Penname: helloearth Real name:
Member Since: July 16, 2006

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Playhouse by nomadshan Rated: T [Reviews - 24] 34
Summary: Past Featured StoryJim and Pam, in the rain, in a confined space.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Confined Spaces, Rain
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1442 Read Count: 5381 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 15, 2006 Updated: July 15, 2006
Reviewer: helloearth Signed 10
Date: July 16, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Niiiiice

Seriously, how cool to write both challenges in one fic.

Author's Response: Thanks, helloearth!

Six Letters by TV_Buffy Rated: K+ [Reviews - 17] 18
Summary: Will Pam find what she's searching for?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 871 Read Count: 1351 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 26, 2006 Updated: July 26, 2006
Reviewer: helloearth Signed 10
Date: July 26, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Wow. "I have a solid husband who has good job and doesn’t cheat on me or abuse me" That really is awful if that's the best thing she can say, isn't it? So sad.

Author's Response: It is sad, isn\'t it? Thanks for picking up on that detail.

Summary: Another Bad! Fic entry, this time in the Pure Smut division.  My hope is that this story is SO bad that parents will force their teens to read it in order to prevent them from gittin' it on.   Guaranteed to kill your sex drive!
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Claustrophobic Spaces, Oneshot, Parody, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Challenges: Bad Fanfic
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 319 Read Count: 7037 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: March 17, 2007 Updated: March 17, 2007
Reviewer: helloearth Signed
Date: March 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Birth Control in written form.

I don't know what to say...just so bad...

"I want to have your winkie inside my birth canal!"

That is brilliant in its unsexiness.   



Author's Response: The term "birth canal" may just be one of the best erection-removers known to womankind, when spoken to a single 20-something male....