What if you had to relive the worst day of your life, again and again?
Response to "Groundhog Day" challenge by nomadshan at TWOP.
Wow. Was not expecting that . Another great chapter - and so creative and well written! I can't wait for the next one :)
Part of my AU fiction and companion to The First Date. Jim and Pam go bowling! Gets a wee bit angsty but wraps up nice and fluffy at the end...enjoy!!!
Thanks for another fun glimpse into Jam-niverse!
I love this! I can so see why they're in bed together... great job! I'd love to read more...
Author's Response: Thanks mcmuffins! There is a whole lot of untapped Dwight/Angela "stuff" so maybe I will have to continue on in this trip to the weird side of Scranton! Hee!
Kelly's determined to bring out Pam's innate hotness, as Jim watches on....
Takes place between Traveling Salesmen and The Return.
<em>...he did what he was best at: putting up walls and keeping his distance.</em> Ding ding ding!!!! Thanks for a fun story :)
Five times Ryan lets Kelly seduce him.
Hee! I love me some Ryan/Kelly :)
The universe seemed destined to tear them apart until fate intervenes. Pam is single and a little destitute. Jim is (not so) happily engaged to his high school sweetheart. How will this affect our favorite condiment? (Written for the Role Reversal Challenge.)
I'm so glad you decided to take up this challenge! This is a VERY promising beginning, and I can't wait to meet AU!Jim.
Pam's got cold feet. Literally. Fluffiness ensues.
I can SO see this happening! And it's sweet, but not saccharine, you know? Great job!
The rain outside is drumming on the roof of her car and she loves it, hates it, doesn’t understand what’s happening but god, it feels good to do something unexpected.Oh! God, I LOVE this! There are waaaaay too many amazing lines to pull out here. You got this so, so perfectly. Oh, SO much love.
Author's Response: Oh, thank you so much! So happy to hear you liked it. :)
Jim, Pam, and marshmallows. Done for PuffingNoise's request for JAM and marshmallows.Oooh, this is sweet like marshmellows and naughty like ... smores? Anyway, whaddya mean fluff isn't your forte? What is NOT your forte is what I'd like to know. This is tres great :)
Unlike the others, which are various fantasies and wishes and ifs, this kiss is a when....You broke my heart and then mended it many, many times in this one!
Based on the events of Casino Night, Pam's thoughts in poetry format.
Spoilers for Casino Night and Gay Witch Hunt.
Seriously? No one figured out where this came from? Anyway, nice :)
Author's Response: LOL I know, I was surprised too. It's so obvious what this was based on but no one spoke up about it and it was an open discussion type of class, so who knows! LOL Anyway, thank you for the review! I greatly appreciate it!
Is second marshmellows like second drinks? That's so Pam, not going for instant gratification and all :) And yeah, maybe I'll suggest "carpet camping" to my husband so he'll stop trying to get me camping outdoors!
I'm so glad you wrote this - I was trying to come up with something too. I really see them right here - you captured it so well!!!
Typical slow days at the office with the Ladies of Dunder Mifflin.
Hah! Kevin! DWiGHT as Pam! Is he going to put on a bra again? hahahahah. Oh, and I LOVE the sweet moment with Ryan and his mom. Sigh :)
ok, great chapter as always, but Miss Pretty Pony?!?!?! bwah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
OMG too funny!!!!! Did you really learn that about eyelashes from Jim Henson? Did I say yet that I'm SO FRIGGIN HAPPY THIS IS BACK???? Because I am. Oh, and I thought it was a defective doughnut? hahahahahahahahahaha
Author's Response:
I made that whole thing up. I have no friggin' clue how many times you blink per second to be sultry. I just practiced in front of my compact mirror while I was typing to see what seemed sex-ay. One of my co-workers was worried I had something in my eye which is how I got that line. The Jim Henson thing? I made up. I figured he probably knows better than anyone. Miss Piggy and Janice can really work their eyelashes. Or at least Miss Piggy blinks a lot. Not sure if pigs have eyelashes. Will have to do more research. Wonder what happens if you google: pig eyelashes. Be right back.
OMG Hunter!!!!!! hahahahaha. And love the list of crossed out questions... half of them so naughty, the other half sounding like second grade (do you like me? please check yes or no).
Author's Response:
That's how I imagine Jim half-second grade / half naughty hellion. Why? Because I'm insane.
(do you like me? please check yes or no). hahahaha I wish I had included that! PLEASE CHECK YES OR NO! I ♥ U MCMUFFINS!
*giggles like mad*
Author's Response: *runs like hell*
oh NO! There's no one left! Is it going to be just Jim and Pam and Michael? Glad to have another update - can't wait for more!
Great Schrute War of ’82 when he’d lost all his pet ducks to a sniper attack.????????????? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Brilliant.
But, I fear for the repurcussions of that JAM phone call... those two and their crossed wires! I'm not finding that sketch you linked to... am I doing something wrong?
Do you know how close I am to writing an entire fic about the Great Schrute War of '82? This close ><
The link can also be found in the The Internship in Graphic Design: Office FanArt section at Television Without Pity. Hope you can get it because Kidgray did an A-MAZING job. http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?showtopic=3144630&st=165
And the plot thickens! So, a few things. First, this: Come on hens, into the cockhouse! You slay me! Hilarious! But most of all, I have to pay tribute to Jim's outline of the plans for Michael's birthday. Which, if I remember correctly, he was making up as he went along. Genius! MOST especially the continual changing of Michael's favorite colors, guaranteed to confuse/piss off anyone actually paying attention, which would probably only be Dwight. Seriously, I loved this chapter, and the way you got the entire ensemble dynamic and individual personalities just by having Jim describe the day! Love it :)
Author's Response:
The plot thickens? I thought my plot was already so thick you could beat elephants to death with it.
I'm pretty sure Dwight was taking detailed notes during the meeting and will ask for a carbon copy of Pam's dictation so only he will be the only one who truly wraps his present in the "right" color.
That sounds just like in Friends when everyone knows about Monica and Chandler but they don’t know that Monica and Chandler know that they know. Later they know that Monica and Chandler know and Monica and Chandler don’t know that they know that they know that they know!!!!! I love that episode!!!! Omigosh! We’ve got to get them back!!!! haha! That sounds oh so familiar... Wait... does that make me Kelly? Oh well, if it's wrong to be Kelly, then I don't wanna be right. Because really, all I want is to keep starting my day with Girly-Girl! I can't believe how funny it is, chapter after chapter.
Author's Response: Oh my god! I totally agree! Anyone who is remotely like Kelly is AWESOME! A-W-E-S-O-M-E!
Ooooh, I can't wait! Jim may be more flashy about it, but Pam is TOTALLY the master of her pranking, thinking on the spot domain. She is a very convincing liar and all. Another great chapter!
Author's Response:
She is a very convincing liar and all. Paraphrasing "A Room With a View". Pam lies to Jim, Pam lies to Roy, Pam lies to Michael, Pam lies to Angela, Pam lies A LOT.
Yeah, Jim's upcoming prank will be spectacular but Pam's will be...wow. So wow that I might have to change it just because it is so... wow. And of course only Pam, Karen, and Dwight will know about her prank whereas EVERYONE will know about Jim's. So, yeah, you're totally right.
Yikes! This is even more complicated! And yet, more hilarious... Congratulations, Muggins, you win [/Jim]. Also? Is it wrong that this is starting to remind me of the Friends episode where they all find out about Monica and Chandler? Only in the sense that "they don't know that we know that they know that we know... and the messEES become the messERS."
Author's Response: Is it wrong? Yes it is wrong! I have no reason to say that except that I love saying "YES IT IS WRONG!" Here's the thing though, Pam doesn't know that Jim knows that they did the pranks, but she suspects he knows about a couple of the pranks, but she has no proof. Jim also doesn't know that she knows that he knows, but he suspects because otherwise she is just acting way too weird. Now they question is when will either know that the other knows that they know? That's when it's going to get good!
Oh my god, I LOVE Angela's "compliments!" Especially the one about Kelly... I could just DIE. OH Muggins. I stick by what I said - you're putting crack in the fic! Or subliminal messages, whatever. This is waaaaay too good and too engrossing. Stupid Karen, btw. Ergh.
Author's Response: When I wrote that "compliment" about Kelly I just about DIED myself. How un-PC can you get. I have an easier time writing Meredith's trailer-trash sex talk. Seriously. Angela scares me some times. la-la-la """"""""""""""""""""""" oops, how did all those apostrophes get there?
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