Penname: Snarkland Real name:
Member Since: February 04, 2007

Bio:
I'm a fairly new devotee to "The Office" but I was a Jammer from the very beginning of my viewing and I LOVE fan fiction so here I am!
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Beginnings by xoxoxo Rated: T [Reviews - 54] 32
Summary: Jim's angry...Pam's conflicted...then finally she takes a chance.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Dwight, Jim/Pam, Michael, Roy
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, In Stamford, Romance, Steamy, Travel
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 30457 Read Count: 98349 ePub Downloads: 16
[Report This] Published: July 13, 2006 Updated: July 13, 2006
Reviewer: Snarkland Signed
Date: March 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15

I read this whole story in one sitting...and my heart is just pounding with giddyness.  That was pure, unadulterated, wonderful JAMMINESS at its best...and I loved every word of it.  Sigh.

Simply wonderful.  And I'm SOOO in love with Jim now.



Author's Response:

In love w/Jim?  You too?  Well - get in line, honey. ;)  Thanks so much for the review.  I hold this story near and dear to my heart.  There are so many bits that I love - especially when Pam goes to the airport and their first date.  If only they realized how it could be. :( 

Thanks again?

Summary: Past Featured StoryAn Office-based parody of The Princess Bride.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Dream/Fantasy, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Humor, In Stamford, Parody, Romance
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11456 Read Count: 28228 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: September 27, 2006 Updated: October 14, 2006
Reviewer: Snarkland Signed
Date: May 27, 2008 Title: Chapter 9: The Finale

OH MY GOSH!  That was...wow.  Stroke of PURE genius!

Making Dwight Inigo Montoya and Andy the six fingered avatar/swordsman was just...wow.  I'm blown away.

I'm so sorry it took me this long to find it but absolutely BRILLANT. 

Very very good job!  :)



Author's Response: Thanks, Snarkland!  This one's getting a second readership because of the new listing.

Summary: Somehow - it was inevitable.  Written for the 'Star-crossed Lovers' Challenge.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Married, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: Star-Crossed Lovers
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9161 Read Count: 15242 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: October 03, 2006 Updated: December 05, 2006
Reviewer: Snarkland Signed
Date: March 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

I LOVED IT!  Well done xoxoxo.  And it's so nice to see the nerd get the popular girl...even if the nerd is the spawn of Dwight Schrute.  :)

Author's Response:

Thanks so much Snarkland!!!  This one was a favorite of mine to write.  Dwight is just too much fun. 

I'm so glad you enjoyed reading it!!

Summary: Jim's back in Scranton, but it looks like Pam's found a new man of her own.....

Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2285 Read Count: 4025 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 19, 2006 Updated: October 19, 2006
Reviewer: Snarkland Signed
Date: September 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Plot twist!

That was great.  I really really loved it.  If that happened, in that way, in my office I would totally believe it was someone else.

Well done!

Summary: What's this feeling I have? Oh, hope! Optimism! A bit of giddiness. Here's a little self-indulgent trip into Happy Jam Land for some saucy morning after pillow talk.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 779 Read Count: 5014 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 20, 2006 Updated: October 20, 2006
Reviewer: Snarkland Signed
Date: March 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Aww.  That was sweet.  And a GREAT idea for a story.

I think my favorite was #5.  :)



Author's Response: Thanks Snarkland!

Summary:

Typical slow days at the office with the Ladies of Dunder Mifflin.


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Angela, Karen, Kelly, Meredith, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 84 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 109602 Read Count: 338547 ePub Downloads: 39
[Report This] Published: February 04, 2007 Updated: October 22, 2007
Reviewer: Snarkland Signed
Date: April 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 44: Chapter 44 - Ryan and Pam's Torrid Love Affair

Oh, and by the way: can you keep the Jim-feeling-Pam-up part in the real story?  That was really good.  Ok, I'm done.  :)

Author's Response: He wasn't feeling her up! He was just stetching and his hand got caught. These things happen!

Reviewer: Snarkland Signed
Date: April 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 44: Chapter 44 - Ryan and Pam's Torrid Love Affair

Oh my Lordy!  You should've seen my mouth drop...that was so great!  Thanks Muggins!

Author's Response: Photographs! Next time you need to send photographs!

Reviewer: Snarkland Signed
Date: May 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 69: Chapter 69 - 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69

Oh my!  It's Gordon!  That has got to be the best ending!  I loved it.  Michael trying to fax Ben Franklin...Classic Michael Scott.

I'm lovin' it!

Reviewer: Snarkland Signed
Date: April 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 53: Chapter 53 - Poor Dwight. Poor, poor Dwight.

Revenge of The Girls!

This is great.  It always makes me smile.  I do feel sorry for Karen though...it's like she's stuck in a weird sort of funhouse.

More please!



Author's Response: As long as she isn't stuck in a bouncy castle with Jim.

Reviewer: Snarkland Signed
Date: April 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 54: Chapter 54 - Gay Gigolo Spotted at Local Hotel

HAHHAAAA!  This is hysterical!  LOVE LOVE LOVE the Dwight talk-on-phone-while-crawling-across-the-parking-lot stunt.  SOOO Dwight.

This is absolutely phenominal...except what's up with Karen and a spouse?  Does this mean she's gonna go to the conference with Jim...and supposedly register as a spouse???  Oh boy...

I so can't wait to see how this turns out.



Author's Response:

What? Suddenly you're trusting what Karen says? You know she says stuff just to yank Pam's chain!

Reviewer: Snarkland Signed
Date: April 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 55: Chapter 55 - Jill Munroe (remember her?)

*thunk*

Ok...I've fallen and I can't get up.  This is the funniest story I've ever read.  I so look forward to it all the time.

It's been a good day...a great new episode of "House" and an update of "Girly-Girl Truth or Dare!".  Life just keeps getting better and better... :)

I need more...soon!

Reviewer: Snarkland Signed
Date: April 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 56: Chapter 56 - They don't know that we know that they know

Hehehee...now I'm getting confoosed with all the "i know but he doesn't know that I know that he knows that..."  Despite my confoosed state, I LOVED it. 

And my favorite part?  Jim jerked out of his seat, "You were at a hotel with Pam?"

Jealous Jim...don't tell us you still have a thing for our little Pammy (ok...I won't call her Pammy)?



Author's Response: You're confused? I'm so confused that I had to rewrite the sentence because I kept using the word "now" instead of "know". I'm pretty sure it doesn't make sense, but it's fun to say aloud. I love writing JealousJim...those are my favorite Jim moments in the show. Jim at the end of Basketball, Jim when Roy is tickling Pam on his desk, Jim when Pam is friends with Dwight, Jim at the end of the Fire, okay JealousJim is in every episode and I love him!

Reviewer: Snarkland Signed
Date: April 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 57: Chapter 57 - Captain Jack and the Hot British Chick

Oh my goodness...is Dwight and, um, perhaps JIM come to listen into their conversation?

Oh my goodness!  This just keeps getting better and better...but are we gonna get some jammy goodness here pretty soon?  I need some Jam...perhaps mixed berry!  :)

Reviewer: Snarkland Signed
Date: April 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 52: Chapter 52 - The Secret about Toby and Pam (TAM)

This just keeps getting better and better...and there's so much action going on!  But I love it!

Will we get a big ole heapin' helping of some Jam at the end?  Huh?  Please?

Can't wait for more!



Author's Response: Will we get a big ole heapin' helping of some Jam at the end? Yes. I promised my Mom. She'll disown me if I don't.

Reviewer: Snarkland Signed
Date: March 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 42: Chapter 42 - Pam....pretty good kisser

Wowie...I can't believe she asked Jim that!  Brilliant!  I love to see them squirm.  :)

Excellent work, as usual.  :)

Reviewer: Snarkland Signed
Date: March 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 41: Chapter 41 - Angela and her Candy Crucifex

Oh, Dwight is in the dog house...no more cookie.  Shame shame.

And boy, did Fillipelli overreact.  Good grief...she must REALLY be worried if she's going after them.  Get a grip girl.

Wonderful chapter.  Candy crucifixes...very original.

Can't wait for more.  :)



Author's Response: Snarkland... let's go over this again. Let's say YOU were dating Jim. You know. Dating him in all possible ways you could date JIM. But there's this other girl that he's admitted to having feelings for.... Now, I think having killing off the competition might be an over-reaction. MIGHT BE.

Author's Response: oops... editing my own response.  Now, I think killing off the competition might be an over-reaction.

Reviewer: Snarkland Signed
Date: March 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - Kiss the Bobble Head

I hate to tell you this, Muggins, but my mind boggles VERY easily, especially when I haven't eaten real chocolate in, like...forever.  Sigh.  But, even if my mind was laced on rich, creamy Godiva's double chocolate raspberry truffles (*pant pant*  gimme!) the awesomeness of that line would still boggle my mind.

So, yes, your job is done.  :) 



Author's Response: Pass the damn Godiva's! Stop hogging the box! Gimme now! Gimme! GIMME!

Reviewer: Snarkland Signed
Date: March 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 40: Chapter 40 - Bobble Head Whack-A-Mole

HAHAHAAAA!  You never fail to come through with the goods.

My favorite line:  WHAT!” It was difficult to point at who had said it and who hadn’t. There was a nice harmony to it, though, which boded well for Kelly and the Pussycats potential as a band.

HAHAAA!  Just the sheer awesomeness of that line boggles my mind.  Well done!

But...I'm sure there was a reason, beyond the obvious "eww" factor and the "let's get the girly-girls back" for why Jim suggested the topless Kelly and the Pussy Cats.  Could it be that he wishes to see a certain receptionist without  her bra?

Well done!

Snarkland



Author's Response:

Could it be that he wishes to see a certain receptionist without  her bra? I'm sure it NEVER entered his mind. Not even for a second. Nope.

Well. This is a good day. I have boggled a mind. I can sleep knowing I have done a good day's work.

Reviewer: Snarkland Signed
Date: March 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 39: Chapter 39 - Easter Cards or Freaky Alien Sex?

HAHAHAAA!  I can so see Kelly tackling Kevin like that...but he'd probably really really like it.

Loved the chapter...especially the Dwight and Martin's Hallmark shop.  The woman named David...too too funny.

BTW  I love the title of this chapter.  It certainly got my attention.



Author's Response:

I think he really really liked it too....but I didn't want to go there because eeeewwwww!

I always have the roughest time naming chapters so thanks so much for mentioning it. I agonize over those every single day!

Reviewer: Snarkland Signed
Date: March 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 38: Chapter 38 - Love with De-Fanged Snakes

Whoa baby!  Kelly and The Pussycats...topless!  OMGosh!  I'd LOVE to see Angela's expression to that one!

What a great twist of events: the men pranking the women.  That's NNIIIIICCEEE [/Kevin].

Now I'm SOOOO waiting for more.  This story is so cool!  :)



Author's Response:

Angela's expression would be along the level of: laser - set on kill.  Glad you're enjoying it!

Reviewer: Snarkland Signed
Date: March 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 37: Chapter 37 - Stanley the Cat-Napper

But...but...but...

you CAN'T leave the Jim/Pam/Karen talk RIGHT there.   NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!  (can you tell I'm not in favor of where you left the story?)

*falls off edge of seat*

See Muggins?  I've been precariously hanging on the edge of my seat and that chapter was the straw that broke the camel's back...actually, more like my backside as I landed on the floor.

More more more!  :)



Author's Response: Oh dear. Um...hope you put a band-aid on your backside. I'm certainly not going to kiss it and make it all better. Not going to happen. You'll just have to tough it out. Maybe read lying on your stomach from now on....

Reviewer: Snarkland Signed
Date: March 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 36: Chapter 36 - Jim the Lumberjack

She watched Jim walk by as if being sent to the Front Lines.

That's a GREAT line.  Awesome writing...and I would say that anyone who voluntarily goes into Michael's office is either like that...or Dwight.  :)

But Jim as a lumberjack?  I think that just made my year.  Tight jeans, rippling muscles.  NIIIIIIIICCCEE.



Author's Response:

Lisahoo has done a lovely series of Paper Doll Jims. There's a lumberjack and a Doctor Halpert.  Hopefully she'll continue with Musketeer, Knight in shining armor, Construction worker, and Lifeguard. Not that I'm being pushy or anything :)

Reviewer: Snarkland Signed
Date: March 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - Kiss the Bobble Head

Squiffy chapter about Jim and Pam having wild, passionate monkey sex?

BRING IT ON!  :)



Author's Response: You realize you put this review in Chapter 1 reviews? Anyone who READs those reviews before deciding to read is going to be seriously, seriously, seriously disappointed. Note to all first time readers - there is no wild, passionate monkey sex for at least 35 chapters. 35 CHAPTERS OF non-monkey sex. Really, I wouldn't even bother reading anything that can not guarantee WILD, PASSIONATE MONKEY SEX by chapter five.

Reviewer: Snarkland Signed
Date: March 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - Kiss the Bobble Head

Ok, Muggins, I do believe I mis-phrased my review when I said that horniness in "The Office" isn't such a bad thing.  What I meant to say (really, truly...I totally screwed up that posting) is that it IS a bad thing because of watching Michael flap around, leaving a trail of testosterone behind him.  The "not" in that posting shouldn't have been there.

And, for the record, in my office, it's as dull as dirt.  No excitement whatsoever: no pranks, no obnoxious co-workers.  And that is pretty sad.

Oh, and BTW: green M&Ms will do it every time.  You can't eat too many.  :)



Author's Response: Ok. My universe is at peace. I was worried for you. Seriously worried. I'd much rather you were in a dull as dirt office than a testosterone-trail laden one. Probably be smelly first of all. I religiously eat powdered rhino horn in my oatmeal. Gives me that slight edge in the workplace.

Reviewer: Snarkland Signed
Date: March 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 35: Chapter 35 - Pam's best first date

"Have you tried turning the volume down?"

OH MY....I laughed so hard at that.  "What do you think I am?  An idiot?"

YYYYESSSSSSS!

I loved it but I REALLY loved Pam's phone call to Jim and how he played along. 
"You're an...attractive woman Mom."
"Why thank you.  I don't think I've received that compliment before."

That darn Karen...always getting in the way!

More more more please!  And I will be so sad when this ends because, well, all good things come to an end.  I just don't want to think about it.  *sob sob*



Author's Response: Yeah, I'm dreading the day chapter 15,000 comes around too. How will I tie up all the loose threads? It'll be tough. Meanwhile though I've got to write a squiffy chapter about Pam and Jim having wild, passionate monkey sex.