Bio:
Just a retail drone/nanny/hooker (I'm talking about crochet, you sick bastard...) who's obsessed with "The Office"
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Stories
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Series
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Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Challenges: Beardy Jim Halpert
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3096 Read Count: 3418 ePub Downloads: 5
Date: July 06, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Rugged Mountain Man
So. I am generally not a fan of facial hair. But Lumberjack Jim? Oh. Oh my.
Jesus eff this was hot.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 124215 Read Count: 146895 ePub Downloads: 127
Date: October 19, 2019 Title: Chapter 1: The One Where Pam Second Guesses Her Own Decision
Oh my holy damn. This whole thing was SO HOT. And so well-written. Normally I read smut fics in one go, but I found myself reading this over the course of a week. I just had to savor it.
Date: June 19, 2020 Title: Chapter 28: The One With The Proposal
This story is getting through this pandemic. So thank you.
And the gas station doesn't exist. It was a set. Like, they literally built a gas station behind a Best Buy in L.A.
https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/the-office-iconic-scene-insane-money.html/
Date: June 19, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: The One Where Pam Second Guesses Her Own Decision
Me. Getting ME through this pandemic. Man, I wish we could edit comments.
Well, it gave you more jellybeans, so there ya go.
Date: February 24, 2021 Title: Chapter 30: The One with the Tiramisu
When I saw the email that this story had been updated, I literally let out a squeal, I was so happy! And boy howdy, did it deliver. Gah.
Date: April 30, 2021 Title: Chapter 31: The One With Waffles
I’m awake at 5:50 AM, and haven’t slept yet because painsomnia is a bitch, and I get an email that “Slow” has been updated.
So I’m in pin and exhausted, but this? This helps. So thank you.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Holiday, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Challenges: 12 Days of Christmas
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 56785 Read Count: 32002 ePub Downloads: 13
Date: February 28, 2021 Title: Chapter 11: Eleven Pipers Piping
So. I have never found the idea of a “pearl necklace” to be a particularly sexy one.
You’ve changed my mind. Bravo.
But seriously, this was amazing. I think I really like Jim & Pam as Austinites. And I definitely like to think that, 10-ish years into marriage, they’re still having amazing sex.
7 authors. 21 songs. The most shameless smut this site has ever seen.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Mild sexual content, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: Death by a Thousand Cuts
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 119765 Read Count: 64929 ePub Downloads: 43
Date: September 28, 2020 Title: Chapter 6: mirrorball
Mmmmmmm this is my favorite chapter so far. I’m a romantic, and I prefer my smut fluffy. I loved this. Beautifully written and so perfectly them.
Date: October 11, 2020 Title: Chapter 14: betty
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY HOW THAT NIGHT SHOULD HAVE GONE. *nods emphatically*
Date: November 04, 2020 Title: Chapter 18: our song
Gaaaaahhhhhh this one was so great! So sweet and spicy and perfectly THEM.
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Kids/Family, Married, Oneshot, Pregnancy/Babies
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3383 Read Count: 1458 ePub Downloads: 0
Date: April 11, 2021 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Well. This was just beautiful. Is there a word for “fluff but kinda heavy with serious subject matter”? ‘Cause this is the definition.
I’m not a parent yet, but I’ve had friends confide in me about the exact same fears, and it’s so freakin real and you captured it perfectly.
Date: April 11, 2021 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Well. This was just beautiful. Is there a word for “fluff but kinda heavy with serious subject matter”? ‘Cause this is the definition.
I’m not a parent yet, but I’ve had friends confide in me about the exact same fears, and it’s so freakin real and you captured it perfectly.
"Shut up! We didn't film ourselves!"
"Hi, Pam's grammaw. Sorry you had to find out like this."
She hits him.
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Oneshot, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4020 Read Count: 2504 ePub Downloads: 3
Date: April 15, 2021 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Oh, I was hoping someone would take that deleted scene and run with it, and I’m SO glad it was you. *slow clap*