Summary: Another Bad! Fic entry, this time in the Pure Smut division. My hope is that this story is SO bad that parents will force their teens to read it in order to prevent them from gittin' it on. Guaranteed to kill your sex drive!
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Claustrophobic Spaces, Oneshot, Parody, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Challenges: Bad Fanfic
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 319 Read Count: 7037 ePub Downloads: 1
Penname: Rolled_Up_Sleeves Real name: Diana
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[Report This] Published: March 17, 2007 Updated: March 17, 2007
Reviewer: Rolled_Up_Sleeves Signed 
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Date: March 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Birth Control in written form.
10 Date: March 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Birth Control in written form.
There is so much in this fiction that made me snort at the computer screen, I simply cannot comment on it all. But I must say the line:
"OK, here is a dental dam! I know it tastes like a balloon, but I play safe, my lover!"
Had my stomach in cramps from the laughter. I didn't think it was possible to top your last BadFic but I was so incredibly wrong. You nailed it.
And that's what she said.
Author's Response: Bad!fic should place every reader in sharp, twisting pain. My work here is done. Until the next time I am seized by my ugly, ugly muse....
Summary: A flash back to Pam's first day as receptionist...and her first time meeting Jim. No spoilers. My first ever fic!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10317 Read Count: 10925 ePub Downloads: 2
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10317 Read Count: 10925 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: April 28, 2007 Updated: May 09, 2007
Reviewer: Rolled_Up_Sleeves Signed 10
Date: June 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5
10 Date: June 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5
This was a fantastic story. And it was only your first fanfiction! I really like how you dove into Pam's life before Dunder Mifflin. Her interactions with Roy were written perfectly. Inspired choice to make Pam forget her engagement ring on her first day of work. It just made the inenvitable heartache for Jim even more amplified. I'm defiantly going to have to read your latest fiction to read your version of the next day's date.
Author's Response: I love your screen name! Thanks so much for reading. Yes, some day when I find that my life has been totally taken over by JAM fan fiction, I will have this story to blame.
Summary: Jim/Pam decide that a little healing is necessary. Submitted for the 55 Word Challenge
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: 55
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 58 Read Count: 2329 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: 55
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 58 Read Count: 2329 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 01, 2007 Updated: July 01, 2007
Reviewer: Rolled_Up_Sleeves Signed 10
Date: July 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
10 Date: July 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
That's a great concept. Ever think of writting a full story to account for all of these 'Alternate Endings'?
Author's Response: It is something I've thought about. I'll have to get around to it eventually. Thanks for the comment!
Summary: 
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Crossover, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Michael/Jan
Genres: Humor, Suspense
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 22887 Read Count: 10736 ePub Downloads: 2
Michael watched Pam through the blinds. She was so lucky, everyone always wanted to talk to her, hang out with her, be friends with her. Sometimes he wished he could be her. It would all be so easy if he was Pam.
Pam looked up to see Michael staring at her through the blinds. She smiled to herself before turning back to answering the phones. Sometimes she wondered what it was like to be Michael. It must be strange.
There's a rule of the universe. Never wonder the same thing at the same time as someone else. That's a karmic jinx.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Crossover, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Michael/Jan
Genres: Humor, Suspense
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 22887 Read Count: 10736 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: September 20, 2007 Updated: November 01, 2007
Reviewer: Rolled_Up_Sleeves Signed
Date: September 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Alarm Clock Sounds
Date: September 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Alarm Clock Sounds
Haha, some great lines in this story. The fact that you transitioned back into the Michael plotline with "Back in Boobland.." is just...wow. I've rarely ever read stories from Michael's point of view, so this was a treat.
My only problem was how Jim was portrayed. Most of the time was fine but their were a few lines like “Did my baby hurt herself? Let daddy kiss it and make it better…” that just seemed very Roy to me. But, this could be just personal opinion.
Great story so far, I'm excited for more!
Author's Response:
I agree with your problem with Jim. I debated that and debated it. Here's my final conclusion - unless Jim is extraordinary in the sack (which I'm doubting he is...) Wait. I better explain that before all the Hussies lynch me. Guys who are good in the sack generally (in my experience) are more self-confident than Jim appears to be. I'm going with what I consider much hotter -- he's just a normal guy. Anyway, based on that belief, I'm curious why his girlfriends Katy and Karen wanted to date him when he is so cold to them in public. In fact, he's even pretty hands-off with Pam in public. So my answer is that he is warmer in private life. That's all. I agree that Jim would never in a million years call himself 'Daddy' in public, but in private, I hope he is more loving. Otherwise, eh, not that great a boyfriend.
Also, Roy did call Pam, Babe, so I can totally see your issue with that. I would change it except I find it amusing to imagine Jim finding that certain things Roy did kind of turn Pam on. I don't think he'd do anything way out Roy, like calling her Babe or Pammy, but I could see him using whatever he can to his advantage. He seems that kind of desperate to me. I love all this type of speculation. I've spent literally hours thinking about this kind of crap and it all comes out in two lines of fanfic. :)
Summary: He doesn't worry about his job. Not really.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1159 Read Count: 2838 ePub Downloads: 1
Post "Did I Stutter?"
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1159 Read Count: 2838 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 05, 2008 Updated: May 05, 2008
Reviewer: Rolled_Up_Sleeves Signed
Date: May 05, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: May 05, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Ok, it's official. Blind Pam is just about the cutest thing ever. The characterization of the two of them was so spot on! I could fully picture Pam's spontaneous laughing fits as if they were a scene from the show.
My favorite line was definitely:
"We should quit before they take away what's left of our sanity,"
It made me chuckle. It was all very enjoyable, I'm off now to go read some of your other works.