Penname: Semby Real name:
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Summary: Past Featured StoryDinner, and what happened later. Post-Season 3.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jan, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Michael
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8226 Read Count: 56290 ePub Downloads: 7
[Report This] Published: August 06, 2007 Updated: August 26, 2007
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Date: August 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Practice

Simply lovely! The apartment scenes have so far not disappointed at all. And I love the banter that they kept up throughout, and the moment with the stuck zipper was a very real-life sort of delay, and cute in how they dealt with it.

Reviewer: Semby Signed
Date: August 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Silence

Haha, "I will kill you and eat your parents" is possibly the greatest threat I've ever heard. And this was a lovely chapter!

Sandwich by Blithe Fratelli Rated: K+ [Reviews - 8] 3
Summary: Jim Halpert is a creature of habit. And he can't bring himself to break them. JAM
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1541 Read Count: 2313 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 07, 2007 Updated: August 07, 2007
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Date: August 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Fantastic! Great way of showing how Jim and Pam are stuck in their ways (and possibly better off that way?)

Summary: In which Dwangela conduct an internal argument concerning evolution, Michael is typically creepy, Jim discovers he is actually abnormally good at something, has his cards shuffled, plays a whole lot of solitaire and gets creative with Andy's tie. JAM
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2831 Read Count: 1910 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 07, 2007 Updated: August 07, 2007
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Date: August 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Ha! Such a random concept, and very fun. I love The Looinater ;)

mike and me by Stablergirl Rated: M [Reviews - 8] 3
Summary:

A woman meets Michael Scott.


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Michael, Other
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2361 Read Count: 616 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: August 07, 2007 Updated: August 07, 2007
Reviewer: Semby Signed
Date: August 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: mike and me

You've somehow made me feel not only heartbroken for Michael, but for this woman I don't know at all as well - you created quite a vivid character in such a small amount of time. Michael being honest about his feeling of rejection instead of just joking around and protecting himself with false bravado feels so real and sad. And the sex scene was damn near devastating.


Author's Response: sorry for the angst ;-) Everything I write always seems to carry a sadness for the human condition, maybe I feel that way and don't realize it.  Anyway, thank you so much for the review and for reading.  I'm glad it was able to evoke emotion in you.

Summary: For everyone who ever wondered how did these people even get hired? it's a look back at the job interviews from DunderMifflin's past.
Categories: Past
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2104 Read Count: 1188 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 08, 2007 Updated: August 08, 2007
Reviewer: Semby Signed
Date: August 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Wow, Michael certainly has a unique way with interviews! And the mental image of him with a mustache is making me giggle...

Author's Response: Try the mental image of Michael with half a mustache. Thanks for reading, Semby.

Summary: Every year, several people have sex. Slightly fewer than ambulance sex. Four Dunder-Mifflin employees share the stories of their first encounters.
Categories: Past
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2117 Read Count: 856 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 08, 2007 Updated: August 08, 2007
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Date: August 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Ambulance vs. Ambulance

Mambo #5!!! Oh, Michael. He really ought to have kept that detail to himself. Poetic beauty, indeed!

Author's Response: There are few things that I am both as proud and as ashamed as I am for writing about Michael\'s first time... especially that line. Thanks for reviewing this one, Semby.

Summary: After the end of civilization, the workers of the Office try to find a new life in the wreckage. Strangely, not much changes.
Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 886 Read Count: 1356 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 09, 2007 Updated: August 09, 2007
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Date: August 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Year of the Diamond Dogs

Ha! Great stuff. I could absolutely see them all, especially Dwight, reacting like this in the case of an apocalypse.

Heh, the thing that actually cracked me up the most was the idea that the filming/talking heads would keep up after an apocalypse. That's one determined documentary crew! :-D Assuming they DID repopulate the earth, that would probably be very valued footage for future generations.



Author's Response: That\'s an extremely dedicated documentary crew... especially since there isn\'t any electricity any more, so they aren\'t even recording anything... still, the moral of the story is that nothing survives like a good rut, apocalypse or no apocalypse. And would future generation really want to see Michael and Dwight trying to repopulate the species? \r\n\r\nThanks much for reading this one, I really appreciate it.

Summary: Jim brings something very critical to Pam's attention.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 528 Read Count: 2939 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 12, 2007 Updated: August 12, 2007
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Date: August 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: By Any Other Name

Awesome! I've always kind of wanted to know how Pam would react to knowing that that would be her name. And I love that you kept it light, and so them, but with the obvious undertone of something deeper going on. Jim joking around while Pam expects him to say something more, because she knew.

Bullseye by supergirlsudz Rated: T [Reviews - 23] 7
Summary: Past Featured StoryPam takes a trip to Target, buys a swimsuit, and gets some inspiration from an unlikely source.
Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: Karen, Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Weekend
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2370 Read Count: 2899 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: August 13, 2007 Updated: August 13, 2007
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Date: August 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Lovely! A great look at Pam's character, and the potential for friendship between Pam and Karen, if it weren't for Jim(/Voldemort). She's right, he does ruin everything! ;)

Author's Response: Thanks, Semby! Well, hopefully when the next season starts, he won't be ruining things for Pam :-)

Summary:

The Scranton Business Park is holding a charity auction, and Michael makes it mandatory for all the men to participate. Set sometime after Season 3. This was inspired by some comments on TWoP in the "Series Wishes" thread.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4530 Read Count: 14882 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 14, 2007 Updated: September 02, 2007
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Date: August 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Does it involve chocolate?

Love this so far! Everyone's so in character, and this is such a fun plot premise that I'd like to see them actually do an episode like this on the show! I also love the Jim/Pam, Andy/Kelly stuff. But Andy's outfit! Yikes!

Reviewer: Semby Signed
Date: August 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Well versed in the art of origami

Aw, yay for Pam bidding on Michael (even if she was forced into it). And, wow, Dwight - that does sound romantic! Ha.

Reviewer: Semby Signed
Date: September 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Cost Effective

Hee! I was predicting that it was a sister or somehting, from his look of recognition, but I bet that took Pam by surprise. Very cute. And yay for becoming roommates! Aw :)

Summary:

It’s time for the first annual Dunder Mifflin National Sales Meeting in Las Vegas. What will go down in the city of sin, where alcohol flows, love can be won, lost and won again, and where drive-through weddings are all-too-available?


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Andy, Angela, Bob Vance, Carol, Creed, Darryl, David Wallace, Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Hunter, Jan, Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Other, Jim/Pam, Josh Porter, Karen, Katy, Kelly, Kevin, Madge, Mark, Meredith, Michael, Michael/Jan, Mose, Oscar, Oscar/Gil, Other, Pam, Pam/Other, Pam/Roy, Phyllis, Phyllis/Bob Vance, Roy, Ryan, Ryan/Kelly, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10101 Read Count: 9642 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: August 25, 2007 Updated: September 25, 2007
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Date: September 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3: Six Ways to Have a Bad Time in Vegas

I'm glad you've chosen to go the route of letting Karen be relatable and likeable, doing the right thing and not getting too hurt in the process. And the idea of Dwight wearing Kelly's clothes! Oh, boy. Ha!

Author's Response: just wait. dwight's fashion choices get even worse in the next chapter... and i agree, it's a nice change, writing karen as likable.

Reviewer: Semby Signed
Date: August 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: stay in an upright position

Hee! Very fun so far.

Author's Response: thanks, Semby! You're quite the prolific reviewer! :)

Cut by Wendy Blue Rated: K+ [Reviews - 13] 8
Summary: “I cut hair, you know.”  Jim gets his infamous haircut from someone he least expected. 
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 948 Read Count: 3153 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: August 27, 2007 Updated: August 27, 2007
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Date: August 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Aw! So sweet, yet so sad.

Summary: Jim and Pam's second date.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 920 Read Count: 4476 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: August 29, 2007 Updated: August 29, 2007
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Date: September 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

So cute! I love how Jim really notices the *details* about her.

Summary: Past Featured Story

Michael's looking for a long lost relative - with (hopefully) hilarious results.  Set S4ish - NO SPOILERS - with a healthy dose of a blissful Jim and Pam because I simply can't help myself.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Dwight, Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Michael
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9433 Read Count: 13476 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: August 29, 2007 Updated: January 21, 2008
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Date: January 24, 2008 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

Hee! This was very fun. I love your Michael. :)


Author's Response: Semby I'm such a review reply slacker.   A (very belated) thank you for reading.  I'm glad you liked it!

Summary: Even though the color is standard and neutral, she finds it bold in ways she's never been able to be in the past. Pam finds solace and inspiration for her life in the medium of her art.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1905 Read Count: 1435 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 01, 2007 Updated: September 01, 2007
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Date: September 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This was so completely lovely. I love seeing Pam seemingly so in tune with herself.

Author's Response: Thank you!

Summary: Past Featured Story

Written for both the Pam's Pregnancy and 55 Word challenges. Takes place before The Job.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Karen, Kelly
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: 55, Pam's Pregnancy
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 55 Read Count: 5094 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 02, 2007 Updated: September 02, 2007
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Date: September 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

HA!! Freaking awesome.

Summary: A different take on the first date and its aftermath

Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1457 Read Count: 3154 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 02, 2007 Updated: September 02, 2007
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Date: September 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Ohhh, so sad, but so lovely.

Summary:

A more angsty view of the Pam's Pregnancy challenge, but it comes equipped with a happy ending.

 p.s. i lied when i said i wasn't going to change the pronouns. I tampered a bit to make it clearer. hope it helps.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Other
Characters: Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Challenges: Pam's Pregnancy
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1995 Read Count: 4418 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 02, 2007 Updated: September 02, 2007
Reviewer: Semby Signed
Date: September 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: love again

I admit, I started reading this on LJ earlier today and gave up because I was getting so lost in the pronouns, but thought maybe I hadn't been focused enough before and decided to try again when I saw it here, so I'm really glad you made the changes you did. It was much easier to follow and appreciate. This was a lovely and sad, but also kind of happy in the end, story. It made me really mad at Jim, obviously, but it's really nice to see Roy stepping up. I think he has all the potential to be this good of a guy if given the opportunity.

Summary: Jim and Pam go through the motions of an unexpected addition.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 49311 Read Count: 57461 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: September 02, 2007 Updated: February 25, 2008
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Date: September 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: Confirmation of some sort would be nice

Oh, how awkward - I always think that's such a difficult scenario, when a couple is in love and would most likely be getting married in the not too distant future anyway, but then an unexpected pregnancy happens a little early and they don't want to make it look like they're just getting married because of that. And being forced to make that choice so early in the relationship, eep! And, yes, the break room proposal did lack class, but I appreciate Jim's earnesty and sponteneity.

Summary: Pam goes on five dates. Rated T
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam/Other, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Slash
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2065 Read Count: 3596 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 02, 2007 Updated: September 02, 2007
Reviewer: Semby Signed
Date: September 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Aww, I liked Ben! But obviously, I like Jim more. And I love his very forward approach to planning out their relationship!


Author's Response: i like ben too. \r\ni really think that one school of thought on jim & pam\'s relationship is that there\'s no waiting necessary. what do they need to know? they\'re compatible. they get along - even amidst hardship. so what should stop them from just getting to it? \r\nwell a roomful of writers will stop them, obviously :)

Summary:

This is an idea I've had for a long time. It is inspired by the very end of the Six Feet Under series finale (hence the title), and it seems that the 55 word style would be perfect for it. Each chapter will focus on a different Office character. 20 chapters are planned.

I do not own these characters, and would not do this to them if I did. No copyright infringement intended.


Categories: Other, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: None
Warnings: Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Challenges: 55 Words To Leave Scranton
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1154 Read Count: 66483 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 06, 2007 Updated: November 15, 2007
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Date: September 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Vacation

Oh, you are determined to break my heart. I can at least tell myself that Creed is just somewhere out there, disappeared but still enjoying life in his weird ways, but Oscar. Oh, Oscar. What a way to go. And aw, Angela! She would be devastated.