Penname: the_squirrel Real name: Rachael
Member Since: March 13, 2007

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Not a Word... by Shassafrass Rated: MA [Reviews - 88] 43
Summary: Past Featured Story

Jim and Pam surrender to silence after "The Job." A virtual smut-angst festival!

This is smut. Serious, hard-core, unapologetic, squirm in your seat, not-safe-for-work, wild and unhinihibited smut, punctuated by merciless and heart-wrenching angst. In a couple of chapters, there will be smutty angst, and in others, angsty smut. There's even a couple of chapters with no smut at all and some fluff-happy-funny mixed in! But it all ends with a happy bang! Haw. You were warned.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16663 Read Count: 127086 ePub Downloads: 20
[Report This] Published: August 29, 2007 Updated: September 27, 2007
Reviewer: the_squirrel Signed
Date: September 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: The Sound of Regret...

holy crap! i am in tears. i thought the part where pam says she has loved him her whole life then gives examples was absolutly fabulous.

Author's Response: Thanks so much. I sort of teared up when I wrote it, mostly because I've felt exactly the same way.

How Long by GodInThisChilis Rated: MA [Reviews - 168] 98
Summary: Past Featured StoryWhat if Pam had gone along with Michael and Dwight to the convention? Was she ready to see Jim? Was Jim ready to face Pam?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: Reality Reality TV
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 29494 Read Count: 130829 ePub Downloads: 35
[Report This] Published: September 04, 2007 Updated: September 29, 2007
Reviewer: the_squirrel Signed
Date: September 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Like a Bluebird With His Heart Removed...Lonely As a Train

GO PAM!!! u slap that mofo!! this is gonna be a very interesting and dawesome story!

Author's Response: Thanks for the review. I hope it lives up to your expectations.

Reviewer: the_squirrel Signed
Date: September 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: What You Get Is Not Quite What You Choose

ahh! this is perfect. i love that jim actually talked about it and with the camera guy. bring on the smut!!

The Storage Room by RC Cola Rated: M [Reviews - 4] 1
Summary: Jim and Pam at the Vance wedding.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 982 Read Count: 1840 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 10, 2007 Updated: September 10, 2007
Reviewer: the_squirrel Signed
Date: September 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

absolutly fantastic!! i love how pam has so much power over him.

One Day by Wendy Blue Rated: T [Reviews - 353] 141
Summary: Past Featured StoryJim and Pam have 24 hours together before he leaves for Stamford. A lot can happen when you're on borrowed time.

Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 28467 Read Count: 154225 ePub Downloads: 25
[Report This] Published: September 16, 2007 Updated: July 06, 2009
Reviewer: the_squirrel Signed
Date: September 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

this looks like its gonna be awesome!

Author's Response: I hope it will be :)  Thanks for reading!

Observer Effect by GodInThisChilis Rated: M [Reviews - 409] 151
Summary: Past Featured Story

MEMBER'S CHOICE TOP NOMINEE - Jim and Pam must interact in network sponsored live chats to promote their documentary. Angst (and maybe some smut) ensue.

Story now complete.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Pam/Other
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: Reality Reality TV
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 51174 Read Count: 147883 ePub Downloads: 49
[Report This] Published: October 11, 2007 Updated: November 16, 2007
Reviewer: the_squirrel Signed
Date: November 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 18: #!^$@#^%@#

holy shit! that last bit about sweatergirl came out of no where!!! it was amazing! i can't wait for the rest

Siren... by Shassafrass Rated: MA [Reviews - 48] 28
Summary:

We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming to bring you a hefty dose of smut. Really. Seriously. I'm not kidding. Not work-safe and don't view this where children can see it.

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.


Categories: Past, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5341 Read Count: 37558 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: November 20, 2007 Updated: December 21, 2007
Reviewer: the_squirrel Signed
Date: December 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Sins of Emission...

the ending was perfect.

Hypothetical by Alyssa Rated: T [Reviews - 12] 9
Summary: An alternate version of Phyliss's wedding with more jim-pam interaction. I know, been done a thousand times, right? Well, the idea caught me last night and wouldn't let up.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5057 Read Count: 8623 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 09, 2007 Updated: December 26, 2007
Reviewer: the_squirrel Signed
Date: December 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Interactions

this looks like its gonna be fun

Pieces of That Night by Sjaan Rated: T [Reviews - 28] 9
Summary: An AU jump from the episode The Injury.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 9121 Read Count: 14182 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 18, 2008 Updated: February 20, 2008
Reviewer: the_squirrel Signed
Date: February 20, 2008 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

holy shit! drama to the max! i think you got what roy would have done if pam and jim had done something and he found out. i totally believed it. and i cant wait for more.

Stay Here In My Heart by skeber Rated: K+ [Reviews - 47] 13
Summary: Pam has been in an accident and Jim rushes to be by her side.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bob Vance, Dwight, Ensemble, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Mark, Meredith, Michael, Pam, Pam/Roy, Phyllis, Phyllis/Bob Vance, Roy, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Romance, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: No Warnings Apply, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 23431 Read Count: 69593 ePub Downloads: 27
[Report This] Published: January 29, 2008 Updated: February 16, 2008
Reviewer: the_squirrel Signed
Date: February 03, 2008 Title: Chapter 7: I can stay right here forever...

holy crap! way to leave a cliffhanger

Author's Response: Is that a good thing or a bad thing?? I hope you like the story! Don\'t worry the next chapter will be up soon!!

How it Falls by Stablergirl Rated: M [Reviews - 180] 66
Summary: Past Featured StoryWhat if Roy was lying when he said he'd never cheated on Pam?  What if Pam was always a little less healthy than she let on?  What if everything, everywhere, is only meant to fall apart?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Other, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 31793 Read Count: 73222 ePub Downloads: 31
[Report This] Published: February 16, 2008 Updated: March 18, 2008
Reviewer: the_squirrel Signed
Date: March 11, 2008 Title: Chapter 9: Don't forget where you've been.

yes there must be steam. makes every thing better

Breakdown by time4moxie Rated: MA [Reviews - 131] 72
Summary: Past Featured StoryWhat if Pam confronted Jim a little sooner than on Beach Day? A S3 AU angst-fest, complete with uneaten pizza. Spoilers up to/around Business School....
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 37702 Read Count: 96867 ePub Downloads: 59
[Report This] Published: February 20, 2008 Updated: April 20, 2008
Reviewer: the_squirrel Signed
Date: March 13, 2008 Title: Chapter 6: Obbligato

what a freaking cliffhanger.

Sheet Music by wendolf Rated: MA [Reviews - 120] 64
Summary: Past Featured StoryA look at what might have happened between The Job and 'round about Money. Lots of steam in the beginning, then some angst for good measure.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14947 Read Count: 55092 ePub Downloads: 10
[Report This] Published: March 03, 2008 Updated: March 07, 2008
Reviewer: the_squirrel Signed
Date: March 04, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

o so good! that was great to bring in karen's unddies. i cant wait for more sex. lol. 

Learning to Live Again by italianfood Rated: M [Reviews - 340] 137
Summary: Past Featured StoryPam moved to New York instead of starting work at Dunder Mifflin. Years later she returns and she meets Jim, but they're at very different points in their lives.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Married, Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 91635 Read Count: 137408 ePub Downloads: 35
[Report This] Published: March 13, 2008 Updated: July 22, 2008
Reviewer: the_squirrel Signed
Date: March 13, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: stains of our past

this looks like its gonna be really good.

I just wanted to be famous. by Stablergirl Rated: MA [Reviews - 623] 213
Summary: Past Featured StoryJim and Pam are Jim and Pam, only...not really.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 30 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 77452 Read Count: 232902 ePub Downloads: 64
[Report This] Published: March 16, 2008 Updated: May 21, 2008
Reviewer: the_squirrel Signed
Date: April 14, 2008 Title: Chapter 22: Do you have hot cross buns fresh out of the oven, at all? Or no?

o my god! this is super fantastic!!!

Reviewer: the_squirrel Signed
Date: March 27, 2008 Title: Chapter 16: Are we really flirting? Or are you just pretending to be you flirting with me actually being me?

omg!!! this is so amazing! you are a fantastico writer. just let them kiss already! or have sex.

Reviewer: the_squirrel Signed
Date: March 29, 2008 Title: Chapter 17: Um, I think you have my gum in your mouth.

this is absolutly amazing!!!!!!

June 10th by wendolf Rated: M [Reviews - 235] 95
Summary: Past Featured StoryImagine Jim’s confession on Casino Night never happened and Pam actually made it down the aisle on June 10th . . . only to say “I don’t”.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 33398 Read Count: 142913 ePub Downloads: 29
[Report This] Published: March 24, 2008 Updated: April 18, 2008
Reviewer: the_squirrel Signed
Date: March 29, 2008 Title: Chapter 8: State of Arousal

i love that his penis is talking to him

Before Sunrise by morethanthat Rated: Private [Reviews - 40] 15
Summary: An evening in New York City, two years after they break up. Brought to you by Love and the Stupid Stuff It Makes You Do. Rated: MA

Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Other, Jim/Pam, Pam/Other
Genres: Angst, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8056 Read Count: 13895 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: March 30, 2008 Updated: April 03, 2008
Reviewer: the_squirrel Signed
Date: April 01, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: Memory's a wonderful thing if you don't have to deal with the past

this train wreck is really good. 

Author's Response: it IS a train wreck - glad it's working for you!

Sometimes by ISayOye Rated: M [Reviews - 4] 3
Summary: "Pam and Jim's conversation gets out of hand." Summary and Beta by Elly.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1852 Read Count: 2754 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 01, 2008 Updated: April 01, 2008
Reviewer: the_squirrel Signed
Date: April 08, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Sometimes

to me it was kinda anticlimatic when the entire story is about "dirty" things and he asked do you like this and just kisses her neck...didn't really sit with me. but i loved everything else fo sho!

You're My Good Feeling by katiej Rated: M [Reviews - 10] 10
Summary: "You've got a guitar."

Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Fluff
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2009 Read Count: 2460 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 12, 2008 Updated: April 12, 2008
Reviewer: the_squirrel Signed
Date: April 12, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

way to be a debby downer at the end. lol. but it was good.


Author's Response: ha, ouch. debby downer is hurt :)

Two Can Play by larrymcg Rated: M [Reviews - 19] 7
Summary:

Pam and Jim, later that night....

This is a 55-worder that takes place the night after "Chair Model" ended.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: None
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 51 Read Count: 3648 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 17, 2008 Updated: April 17, 2008
Reviewer: the_squirrel Signed
Date: April 18, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

that was awesome

The Boy Next Door by OnlyOneKitchen Rated: MA [Reviews - 115] 52
Summary: Jim and Pam are next door neighbors in their early 20's and have known each other their whole lives. Jim's brother Jonathan and Pam are best friends and Pam does not like Jim at all... or does she? AU (ya think?!)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Other, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Drunk Pam/Jim, Holiday, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 29666 Read Count: 75106 ePub Downloads: 13
[Report This] Published: April 20, 2008 Updated: May 16, 2008
Reviewer: the_squirrel Signed
Date: April 24, 2008 Title: Chapter 4: Smokey the Bear

dude, this is so great. this is some of the best smut writing i've ever read


Author's Response: Wow I don\'t know about that but thank you so much for saying it!

Reviewer: the_squirrel Signed
Date: May 06, 2008 Title: Chapter 8: Night Vision

seriously i love this story. it is a wonderful combo of them falling in love and sex.


Author's Response:

How do you fall into sex? lol...kidding, but I could probably think of a few ways...

I love that you love this story! Keep reading! Tell your friends! :)

Thanks for reviewing 

Reviewer: the_squirrel Signed
Date: April 29, 2008 Title: Chapter 7: W.B.F.F.'s

seriously this is ultra fantastic. this is what i look forward to when i see whats new here. i can't wait for more.


Author's Response: Thank you so much for reading and reviewing! I am trying to get the next chapter up... Damn life gets in the way...