“What about Ben?”

“Ben?”

“It’s an old Jewish name… It means son.”

“Ben Halpert.”

“You like?”

“I like. Okay, girls’ names.”

“Well, if we want to use the same logic…”

“And name her ‘daughter’…”

“Bat.”

“What?”

“Bat means ‘daughter’”

“We are NOT naming our daughter Bat.”

“Bat and Ben, that would be so cute.”

“No!”