Penname: malaz85 Real name: Malena
Member Since: March 23, 2008

Bio:
If you're looking at this page, you are one of three things:
A: Bored out of your mind...hello, there isn't anything too exciting here. Who am I kidding? Go look at my other stories. They're wildly awful and kinda entertaining.
B: You like my stories. I do too. Hey, same same! Jinx...you owe me a coke!
C: You're just as obsessed with Jim and Pam as I am. Well, I have news for you. You're not. There isn't a word for how obsessed I am. The fact that I write stories about them just scratches the surface. Is there such a thing as JPA (Jim and Pam anonymous)? I would be the leader if there was.

Read on my friends. Read on.

I've recently discovered that I really like writing JAM fic. I really like reading sappy stuff too. What can I say? I'm a sappy girl...in a not-so-sappy sort of way just trying to fulfill her Jim and Pam fantasies one bad story at a time.

Some might say I'm young. I call it special. :)
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Philly Jim by wendolf Rated: M [Reviews - 380] 118
Summary: Past Featured StoryIs there life and love after Jam?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Other, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 33 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 64237 Read Count: 83858 ePub Downloads: 15
[Report This] Published: July 28, 2008 Updated: September 05, 2008
Reviewer: malaz85 Signed
Date: August 05, 2008 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14

I have developed a new celebrity name for my second favorite couple (because I'm still a diehard Jam fan). Without further adieu, here it is: Jimily.

Copyright Malaz85 2008.

Here's my real review: I love it. There isn't anything else to say. Is it bad to demand smut? 'Cause if it is, you didn't hear it from me.

Author's Response: Ooh, I like Jimily better than Jem! Nice, malaz! (Do I need to pay you any time I use it?) I\'m so glad you like it, and I don\'t think it\'s bad to demand smut. I might not give it to you (although, you never know), but you can certainly ask! ;-)

Reviewer: malaz85 Signed
Date: August 06, 2008 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16

Yay for Jimily!

Oh, I sure do love Emily. That phone call from the bathroom? Genius. Their chemistry? Mind numbing. I hope you go FAR (like married far) with this story, because I want to see how everything works.

-#1

Author's Response: Yeah, I liked the bathroom call too. She\'s a clever one. Thanks so much, #1!

Reviewer: malaz85 Signed
Date: August 06, 2008 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17

Should I be worried about that last sentence? I think I'm a little worried...like Jim is trying to hide something, and kisses her to distract her from what he needs to day. Am I being crazy? Oh well.

Loved it, BTW.

-#1

Author's Response: As I said to a reviewer above, isn\'t it hilarious that I\'ve got some people worried about Jim and Emily breaking up now? Wow, how the tides have turned. ;-) Anyway, we\'ll have to wait and see... Thanks, #1!

Reviewer: malaz85 Signed
Date: August 08, 2008 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18

A week and a half?! You're going to kill me. Seriously.

-#1

Author's Response: Aw, you\'re sweet. As you can see, that week and a half flew by, didn\'t it? Thanks for sticking with me, #1!

Reviewer: malaz85 Signed
Date: August 22, 2008 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21

Oh, man. This was good. Really good. I'm so glad you're back from vacation, and continue to write this great story. I've been missing it, and these last few chapters have made me very happy.

Thank you.

-#1

Author's Response: Thanks #1! Glad you\'re sticking with me ;-)

Reviewer: malaz85 Signed
Date: August 22, 2008 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22

"I guess angst and long-denied passion are not prerequisites to what feels an awful lot like love, and I’m grateful for that."

That is my FAVORITE line of this whole story. I think it sums everything up. I love it! Loved this update!

-#1

Author's Response: Aw, thanks malaz (#1) -- glad you liked that bit. It\'s true, isn\'t it? Love doesn\'t always have to be so hard (I learned that when I started dating my husband after having a sh*tty boyfriend for years). ;-) Thanks again for reading!

Reviewer: malaz85 Signed
Date: August 25, 2008 Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23

Amazing. A perfect way to end a crappy day at work!

By the way...when Emily's fumbling in his nightstand for...you know, the "small box of some kind"...that's not Pam's ring, is it?! Am I WAY overthinking this?!

Author's Response: Oooh, malaz . . . I think you\'re on to something! ;-)

Reviewer: malaz85 Signed
Date: August 26, 2008 Title: Chapter 25: Chapter 25

Oh, baby! I can't wait to see where this goes! After a chapter like that, I might be a little impatient for you to add another one...

Man, I sure love this story...

-#1

Author's Response: Thanks #1! I should have another before the day is through. I\'m a little nervous about posting it because of the steam factor but . . . well . . . that\'s never stopped me before! ;-)

Reviewer: malaz85 Signed
Date: August 28, 2008 Title: Chapter 26: Chapter 26

Oh, man, I think something bad is going to happen...
"I look in her eyes for a moment and see something intense and smoldering and different than before. Looking at her actually makes me pause, forget what I’m doing for a moment."

But then it'll get better. Right, right...right?!

-#1

P.S. So glad you updated soon. I've been waiting all week!!!

Reviewer: malaz85 Signed 10
Date: August 28, 2008 Title: Chapter 27: Chapter 27

Oh my gosh. This was the chapter I was waiting for. I can't even express how much I loved it. It was...wow...yeah. Could they be any cuter?! I hope for many, many more chapters...this story is too good to end. Oh, man, I love it.

-#1

Author's Response: Thanks #1!!! Glad it worked for you. They are cute, aren\'t they? ;-) Thanks for reading and still reviewing!

Reviewer: malaz85 Signed
Date: September 03, 2008 Title: Chapter 29: Chapter 29

Oooo...very dark chapter. Dark's not a bad thing, per se. Very different. I'm interested to see where the final two chapters go. If I don't see Jimily together permanently, I may cry. Seriously.

-#1

Author's Response: yeah, definitely darker than the sexy fluff I\'ve been writing ;-) Hopefully it will all end in a nice, satisfying way!

Reviewer: malaz85 Signed
Date: September 03, 2008 Title: Chapter 30: Chapter 30

Ah, loved this chapter! I'm okay with where this story has ended...but am looking forward to the epilogue!!!

Author's Response: Thanks, malaz!

Reviewer: malaz85 Signed
Date: September 03, 2008 Title: Chapter 31: Epilogue - part 1

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Didn't see THAT coming!

I'm dying here. New chapter soon???

-#1

Reviewer: malaz85 Signed
Date: September 05, 2008 Title: Chapter 33: Epilogue - part 3

I remember you saying you may write more on this particular story later, and I must say that I would really like to see that. They should get married, and you should keep writing about it. That would make me so happy. I realize you probably have a life, and can't do that, so I guess I'll just have to keep daydreaming.

Loved the update, and am sad to see this story end.

Forever #1, malaz85

Summary: They met every other weekend, for just a few moments, as thier life was left in ruins. What happens when the couple we love so much falls apart and what happens when they try to fix it.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Married
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 17762 Read Count: 26824 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: August 16, 2008 Updated: March 05, 2009
Reviewer: malaz85 Signed
Date: August 19, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Hmmm...I'm wondering what IT could possibly be...

Author's Response: You\'ll find out...in due time ;) I have you keep you guessing for awhile.

Reviewer: malaz85 Signed
Date: August 22, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

This is so sad. I want to know what happened, and and I want them to be happy again! AHHHH!!!!

Author's Response: Don\'t worry, I want them to be happy again soon...this story really came out of nowhere for me, but I just had to write it...so, I am...another chapter to come soon!

Reviewer: malaz85 Signed
Date: August 23, 2008 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

This is so sad... :(

Hopefully you make us happy again. I know I need it!

Author's Response: I know...this story is hard to write. But I\'m glad that you like it. I\'m a total fluff person, so it will be back...by the end of this, at least.

Reviewer: malaz85 Signed
Date: August 26, 2008 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

This is so sad!

Make me happy now!

Author's Response: Um...okay? No, really thanks for reviewing! Though...I really can\'t promise anything else.

Reviewer: malaz85 Signed
Date: August 28, 2008 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

Wait, it's gonna get worse again? I don't know if I can handle that...I want them to be happy again! :)

Author's Response: Will it get worse again? I don\'t know...I guess you\'ll just have to find out. :) You\'ll know soon enough.

Summary: Past Featured Story

When Jim can't be there when Pam needs him, he sends a little love through the mail.

My contribution to the "Pam in New York" theme


Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1026 Read Count: 3534 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 21, 2008 Updated: August 21, 2008
Reviewer: malaz85 Signed
Date: August 21, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: If my silence made you leave, then that would be my worst mistake

So cute, I just wanna cry.

Author's Response:

I totally read that in a Kelly voice, it made me laugh.

thanks! :o)

Summary: Pam is up late thinking.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1063 Read Count: 2913 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 23, 2008 Updated: August 23, 2008
Reviewer: malaz85 Signed
Date: August 23, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Aw...I loved this! Now I want to get married and be kept up at night by my snoring husband. Okay, maybe that's weird. Jim and Pam make me say a lot of weird things...

Author's Response: Jim and Pam make me say weird things too. Totally not weird though, I love my snoring husband, he just needs a little push sometimes.

Summary: "She sits in a cramped bathroom stall alone and cries in relief when the negative sign appears."


Five times Pam thinks she's pregnant.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Future
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2033 Read Count: 3094 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 29, 2008 Updated: August 29, 2008
Reviewer: malaz85 Signed
Date: August 29, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: How are you feeling?

I love, love, loved it!

Summary: What would happen if Jim worked in Stamford first? What if he fell for Karen before he ever met Pam?
Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, In Stamford, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 18786 Read Count: 12929 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: September 14, 2008 Updated: April 08, 2009
Reviewer: malaz85 Signed
Date: September 14, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: All I Can Do Is Keep Breathing

Very, very intriguing...I can't wait to read more. I like where this is going, and I like how you've portrayed Karen.

Summary: So, I'm re-watching S3 and hating how many missed opportunities there were. This will be a series of "what-if" alternatives which would have spared us some of the S3 angst.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4536 Read Count: 8541 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 21, 2008 Updated: September 28, 2008
Reviewer: malaz85 Signed
Date: September 21, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Initiation

That made me very, very happy. More???

Author's Response: Thank you so much! I\'m thinking the next one will re-imagine their conversation at the end of \"The Merger\" out in the parking lot. I was thinking of doing something with the text message in \"Diwali\" but I\'m not sure I do much with that or that it would be different enough from this one.

PH by beruco Rated: MA [Reviews - 33] 24
Summary: A fluffy drabble and its smutty counterparts. Spoilers for "Weight Loss."
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2223 Read Count: 10686 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: September 26, 2008 Updated: September 29, 2008
Reviewer: malaz85 Signed
Date: September 26, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Texting and Driving

This episode was SO GREAT, and your story is a perfect compliment to it... Great job!!!