Penname: EmilyHalpert Real name:
Member Since: February 02, 2007

Bio:

Generally an annoying hopeless romantic.

I love writing, reviewing. In terms of reviewing - yes, I go back and read old stories. Sometimes really old. It is fun. Yes, I leave um, interesting reviews. Hopefully you like them. If not, tell me to shut up.

I am willing to beta. I can't promise a lot of grammar comments, but I can tell you what I like, don't like, and if something doesn't sound right to me. Feel free to contact me. I don't bite and fanfic is my life.


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Why Not Me? by uncgirl Rated: T [Reviews - 23] 8
Summary:

Pam deals with her sadness over Jim's relationship with Karen, while Jim tries to figure out why things are so awkward with Pam.  And Karen confronts Jim about his feelings. Spoilers through Ben Franklin.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8051 Read Count: 19628 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: February 06, 2007 Updated: February 19, 2007
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: A Very Confusing Day

haha, foot on his steak. great way to remember that lil detail, which was hilarious.

anyways, that was good :) 

Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Miles Apart

grrr, i need more!!!! i wanna know what happens now!

Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: The Phone Call

what? you let real life get in the way of living in a fictional world. how dare you. if i wasn't so intent upon living in the fictional world, i wouldn't even read this. but i rather enjoy ignoring real life, so, read i shall

grrr... i loved the chapter, but then it just ended. stop having a real life. the next chapter needs to be posted ASAP! 

 



Author's Response:

ask you shall receive - hope you like it. 

Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: An Overdue Conversation

damn, these two people really like hurting each other. i mean, seriously. it is like, constant just hurt. they need to get everythin out in the open in real (aka tv life) faster!

a nice chapter for valentine's day. now going to force myself to work! 

Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Epilogue

ah, happy epilogue. loved the its the same but its different but its the sameness of it.

Summary: Pretty much what the title says!
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Creed, Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1546 Read Count: 2750 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 06, 2007 Updated: February 06, 2007
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

*sigh* yes that is what needs to happen, but on camera. well, for the last part. but allthe others were sweet. specially now that we know lots of romances aren't just one sided. but lets just stick with pam and jim for now :)

Summary: Past Featured StoryA proposal. Pure fluff.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2586 Read Count: 8940 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: February 06, 2007 Updated: February 11, 2007
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: There's so much to do or say without repeating.

So redicuoisuly sweet and happy :)

Summary: pure, utter, fluffernutter...Pam's view of Jim as a father
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Married, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: Daddy Jim
Series: Everyday Love
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1099 Read Count: 6264 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: February 07, 2007 Updated: February 07, 2007
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

aww, it is sweet. and that is a very weird logic, pants, shirt then tucking in.


Author's Response: That was based on real life, my boyfriend dresses this way and I really don't understand it...hah

Summary: Pam decides it's time to step up and tell Jim just how she feels ... through the majesty of a mix CD.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language
Challenges: Mixtape
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2598 Read Count: 11002 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: February 07, 2007 Updated: February 07, 2007
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: I am Vulnerably Yours.

Totally go on, I want to know more... you can't leave us hanging!

Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Love Full Bloom

aww, yay! happy ending. thanks for posting it all

Summary: Past Featured StoryI've always loved the secret connection between Phyllis and Jim...she always knows what's going on...

Categories: Future, Other, Present
Characters: Jim, Phyllis
Genres: Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 466 Read Count: 3534 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 07, 2007 Updated: February 07, 2007
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

haha, phyllis knows all!

Summary: Pam finds an old photo of someone from her past. Future fic.
Categories: Future, Jim and Pam
Characters: Pam
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 701 Read Count: 2355 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 07, 2007 Updated: February 07, 2007
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Affections Fade Away And Do Adults Learn To Play

awww... its a good ending except its not jim and pam. but still good cause it looks like both are happy at least

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Summary:
Categories: Orphan
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 0 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 0 Read Count: 0 ePub Downloads:
[Report This] Published: December 31, 1969 Updated: December 31, 1969
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 08, 2007 Title: None

aww, a great endto a crappy week

Unprofessional by nqllisi Rated: K [Reviews - 16] 6
Summary: Angela is not happy. Spoilers for "Benjamin Franklin".
Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: Dwight/Angela
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 303 Read Count: 1595 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 08, 2007 Updated: February 08, 2007
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: January 01, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Really Angela? Ben Franklin was informative? Well, he did inform Pam he didn't have sphyllis. I'll give him that.



Author's Response: I'm sure we didn't see all of his little talk, right? Hee.

Summary: Hypothetically speaking, they were always meant to end up together. But the worst part of hypotheticals is that they almost never came true.



Spoilers through Phyllis' Wedding
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1964 Read Count: 5801 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 08, 2007 Updated: February 08, 2007
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Follow the Light

good to see someone else was angry when she went home with roy. i just was like, no she has worked so hard to get past that and now she is slipping back. burgh!

Summary: It's been a year since Casino night, Pam decides to finally give up on Jim and move on....literally. Spoilers through Phyllis' Wedding and a tiny spoiler/speculation about what goes down in Business School.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Karen
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7437 Read Count: 12819 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: February 08, 2007 Updated: February 12, 2007
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Saying goodbye

1) damn, you made me almost cry. damn you. very VERY few things have brought me close to tears in reading. So, I hate you :)

2) you mentioned house. okay, maybe no so much hate. I really enjoyed that episode. I felt so sorry for the firefighter, cause he had all that just for nothing. Poor dude. 

3) you better post more.... 

thankfully, reading this chapter it wasn't as sad as the first one (i got teary eyed at the end of the last one). But i still want more 

Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: One Step Back...

GRRRRRR. Evil. Well, not evil. I am enjoying it. I like that Pam is doing good being an artist. And I laughed when I heard Kelly was enaged. Haha! And ANGELA. Whoa.

Summary:

You too can go from salesman to assistant regional manager in 5 easy steps!

Vague spoilers through Branch Closing.


Categories: Present, Other
Characters: Jim
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 380 Read Count: 1683 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 09, 2007 Updated: February 09, 2007
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: July 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: A Handbook for "Accidental" Success

Haha. Ah Jim... now I see your true colors. You only play the slacker, but you are infact, heading up the corporate ladder.

Summary: Seven things that might not seem so bad, but will still get you arrested in all 50 states (and most foreign countries).
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1736 Read Count: 16152 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 09, 2007 Updated: February 09, 2007
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Conspiracy

Haha, true. Never really thought of them in that way. But, they really do flirt with the law sometimes. I am surprised Dwight doesn't call them out on it more often. Since ya know, he is (was) a volunteer sheriffs deputy.


Author's Response: Yey, my first review on MTT!!
Actually, all of them don't just flirt. They take the law to bed on the first date and don't call in the morning. Repeatedly. But I was limited to seven.
Also, I left Michael out on purpose. Because if we counted all the laws that he's broken, he'd never leave jail!
Thanks for the review!
cheers.
--Lex

Summary: What happens after Roy goes home with Pam? And Jim with Karen??
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1896 Read Count: 8473 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: February 09, 2007 Updated: February 11, 2007
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: On the Highway

yay! happiness. i think i just listened to that snow patrol song today!

Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Confessions

nice lil fluff ending:)

Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Pam

Glad to see Pam made the right choice. I really was like "No! Fancy new Beesly wouldn't go home with Roy!!!!!! She worked so hard to get past him!"

So, even though a bit angsty, good job! 



Author's Response: There is a new chapter up called Jim, read on people, read on.

Summary: It's all about becoming the Fancy New Beesley, really it is. A series of short-ish pieces running from "Business School" to "Cocktails,"  this story was started right after Phyllis' Wedding as a speculation and flight of fancy based on available spoilers for those episodes.  As you can see, things didn't quite turn out the way I'd planned.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen, Roy
Genres: Fluff, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 9123 Read Count: 45739 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: February 10, 2007 Updated: June 22, 2007
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8: The Runner-Up

Okay, I sympathisewith Karen. And yes, you need serious therapy. Don't worry, I think we all do.


Author's Response: If season 3 keeps going this way, I'll need more than just therapy........

Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6: The Catfight in Jim's Mind

Nice little analogy of Pam/Karen with Oliver and Sheba. And I loved how hecalled Karen Sheb. I laughed!

Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: February 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9 -- An Evening with Roy

This chapter made me realize how awesome (but impossible) it would be if they did a flashback episode - before dunder mifflin. I mean, it would be impossible, considering its a documentary, but still, i think it would be cool!

Author's Response: I know....but, then, the documentary limitations are one of the factors that makes Office fanfic so fun...Backstory is always there for us!