Penname: lisahoo Real name:
Member Since: October 18, 2006

Bio:

Not an author, but a CRAZED reader. OK, now I have written a little something. A very little something. Now I can sit at the cool table with Katy.

I wanted to let you writers know how much I appreciate the band-aids you have created for my broken JAMmy heart....


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August by Colette Rated: M [Reviews - 55] 33
Summary: The Brooklyn Bridge, a tiny elephant, dim sum, ancient Mayan princesses. Your basic Sunday in New York.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4546 Read Count: 12546 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: June 25, 2008 Updated: June 29, 2008
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: June 26, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: Fortune Cookie

Love this little morsel: like watching someone try to thread a needle while wearing a catcher’s mitt.  I bet that's not the only difference between Jim & Roy's hands.

I wonder if after Pam pounces on Jim, will she be hungry again an hour later?



Author's Response: You may be right...but no problem - I think Jim would be happy to dish up seconds. He's a generous guy. ;-) Thanks much Lisa...now, let's take a moment to ponder those hands, shall we?

Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: June 29, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: Ancient Mayan Princesses

*Melts*  Again.  Even though there were no 'actual' cookies in this chapter.  (Yes, I am using the air quotes to signify that.)

"as he comes gorgeously undone" << that was as good as a cookie.  A cookie everyone I know would like a bite of.  Yum.  Thanks for sharing this with us and making this week a titch more bearable.



Author's Response: No, thank you for always being such a fan - means more than you know. And I agree...that's one cookie no amount of willpower could resist. And, hell..willpower was never my strength. Thanks, Lisa - you're the best!

Just You and Me by lostfox555 Rated: T [Reviews - 20] 9
Summary:

With the cameras around, no secret can be kept for too long.  What if things went a little differently after “Chair Model?”  How will the office react when one of our favorite couples does something drastic?


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1803 Read Count: 5240 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 27, 2008 Updated: July 13, 2008
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: July 14, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Melt.  That is all.  I cannot WAIT to see those two married on the show.

Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: July 14, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Oh my, Jam!Babies!  YES!

consequences of a disaster you can't see coming by bebitched Rated: K+ [Reviews - 9] 6
Summary:

“Oh god. I’m that girl, aren’t I? The stupid love interest that’s just a distraction until May sweeps.”  

Jan gives Karen some perspective by a fountain in New York City last May.

Written to the prompt of "hardcore self-destruction."


Categories: Other, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jan, Karen
Genres: Angst, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 641 Read Count: 2599 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 27, 2008 Updated: June 27, 2008
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: June 27, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Ooh, Karen & Jan do know something about hardcore self-destruction.  Yowsa.  

Like his denial and her stern looks would change his heart. Stupid, stupid, stupid.  Yup, this is just what the little voice inside Karen's head probably sounded like.

Thank God for Heatwaves by Lynzee005 Rated: MA [Reviews - 26] 23
Summary: What Pam and Jim did on their summer vacation. Who knows what kinds of interesting things these sweltering nights can lead to?
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Humor, Romance, Steamy, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Challenges: Hot Hot Heat
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 13352 Read Count: 43935 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 02, 2008 Updated: August 29, 2008
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: July 15, 2008 Title: Chapter 4: An Affair to Remember

OK, a little edgy here, but incredibly sexy to think she was thinking about Jim back then.  And fantasies are just that -- thinking about something outside the boundaries.

Author's Response: Hey -- yeah, without being too maudlin about it, I wanted to show that Pam was thinking about Jim and that, given the circumstances of the game they're playing, she could finally act it out without worrying about actually cheating on Roy. Thanks for the review -- I'm glad it went over well. :D

The Glass Half-Full by shootingstars Rated: K [Reviews - 8] 5
Summary:

She spills everything.

Red Wine, on their first date.

Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1451 Read Count: 2750 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 04, 2008 Updated: July 05, 2008
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: July 05, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Red Wine on their First Date

quite lovely, SS. 

"You're messy. You're a klutz, you spill everything. And you leave the volume on the TV way too loud."  All kinds of possibilities there...

The Summer of Harold Moran by Stablergirl Rated: K [Reviews - 46] 25
Summary: Jim and Pam battle through the summer after Season 3, with a little help from some friends.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Other, Pam
Genres: Childhood, Fluff, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10546 Read Count: 10182 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: July 05, 2008 Updated: March 18, 2009
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: July 05, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: The Bow

Yay!  Stablergirl is writing again.  All is well.  (Thank you for not using Mark as the Andre character.)  Can't wait to see where you take us.

Author's Response: you're welcome! Didn't want to use anybody we already know, really.  I thought I'd create new people around Jim and Pam.  Let me know how you like it as it goes on.

Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: July 16, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: The Keel

Hmm... this is a new approach to how Pam & Jim finally get it together.  "But he still owned his fear like a dog who had been swatted with a newspaper."  I'm along for the ride.  (Duh.)

Wish You Were Here by bashert Rated: K+ [Reviews - 10] 9
Summary: "She bought a postcard in Florence, wrote it out and wrote Jim’s name on it before she realized she no longer had his address."


AU. Jim's not the only one who runs away after Casino Night.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1277 Read Count: 2072 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 06, 2008 Updated: July 06, 2008
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: July 07, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Very romantic.  Jim & Pam definitely need to go to Italy for the honeymoon  ;o)

The Parking Lot of Redemption by Too Late Kev Rated: T [Reviews - 22] 19
Summary:

What if Pam had a different response during the Merger to Jim's overture in the parking lot?


Jim: Oh, nothing. I just feel bad. I feel like things were a little weird today... or something.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: None
Genres: Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 634 Read Count: 3811 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 08, 2008 Updated: July 08, 2008
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: July 09, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh, TLK, if only.  I love how with a bit of artful rearranging this scene plays out entirely differently.  *happy sigh*

Author's Response:

I know, if only.  "If only" multiplied by all the times it should have been different (and would have in real life).  I like this way. :)

Thanks for reading and reviewing, lisahoo! :) 

Right Outside by bigtunette Rated: K+ [Reviews - 10] 7
Summary: Pre-series. Based on a line in "Goodbye Toby."
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1101 Read Count: 2693 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 10, 2008 Updated: July 11, 2008
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: July 11, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Hooray for more Jam kisses.  Those are always good  ;o)  This was a sweet little imagined scene, BT.

Author's Response: Thank you! I agree with more JAM kisses; after \"Job Fair,\" I will settle for no less than one makeout session every episode. ;)

it's music when you breathe, sweet summer by bebitched Rated: K+ [Reviews - 12] 15
Summary: Pam watches Jim paint over the black in Michael's office after Dwight's stint as Regional Manager, reflecting on the coming summer and her seeping happiness. Set the day after The Job.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1129 Read Count: 2951 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 13, 2008 Updated: July 13, 2008
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: July 13, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Jim doing manual labor of any sort = win.

(Sorry if you were expecting something more coherent.) 

Pearls on a String by bashert Rated: T [Reviews - 12] 11
Summary: She's done living someone else's life, and she knows with an absolute certainty that she was not meant to be Mrs. Roy Anderson and all that came with that title. And maybe she wasn't supposed to belong to Jim either.

Set after season 2. More Jim/Pam than it sounds, pinky swear.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1236 Read Count: 3131 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 16, 2008 Updated: July 16, 2008
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: July 16, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Glorious kind and always on time like pearls on a string

Ha!  Can Jim say 'Yes!  any quicker? 

P.S.  Go Pam, you Braveheart. 



Author's Response: I think it\'s impossible for Jim to respond any faster. Haha, I totally have an image of Pam in full Scottish gear yelling about taking her freedom...awesome.

Week Days by Talkative Rated: M [Reviews - 106] 64
Summary: Past Featured StoryPost-The Job. Pam tells us about her week. A companion to "Week's End."
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: Week Days
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7276 Read Count: 49225 ePub Downloads: 14
[Report This] Published: July 17, 2008 Updated: July 24, 2008
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: July 17, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Thursday

Yay!  FDF!  I got a little butterfly in my stomach with this.  Love how you've painted the tension, here.

Please, do amuse me while we wait for 9/25.



Author's Response: The timing of this, at least, was insipired by the FDF thread over on the boards. But I\'m sure you\'ve seen that already, right? Glad you liked it. More to come, of course.

Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: July 18, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: Friday

sloppy charm -- that is a great way to describe Jim.  And Pam taking advantage of him is part adorable, part sexy as hell.


Author's Response: I came up with that about 10 minutes before I posted the thing. I think Pam takes advantage of him in his weakened state because she\'s a big ol\' chicken, coal-walk aside, but, yeah - it is pretty darn cute of her.

Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: July 19, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: Saturday

Note to Talkative: hydrate.

Note to Pam: ditto.  (And I bet Jim's hangover is even worse, plus he has Karen to deal with.  FAIL.) 



Author's Response: Oh, all hydrated. I was drinking an Emergen-C as I posted that yesterday. That stuff is an f-ing miracle drug. Yeah, I really don\'t envy Jim getting yelled at with a crushing headache, but that\'s karma for you.

Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: July 20, 2008 Title: Chapter 4: Sunday

OK, I might have to hate Pam if she can wear that swim suit and still eat nachos.  Well, that and the smooching Jim are making me just a teensy bit jealous.  OK, a lot jealous.  Who can blame me?

Author's Response: She\'s burning off a lot of calories by swimming and being deep in smit with Jim. Best diet plan ever.

Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: July 21, 2008 Title: Chapter 5: Monday

Hmm... if Pam can go that long without touching Jim, then maybe she is sublimating some sort of urges.  Get on that, will you?


Author's Response: Oh, undoubtedly. But we already know that she prefers not to act on her feelings for Jim at work, right? So, yeah... and I think she\'d clock me if I got on that. Or wait - what do you mean? ;-D

Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: July 22, 2008 Title: Chapter 6: Tuesday

Eating is a very social thing.  It's ok.  So is kissing.  (Hooray for kissing).


Author's Response: It\'s like that commercial for Red Stripe Beer - Hoo-ray kissing! I\'ve been thinking about it, and I\'m pretty sure I\'m leaning on the eating so heavily because, when I started dating he who would become my husband, I gained about 15 pounds in short order. Write what you know, I guess.

Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: July 23, 2008 Title: Chapter 7: Wednesday

OMG, this was painfully good.  Like the show.  Whee, Jim & Karen have broken up confetti!  Hooray!  (Zip a dee doo dah!)

Author's Response: C\'mon, didn\'t you want to throw some confetti at the end of S3, too? :)

Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: July 24, 2008 Title: Chapter 8: Thursday (Again)

Oh, an excuse to read Week's End again!  Woot!

Love the tone of their semi-naughty phone call  ;o) 



Author's Response: Much like Jim and Pam, I was \"best friends\" with my husband for some time before our relationship took a turn for the romantic. I had about a dozen phone calls very much like the one I describe here. Brutal and terribly exciting at the same time.

The Sacred Geometry of Chance by girl7 Rated: M [Reviews - 44] 20
Summary:

This will be a series of self-contained chapters (oneshots) exploring various "what ifs" pertaining to episodes spanning seasons one through three. Each chapter will examine how things would've gone differently if either Jim or Pam had responded to a given situation the way that (most) fans had wanted or almost expected them to.

For example, the first chapter focuses on how things would've happened differently if Jim had confessed during those twenty-seven seconds of silence on the booze cruise when we were all holding our breath and hoping he would.

Among the other chapters I have mapped out: What if all the reminders of Jim in "Gay Witch Hunt" had provoked not a small, sad smile from Pam at the end of the episode, but rather, had motivated her to take action -- drive to Stamford to see him for the first time in four months? Or what if Jim had responded to Pam's text in "Diwali" via a post-Jagermeister phone call? What if Jim had walked in on Pam crying at the end of "Back From Vacation"? (...You get the idea.)

Again, though, each chapter will be confined to an episode, so it will essentially be a series of oneshots that are unrelated to each other.


Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Humor, In Stamford, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6304 Read Count: 10154 ePub Downloads: 11
[Report This] Published: July 21, 2008 Updated: January 16, 2009
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: July 21, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: I fear I have nothing to give / and I have so much to lose..../ there's nothing I'd like better than to fall

Oh, girl7 -- you are going to torture us with all the 'if only's aren't you?  Or maybe heal them.  Guh.

This is the very essence of why Pam belongs with Jim & not Roy: Or what it means that Jim's always here when Roy should be, but never is.

I'm glad you are making good use of your summer vacation.  ;o) 

Twelve Weeks by xoxoxo Rated: M [Reviews - 39] 21
Summary:

Summer pre-S5.  Jim's in Scranton - Pam's in New York.  Just little a set of vignettes - week by week until they're together again. 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Michael, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Steamy, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11875 Read Count: 9166 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: July 22, 2008 Updated: July 28, 2008
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: July 22, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: June

Bwah!  I love that Pam still calls him Marky Mark.  So do I.  Poor guy, Oscar nomination and everything, but we'll still think of him doing white-boy rap in his boxer-briefs.

Love this little interchange:

"...I don't know who I'm supposed to be here."
You're not supposed to be anyone - you're just supposed to be you."
"I know that.  And you're right. It's just I'm having trouble finding me lately."

When I was in a LDR with HooHusband I used to make him leave t-shirts for me after our weekends together.  So sweet. 



Author's Response:

I know!!!  I feel bad for him - but not bad enough not to call him that. :)

Glad you liked it.  Thanks so much for the review. :)

Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: July 24, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: July

xoxoxo, you can even make a week with no Jim very entertaining.  I cannot wait to see what happens with Michael-Jan-Holly.  (Not so much Jan.)  

Heck, I even loved the fight about Roy -- especially the continuity about Roy's sister finally having a baby -- I guess that Chinese adoption never came through, huh. 



Author's Response:

It was tough but I'm glad you liked it.  I'm in the same camp as you. Jan needs to go on a semi-permanent vacation as far as I'm concerned.

And thank you for picking up on the thing about Roy's sister.  When I imagined that 'fight' in my head it's the first reason I thought of for Roy's phone call.

Anyway - thank you. :)