Typical slow days at the office with the Ladies of Dunder Mifflin.
Muggins -- you know we want the sex in the break room, er, Pam & Jim in the break room. Put that back in! (TWSS!) And I wonder what is missing from Jim's drawers....
Author's Response: You want sex, I want sex, but my PG rating wants hand-holding, butterflies, and unicorns. Nothing is missing from Jim's drawers, if you get my drift.....
Muggins, I know I haven't said (wrote) it lately, but I love you. Really. Sorry if that's weird for you to hear.
Awesomeness: Angela in Fatal Attraction Bunny Boil mode.
"And what’s the male version of a hussy?”
Stud,” Jim fired back.
Muggins for the win!
I don't know which is better, Meredith going through Jim's drawers, or the fact that she was hoping to find a drawer of panties. Have I told you lately that you rule?
Author's Response: A) what girl doesn't want to go through Jim's drawers?
and
B) I think I might change the mother lode to be a drawer full of panties because I can just imagine the look on Jim's face when he finds out his stash has been compromised.
YAY! More Girly Girl!! I missed this story! And bonus kissy points for Jim's (unsent) questions...
Ooh, Jim calls Pam on the GGToD! I am so excited!!!!
You are Queen of the Dorks for this: “The only way Dwight wouldn’t be here is if Sauron was fighting Voldemort in his front yard for control of the universe.” And I mean that in the best possible way... And yay for some Jam!
Author's Response: Queen of the Dorks !!!!! This is such an honor. I am now officially Royalty and can hang out with the likes of that beautiful woman, The Queen of England. We might have tea, discuss JAM, play croquet, uh... wow, Royalty has a pretty boring life if you ask me.
Yay! Muggins is back! Girly Girl is back! Pam & Jim are cute and Karen is on her way to NYC. All is right with the world...
Ewww! Ben Franklin! Ewww!
BTW -- it is half past time for Jim to break up with Karen and give Pam all the kisses he owes her.
Aw, that's so sweet. You think Ben Franklin's bad! Like it can't get worse? You poor, innocent, sweet kid. Run for the hills! The day's just begun.
BTW -- yes. yes. and more yes.
Ok, brain broken. It's official.
P.S. Pam is the queen of all that is cool!
YAY! The condoms finally make their appearance! How sad am I that that detail just made my day? And from Creed no less!
(PLLLLEEEEEASE let Karen's transfer be for real!! Let her take her panties the hell out of Scranton!!)
OMG, what do they have in store for Michael's birthday? (and how many of my reviews begin with 'OMG'?)
P.S. Creed RULES!
AAAAH! Stuffed squirrels!!!! Nooooo!
Oh, my. The chapter title alone about killed me. Nice Karen, trying to make Jim out to be skanky like her.
Author's Response: Exactly! And can I say I love the word skank? It's like skunk mixed with rank and that's just beautiful.
Muggins, you are just EVIL! Please leave the fourth part!!!
Author's Response: You are sick! Sick, I tell you! I may be EVIL but you, my bold reviewer, are....oh, okay, I'll leave the fourth part. :0
You are a KISS TEASE! Or wait, is Jim going to kiss Mose?
BTW, Michael on a scavenger hunt is the best thing ever. EVER, you hear me?
I waited to read this until today, so I got 25 chapters at once. Wow. So your cliffhanger just floored me and now I'm all antsy. Again. And Karen, the corporate ladder climber makes me grin like Kevin. Ow.
I don't know how you manage to be so freaking funny in chapter after chapter, but you are rocking my socks off.
ACK! I hate Karen! And I die a little inside anytime the words 'Jim', 'Karen' and 'marriage' are used in the same sentence.
And now I have all day to wait for the next chapter! ACK Pt. 2!
Muggins, you are evil! What you're not thinking about is Karen's point of view. Here's her point of view: I am currently having sex with the hottest guy in the office.
Jim & Karen are NOT having sex! Noooooo! Because she's a man. With a scorching case of herpes simplex 10. Yeah, that's it.
I've just got to congratulate you on this. I think you are the first person who has ever quoted a response I made to some other person's review! I mean, that's like...wow.
Here's the thing about Jim and Karen. They've been dating a couple of months right? Let's say you're Karen. You're dating Jim Halpert...right? So...how soon after the ringing of the doorbell on the first date would you take your panties off? OK? 'nuff said.
If you want I can do the next chapter in that round robin and show you that Karen is not a man. I have no problem with that. Live and let live. That's what I say.
I apologize in advance for going all meta here and replying to your reply -- and for being a petulant, whiny Jam-shipper. (Which can be really annoying to those with a different point of view, or sympathy for Karen).
And pouncing on Jim the second he rings the doorbell? Totally understandable. (Cue the flying panties).
In my imaginary world, though, I like to think Jim is still holding out for Pam. You know, since I am neither available nor a fictional character. And what was that you wrote earlier about Jim and a baby oil massage? Let's get back to that. Happy thoughts... [/Jim]
P.S. You still rock my socks off.
"(Cue the flying panties)" THAT. Has got to be used. I will be using that! Prepare for that to be used. Holy god! That is just great stuff there. That's the type of stuff that causes talking heads of Ryan being speechless!
Jim has CHOSEN KAREN! Dang -- was that for me?
I like Pam's new mantra better. And way to step up, Jim!
This just keeps getting better and better -- both the drama level and freaking hysterical dialogue -- Meredith KILLS!
OMG, Meredith is the s***! I know I sound ungrateful, but I am now even more keyed up for the next chapter.
And Jim & Kelly both squeeing over Pam's toe-tingling? V. adorable.
Hmmm.... Jim and Kelly in a threesome with Pam... you've given me an idea. Yeah. Niiiice. Do you mind if I steal that? Thanks, you're a sweetheart!
Meredith is a precious flower who just blooms and blooms!
Oh, jeez, Squirming!Jim -- I can't take it either! Pam, you HAVE to talk to Jim!! ARGH!!!!
I need to go & read some fluff to counter all this drama and suspense!!!
Oh, Muggins, you are an evil genius! Just could let those fellas leave well enough alone with their April Fool's fantasies, now could you? And how the hell IS Jim going to get out of Pam's panties, er out of this mess?
Author's Response: Wait! Are you saying you want Jim out of her panties? Cause I can totally do that....
This, made my chest hurt. "Pam. For one day. On paper. Her signature. Next to his. For an hour." Ow.
OMG, how can I love Jim more than I do right this very minute? Next target? Who the heck was the first one?
I'm beginning to think every day is not soon enough for updates. Muggins, you are the best. Ever.
Oh lisahoo, when you say it like that it makes my chest hurt too. Stop it!
First target was Angela. Jim had Stanley say that they would take her cats...to get back for her prank with the cats.
Best elevator conversation ever. How sad that I am so happy about Pam & Jim talking about kissing... And Ryan delivering Meredith's underwear? You'd think she'd dig that!!
Author's Response:
Oh man you have to read some of the smutty elevator stuff on MTT... burns your panties off just reading it..... no wait.... I guess Jim and Pam don't converse in those.... they.... well.... uh....
New topic! Ryan and Meredith. a) they're not her panties. She knows that. so eeeewwww! b) they're not from Ryan, they're from some guy she can't remember, and c) most importantly, Meredith talks big around the girls but if you notice... around the guys she's really quiet and withdrawn unless she is completely plastered. Whenever I have her say something to the guys, it's after Angela has been goading her for hours and I can see Meredith taking a stiff drink afterwards to calm her nerves.
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