Penname: mcmuffins Real name:
Member Since: August 21, 2006

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Practical jokes by invis Rated: K+ [Reviews - 128] 30
Summary: Past Featured StoryHe should've been happy that Karen had finally warmed up to his joking ways. He wasn't.

Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9136 Read Count: 45784 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: April 14, 2007 Updated: April 28, 2007
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: April 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: 5:22

Holy mother of...[/jim].  It may not be sex, but it sure was sexy!  Really nice chapter :)  I don't have time to write more, but trust me, I loved this.

Summary:

The title explains it all...


Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Roy
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2365 Read Count: 9593 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 16, 2007 Updated: April 23, 2007
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Date: April 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Karen

Hee.  Still cute!  I'm not sure what Jim's pleading look to Karen means, though...


Author's Response: Thanks!  And yeah, the pleading look used to have more with it, but the girl who does my beta-ing suggested that I leave it more open.  So I did.

Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: April 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Dwight

ha!  Funny :)  Looking forward to the other four times!


Author's Response: Thanks for reading! 

Summary: Grrlpower, Pamela.

Categories: Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1331 Read Count: 1874 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 16, 2007 Updated: April 16, 2007
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Date: April 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Sassy!  OMG, that was my FAVORITE magazine EVER at that age!  Maybe at any age.  The mere mention of it has obviously made me regress to being 15.  

 

The rest of this is wonderful too.  All those red flags, all those moments that could have changed everything... Great job! 



Author's Response:

I missed the boat on Sassy -- I was like nine when it folded -- but I've read some articles online and know enough about it to know how great it was.  I love the idea that Pam read it.

Thanks!  Glad you enjoyed!

Summary: So tell me, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Categories: Other
Characters: Jan
Genres: Angst
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 938 Read Count: 3308 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 18, 2007 Updated: April 19, 2007
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Date: April 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: A Hundred Kids

So Jan wants the same number of kids as Michael?  It's kismet ;)  I love baby!Jan!  Great job - looking forward to more :)

Author's Response: Yeppers:) It's destiny:D Thanks for the review:)

Summary:

On a toasty day in May, after the lunchtime rush, a short, colorfully dressed Indian woman is carefully organizing racks of faux purses.

Completely AU Kelly fic inspired by Breakfast at Tiffany's...kind of.


Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: Kelly
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1096 Read Count: 1189 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 18, 2007 Updated: April 18, 2007
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Date: April 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

And oh, was it fun to read!  What a cute little flight of fancy :)

Summary: An interview with someone who really know the inner workings of Jim Halpert. (Probably not safe for work.....) Nothing spoilerish unless you don't know who Karen is.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim
Genres: Humor, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: Jim Halpert: More Than The Sum of His Parts
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3724 Read Count: 9670 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: April 18, 2007 Updated: October 01, 2007
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Date: April 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: All Hail Caesar!

Oh. Dear lord.  If this is what the loony bin is like, then lock me away!  I think I laughed, out loud, from beginning to end, and I will definitely have to go back and re-read to see what I missed.  Fun, fun stuff moxie!!!!

Summary: Past Featured StorySometimes Ryan and Kelly talk about babies. Okay... a lot of times.

Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Ryan/Kelly
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1570 Read Count: 1540 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 18, 2007 Updated: April 18, 2007
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Date: April 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: are you having fun in this relationship?

No, YOU'RE adorable!  I totally love this.  Especially that last line. And please, write aaaalllll the Ryan/Kelly and Ryan/anyone and Kelly anything that you can!  I will read it all :)

Author's Response: Heee, thank you! And don't worry, I'm sure there will be much more Ryan/Kelly, Ryan/everyone to come, muahaha. 

Summary:

5 chapters tell 50 Ways that Pam seduces Jim.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4786 Read Count: 22382 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: April 20, 2007 Updated: April 28, 2007
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Date: April 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - Before Jim and Karen Break Up

AWESOME.  You really are so, so funny!  I just wanted to leave you a review to let you know that :)

Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: April 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 - Mid Breakup

hee!  This is so cute, so clever.  Bless Pam's (well, ok, your) devious little heart...

Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: April 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3 - The week after the break-up

“Oh good! That means I don’t have to go naked..." Rock ON with your bad self, Pam/Muggins!  Mind if I use that line next time I have a surprise, last minute date?  Once again with the funny...

Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: April 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4 - First week of dating

HEE!  LOVE it. My favorite, you ask?  The one about Pam in the morning.  :)

Summary: Short little vignette type thing set in the upcoming summer.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance, Weekend
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 461 Read Count: 3113 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: April 20, 2007 Updated: April 20, 2007
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Date: April 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: and she was thankful

This is absolutely beautiful.  Just gorgeous prose.  And of course a lovely sentiment and happy, happy pictures.  Love like laughter... wonderful.  I'm gonna hang on to that phrase :)

Summary: Past Featured Story

Member's Choice - “My father died, so I’ll need a few days.” She explained in an unaffected sounding voice that surprised even herself. The three other parties in the room were stunned into silence. Jim spoke first. “Jesus, Pam…” She stood with her back to him and addressed Michael as if Jim had not made a sound…as if Jim did not exist. It was the only way.


Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Inner Monologue, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 40335 Read Count: 157572 ePub Downloads: 42
[Report This] Published: April 20, 2007 Updated: June 03, 2007
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: May 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue: How is New York?

I just found this story (recced on TWoP), and I'm so glad.  This is absolutely incredible - beautiful, knowing, real, detailed, insightful, and so much more... You're breaking my heart and I love you for it.  There's no easy way out, is there?  

Author's Response: lol I'm finding that as I keep writing.  I def didn't plan for this fic to exceed 10 chapters, but it has a mind of its own.  Glad you found it and thanks for reading! Keep reviewing please!

Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: May 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 14: Goodbye, Rand McNally.

I have no words to tell you how amazingly gorgeous this story is.  Every line is so, so beautiful, and the depth of emotion and insight and detail are just stunning.  Each chapter leaves me breathless.  I can see both of them so clearly moving through this, especially the way you described Jim confessing - so exactly yes!  Anyway, seriously amazing.  I never want it to end!

Author's Response: lol thanks.  it feels like it's never going to, but I'm sure eventually I'll be content with where they are and it'll end itself.  Thanks for the compliments, I'm so glad you're enjoying each chapter.

Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: May 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 15: Torturously realistic

ah. sigh.  wonderful smuff... Can't wait for more, as always!


Author's Response: thank you ;-) trying to get it together for the next chapter, but I'm a little bit distracted by the actual JAM we have going on right now lol

Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: May 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 16: It was Tuesday.

I don't care about exciting.  This is REAL.  Oh, Pam.  And oh, Jim, for making it normal and Tuesday :)  Oh.  I don't have many words other than that.  But once again, wonderful wonderful wonderful chapter!

Author's Response: thank you so much.  I've had this feeling that she's having and it's a tough one to capture.  I'm glad you liked it ;-)

Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: May 25, 2007 Title: Fathers and Daughters. Women and Men.

Oh, Pam.  I want to give her a hug... Poor thing, self-destructing like that.

Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: May 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 17: You have no idea...

Oh WOW.  Guh.  And wow again.  So achingly beautiful!  I liked the old chapter because it was messy and real even though it was a huge step back for Pam, but I LOVED this, for obvious reasons.  I like how you've redone it, moved things forward for them in a way that is still true to the story you've been telling and the way you've shaped their characters.  Just amazing :)

Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: June 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 18: Forget Me Not

This?  Is gorgeous.  This is spiritual.  I love it like... all those things you said Pam loved Jim like.  Oh, and them breaking the ethereal love making for banter?  THAT's what makes it Pam and Jim, and not just some beautiful description of two people going at it... And just, oh, everything else.  Seriously, seriously lovely and amazing at every poetic turn of phrase.  I am awed.  And sorry this is over!

Author's Response: wow I can't believe I didn't respond to this review yet.  I vividly remember when you left it, so...not sure why I didn't react then, but thank you so much.  I'm so touched that you were so moved! Hopefully the rest of my stuff lives up to this sort of epic story I started with, lol.

Disclaimer by Maybe Once Rated: M Round robin [Reviews - 34] 5
Summary:

In the interest of honesty, I humbly propose some new warnings and disclaimers for rated MA fanfic.

ROUND ROBIN: any writer can add a chapter! What do YOU think our readers should be warned about?  Oh, and remember to put your name on your chapter so we can offer you appropriate adulation.

 


Categories: Other
Characters: None
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 926 Read Count: 7963 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 23, 2007 Updated: April 26, 2007
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Date: April 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 - Because more is good

More funny!  I can't come up with enough synonyms for "funny" right now, so I guess I'll fall back on quoting you to you: WARNING: Keep left finger above the ‘ESC’ button at all times. and the cars warning????  And The public restroom is not a sanitary sex haven.  Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

 

Here are two more disclaimers for ya:

POA - the Pam Orgasm Addendum: Women often need some "manual aid" to reach climax.

WARNING: "Wet and ready" does not usually occur in nature.  You may want to keep a lubricating agent handy, or not freak out if your partner licks his/her fingers.

Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: April 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Do Not Try This At Home

OH Maybe Once, this is hilarious!  I enjoyed the discussion on TWoP, and this had me laughing all the way through!  I loved them all, but this one has to be my favorite: WARNING: While "standing against the wall" sex may sound pretty hot, be warned that it can actually be very very dangerous... Because you try it, can't quite get it to work, and still, when ya read it in fanfic, it's like hmmm, maybe I'm missing out...

Summary:

No matter how much this couple is perfect for each other, they are bound to have flaws. Jim and Pam head to marriage counseling, and learn to deal with their issues in a semi adult manner.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam, Other
Genres: Angst, Humor, Married
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 28635 Read Count: 35435 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: April 25, 2007 Updated: June 05, 2007
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: April 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Trust Bubble

Yeah, I too see trouble for them because of their communication issues and tendency to get defensive and shut down on both sides.  Hits a little too close to home!  I'd love to see how this goes...

Author's Response:

Thanks! And that's why I think they would need to go to counseling, they are sooo good for each other, but they each have traits about them that have them hide their feelings or they communicate the wrong way. I hope you continue enjoying this story!

Summary: Morale is down. Michael has an idea. [don't worry, NO spoilers in here]

Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2382 Read Count: 1376 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 27, 2007 Updated: May 01, 2007
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Date: May 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Michael Scott: A born leader.

Oh. Mygod.  OMG!  HOW is your Michael voice so perfect?  And his inane actions that make PERFECT sense to him... well done, you!  Can't wait for more!

Summary: Past Featured StoryThis is a transcript of The Newlywed Show, taped in December 2009.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Angela, Bob Vance, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Jim/Pam, Michael/Jan, Ryan/Kelly, Todd Packer
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7859 Read Count: 12320 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: April 30, 2007 Updated: May 13, 2007
Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: April 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Part I: Five point questions

funny! very much enjoying.  It's late and i'm incoherent, but I like this a lot :)


Author's Response: Thanks.  Nothing wrong with being incoherent, I'm that way most of the time.