Penname: static Real name: Erin
Member Since: November 25, 2006

Bio:
Just this girl that dreams too much.
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Neither Get Married Nor Begin a Journey by Geinnob Rated: M [Reviews - 24] 14
Summary: Separated by distance and circumstance
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, In Stamford, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1229 Read Count: 2884 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 02, 2006 Updated: February 22, 2007
Reviewer: static Signed 10
Date: December 03, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I definately love this idea.  The concept is new and the writing is gorgeous.  I really do hope you keep this up.  It's so very interesting. 

"His mind moves to her and he channel surfs, searching for something he can't see just by glancing out a window."  That's love right there.



Author's Response: The concept wouldn't leave my head - I guess that's what having a near-constant running news stream on in the background will do to a person. I appreciate the support and review.  Thanks

Eggshells by nqllisi Rated: K [Reviews - 35] 25
Summary: Pam tries to explain her choices to the biggest JAM fan there is.
Categories: Future, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen, Other, Roy
Genres: Married
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1306 Read Count: 3950 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 08, 2006 Updated: December 08, 2006
Reviewer: static Signed 10
Date: December 08, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Loved this!  Great new idea, and I loved the bit about Voldie!  Hehe! 

Author's Response: Thank you very much!

the parking lot had an element of danger by Bennie Rated: K [Reviews - 13] 11
Summary:

She's been parking in the same space for years....Title taken from "The Trapeze Swinger" by Iron & Wine.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Future, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1544 Read Count: 2150 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 12, 2006 Updated: December 12, 2006
Reviewer: static Signed 10
Date: December 12, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: the parking lot had an element of danger

Wow.  Just wow.  First, I have to just say I love your music taste, The Trapeze Swinger is one of my favorite songs ever.  I got the chills when he sang "The parking lot had an element of danger."

Now.  Something about this story just made me want to run to a parking lot and find a Jim.  I love the thoughts, their routines, and then their actions.  It was perfectly blended.  I loved it. 



Author's Response:

I. Love. The. Trapeze. Swinger. 

And thank you!  I'm glad you liked the way I laid it out...and yes, every time I see a parking lot, I can't help but look for a Jim. :)

The New Year's Resolution by 69 cups of noodles Rated: MA [Reviews - 158] 39
Summary: Karen and Pam decide to throw a party and Jim hopes that by New Year's he'll have some things resolved. Spoilers through Benihana Christmas.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14688 Read Count: 70367 ePub Downloads: 11
[Report This] Published: December 24, 2006 Updated: January 01, 2007
Reviewer: static Signed 10
Date: December 26, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: so this is the new year

I definately love this.  The storyline is very good, and I'm anticipating the party.  Plus, I like the little bits of The New Year by Death Cab.  Definately is the perfect mood for this story.  :)

Author's Response:

Thanks, static...i've loved that song for three years and I'm glad to finally be able to incorporate it into a fic.

Four Times Pam Almost Drove to Stamford and One Time She Did by unfold Rated: K+ [Reviews - 10] 9
Summary: See title. Goes AU just before the Merger.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, In Stamford, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1180 Read Count: 4085 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: February 02, 2007 Updated: February 02, 2007
Reviewer: static Signed
Date: February 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Absolutely lovely.  I have this tingly feeling in my stomach and I'm kind of thinking that this actually might of happened... which is good and confusing all at once.

It feels like the ending of a formulaic romantic comedy when she climbs the stairs to his apartment after waiting for someone to let her in the front door so it would be a surprise.

Loved that.  Everything was perfect. 

tabula rasa by DinkinFlicka Rated: M [Reviews - 16] 5
Summary: Finally, the Lost/Office crossover fic I've been working on. Don't be scared if you don't watch Lost! I'm trying to write it so that you can read this whether you watch that show or not.

Categories: Crossover, Other
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2194 Read Count: 1365 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 06, 2007 Updated: February 13, 2007
Reviewer: static Signed 10
Date: February 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: 4

Wow.  I'm on the edge of my seat waiting for the next chapter, because OMG! Lost + The Office?  Amazing.

I can't wait for Wednesday either.... :)

Where life was a reaction by 69 cups of noodles Rated: M [Reviews - 21] 7
Summary: Five times Karen says "I love you."  To be safe, spoilers through Ben Franklin.
Categories: Other, Past, Future
Characters: Jim, Karen, Ryan
Genres: Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2058 Read Count: 1621 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 06, 2007 Updated: February 06, 2007
Reviewer: static Signed 10
Date: February 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

God.  As much as I don't want to like Karen, this story kills me.  It's unbelievably perfect- describes everything about her perfectly. 

And it really is just one of those things.

For some reason, that just got me.  Perfect ending.



Author's Response:

Wow, thank you.  I can't help but like Karen, and I kind of felt she needed a little bit of a backstory.  Thank you so, so much for the review.

The Love Song of Squirrel McPants by time4moxie Rated: M [Reviews - 957] 252
Summary: Past Featured StoryPam's discovered the world of internet chat rooms. Jim can't resist the chance to be near her in cyberspace. Spoilers up to Cocktails.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 84660 Read Count: 288987 ePub Downloads: 114
[Report This] Published: March 04, 2007 Updated: May 22, 2007
Reviewer: static Signed 10
Date: April 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 14: For I have known them all already, known them all

Ouch.  I think my stomach just dropped to the floor. 

That was very very very good, but I need to know what happens.  Now.

BADFIC! Challenge by ihaveboneitis Rated: K+ [Reviews - 17] 2
Summary:

This is my take on Bad, Bad Office Fic.

It's very, very bad. Like, 11 year old bad.

Disclaimer: I own nothing. I make no money.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: Bad Fanfic
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 505 Read Count: 2860 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 17, 2007 Updated: March 17, 2007
Reviewer: static Signed
Date: March 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Hahaha.  "I'll totally be pregnant in the next chapter." 

Very nicely... er... badly done.  I couldn't stop laughing. 

Angels in Your Angles by boredatwork Rated: K [Reviews - 25] 10
Summary: Past Featured Story

I don’t get to kiss you again until our second date, which is three weeks after our first date, which is a year and a half after our other first date.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1172 Read Count: 7979 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 25, 2007 Updated: May 25, 2007
Reviewer: static Signed
Date: May 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This is just wonderful.  Excellent characterizations of both of them, I loved this hesitant and nervous Jim who never really knows what Pam is thinking. 

This...You pull back enough to rest your forehead on mine and I can feel your eyelashes on my face and your breath on my lips and my heart gets so full that I'm afraid it might explode.... was beautiful.

I think I'll go read it again now.  :)



Author's Response: Thanks! I think Jim has always kind of been in the dark about what Pam is thinking so I would imagine he would be pretty hesitant on a first date.

When in Rome... by StarryDreamer Rated: T [Reviews - 187] 52
Summary: Past Featured Story

Three years have passed since Pam left Scranton for New York, and Jim is still very much on her mind.  Will a work-related trip to Rome, Italy be the catalyst that reunites Pam with Jim once and for all? 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 22531 Read Count: 68841 ePub Downloads: 12
[Report This] Published: May 27, 2007 Updated: July 02, 2007
Reviewer: static Signed 10
Date: May 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: Let Love In

Being from Buffalo, and being in Buffalo now, makes me adore this story even more.  It's incredibly well done, perfectly written, and intriguing in its story line.  I can't wait for you to update and I'm so happy that someone finally represented B-Lo.

Author's Response: Whoot!  B-Lo in da house! Like any good Canadian, I enjoy my lovely shopping trips across the border, and I figured what better place to put Pam- especially with the revamp of the city (it was just in our news here recently). I'm guessing you've seen/heard of the disaster that is The Lenox? LOL  I'm glad you feel I'm doing your city justice.  Thanks so much for reading and reviewing.

Ghost!Baby by EmilyHalpert Rated: K [Reviews - 7] 2
Summary:

Bad AU Fic....

AKA what happens when you spend 35 hours a week with kids - add a TWoP discussion - and a Pam/Jim connection...  


Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam, Other
Characters: Jim/Pam, Other, Pam
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: Bad Fanfic
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 375 Read Count: 2236 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 06, 2007 Updated: June 06, 2007
Reviewer: static Signed
Date: June 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Ghost!Baby

Haha.  This was excellent in its horrendousness.  I loved the end:

And the dog pooped.  And ghost baby knew she was home.

This sounds suspiciously like stories I tell to the kids I babysit.  Coincidence?  I think not!



Author's Response: Haha! Thanks for the review. Nah, it can't be coincidence. All good babysitting stories have to involve poop. I kinda think my sense of humor is stuck at the kindergarten level....

One Day by Wendy Blue Rated: T [Reviews - 353] 141
Summary: Past Featured StoryJim and Pam have 24 hours together before he leaves for Stamford. A lot can happen when you're on borrowed time.

Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 28467 Read Count: 153917 ePub Downloads: 25
[Report This] Published: September 16, 2007 Updated: July 06, 2009
Reviewer: static Signed 10
Date: September 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

I am definitely very excited tof this entire concept and I just really really want to read some more.  God.  Gorgeous, as always.

Author's Response: Thank you so much :)  It really means a lot to me that you like it!  More to come soon!

The Slowest Moving Train by sophia_helix Rated: K+ [Reviews - 9] 2
Summary: The worst six months of her life.

Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2700 Read Count: 3376 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 07, 2008 Updated: May 07, 2008
Reviewer: static Signed
Date: May 08, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Just gorgeous and epic all rolled into one.  I love these unresolved stories, the whatifs? they leave behind.  And of course, props for the song title.  One of my favorite Rilo Kiley songs ever.

Author's Response: Thank you. I have totally been trying to find a way to use this song for a while now (and still want to make a vid to it, seriously).

we'll finish out of place by DinkinFlicka Rated: M [Reviews - 6] 2
Summary: Ryan needs help, and so that's what Michael does.  [Picks up where Night Out left off, some spoilers for Did I Stutter? and Job Fair. Also, a borrowed scene from Skins]
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Michael, Pam/Other, Ryan, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Oneshot, Slash
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6739 Read Count: 1508 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 13, 2008 Updated: May 13, 2008
Reviewer: static Signed 10
Date: May 14, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: I got two sets of headphones, I miss you like hell.

Gorgeous, flawless from beginning to end.  There were so many real emotions, so many raw emotions... that were just there.  And the final scene... about people being so ridiculously stupid... Perfect.  Great job.



Author's Response: Ah!  Thank you so much!!  What a great review to get, seriously :)

Philly Jim by wendolf Rated: M [Reviews - 380] 118
Summary: Past Featured StoryIs there life and love after Jam?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Other, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 33 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 64237 Read Count: 83854 ePub Downloads: 15
[Report This] Published: July 28, 2008 Updated: September 05, 2008
Reviewer: static Signed 10
Date: July 31, 2008 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9

I have to tell you- this story is fantastic.  I remember way back when Jenna said that, and all I could think was, 'No way will that ever happen.'  But now I think that it is totally plausible, especially with a realistic story like this. 

The point of any kind of fiction is to evoke certain emotions with readers, in a way that feels realistic.  This story does just that- from pain to glee.  I can't understand why it isn't getting more love- because it's wonderful.   Keep it up!  I won't be throwing anything at you anytime soon.  Unless it's roses.



Author's Response: Thanks so much static! I\'m glad I\'ve convinced you that this scenario is at least plausible (although not likely). That was really my whole goal -- to just think about what, if anything, could drive Jim and Pam apart and if they could find someone else that they could be happy with. Glad you\'re enjoying it, and thanks for reading!

The Distance and the Damage by unfold Rated: M [Reviews - 24] 20
Summary: Past Featured StoryS3 AU. She twists the gold band on her finger around and around. She waits to feel regret or guilt or something else besides this buzzing excitement.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4207 Read Count: 5887 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: September 28, 2008 Updated: September 28, 2008
Reviewer: static Signed 10
Date: September 29, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I already reviewed this on livejournal, but I feel the need to reiterate my point because this is probably the best thing I've read. I wait every week for a new story of yours because each gets better. Your abilities as a writer continue to astound me and leave me a tiny bit jealous.

This story was nothing short of incredible. I'm favoriting this.

confessionals (and the secrets that make us tick) by bebitched Rated: K+ [Reviews - 13] 4
Summary: I was reading through old PostSecret entries and the idea for this fic just knocked me over the head. I wouldn't call this "PostSecret: The Office Edition", but it's pretty close.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Jan, Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Kevin, Michael, Michael/Jan, Oscar, Oscar/Gil, Pam, Phyllis, Ryan, Ryan/Kelly, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Angst, Humor, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 430 Read Count: 3997 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 08, 2008 Updated: October 08, 2008
Reviewer: static Signed 10
Date: October 09, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This was absolutely wonderful. And terribly ironic, because I'm seeing Frank Warren from PostSecret tonight. I kind of hope I see all of these secrets there.

:)