Penname: The Library Clerk Real name: Tessie Holliday
Member Since: March 25, 2007

Bio:
I'm recently married (no applause, please!)--I have two children with pointy ears and furry tummies.  I work at a library as--that's right--a clerk, and when books aren't the reason I don't have a social life, The Office is.  I'm an art education major.  There's paint and prismacolor everywhere.  Dwight's growing on my husband.
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Reviews by The Library Clerk
Summary: Past Featured StoryPam's discovered the world of internet chat rooms. Jim can't resist the chance to be near her in cyberspace. Spoilers up to Cocktails.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 84660 Read Count: 288987 ePub Downloads: 114
[Report This] Published: March 04, 2007 Updated: May 22, 2007
Reviewer: The Library Clerk Signed
Date: March 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: When the evening is spread out against the sky

I just have to say . . . I'm new to this site, and I can't get the words Squirrel McPants out of my head!  I just want to respond to every question I get with that.  

 Looking beyond that brilliance, though, your story is genuinely interesting and really well-executed.  I've always loves stories with chat-ness involved, and your story has me checking just a little too often for updates. :-)  Fantastic job! 

Summary: Past Featured Story

In the end, it is never, never giving up.

[Post Cocktails]


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3307 Read Count: 6302 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: March 24, 2007 Updated: March 24, 2007
Reviewer: The Library Clerk Signed
Date: March 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh, you kill me!  I love your voice, and the little things--Jim drawing the blinds, the Milky Way bar . . everything.  Thanks for an awesome read.

Author's Response: Thank you for reading!  Glad to hear you enjoyed the story.

Summary: Ryan hears a burglar, and his roommate hears way too much. Spoilers for "The Negotiation."
Categories: Other
Characters: Ryan/Kelly
Genres: None
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 844 Read Count: 1146 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 05, 2007 Updated: April 05, 2007
Reviewer: The Library Clerk Signed
Date: April 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

That was one of the funniest things I've ever read, ever.  You guys are brilliant!

Author's Response: Wow, thanks!  Glad you enjoyed it!

Practical jokes by invis Rated: K+ [Reviews - 128] 30
Summary: Past Featured StoryHe should've been happy that Karen had finally warmed up to his joking ways. He wasn't.

Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9136 Read Count: 45777 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: April 14, 2007 Updated: April 28, 2007
Reviewer: The Library Clerk Signed
Date: April 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: It's never simultaneous in real life

I'm really looking forward to the next chapter--this piece is so much fun to read!


Author's Response: Thanks so much.  It's fun to write, too!  I know this chapter was a bit of a tease, but I'll put out soon. ;)

Summary: Past Featured Story

"It seems odd, in the ironic, slap-in-the-face kind of way that since her incident, it’s been easier to let him go."

Something bad happens to Pam. Very Dark.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 35653 Read Count: 100507 ePub Downloads: 25
[Report This] Published: April 15, 2007 Updated: January 26, 2008
Reviewer: The Library Clerk Signed
Date: April 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Weak

Hey, I like poor Pam stories.  :-)  I really like your voice--and the way you described Jan . . . "Jan’s head is tilted up, gazing down at her with squinting eyes."  I got that perfect mental image of her in the conference room with Pam.  I'd really like to read more . . . keep going!

Summary: Past Featured StoryGould won't... communicate with Jan. Five conversations that answer the question: Why Michael?

Categories: Other
Characters: Michael/Jan
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 662 Read Count: 2246 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 16, 2007 Updated: April 16, 2007
Reviewer: The Library Clerk Signed 8
Date: April 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I think Stephen Colbert is perfect for that role--thanks for writig this.  It's cool to get some insight into their relationship (the dry-cleaning thing was hi-larious).  If this happened on the show, it would explain so much . . . 

Author's Response:

Hey, sister LibraryLady!  (I'm a clerk, too.)  Yes, this fanfic grew out of the repeated question by posters on TWoP:  "How in the WORLD did Jan end up falling for MICHAEL?!?"  

Thanks for reviewing! 

Summary:

The title explains it all...


Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Roy
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2365 Read Count: 9586 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 16, 2007 Updated: April 23, 2007
Reviewer: The Library Clerk Signed
Date: April 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Dwight

I can't wait to read more of this!  I'm always running into people at Super Wal-Mart. . . I think Super Wal-Mart is a universal breeding ground for hilarity.  Keep going!

Author's Response: Thanks for reading!  I run into someone every time I step into that store.  New stuff will be up soon.

Summary: Grrlpower, Pamela.

Categories: Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1331 Read Count: 1874 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 16, 2007 Updated: April 16, 2007
Reviewer: The Library Clerk Signed
Date: April 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Eeew, so GOOD!  I like all these--I think number 3 appeals to me the most, but they're all really good (and good call on number five--you knew in your heart that Roy was a glass breaker. :-))  I'll definitely read more stories from you.  you have a good voice.

Author's Response:

Wow, yay, thank you so much!  And I guess I DID know in my heart Roy was a glass breaker. :D

Self-pimpage: I do have several more fics up here. ;) 

(Still waiting for more of your fic, BTW! :D)

The Nothing by injoy Rated: T [Reviews - 37] 10
Summary: Jim and Pam have a lot to learn about hitting the bottom.  Spoilers through the Negotiation.

Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8732 Read Count: 48194 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 17, 2007 Updated: July 26, 2007
Reviewer: The Library Clerk Signed
Date: April 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Wow.  What a fantastic beginning.  You have me really intrigued.  I can't wait for more . . . love the Frost reference! 

Summary: So tell me, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Categories: Other
Characters: Jan
Genres: Angst
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 938 Read Count: 3308 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 18, 2007 Updated: April 19, 2007
Reviewer: The Library Clerk Signed
Date: April 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: A Hundred Kids

I love Jan stories--and I love the line "...fearing that Jan is not beyond resorting to kidnapping."  Can't wait for the rest!  :-)

Author's Response: Aw, thanks:) The story is pretty short, so expect an update soon:)

You Make Me Shake by Swedge Rated: K+ [Reviews - 11] 1
Summary: Michael works on a new impression
Categories: Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 593 Read Count: 2119 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 18, 2007 Updated: April 18, 2007
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Date: April 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: You Make Me Shake

When I opened this, I definitely did *not* think that's what was going to happen. :-)

That was beautiful!  You made me laugh out loud at work, and people are staring.  I'm going to have to share this with the other people here!   

Summary: Jim finally gets the courage to tell Karen it's over. What could possibly go wrong?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2288 Read Count: 5629 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 18, 2007 Updated: April 30, 2007
Reviewer: The Library Clerk Signed 9
Date: April 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Our bodies are the guilty ones.

Oh, goodness!  "Followed Kelly's advice" . . . that's not comforting to hear!  Please keep going--I'm really enjoying this and would love to see where you're taking it.  

Hurricane by hoosabrat Rated: K+ [Reviews - 13] 7
Summary:

Jim needs a second opinion about a song he heard.

Based on a challenge from the TWoP forums to write something based on the line, "You don't do it on purpose but you make me shake." General season 3 spoilers.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 723 Read Count: 1975 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 18, 2007 Updated: April 18, 2007
Reviewer: The Library Clerk Signed 10
Date: April 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Hurricane

Love it, love it!  Jim was making me swoon!  Thanks for writing this . . . it was fantastic!

Author's Response: Awwww, thanks!  Yeah, Jim was making me swoon a bit, too... *fans self*

The Beach by Night Swept Rated: T [Reviews - 44] 16
Summary: Things come to a boiling point between Jim, Pam, and Karen.  Based on spoilers for upcoming episodes. Further story info in story notes for those who wish to read on.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5512 Read Count: 13678 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 21, 2007 Updated: April 28, 2007
Reviewer: The Library Clerk Signed
Date: April 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Beach

Oh, please, oh, please . . . 

(Couldn't tell you exactly what I'm begging for--just anything to follow this up!  That was beautiful, and I laughed so hard through a couple parts!  Love the Phyllis/Karen match.) 

Summary: Pam watches the sunrise for an art class and is reminded of someone.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Other, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Weekend
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3197 Read Count: 1591 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 21, 2007 Updated: April 21, 2007
Reviewer: The Library Clerk Signed
Date: April 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh, that was too, too sweet and romantic!  Ah!  I loved it!  I thought your characters were very true to the show . . . I'd love to read more from you!  Thanks for this awesome story!