Summary: The Dunder Mifflinites have had enough of Jim and Pam's insipid love saga. It's time something was done.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Humor, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 10197 Read Count: 19408 ePub Downloads: 2
Penname: Crystalized Real name: Crystal
Member Since: February 07, 2007
Bio:
I'm turning 30 this year, a single gal in L.A. I really enjoy reading well written fan fiction like that found here on MTT. Jim and Pam are wonderful characters to play with because they have so many flaws, but are still enjoyable and nice people.
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I'm turning 30 this year, a single gal in L.A. I really enjoy reading well written fan fiction like that found here on MTT. Jim and Pam are wonderful characters to play with because they have so many flaws, but are still enjoyable and nice people.
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[Report This] Published: March 23, 2007 Updated: April 16, 2007
Reviewer: Crystalized Signed 
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Date: March 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Relieved
9 Date: March 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Relieved
Love this story. This line is great
"as though a toothpick had been holding up all the weight of Lake Michigan and was finally, blissfully, simply letting go."
Summary: 
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3307 Read Count: 6302 ePub Downloads: 2
In the end, it is never, never giving up.
[Post Cocktails]
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3307 Read Count: 6302 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: March 24, 2007 Updated: March 24, 2007
Reviewer: Crystalized Signed 10
Date: March 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
10 Date: March 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
This is really beautiful. The imagery and phrasing you use is so lyrical, and it is so THEM. Ultimately this is wonderful insight into Pam and I think you've written her perfectly.
Author's Response: Wow, what a wonderful comment! Thank you so much!
Summary: Member's Choice - Pam thought she was throwing these letters away. But what happens when your garbage doesn't stay in the garbage? Set mid-season 3.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Other, Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 47299 Read Count: 182341 ePub Downloads: 33
Member's Choice - Pam thought she was throwing these letters away. But what happens when your garbage doesn't stay in the garbage? Set mid-season 3.Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Other, Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 47299 Read Count: 182341 ePub Downloads: 33
[Report This] Published: March 25, 2007 Updated: April 01, 2008
Reviewer: Crystalized Signed
Date: April 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: I watched you asleep
Date: April 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: I watched you asleep
I feel quite certain it's going somewhere, and I can't wait to see where.
Author's Response: I can promise you'll find out the general direction pretty soon. Sorry if that was vague, but...well... you'll see what I mean! I'm glad you like it.
Reviewer: Crystalized Signed
Date: April 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: I was dreaming, I was dreaming of a dreamgirl
Date: April 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: I was dreaming, I was dreaming of a dreamgirl
Continue to love it, love it! Can't wait for more!
Author's Response: Thanks! I keep saying this, but I really am glad that people like this story. It makes it a lot more fun for me to write. ;)
Reviewer: Crystalized Signed
Date: April 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: I was feeling like a creep
Date: April 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: I was feeling like a creep
Yeah new chapter! I can't wait until Jim gets one of the ones that's a true "love" letter! What will his reaction be?
Author's Response:
You'll just have to wait and see! Thanks for the review.
Reviewer: Crystalized Signed 9
Date: May 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 10: still you're my best friend
9 Date: May 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 10: still you're my best friend
Of course we remember the story! That's why God invented bookmarks. :)
Anyway, this is great and I can't wait for more!! Good on Pam for asking Jim about the dream girl letters, BTW.
Author's Response: Thanks! I'm glad you haven't forgotten it. It feels so good to get back to it, let me tell you. I have missed this story. Glad you liked the latest chapter!
Reviewer: Crystalized Signed
Date: May 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 11: caught by a wave, my back to the ocean
Date: May 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 11: caught by a wave, my back to the ocean
Possibly the most hilarious line in a fanfic ever?? I think so. Indeed, I do.
Reviewer: Crystalized Signed
Date: May 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 11: caught by a wave, my back to the ocean
Date: May 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 11: caught by a wave, my back to the ocean
BTW, I'm referencing the "Hey Pam...You Me Vegas?" whole inner-Jim monologue. Too classic.
Author's Response: Hee! Those lines were a personal shout-out to the bad!fic ending in which they really did run off to Vegas together. Man, I am such a dork!
Reviewer: Crystalized Signed 9
Date: June 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 13: the greedy men who ruled the world
9 Date: June 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 13: the greedy men who ruled the world
Dude. This chapter is excellent. I love all of the Dream Girl letters, especially the last two. This is such a great story and it's okay if the updates are slow, just as long as we get them! :) Thanks for writing and I can't wait for more. But seriously, I am swooning over that last letter.
Author's Response: Aw, thank you so much. I really do feel bad about not being able to update as often as I used to, but I absolutely promise that there will be a resolution! And I really liked that last letter too. ;)
Reviewer: Crystalized Signed 9
Date: June 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 14: it knocks me off my feet
Author's Response: Thanks! I had a lot of fun writing the treasure hunt. Especially the parts that required me to do some "research" with my S2 DVDs.
9 Date: June 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 14: it knocks me off my feet
Ooh, I love the treasure hunt of places he fell in love with her! So glad to see an update on this one!
Author's Response: Thanks! I had a lot of fun writing the treasure hunt. Especially the parts that required me to do some "research" with my S2 DVDs.
Reviewer: Crystalized Signed
Date: July 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 15: to follow the sweat down your spine
Date: July 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 15: to follow the sweat down your spine
Aww, that last moment is so sweet and calm. You set the scene at the restuarant really well. I also like that up until this point, their feelings have all been written since Jim decided on his treasuer hunt method. Anyway - very cool touch.
Author's Response: I'm so glad you're still enjoying this. And yes, I was trying to keep with the letter theme, although I suppose at this point they'll have to do some actual talking. We'll see how that goes... Thanks for the review!
Reviewer: Crystalized Signed
Date: July 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 16: after a deep sleep
Date: July 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 16: after a deep sleep
At this rate are they going to write out their wedding vows?! Hee, just kidding! My computer broke and I haven't had one for about 3 weeks. Got the new one today and just in time for a new chapter - kismet! Only 2 more?! The end is near :(
Actual review: great chapter, the notes were very sweet and I love the "heat" I feel when you write their kisses and looks.
Author's Response:
Well, I wouldn't put it past them to write out their wedding vows! :P I'm kidding, too. But I think I should warn you that you're not too far off on that whole wedding thing... /epilogue spoiler.
Anyways, moving on, I'm so glad you're still enjoying this story, and I'm very pleased about the "heat" comment. I realize my stuff is super tame compared to so many others, but those are the parts I worry about most just because I'm never sure if I can really pull them off. Thanks for the review! And for your continued support; It means a lot to me.
Reviewer: Crystalized Signed 9
Date: November 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 17: you and me wake up
9 Date: November 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 17: you and me wake up
Yay! I am SO happy you wrote and posted this chapter, I was beginning to give up hope! I had to re-read the last 5 chapters and that was fun. Anyway, this is really lovely and I like all of Jim's DG letters - so cute!
Reviewer: Crystalized Signed 10
Date: February 25, 2008 Title: Chapter 18: epilogue
10 Date: February 25, 2008 Title: Chapter 18: epilogue
Sniff. SO amazing. Thank you for writing this wonderful story and sharing it with us. I am very happy you posted this last chapter and we got to see what happened with your characters. Congrats on a great job!
Author's Response: Aw, thanks, Crystalized! I'm so glad you liked the epilogue. I've been planning it since the beginning of the story, so I'm glad you're okay with the ending. I was worried no one would care about my characters after so long. Thanks again for your review! You're the best! ;)
Summary: Because when you’ve had a fantasy for four years of a petite, pale brunette dancing with you in a cream colored dress and a look of utter joy in her eyes , it’s not easy to suddenly replace her with a Mediterranean beauty who could easily wound you with the right glare. What should have happened at Phyllis' Wedding.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10979 Read Count: 27182 ePub Downloads: 7
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10979 Read Count: 27182 ePub Downloads: 7
[Report This] Published: April 02, 2007 Updated: April 07, 2007
Reviewer: Crystalized Signed 8
Date: April 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
8 Date: April 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
More more more!
Author's Response: More soon, I promise!
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Phyllis, Toby
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3435 Read Count: 9864 ePub Downloads: 3
Jim gets fussy and Pam gets fed up.
Spoilers through The Negotiation.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Phyllis, Toby
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3435 Read Count: 9864 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: April 08, 2007 Updated: April 08, 2007
Reviewer: Crystalized Signed 10
Date: April 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
10 Date: April 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
This is perfect. A little fight, a little making up. This is what actualy needs to happen on the show at some point. Kudos, a lovely Easter treat!
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: 25 (actually 23) Relationship Questions by sorano916 Rated: K+ [Reviews - 36] 21
21 Summary: Not everything that Michael sends out is spam...
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2233 Read Count: 3959 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2233 Read Count: 3959 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 12, 2007 Updated: April 12, 2007
Reviewer: Crystalized Signed 9
Date: April 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: 25 (actually 23) Relationship Questions
9 Date: April 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: 25 (actually 23) Relationship Questions
I have this one bookmarked and I've already read it so many times! It is very well done - thanks for writing it!
Author's Response: Wow... bookmarked? I'm flattered. Heh... thanks for reading!
Summary: Five first kisses and one hundredth one...
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Future, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: Prior Meeting
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2592 Read Count: 22464 ePub Downloads: 2
Five first kisses and one hundredth one...Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Future, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: Prior Meeting
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2592 Read Count: 22464 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: April 12, 2007 Updated: April 12, 2007
Reviewer: Crystalized Signed 8
Date: April 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Epilogue
8 Date: April 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Epilogue
The internal CN kiss monolougue is one of the better descriptions of wahat Pam must have been feeling that I've seen - kudos!
The whole thing is great, but that really stuck out to me!
Author's Response: I actually wrote that one last because I was nervous about getting it right, so I'm glad you thought it was good. Thanks for the review!
Summary: The Office documentary airs each Thursday night and some of its fans are compelled to write fan fiction. Some of them have more insight than others........
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: Reality Reality TV
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10455 Read Count: 17641 ePub Downloads: 9
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: Reality Reality TV
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10455 Read Count: 17641 ePub Downloads: 9
[Report This] Published: April 14, 2007 Updated: April 26, 2007
Reviewer: Crystalized Signed 9
Date: April 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 11: Epilogue
9 Date: April 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 11: Epilogue
Writing a review for this story is very Alice in Wonderland. Nonetheless, it was a very unique idea executed perfectly. Thanks for writing it!
Author's Response: And writing a response to a review for my story about responses to reviews is well....my brain broke. Glad you liked it.
Summary: He should've been happy that Karen had finally warmed up to his joking ways. He wasn't.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9136 Read Count: 45779 ePub Downloads: 4
He should've been happy that Karen had finally warmed up to his joking ways. He wasn't.Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9136 Read Count: 45779 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: April 14, 2007 Updated: April 28, 2007
Reviewer: Crystalized Signed 9
Date: April 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Epilogue: There's always room
9 Date: April 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Epilogue: There's always room
That proposal is perfect, as is the "Halpert" and him being all shy. This was a lovely story, thanks for writing it!
BTW, I didn't review those chapters, but the dueling myspace one is very funny. As are your author notes, usually. Does the bf know you write fanfic??
Author's Response: Hee. If the BF knows, he hasn't let on. I'm a master of Alt+Tab. I always have several programs open and switch out of Word when I hear him coming into the room. I'd be too mortified if he found out...he teases me mercilessly for even reading it. :)
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance, Travel, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Challenges: Role Reversal
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 44755 Read Count: 80950 ePub Downloads: 23
Role Reversal Challenge: It's May 2006. Jim's wedding is approaching and a lovelorn Pam can't take much more. Starts during Casino Night (or an AU version of it).
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance, Travel, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Challenges: Role Reversal
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 44755 Read Count: 80950 ePub Downloads: 23
[Report This] Published: April 15, 2007 Updated: February 27, 2018
Reviewer: Crystalized Signed 9
Date: June 17, 2008 Title: Chapter 8: Now That You're Gone
9 Date: June 17, 2008 Title: Chapter 8: Now That You're Gone
I did not ever read this story until it's reappearance yesterday - I am really enjoying it. Especially chap. 4 - :) Look forward to reading more! Enjoy Japan!
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1817 Read Count: 5442 ePub Downloads: 1
By the time her breathing had returned to normal, he was gone.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1817 Read Count: 5442 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 18, 2007 Updated: April 18, 2007
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Steamy, Travel, Weekend, Wet Pam/Jim, Workdays
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4947 Read Count: 15308 ePub Downloads: 3
Jim, Pam and a weekend in New York - set in the fluffy future. Not a spoiler in sight.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Steamy, Travel, Weekend, Wet Pam/Jim, Workdays
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4947 Read Count: 15308 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: April 28, 2007 Updated: April 29, 2007
Reviewer: Crystalized Signed 8
Date: April 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: All that glitters...
8 Date: April 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: All that glitters...
I LOVE that ring! Gorgeous. I love the fluff!
Author's Response: Awww. Thanks Crystalized!! I'm so happy to hear it!
Summary: This is a transcript of The Newlywed Show, taped in December 2009.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Angela, Bob Vance, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Jim/Pam, Michael/Jan, Ryan/Kelly, Todd Packer
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7859 Read Count: 12320 ePub Downloads: 3
This is a transcript of The Newlywed Show, taped in December 2009.Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Angela, Bob Vance, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Jim/Pam, Michael/Jan, Ryan/Kelly, Todd Packer
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7859 Read Count: 12320 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: April 30, 2007 Updated: May 13, 2007
Reviewer: Crystalized Signed
Date: April 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Part I: Five point questions
Date: April 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Part I: Five point questions
Hee hee. This is really cute.
Author's Response: Thanks!
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7735 Read Count: 28454 ePub Downloads: 2
5 times Pam shook Jim Halpert up. And it's about damn time.
No spoilers in sight. Nothing but some fluff as sweet as candy floss....
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7735 Read Count: 28454 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: May 03, 2007 Updated: May 07, 2007
Reviewer: Crystalized Signed
Date: May 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: a flyer for an Italian cooking class
Date: May 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: a flyer for an Italian cooking class
This story was very cute and sweet. Thanks for writing!
Author's Response: Oh, thank you! I'm so pleased you enjoyed it! Thank you for taking the time to review!!! :-)