Typical slow days at the office with the Ladies of Dunder Mifflin.
Muggins -- you know we want the sex in the break room, er, Pam & Jim in the break room. Put that back in! (TWSS!) And I wonder what is missing from Jim's drawers....
Author's Response: You want sex, I want sex, but my PG rating wants hand-holding, butterflies, and unicorns. Nothing is missing from Jim's drawers, if you get my drift.....
Wait, where did the "Pam is pregnant theory" come from? I went back and re-read like 5 chapters. I love it though!
Just wanted to let you know that I'm still paying attention...
GO MEREDITH! That is all for now. Well, except for wanting to hear what Jim's idea of a romantic date is... (of course!!)
Author's Response:
I thought writing raunchy Meredith was hard, but, uh, just finished doing a Creed-centered story. Meredith is TAME by comparison. I think I'll have to take several more showers before I get the filth off from the Creed-thinking.
Aww, Pam! You knucklehead!!!!
Muggins, you are a saucy little minx.
The recap -- without even having actual jokes, was hilarious -- it's amazing what wacky hi-jinks you can cook up in just 83 chapters.
And Jim is totally giving Pam the best foot massage of her life. But Pam is trying to figure out how to rationalize that she needs to take her panties off for said massage.
YAY! Girly-girl is back, Girly-Girl is BACK!!!!
(Where do we sign up to have Jim be our slave for all eternity?)
Jim Halpert, Knight in Shining Armor. Awesome.
Pam finally gets pushed over the edge when it comes to Jim and his new girlfriend. Post-Ben Franklin. Ok, what deity do I need to pray to or light a candle for to make corporate transfer Karen out of Scranton? Please tell me and I will do it!!!
And I love Angry!Pam. I feel the same way.
This is from Karen's point of view - my attempt at getting into her head and fleshing out just what's going on there. (Perhaps I should clarify that this is decidedly not a Crazy!Karen fic.)
And while it's obviously centered on Karen, Jim and Pam are very much in the background.
It'll ultimately be a two-parter, probably no more than that. Seriously. I mean it this time.
Never mind the AU, Holy cr*p, this is the best Karen I have ever read. Wow, what an amazing dive into her head and whatever would/could possess a woman with any self-respect to pursue a relationship with a man who is in love with another woman. Just gut-wrenching.
But I still want Karen to go away. I hope it is with even a fraction of the class you have portrayed her here.
Damn psyche! This DOES rock! And so does Jimpot. Hee!
ok, if you are going to make up for the Jimpot tempest angst, I might forgive you.
BTW, this sounds exactly like it could come out of their mouths, so the knife is twisting in my gut just a teensy bit more. Ouch.
13 A five things prompt that inspired me. Spoilers up to Traveling Salesmen, to be safe.
The TWoP folks are right -- this is awesome! Love the appearance by the Halpert niece. And the Jim/Dwight love.
Author's Response: Thanks, lisahoo! Congrats on the hoo-addition!
After tonight's episode, I really needed this. I wish you wrote for the show!
Author's Response:
Me too! I'd get those crazy kids together in 2 seconds. And then the show would be cancelled... ;-)
Thanks lisahoo!
Wow -- that is an unlikely source. But if Roy really loves her in a more mature way, it certainly could work out that way. And you've captured his voice very well here.
Author's Response: Thanks so much!
Yay! Pam is the number one hussy! And you can bet Jim's sweet ass that she has noticed those sleeves!
And I never tire of the "While You Were Sleeping" lie to the hospital about being the wife/fiancée. Totally classic and romantic. Yay again!
hehh - yeah, can you tell I loved WYWS?? I have that movie on video I've had so long! Next body part: lips!
It's tough to write sarcasm -- Yippee. That made me smile.
And I am as excited as Pam is to see Jim arrive at the gallery!
Love, love, LOVE Jim's tie as a means to JamSmooch! (Katy was on to something there...) And we can only hope your speculation has some degree of similarity to what we see on Thrusday. (PLEEEEEEEEASE!!!)
Author's Response: The tie is key...I mean, what else could it be FOR, if not a kissing handle for the shorter lady? Am I right?
I'm with you, MO, I want her gone too. Now. Was that mean?
Like the Karen POV, though. This shows a lot of insight into her character. But I still want her out of Scranton.
Ooh -- I'd like that to happen, too! Is that mean, wanting Karen to get dumped on Valentine's Day? Oh well, I'll live with it.
And BTW, you make donating blood very romantic.
Ooh, I was pleasantly surprised to find myself sympathetic to Karen. So, well done! I am looking forward to the new chapters!
Here is the line that just crushed me: So, she thought, this is how it feels to tell someone you love them and watch them walk away.
And how could there not be fireworks if you are on a rooftop with Jim Halpert?
OMG, there's more? Ooh, if only TVPam would have half the guts that FanFicPam has! Looking forward to chapter 2!
the complete joy tingling around his earlobe -- hee! Jim's tingly earlobes! Nice image! Now why can't the show's writers give us something like this? There's a healthy dose of angst and drama, but at least a glimmer of Jam-hope... And tingly earlobes.
Now that he's with Jan, there's so much Michael's learned about love. He feels obligated to spread the word. Set sometime Season 3-ish but not specific.
HA! Great awkwardly painful Michael and Jan, the innocent (?) victim! And Jim thinking dirty thoughts in the kitchen? EX-CELLENT!
Author's Response:
Lisahoo! I missed you!! :) Congrats on the little Hoolette!
Glad I could make you laugh! Thanks so much for the review.
Bless you, xoxoxo! Your Michael is scary, and by that I mean that he is spot-on. Oy.
Author's Response: Thank you lisahoo! I'm glad you like my Michael. He's a hoot to write!