Penname: Paper Jam Real name:
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Summary: An interview with someone who really know the inner workings of Jim Halpert. (Probably not safe for work.....) Nothing spoilerish unless you don't know who Karen is.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim
Genres: Humor, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: Jim Halpert: More Than The Sum of His Parts
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3724 Read Count: 9672 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: April 18, 2007 Updated: October 01, 2007
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Date: April 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: All Hail Caesar!

Heh heh heh heh. Awesome. Heh. Definitely a unique (and hilarious) POV. 

We had such an amazing couple of weeks, Katy and I. I wonder whatever happened to her, or if she ever thinks of me. She was just a lovely girl, I have to say. Ha! Jim's penis is nostagic about Katy! I love it!

No penis should have to live through that. This should get a Dundie for line I least expected to read in a fanfic.

I know, I know, it sounds a bit pompous - but look at me! At least one of them has a healthy ego.

Brilliant. I don't think I'll ever forget this. Love.

Summary:

My Mom wants Jim and Pam together right now. If you are Pro-Karen, DO NOT READ! Mom’s so JAMMY she’s suggested they have hot sex on Karen’s casket…

There may be spoilers. My Mom knows all, sees all.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Dwight, Karen
Genres: Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1772 Read Count: 4205 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 19, 2007 Updated: April 19, 2007
Reviewer: Paper Jam Signed 9
Date: April 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Poor Karen, we knew you so little....

This was seriously, seriously awesome. Seriously. I haven't laughed that hard in days. I especially love 7, 18, 20, 28 (!), all of Dwight Gets Involved, 47 and 50. Nicely done!

Author's Response: My Mom thanks you and says you're a sweetie! That's a really big compliment for her. She might give you her kidney if you need it....that way you don't get stuck with some monkey kidney.

Paper Jam by Morning Angel Rated: K+ [Reviews - 14] 6
Summary: Past Featured StoryJim would have never believed that a copier could be a catalyst for a major life change.  Nevertheless, it seemed oddly appropriate given his line of work. Spoiler free.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2090 Read Count: 4734 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 28, 2007 Updated: April 28, 2007
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Date: April 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Haha! I was like "what?" I didn't post anything! Oh! It's the title! Dummy.

So glad to see something by you. I loved it! Especially the part about copier repair by phone. So true. Great dialogue!



Author's Response: Hee.  I realized the title was an odd coincidence, but it seemed too appropriate! Thank you for the nice comments.  I'm always intimidated to post, especially since there are people like you who are just so talented at fiction writing, but I'm really glad you enjoyed it. :)

Summary: Past Featured StorySummer picnics, maps, rain...things change year to year. (No spoilers.)
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Romance, Weekend, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3974 Read Count: 24299 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: April 30, 2007 Updated: May 04, 2007
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Date: May 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Summer Picnic 2007

Maps have never been so sexy. I love the tone and pacing of this one.

Author's Response: Sexy maps...who'd of thunk it? I'm especially pleased if you thought the tone/pacing hit the right note - that's something I really try to work at in stories, so it means a lot to hear that. Thanks, you!

Reviewer: Paper Jam Signed
Date: May 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Summer Picnic 2008

‘We had some…uh, nautical stuff we needed to take care of, Kel,’ AHAHAHA!!

This was really beautiful, Colette. When I read your stuff, it feels like I'm actually the one suffering, or in love. You connect to your readers so well.



Author's Response: Hee - have to admit, I kind of liked that line too (somehow, I could hear it coming out of Jim's mouth.) And what a great compliment - I always hope I'm writing in a way that others will connect with, but never really know. So many, many thanks for that - and for all the lovely, individual reviews, Paper Jam. (And, is it wrong that it pleases me to hear I made you suffer? Love too, of course ;-)

Reviewer: Paper Jam Signed
Date: May 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Summer Picnic 2006

"These days, believing that Jim is actually anywhere is a leap of faith." Wonderful! And "You’ll scratch whatever itches you can, however you can. It won’t be enough, but there’s no Calamine Lotion for this. It will have to do." Great lines in this one!



Author's Response: Why, thank you m'am. And glad you like the Calamine Lotion line...was afraid that ref (in that context) might be a bit out there, so happy it worked for you. 

Reviewer: Paper Jam Signed
Date: May 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Summer Picnic 2005

Ah! Gorgeous! "Just a microscopic dot on a map on someone’s wall." Oh, Pam.  Sorry I took so long to leave a comment, but I'm finally getting a chance to read this. Lovely!

Author's Response:

First, no need to be sorry - I mean, how dare you not just drop everything the minute I post a story? Really. Glad you had a chance to read it - and that you like it. Thanks, Paper Jam!

Surprise by time4moxie Rated: T [Reviews - 66] 24
Summary:

5 times Pam shook Jim Halpert up. And it's about damn time.

No spoilers in sight. Nothing but some fluff as sweet as candy floss....


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7735 Read Count: 28495 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: May 03, 2007 Updated: May 07, 2007
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Date: May 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: clothespin

Aw! So wonderful!

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Date: May 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: a flyer for an Italian cooking class

Aw, man. These two are adorable. Thanks for a big smile to finish off my day!

Reviewer: Paper Jam Signed
Date: May 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: a deck of cards

What a lovely scene. Inspired, with great dialogue!

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Date: May 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: an iPod mini with Swarovski crystal earphones

Eeee! SO cute!

Summary: Even when he's got the girl, sometimes Jim finds himself being laughed at by the Fates....
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11069 Read Count: 24144 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: June 19, 2007 Updated: June 25, 2007
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Date: June 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: All in Good Time

Oh, these were so lovely. I was dying when Jim couldn't find his shaving kit and the actual proposal was perfect. Yay, you!

Author's Response:

yay - a time when dying is a good thing!  I'm glad I was able to convey Jim's (near) breakdown when he realizes what she's done.   At least all the drama was worth it for him in the end, yes?

Thanks for reading, Paper Jam!! (and I agree with the current chatter on TWOP - we need more of your stories!!)

Just Listen by Blondie Rated: K [Reviews - 10] 5
Summary: Jim and Pam's first date, Spoilers for The Job
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1770 Read Count: 2986 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 21, 2007 Updated: June 21, 2007
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Date: June 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I loved this, especially Jim's speech about his cowardice. I hope you write more!

Summary: Past Featured StoryA collection of loosely-related moments (more like a bunch of one shots than a WIP. So jump in and out as you like.) Unapologetic smuff.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Steamy, Weekend, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5010 Read Count: 23799 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: June 25, 2007 Updated: February 02, 2008
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Date: June 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Things That Go Bump in the Night

He quickly decided to hold that thought for the time being, less he woke up the next morning completely sober and realize it was totally perverted.  

 

Ahaha! Who hasn't had a thought like that?

I was so happy to see something new from you! (does this mean I have to write something now?) I especially love the last line. It gives me warm fuzzies.



Author's Response: Ah, nothing like the warm fuzzies. So happy that you're happy...and yes, that's exactly what it means (pretty please?) Start typing, you. Thanks, Paper Jam!

Reviewer: Paper Jam Signed
Date: June 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Donuts

Okay, now I really want a jelly donut. And by a jelly donut, I mean a freshly showered Jim Halpert.

That was a familiar feeling; not having to resist it was still a surprise. And a relief. And about damn time.

Ooh. Nice. Sensual, funny and well-written: the Colette special.

 



Author's Response: How about JH in a shower, followed by a shared jelly donut? Too much? Colette special...that's too funny - but, I'll take it. And make more soon. Always love to get your reviews - thanks much, Paper Jam.

Reviewer: Paper Jam Signed
Date: February 02, 2008 Title: Chapter 4: Imagining you imagining me

This may be one of the greatest lines I've read in an Office fanfic: both jokingly (I’m on my way over. Be naked when I get there) and not jokingly (I’m on my way over. Be naked when I get there)

Thanks for this wonderful bit of fun. Perfect as always, dear.



Author's Response: I'll be honest - I think that was my favorite line too (I wondered if anyone would think I'd made a typo in repeating it, lol.) These silly things are so much fun to write, it almost feels self-indulgent - so I'm happy they amuse you as well. Thanks so much, my friend - always a treat to hear from you!

Summary: Every couple have their fights. For Jim and Pam, the point of contention was something most couples never even have to deal with: being caught on camera expressing affection.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2760 Read Count: 4533 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 13, 2007 Updated: July 13, 2007
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Date: July 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The quarrels of lovers are the renewal of love

Jim's compromise made my stomach do little flippy things. So... good work there. <3

Author's Response: oh yay!  Sometimes when you work on a piece for a while, you start to wonder if the idea is as true to the character, or as believable, as you hope it is - glad to know you must have thought so!!

Summary:

A pool party and a shirtless Jim. Need I say more?

Another story in the series - Jim Halpert: More Than the Sum of His Parts


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Bob Vance, Jim/Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: Jim Halpert: More Than The Sum of His Parts
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2972 Read Count: 7358 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: July 15, 2007 Updated: July 15, 2007
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Date: July 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Splish Splash

Woke up this morning with Jim in a swimsuit on my mind....

You had me at hello. ;)

Delightful, delicious summer fun. Thanks! 

 



Author's Response: hahahaha - thanks for that laugh!  Glad you liked it, Paper Jam!!

Talk by Annabel Winslow Rated: M [Reviews - 171] 72
Summary: Past Featured StoryJim and Pam and two telephones, post-Season 3.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8370 Read Count: 59167 ePub Downloads: 14
[Report This] Published: July 16, 2007 Updated: August 02, 2007
Reviewer: Paper Jam Signed 10
Date: July 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: New Territory

I love everything about this. Great dialogue, sexy and a nice new twist on Post-Job Jim and Pam. Can't wait to see more. Like I don't know already what's going to happen here. ;) I especially enjoyed the story about him calling her naked. It's unexpected, and adds some nice detail to the piece.

Author's Response: Thank you so much, Paper Jam!  I like silly details (as opposed to epic relationship discussions), so look for more of them in upcoming chapters.

The Real Deal by Colette Rated: M [Reviews - 45] 30
Summary: Past Featured Story

A first fight and a bowl of make-up spaghetti. (No spoilers.)

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2405 Read Count: 7577 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: July 26, 2007 Updated: July 26, 2007
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Date: July 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

‘Can I kiss you for a little bit?’ his voice was low and raw.

*jaw falls open at the awesome*

 

 

(I'll be back with a real review later.)



Author's Response: That seems to be the line. Cool. And back later? You're going to spoil me (which works for me, LOL.) Thanks Paper Jam.

Reviewer: Paper Jam Signed
Date: July 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Obviously, this broke my brain, because I forgot to come back with that promised review. Sorry about that. But I remembered:

 

As always, I love the intimacy of your writing. I completely connect with the thoughts of each character, as though they are my own thoughts, which is not a bad place to be. You have a special talent for it.

 

As for the “can I kiss you for a little bit?” line, while I agree it’s a generally awesome line, I have actually had a guy say that to me once. It was probably one of the sexiest, most romantic things I had ever heard (and will probably only be eclipsed in the future by “baby, you look so hot in that tattered bathrobe.”) Needless to say, Jim Halpert repeating those words was VERY good.

 The argument is so them, and I especially like: Why do you get the monopoly?’ she heard herself blurt, as he twisted the key in the ignition.   ‘On what?’ he shot back.  ‘On being in love,’ she continued, uncorked. ‘Like I couldn’t possibly feel it like you do.’ You also mix sexy and funny so well with: ‘But, Pam...just for the record?’ he raised his head to look at her as if he was about to say something very serious, ‘I really mean it when I ask you to pass the gravy too.’ And yay for a thoroughly hot sex scene(s) that wasn’t explicit.  

And this: ‘Let the record show.’ Was perfect Jim voice.

 

So, in case you couldn’t tell, I really enjoyed this.

  

 



Author's Response:

First, I'm totally touched you left another review. Always means a lot when you like something I wrote (big fan.)

Thrilled that you think these fics have a sense of intimacy - precisely what I hope. I tend to write small, quiet moments, not big plots...just the way my mind works, I guess. And somehow it just feels right to me for these two characters (or maybe I can't do anything else, LOL.) Also v. pleased you thought the fight was in character and that the sexy melded with the funny. Juggling those things, I'm always afraid of crossing the line into clumsy or trite. As for the sexage, yeah - I wanted to convey a sense of desire/intimacy/reconnection, and explicit, 'how-to' anatomical details seemed kind of unnecessary within that context. (We all know what goes where, ahem.) So happy you thought it was hot without that.

Lastly, tickled the kissing request had personal resonance for you. The idea of Jim needing that at that moment, and actually asking, kind of choked me up, but I honestly didn't expect it to be noticed by so many. Okay, this response is turning into another fic, but your awesome and detailed review got me going...thanks SO very much Paper Jam

Summary: Jim gave Kevin a mission. Kevin takes these type of things very seriously. Very, very seriously. With clipboard in hand, here is the information that Kev was able to track down.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Karen, Kevin, Pam
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 82 Read Count: 2615 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 30, 2007 Updated: July 30, 2007
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Date: July 31, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: To:JHalpert cc:CBratton

I snorted out loud whne I got to the end, imagining Jim asking Karen: "So who do you think is hotter? You or Pam?" He would get kicked in the jewels for sure. This was fun! Great Kevin voice and I really liked the title.

Author's Response: Oh, and YOU KNOW that Jim would have asked Karen in his joking voice. And she would have been like "Do you think that's funny?" Whereas if he'd asked Pam, she would have said "Oh, Karen definitely" and then she would have given some ludicrous reason like, "I hear she volunteers at the Puppy Burn Center. Can't compete with that."

Summary: Past Featured Story

This will just be a series of short vignettes about Jim and Pam getting to know one another as they start their adventure into true coupledom. Embarrassing moments, phobias, guilty pleasures....the truth comes out.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Drabble, Fluff, Humor, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Steamy, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8782 Read Count: 69439 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: August 02, 2007 Updated: February 24, 2008
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Date: August 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Domestic God

This was so much fun! Thank you! So awesome.

Pam blinked again to clear the fog of lust. Ahahaha!



Author's Response: hehhehe. I imagine it's a pretty thick fog with Jim in the room, huh! Thanks so much for the review!

Reviewer: Paper Jam Signed
Date: August 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Pillow Talk

Great dialogue, very funny, esp.

"Oh...those are hammers Pam," he said opening up the box. "See?"

Perfect Jim voice. On a personal note, I really enjoyed this because I am an out-of-control sleepwalker, so I can definitely relate. I've had these kinds of conversations a hundred times. No cute boys bought me a box of hammers before, though. :(

Reviewer: Paper Jam Signed
Date: August 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Film Critic

“All I’m saying is it was weird for them to be making out on the hood of a car that was alive seconds before. And equally weird that all the other Autobots were watching…auto voyeurism…"

OMG! Are you me? Because during that scene I actually said "Ew!" out loud, causing several people sitting near me to laugh.

Great Jim/Pam, as always, and I hope the Saab hood sex is on its way. ;)