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Okay, just so you know, I'm not as stupid as I ight seem.This thing sucks because I am making fun of songfics. I hate them. A story based on a song, like my other story Don't Take The Girl, is okay, I guess, but I hate it when people put lyrics right in the middle of the story. Takes outt the experience for me. Anyways, enjoy at your own risk. Seriously, this thing sucks. LOL!

P.S. the song I use here is Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado

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"Omg! It's our song!"
"Really?"
"Yes! Come on, we gotta do it!"
"Really? You sure you're not just drunk?"
"Hey! Come on. It'll be fun. Pleeease?"
"......."
"Please? Please, please, please, please, please, please........?"
"Okay, fine. I still can't believe you made this our song?"

 

How ya doin' young lady
The feeling that you gave me really drives me crazy
You dont have a player on your trunk
I was at a loss of words
First time that we spoke


If ya lookin' for a girl that’ll treat you right
If you lookin’ for her in the day time in the light

You might be the type if I play my cards right
I'll find out by the end of the night


You expect me to just let you hit it
But will you still respect me if you get it?


All I can do is try, gimme one chance
What’s the problem? I don’t see no ring on your hand

I be the first to admit it, I’m curious about you, you seem so innocent

You wanna get in my world, get lost in it
Boy I’m tired of running, lets walk for a minute


Promiscuous girl
Wherever you are
I’m all alone
And it's you that I want

Promiscuous boy
You already know
That I’m all yours
What you waiting for?


Promiscuous girl
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need


Promiscuous boy
Let's get to the point
Cause we're on a roll
You ready?


Roses are red
Some diamonds are blue
Chivalry is dead
But you're still kinda cute

Hey! I can't keep my mind off you
Where you at, do you mind if I come through


I’m out of this world come with me to my planet
Get you on my level do you think that you can handle it?

They call me Thomas
last name Crown
Recognize game
I'm a lay mine's down

I'm a big girl I can handle myself
But if I get lonely I’ma need your help
Pay attention to me I don't talk for my health

I want you on my team
N: So does everybody else.

Baby we can keep it on the low
Let your guard down ain’t nobody gotta know
If you with it girl I know a place we can go

What kind of girl do you take me for?

Promiscuous girl
Wherever you are
I’m all alone
And it's you that I want

Promiscuous boy
You already know
That I’m all yours
What you waiting for?


Promiscuous girl
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need


Promiscuous boy
Let's get to the point
Cause we're on a roll
You ready?

Don't be mad, don't get mean
Don't get mad, don't get mean

Hey! Don't be mad, don't get mean
Don't get mad, don't be mean

Wait! I don't mean no harm
I can see you with my t-shirt on

I can see you with nothing on
feelin' on me before you bring that on


Bring that on
You know what I mean

Girl, I’m a freak you shouldn't say those things

I’m just trying to get inside of your brain
To see if you can work me the way you say


It's okay, it's alright
I got something that you gon' like


Hey is that the truth or are you talking trash
Is your game M.V.P. like Steve Nash


Promiscuous Girl
Wherever you are
I’m all alone
And its you that I want


Promiscuous Boy
I'm calling your name
But you're driving me crazy
The way you're making me wait


Promiscuous Girl
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need


Promiscuous Boy
We're one in the same
So we don't gotta play games no more


“God, that song is so cheesy. Where did we hear it again?”
“Oh. My. God. You don’t remember? I am shocked, just, truly, shocked.”
“Well…..”
“The 2008 “camaraderie” thing. Remember, Michael had picked out the playlists…..”
“Oh, right. Karaoke, bad songs, Scrantonicity, cheap beer. Yes how could I forget?”
“And, what else happened that night?”
“Oh, so that’s why you brought me here? A crude reminder?”
“……”
“I guess I forgot to mention reception in that list.”
“How could you forget?”
“No clue.”
“I love you Jim Halpert.”
“I love you Pam Halpert.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chapter End Notes:
I hate end notes. Which makes me wonder why I'm writing any in the first place. Sorry, just thinking out loud. :P


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