“I don’t know now, he just doesn’t look like a Nicholas…”

“He doesn’t look like a Nicholas?  So we should name him Gross, Slimy Kid? Loud Screamer? Weird Face?”

“JIM! He’s your son!”

“Come here big guy, you know I love you, right Gross, Slimy Kid?”

“He’s not gross or slimy. He’s beautiful.”

“Like you.”