Summary: “This life of ours, this is a wonderful life. If you can get through life like this, hey, that’s great. But it’s very, very unpredictable. There are so many ways you can screw it up.”
Jim and Pam are going to screw everything up. Starting with rule number one: Never fall in love.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance, Steamy, Suspense, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme, Secondary Character Death, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No
Word count: 33269 Read Count: 5964 ePub Downloads: 9
Penname: JennaBennett Real name:
Member Since: December 09, 2018
Bio:
Bio:
Super late to this party...
I’ve loved The Office for a few years now & have dabbled in fic for other fandoms. Deep in another rewatch, I thought there’s got to be some amazing fic out there for arguably one of the greatest shows of all time & here I am - potentially attempting to devour the MTT archive in its entirety?
If I manage to stop reading for long enough, I may attempt to add a few ideas of my own. Time will tell.
Edit May 19: Understandably, I've fallen head over heels with this archive and all that it offers. I've started a Fic Rec Friday thread on Twitter, where I enthuse about the many stories that have brought me joy. So, I'm just putting it out there if you'd like to stop by and have a look. I'm also super open if you have any suggestions that you think should be added/are must reads...
My The Office dedicated Twitter: @chilibabies
You can also find me: @standardcatlady
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[Report This] Published: June 03, 2019 Updated: August 31, 2020
Reviewer: JennaBennett Signed 
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Date: August 07, 2019 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4
1 Date: August 07, 2019 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4
I don’t know when this became my new favorite rom-com. Actually, scratch that - I know exactly when... Pam adding no. 6 to the to do list! My rom-com, trope adoring heart is full.
I love the list. I love Pam striking “don’t get killed” from the list. I am a list person. The whole list inclusion spoke to my soul (not to be too melodramatic...)
The taser line - this Pam is a little Veronica Mars in the best way & I love her all the more for it. (I feel like I’ve said that before? Maybe? But I stand by it, so it’s worth repeating).
If Jim breaks Pam’s trust I will be devastated. Just a heads up...
This whole “what would Jim Halpert hate the most” passage made my day. A brilliant Pam quip.
Oh, one last thing... I’m sorry, I don’t buy a world in which Pam is allergic to cats AND friends with Angela. Doesn’t seem likely 😂
Reviewer: JennaBennett Signed 1
Date: April 02, 2020 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5
1 Date: April 02, 2020 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5
Has it been eight months, or eight seconds? I don’t even know because you’ve drawn me back in, just like that. Damn Coley. Damn. Please don’t take another eight months to update...
Reviewer: JennaBennett Signed
Date: September 01, 2020 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6
Date: September 01, 2020 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6
Hello. Hi. I am SO excite.
“For too many years, I saw it.” Okay, so Helene is more perceptive that I gave her credit. I love that she’s challenging Pam on this. It’s such a mother move.
If she has to make out with Jim to prove something to her mother, I’m not going to be mad...
You’re throwing me into remembering why I love this version of Pam so much. She’s got that extra bit of Fancy New Beesly sass and she shows it in spades here with the way she handles Helene.
“Jesus, look at him. Think he’d switch places with his brother? I’d marry him in an instant.”
“See, about that…”
I want to copy this whole entire thing and be like this, this is my favorite. But that would be insane, but like *this*, this is it. It’s perfect. Same, Penny, same.
“You’re prettier than Katy.” Finally someone gets it. Sign me up to team Betsy.
Why does Pam giving tea as her drink of choice do something to me? It’s fine. It’s the most simple of canon choices and I love to see it so much.
“I’m not just saying that because you’re the first girl he’s ever brought home to meet me.” Oh stop. Do I love Betsy? I think I do. It’s such a contrast to Helene.
“Pam had to bite back a laugh over the fact that she’d found herself on the receiving end of two women with knives that evening and Jim’s beloved security was nowhere to be found.” Coley. You write the words so well. I love this tinge of humor. It’s perfect.
Damn. It’s so good. That little slip from Betsy with NYU and Pam just acing it.
Oh. Oh. Okay. I got the mother wrong, but still the same brilliant, delightfully trope-y plan.
“Just wait until my mother isn’t watching.” PERFECT.
OH. You’re just going to put that final line in there and assume we’re okay. It’s fine. I’m fine. Everything is fine.
If we’re still here?! Coley. COLEY. It goes without saying, but I will always be 110% here for anything you do.
Summary: The Halperts watch Game 7 of the 2019 Stanley Cup finals. Fluff ensues.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Cece Halpert, Jim/Pam, Phillip Halpert
Genres: Fluff, Kids/Family, Married, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: Jamie and Morgan
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2840 Read Count: 2263 ePub Downloads: 1
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Cece Halpert, Jim/Pam, Phillip Halpert
Genres: Fluff, Kids/Family, Married, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: Jamie and Morgan
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2840 Read Count: 2263 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 13, 2019 Updated: June 13, 2019
Reviewer: JennaBennett Signed 1
Date: June 13, 2019 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
1 Date: June 13, 2019 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Oh. My. God. All the references! The bread! Literally everything that’s been mentioned on Twitter over the past few weeks! This was amazing!
(& I’m in a rush to get to work so this is a very compressed review). But, I’m seriously impressed with everything you slipped into this!
Author's Response: Thanks Jenna. I had the MTT twitter feed up while I was writing this which made getting all those references a lot easier. I'm glad you liked it so much.
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: The Apartment
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15308 Read Count: 12831 ePub Downloads: 4
“We’re friends,” she says, and it is the only true thing she can bear to admit in this moment. The only true thing she thinks he could hear without being lost to her forever. “We’ll always be friends.”
Response to 'The Apartment' challenge. Set immediately after the events of 'The Merger' (S3), Jim changes his relationship status and moves into the apartment across the hallway from Pam.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: The Apartment
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15308 Read Count: 12831 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: June 15, 2019 Updated: June 23, 2019
Reviewer: JennaBennett Signed 1
Date: June 23, 2019 Title: Chapter 7: Cardboard Boxes
1 Date: June 23, 2019 Title: Chapter 7: Cardboard Boxes
A great ending to a really lovely fic. I enjoyed your writing style, I hope to see more from you in future!
Side note: I’m finding it a little hilarious that we both included Pam boxes in chapters posted on the same day. Great minds?
Reviewer: JennaBennett Signed 1
Date: June 16, 2019 Title: Chapter 4: All For You
1 Date: June 16, 2019 Title: Chapter 4: All For You
First of all, I loved this & second of all I LOVED this. The premise is great, Jim moving across the hall from Pam is a twist on The Merger that I am 100% here for.
The angst is amazing, in that way only good, well-written angst can be. The throwback “date” in this chapter hurt so good.
I can’t wait to see where you take this!
Reviewer: JennaBennett Signed 1
Date: June 22, 2019 Title: Chapter 6: Confidence
1 Date: June 22, 2019 Title: Chapter 6: Confidence
That is exactly the kind of date Roy would organize. Cold McDonalds in the warehouse. Roy all over.
Definitely don’t apologize for Jim forgetting his phone, it really paid off for all of us reading your story. I don’t really care how you get us there, as long as you get us there! Looking forward to the next installment!
Summary: Story starts on the Booze Cruise – Jim tells Pam about his feelings sooner and less dramatically, but it rocks her world. Confusion, feelings, and THOUGHTS ensue. The song “Stay” by Rihanna came into my head and wouldn’t leave while I was writing, hence the titles.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 23711 Read Count: 22863 ePub Downloads: 19
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 23711 Read Count: 22863 ePub Downloads: 19
[Report This] Published: June 22, 2019 Updated: July 28, 2019
Reviewer: JennaBennett Signed 1
Date: June 22, 2019 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: It's Not Much of a Life You're Living
1 Date: June 22, 2019 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: It's Not Much of a Life You're Living
I love the inclusion of Jim being concerned about Pam’s health & not realizing at all that it’s a reaction to him. It’s very sweetest!
Author's Response: Thank you! He's a bit oblivious.
Author's Response: Thank you! He's a bit oblivious.
Reviewer: JennaBennett Signed 1
Date: June 22, 2019 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3: You're the broken one but I'm the only one who needed saving
1 Date: June 22, 2019 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3: You're the broken one but I'm the only one who needed saving
Oh Jim. It’s a fine line he’s walking, trying to be her friend and so much more at the same time, without overstepping anything. I love this. I love the premise, of Jim actually speaking in that moment on the Booze Cruise. It’s probably the hardest time for Pam to hear it in a way, because it’s the most enthusiasm Roy has shown for their relationship up until this point. It would make it so much trickier to leave him I would think, to actually feel like Roy is in this in this moment... Any other time it would be so much easier to cast Roy aside and move forward with Jim - not easy, but easier. I’m looking forward to seeing where you go with this!
Author's Response: Thank you! Yup, Jim knows how to pick his moments.
Reviewer: JennaBennett Signed 1
Date: June 25, 2019 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: Round and around and around and around we go
1 Date: June 25, 2019 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: Round and around and around and around we go
First of all, thank you for essentially forcing me to imagine Jim showering at multiple junctures in this story!
The line about Friday was far too real. It really is a special brand of energy.
I really enjoyed this chapter, Pam weighing things up felt genuine. The addition of her mother not liking Roy, & asking about Jim was great. I feel like it would be pretty natural for a mother to feel that way based on Roy’s general Roy-ness & I’m sure Pam would speak fondly of Jim to her mom,
Looking forward to what comes next!
Author's Response: Darn it, I gave Coley the response I meant to give you. Let me summarize: Jim showering=GOOD!
Reviewer: JennaBennett Signed 1
Date: June 30, 2019 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5: I Want You to Stay
1 Date: June 30, 2019 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5: I Want You to Stay
Wow. What a chapter! I’m always here for a Pam/Roy break up & this felt very natural. I don’t think Roy’s an idiot, but I’m not sure he’s quite in tune enough to notice the thing with Jim... But the again, maybe he is? I liked the inclusion here. It works. I’m concerned to see what happens if Roy clues on to Pam staying with Jim, or anything else in future - I don’t see too positive a reaction occurring there. That said, I enjoy a good fic confrontation so if that’s where you go, I am on board!
I could feel the Pam/Jim chemistry spilling off the page. You write it so well. I was so excited to see you had updated!
Reviewer: JennaBennett Signed 1
Date: July 02, 2019 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6: Tell Me Now You Know
1 Date: July 02, 2019 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6: Tell Me Now You Know
I love that Pam needs to kind of find herself & be herself & square things up with Roy before jumping into this thing with Jim. I love that she’s also kind of jumping into this thing with Jim regardless and there’s that understanding between them of all the things to come.
I’m glad Roy has kind of softened for now & trying to be a better version of himself than angry-Roy. In typical Roy form it seems it’s too little, too late.
I can’t wait to see what you have in store next for our favorite pair. There’s such a nice balance of sweetness and tension in this story.
Author's Response: Thank you!
Summary: It's the annual office Christmas Party. Drinks have been flowing and the music is pumping. Pam may or may not have had a tad much to drink and with her inhibitions down shows the office whats she made of... on the dance floor.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Dancing Pam
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 685 Read Count: 793 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Dancing Pam
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 685 Read Count: 793 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 23, 2019 Updated: June 23, 2019
Reviewer: JennaBennett Signed 1
Date: June 24, 2019 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
1 Date: June 24, 2019 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
This was a fun read! I struggle a little with stories written in the first person, so that put me off a bit. But, the chemistry/tension was great! I’m annoyed that Phyllis coughed and ruined the moment - typical.
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Drama, In Stamford, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: Pam In Stamford
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8765 Read Count: 2472 ePub Downloads: 0
She wonders why it is so hard for her to be happy these days. She wonders why it takes her so long to fall asleep, and when she does she tosses around dreams of the office and Jell-O and Jim. She wonders why it has been so easy for her to ignore the swelling of her heart that makes it feel like her chest is going to explode. She wonders why her skin comes alive for Jim but never for Roy. And she wonders why it was so easy for her to nod and push him away, when she knows she should have just pulled him back in and let herself drown in him forever.
A response to the 'Pam in Stanford' challenge. Beginning on Casino Night (S2), this AU explores what would have happened if Pam transferred to Stamford instead of Jim.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Drama, In Stamford, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: Pam In Stamford
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8765 Read Count: 2472 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 25, 2019 Updated: July 07, 2019
Reviewer: JennaBennett Signed 1
Date: June 25, 2019 Title: Chapter 1: Haze
1 Date: June 25, 2019 Title: Chapter 1: Haze
I really enjoy your imagery. I can picture Pam in her bed weighing up her life/choices. I’m excited to see where you go with this, I think there’s so much possibility with this twist.
Has Jim also been talking to Jan about transferring in this version of events? Not that it really is integral to the story, just curious.
I was glad to see you’d started another story, I’m looking forward to seeing what comes next!
Reviewer: JennaBennett Signed 1
Date: July 07, 2019 Title: Chapter 3: Consequences
1 Date: July 07, 2019 Title: Chapter 3: Consequences
That description of anxiety was achingly real. I loved it. The moments with Jim were hard to read. Poor Pam and Jim... There’s a whole lot of angst before we get to the good stuff, isn’t there? I am so here for this...
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6709 Read Count: 7092 ePub Downloads: 2
“W-why did you call…me?”...Toby paused, “well…it’s-it’s Pam. And uh-um…well you’re…you’re her emergency contact, Jim.” Season 3 AU of cocktails and it’s aftermath
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6709 Read Count: 7092 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: June 26, 2019 Updated: October 26, 2019
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Date: July 09, 2019 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
1 Date: July 09, 2019 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
I love supportive Phyllis! The aunt description is so apt. Annoyed Karen was also great & very fitting. Strangely, like Michael, I too am not feeling a great fondness for Toby in this story...
I was so glad to see you’d updated this, I’m a sucker for someone is in hospital & it forces everyone to confront their feelings story!
Reviewer: JennaBennett Signed 1
Date: October 26, 2019 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4
1 Date: October 26, 2019 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4
Way to end on a cliffhanger! If you wanted to update very soon, I would not be opposed to it! Nice to have Jim’s reflections gazing into others hospital rooms. I’m really hoping that he doesn’t take aggressive Pam to heart & that hopefully there’s some bold/honest Pam mixed in there...
Reviewer: JennaBennett Signed 1
Date: June 26, 2019 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
1 Date: June 26, 2019 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
I love this! From the idea, to the execution, I am on board. Your description of Jim 2.0 & the process to get there was so, so real. I’m so excited to see where you go with this!
Author's Response: Thank you! More to come very soon!
Reviewer: JennaBennett Signed 1
Date: October 11, 2019 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
1 Date: October 11, 2019 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
Ah, I’m so happy you updated this! I’m glad Pam’s relatively okay in the scheme of things. I’m also very, very glad that Jim feels obliged to step in and care for her. Injury/sickness and caretaker is one of my favorite tropes. I’m so excited to see what comes next!
Summary: Jim and Pam watch his movie from the end of A.A.R.M.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Married, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: Jamie and Morgan
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2770 Read Count: 1943 ePub Downloads: 1
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Married, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: Jamie and Morgan
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2770 Read Count: 1943 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 27, 2019 Updated: June 27, 2019
Reviewer: JennaBennett Signed 1
Date: June 27, 2019 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
1 Date: June 27, 2019 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
I did not expect to be attacked by so many JAM feelings this early in the morning... This was a lovely balance of fluff and fluff. As always, I love the little details you include, i.e. the spelling of Pam’s name. Way to fix that little hiccup.
It was great to see them rewatch it together at home, with the discussion of different highlights. I always enjoy seeing a version of the teapot letter, and this was no exception. Although, I don’t quite see Jim being that articulate with his feelings that early on. That’s the beauty of the cast never telling us what was in there though, we really don’t have any idea so it’s super open for interpretation.
I like this writing cycle that you’re on! The more one shots & Silver Wings the merrier!
Author's Response: Thanks Jenna. The wording of the letter comes out of my earlier story "This Thing Called Life," where Jim had already gone through some rough drafts and enlisted the help of his sister before settling on the final outcome. Also in this timeline Jim had known Pam (at Dunder-Mifflin at least) for a few years by the time he wrote the note.
I'm glad you liked it. For me it's a lot of fun to find the little things and work them into fics.
Summary:
Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language, Drug Use/Abuse, Other Adult Theme, Possible Triggers, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 69192 Read Count: 12654 ePub Downloads: 15
Meeting in an unusual place in life, a broken Jim and Pam try their best to put the pieces of their lives back together while not falling apart and back down the hole that they're trying to help one another out of.
Based on the song "How Not To" by Dan + Shay, because do I *ever* write something that *isn't* based on a song?
Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language, Drug Use/Abuse, Other Adult Theme, Possible Triggers, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 69192 Read Count: 12654 ePub Downloads: 15
[Report This] Published: June 27, 2019 Updated: November 20, 2020
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Date: August 26, 2019 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9
Date: August 26, 2019 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9
I love that we finally get to the bottom of Jim’s backstory here! I’ve been so curious to have it detailed a little more. The vulnerability that Jim has with Pam in this chapter is gorgeous. I really want these two crazy kids to make it work, but I’m very concerned that maybe this isn’t where their story is headed in this universe...
Reviewer: JennaBennett Signed
Date: March 16, 2020 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10
Date: March 16, 2020 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10
“Sir is my stepdad” - when I say I laughed, oh my god, I laughed. The whole Michael interview was a pure delight. Just brilliant. I feel like this is exactly how an interview between Michael and just about anyone would go down.
Nice to have the reference to canon with Cugino’s & the first interaction with Dwight.
Who would have thought the silver lining to a global pandemic would be a long anticipated fic update...
Reviewer: JennaBennett Signed
Date: March 27, 2020 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11
Date: March 27, 2020 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11
Wow with the Angela storyline happening here. It’s nice to see the judgey Angela that feels so in character, but then to have that redemptive sort of moment where she leans into an apology of sorts... Damn. And to have Pam reflect on it at the end. Extra damn. What a mantra for her to have going forwards.
Side note: I’m going to need you to mail me one of these Jim Dandy/Friendly’s things that you speak of...
Reviewer: JennaBennett Signed
Date: May 25, 2020 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14
Date: May 25, 2020 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14
The sexual tension... Karen pulling Pam’s hair to nudge her away from staring at Jim... SO. GOOD.
“I watched the pink bleed into my own cheeks at the same moment that my reflection was accompanied by shaggy brown hair and squinty eyes and a smile that had me catching my breath, our eyes meeting in the mirror.” Did I mention the sexual tension?! Damn.
Larisa and Jim’s sibling dynamic is gorgeous. They’re so very cute.
Ooof. Pam and Jim on the floor?! Him gripping her closer in his sleep?! Please. I can’t deal with this perfection.
“Oh, sweetie. Anyone with eyes can see that.” This is a good interrogation. This is a version of Karen that I am here for.
I loved everything about this chapter.
Reviewer: JennaBennett Signed
Date: December 14, 2020 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15
Date: December 14, 2020 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15
The best serenity prayer hot take of all time.
“the atmosphere was supercharged” this whole paragraph. Holy god. The tension. I’m dying. You write it so well.
This whole Dwight prank is perfection. Jim getting his high from Pam’s reaction is everything.
“so that I could sit on her couch staring at her while she stared at a television screen” I am catching so many feelings.
“four including you, but I don’t know if you count” Oh. OH. This whole Ryan thing, I am living for it. I can totally see it playing out that way.
And then you end with it’s a date & damn AG imma start bugging you for an update ASAP.