Penname: malaz85 Real name: Malena
Member Since: March 23, 2008

Bio:
If you're looking at this page, you are one of three things:
A: Bored out of your mind...hello, there isn't anything too exciting here. Who am I kidding? Go look at my other stories. They're wildly awful and kinda entertaining.
B: You like my stories. I do too. Hey, same same! Jinx...you owe me a coke!
C: You're just as obsessed with Jim and Pam as I am. Well, I have news for you. You're not. There isn't a word for how obsessed I am. The fact that I write stories about them just scratches the surface. Is there such a thing as JPA (Jim and Pam anonymous)? I would be the leader if there was.

Read on my friends. Read on.

I've recently discovered that I really like writing JAM fic. I really like reading sappy stuff too. What can I say? I'm a sappy girl...in a not-so-sappy sort of way just trying to fulfill her Jim and Pam fantasies one bad story at a time.

Some might say I'm young. I call it special. :)
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PH by beruco Rated: MA [Reviews - 33] 24
Summary: A fluffy drabble and its smutty counterparts. Spoilers for "Weight Loss."
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2223 Read Count: 10686 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: September 26, 2008 Updated: September 29, 2008
Reviewer: malaz85 Signed
Date: September 30, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: One Belligerent RA

Oh, boy...I definitely approve of this chapter. More, please!

Summary: A "missing" scene to follow the scene that kicked all of our asses. (Jim did warn us.) Obvious spoilers for the best season premiere ever in "Weight Loss"
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 430 Read Count: 3729 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: September 26, 2008 Updated: September 26, 2008
Reviewer: malaz85 Signed
Date: September 26, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: i never thought i'd love anyone so much

BE NICE...are you kidding me? How can I be mean to you after a story like this?! I've been waiting all day for the post episode one-shots to start trickling in, and I'm so glad you posted this one!!!

Summary: The long distance relationship finally starts to strain.

Spoilers for 'Weight Loss.'
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Other
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2991 Read Count: 3672 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 06, 2008 Updated: October 12, 2008
Reviewer: malaz85 Signed
Date: October 06, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: You're the kind of girl who can take down a man

Alright...I'm really OK with this angst, because they can't be perfect like we all think they are. However, please don't end it like this...I need to see some resolution, with some kind of happy ending...please?

Reviewer: malaz85 Signed
Date: October 12, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: Well it kind of hurts when the kind of words you say kind of turn themselves into blades

Wow...I love the angst!

Anxiously awaiting to see where this story goes...please update soon!

Author's Response: Thanks you! I\'ll try and update as soon as I can.

The Parthenon by oobadnama Rated: K [Reviews - 8] 5
Summary:

Pam tells Jim something really important. 

Also, in case you've yet to see it, slight spoilers for Weight Loss.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: Pam's Pregnancy
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 117 Read Count: 4543 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 07, 2008 Updated: October 07, 2008
Reviewer: malaz85 Signed
Date: October 07, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Love it, love it, love it!

Author's Response: Thank you! :)

Summary: A stream of consciousness look at various mornings, starting with the day after Casino Night.  
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Dream/Fantasy, In Stamford, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1875 Read Count: 3464 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 12, 2008 Updated: October 18, 2008
Reviewer: malaz85 Signed
Date: October 12, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: May 19, 2006

Ooooo...I REALLY like this! Please continue.

A lot of these stories get started, but never get updated again. I hope yours is one of the ones that keeps going...

Summary: Scranton, Pennsylvania, home to 28-year old receptionist, Pam Beesly. Pam’s array of plain, button-down shirts, drab skirts, and clunky boots make her bright and artistic personality fade into the background. Her coworkers have called in stylists Clinton Kelly and Stacy London to inject some life into her dreary duds, but will Pam be able to deal with the price of fashion? It will be style rejuvenation as Pam learns What Not To Wear.

Set in between seasons 3 and 4, so general spoilers for season 4 apply.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Crossover
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14486 Read Count: 42902 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: October 27, 2008 Updated: December 13, 2008
Reviewer: malaz85 Signed
Date: November 19, 2008 Title: Chapter 4: ACT III: Shopping Day 1

I love it! I love the pictures, too. Wow...I'm really digging this story.

Author's Response: Thank you! I\'m so glad you\'re enjoying it. :)

Reviewer: malaz85 Signed
Date: October 27, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: PROLOGUE: The Set-Up

I'm hooked. Two of my favorite shows together in one story?! I'm in fanfic heaven!!!

Author's Response: Yay!!! Glad you\'re hooked! Thanks so much for the support!!

Reviewer: malaz85 Signed
Date: November 03, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: ACT I: The Ambush

Wow...I am amazed, Dundie All-Star! I'm really loving this story!

I love that Jim and Pam are dating behind all of this, I'd love to see more of that secretness (is that the right word?). I love the hidden glances between the two of them.

I would really love to see a behind the scenes dialogue between the two of them...some fluff, perhaps?

Sorry...I'm having some JAM withdrawals. I'm trying to get all I can... :)

Author's Response: Thanks so much!! I\'m glad you\'re enjoying the few secretive hints at Jim and Pam\'s relationship. I definitely hope to work in more, but it\'s difficult when Pam goes to New York to shop. (Hm, Pam in New York, sounds familiar.) I\'ll do my best for ya though! Thanks again!!

Crying Eyes by NoFireworks Rated: K [Reviews - 3] 1
Summary: That night I bared my soul. I risked it all. She turned me down twice, and I had to run. There was no other choice.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1128 Read Count: 1690 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: November 02, 2008 Updated: November 03, 2008
Reviewer: malaz85 Signed 10
Date: November 03, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I can't believe no one has reviewed on this story yet. I am completely blown away! I'd list all the lines I liked, but I'd be posting the whole story.

That was simply amazing. I'm so glad I got to read it. :) Good work!

Author's Response: Thank you so much. I am deeply touched. Your review means a lot!