“Just flip through the book. I’ll stick my finger in and that will be her name.”

“Fine, it’s not like anything else has worked.”

“There!”

“Summer.”

“She’s due in December! We can’t name her Summer!”

“Winter?”

“We’re not calling our daughter Winter. Try again.”

“Fine, I flip, you point.”

“Meredith.”

“Great, why not Jack Daniels?”