what fucking day it is and I don’t care…

Author: I love this concept! A great way to write a story and I'm enjoying Jim's thoughts of the Office before Pam. It's quite refreshing. Question: do you actually have an lj set up for this fic?

Jim: Things will get better soon. Am I psychic, you ask? Well, no. But I'm a glass is half full kind of girl. And when you're drowning your sorrows in alcohol, thats a good thing.



Author's Response: Hotdog: No real lj for this, too much to keep track of...\r\n\r\nFingers: Hrm. This glass is half empty. I must need a refill...

Reviewer: Hotdog Fingers Signed 10
Date: September 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 10: Day 526.5

Author: Man, I'm loving how interactive you're making this story. And how surprisingly IC it is. Love the journey of Jim that you're taking us on.

Jim: Go you indeed. After all, you gotta start somewhere. Even if it is getting beaten by an old, short guy.



Author's Response: *Sigh...* I\'m going back, can you believe it? I must be a glutton for punishment...

Reviewer: Hotdog Fingers Signed 9
Date: September 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 16: Day 530 (Pam Beesly Day)

Author: Oh, this is so wonderful! I'm loving how you're taking us through each and everyone of Jim's thoughts, etc. It's hilarious how you write him blogging - swearing heaps and typing dirty stuff. It's hysterical. And the Jim intro to Pam was delightful and realistic.

Jim: Man, you got it bad. Giggle. 



Author's Response: The last time I felt like this? I was in the sixth grade. And she broke my heart. Let\'s all hope that doesn\'t happen again, shall we?

Summary: Past Featured Story

This will just be a series of short vignettes about Jim and Pam getting to know one another as they start their adventure into true coupledom. Embarrassing moments, phobias, guilty pleasures....the truth comes out.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Drabble, Fluff, Humor, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Steamy, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8782 Read Count: 69345 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: August 02, 2007 Updated: February 24, 2008
Reviewer: Hotdog Fingers Signed 9
Date: September 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Toe Socks

Oh, that's hilariously adorable! Great job!

Summary:

WYDM is Scranton's local radio station, with our favorite paper-pushers as DJs. Kelly gossips, Angela gives advice, Toby does traffic, and there's a new guy doing the morning show that's causing quite a stir...


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11802 Read Count: 25133 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: August 06, 2007 Updated: September 14, 2007
Reviewer: Hotdog Fingers Signed 9
Date: September 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: A Word of Advice

Unfortunately, those phone lines are quieter than a woman having sex with Toby.

That was hilarious! (Poor Toby, but still...hilarious!)

 

Reviewer: Hotdog Fingers Signed 7
Date: September 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: The Ultimatum

I'm glad Andy used his $10 to pay his late fee. As an employee of a video store, that makes me very happy :)

Great job!

Reviewer: Hotdog Fingers Signed 8
Date: September 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Risky or Romantic?

"You mean...Mexicans?"

"Kevin, that's rude...He meant homosexuals."

Oh, that's classic Angela right there! Great job...again!

Reviewer: Hotdog Fingers Signed 7
Date: September 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Who's Bringing the Mud?

National Review Day? Seriously. Cause I'm gullible to believe you, believe me.

Great new chapter, Angela cracks me up everytime. The Pam/Jim moment was very cute.

Reviewer: Hotdog Fingers Signed 8
Date: September 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: God Bless America

lol, the Kandy moment at the end was hysterical.

Great job with this.

Summary: Past Featured StoryJim and Pam try to find their way back. Hopefully without a national audience. Spoilers up to The Job.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Andy, Jim, Jim/Pam, Michael, Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4112 Read Count: 6885 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: August 22, 2007 Updated: August 22, 2007
Reviewer: Hotdog Fingers Signed 9
Date: September 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Love's Such An Old-Fashioned Word

Oh, that was so adorable!

The ending made me giggle :P

I agree, Under Pressure - Queen, is an awesome song!!!



Author's Response: Thank you so much!

Summary:

This is an idea I've had for a long time. It is inspired by the very end of the Six Feet Under series finale (hence the title), and it seems that the 55 word style would be perfect for it. Each chapter will focus on a different Office character. 20 chapters are planned.

I do not own these characters, and would not do this to them if I did. No copyright infringement intended.


Categories: Other, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: None
Warnings: Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Challenges: 55 Words To Leave Scranton
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1154 Read Count: 66271 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 06, 2007 Updated: November 15, 2007
Reviewer: Hotdog Fingers Signed 10
Date: September 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: Outlook

Wow, these are all so heartwarming. I love how you incorporate some humour into them, and the irony in Meredith's was just heartbreaking. They're all so unique, so simple, sad and sweet.

Author's Response: Thanks so much for the comment! What you said is exactly what I was going for, so that makes me incredibly happy. Thanks!

Reviewer: Hotdog Fingers Signed 8
Date: November 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 17: Boredom

Is Pam the hussy? Silly question.

This was sweet, poor Angela, what a heartbreaking ending.  



Author's Response: Yeah, Pam was the hussy. It was a sad ending for her, but at least she lived a long life. Thanks for the review!

Reviewer: Hotdog Fingers Signed 10
Date: October 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 11: Success

I loved this, it was so beautiful. The last line was a lovely subtle connection to what Ryan said in 'The Secret'. Whether intentional or not, I found it wonderful. I would much rather remember seasons 1, 2 and (parts of) 3 Ryan than this new season 4 Ryan.

Anyhoo, great job! 



Author's Response: It was intentional, and I'm glad you caught that. I think Ryan's going to eventually regret his current behavior. Hopefully sooner rather than later. Thanks for the review!

Summary: 55-words on what happens when different Dunder-Mifflin employees get drunk.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present, Past, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: Overheard, 55, Kelly's Revenge, 55: The Kandy Edition, Drunk Michael
Series: None
Chapters: 40 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2606 Read Count: 147060 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 09, 2007 Updated: April 11, 2008
Reviewer: Hotdog Fingers Signed 8
Date: October 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 26: Kelly II

Lol! Oh, Kelly, trust her to think of that as a date!

Cute job. 



Author's Response: Yes, I think when it comes to men, and....well, most everything...Kelly is a little warped in her sense of reality. That said, I don't think Darryl will mind. Thank you for the review Hotdog Fingers (you should probably have that checked out.)

Shenanigans by Stablergirl Rated: MA [Reviews - 18] 10
Summary:

What it's really like this year at Dunder Mifflin.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2055 Read Count: 6737 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 28, 2007 Updated: September 28, 2007
Reviewer: Hotdog Fingers Signed 9
Date: September 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: why they blush

Gotta love Kevin :P

Great job with this.



Author's Response: thank you!

Summary: A Jam IM chat. Jim is told by Dwight that he has to look after Pam or else. Now Jim is dying to know why Dwight is so protective... and Pam does not want to tell him. No real spoilers. Based on Pam crying in Back from Vacation.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 786 Read Count: 3304 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 29, 2007 Updated: September 29, 2007
Reviewer: Hotdog Fingers Signed 7
Date: September 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Dwight's my hero  too ^_^ Great job with this!

Summary: Past Featured StoryThat first date, drunk on the roof of her building watching stars and airplanes, he talks about going away. Really short, random fluff. Set post "the Job" so no real spoilers for season four.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 295 Read Count: 3832 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 29, 2007 Updated: September 29, 2007
Reviewer: Hotdog Fingers Signed 9
Date: September 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh, that was adorable! Random, yet searching. The tiny details give the story an odd charm. Great job, and a great ending.

Summary: Kelly picks the Friday night after Darryl asks her out to watch Ryan’s favorite movie for the first time.  The trouble is, she's not sure his favorite movie is.
Categories: Other
Characters: Kelly, Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1905 Read Count: 2015 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 12, 2007 Updated: October 12, 2007
Reviewer: Hotdog Fingers Signed 10
Date: October 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: every word you say, say something sweet

Aw. I loved this! I love Kelly and this fic totally does her justice. Sweet and hopeful and I love the friendship between Kelly and Pam. Great job with this, it was awesome!

Summary:

Drabble inspired by Pam's record-setting Season 4 smile count. A little spoilery for season 4.

Originally posted on the MTT message boards during the fanfic hiatus.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Humor, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 236 Read Count: 3550 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 13, 2007 Updated: October 13, 2007
Reviewer: Hotdog Fingers Signed 9
Date: October 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

And how to scrapbook romantically.

Oh, that was so good! I love a good ensemble piece, and yours hit the spot. So cute and funny. And rather IC as well.

Great job. 



Author's Response: Thanks!  I love how Michael has both horrifically inappropriate and completely sappy sides.

Summary:

"Who says exactly what they're thinking?  What kind of game is that?"

Kelly considers her past and her present.


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Darryl, Kelly, Kelly/Other
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1383 Read Count: 1616 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 21, 2007 Updated: October 21, 2007
Reviewer: Hotdog Fingers Signed 10
Date: October 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: her decision

Wow! Seriously, this was amazing. I love your exploration of Kelly. I love how you developed a different side to her - one we only catch glances of, like in previous ep, when she was talking about how there were 'no games' with Darryl. I love how this is written and everything you said about Ryan was true. Honest and real, you added another dimension to Kelly and that was a joy to read.

Author's Response: Thank you so much! I always really love reading Kelly (and I gues writing her, even though this is pretty much my first time)  when she's an actual person, you know?  Like she must have something going on in that head of hers... We've seen her be semi-normal and intelligent too many times for her to only be all about celebrities and nail polish.  Right?  Anyway I digress, I'm glad you liked it!!!!  I might have to write more of Kelly in the future, I really had fun writing this one.

Summary: Past Featured StoryChristmas time at Dunder-Mifflin means two things. Romance, and celebrating African-American heritage. A script-based take on the Season 4 Christmas episode.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Holiday, Humor, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: The Office Scripts
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11706 Read Count: 18739 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 26, 2007 Updated: November 13, 2007
Reviewer: Hotdog Fingers Signed 9
Date: November 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Act Four and Tag

Awwwww, Poor Toby! *hugs*

This was so great. Just like watching a real episode (well, reading a real episode). Wonderfully IC, lovely length. I loved your Kelly in this and your Creed moment was awesome. Well done. 



Author's Response: I'm glad that you liked the Kelly and Creed in this story. I think that every character (except Jan) had a line in the story. Both in writing and in watching, I like the ensemble pieces the best, so I tried to include some of those. Thanks for your kind words, and the review Hotdog Fingers.

Summary:

Pam wanted to start a Book Club. Jim just wanted to have a gourmet meal.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Oscar, Toby
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1933 Read Count: 2606 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 03, 2007 Updated: November 03, 2007
Reviewer: Hotdog Fingers Signed 9
Date: November 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: A B-Plot that was Steamier than you thought

Oh, that was hilarious!

I really like how this fic accentuated the 'obnoxiousness' of Oscar. And Jim's answers were hilarious. Second to Stanley's.

Great job with this!