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The Job (continued) and The Date by OfficeGirl2001 Rated: M [Reviews - 15] 17
Summary: Picks up right at the Jim/Pam conclusion of Season 3, leading up to and including their first date.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 22382 Read Count: 21482 ePub Downloads: 12
[Report This] Published: December 23, 2016 Updated: March 01, 2017
Everyday is April 5th by msteapot Rated: T [Reviews - 11] 22
Summary:

A drunken phone call between Pam and Jim, set in Season 3. 

Warning: References to alcohol

DISCLAIMER:  I don't own the Office.  If I did, there would be more drunk Pam. 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2874 Read Count: 3168 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: February 22, 2017 Updated: February 23, 2017
Booty at Beet's Motel by julieofficefanatic Rated: MA [Reviews - 0] 3
Summary: Jim and Pam decide to spend the night at Schrute Farms. Naughtiness ensues.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1496 Read Count: 8433 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 27, 2016 Updated: July 27, 2016
In Vino Veritas by Peskipiksi Rated: M [Reviews - 5] 20
Summary: Past Featured Story"In Wine, Truth." We've seen Drunk Pam (banned from Chili's), and we've seen Drunk Jim (drunk driver/biker), but what happens when we put Drunk Pam and Drunk Jim together? Set during Season Three.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Pam
Genres: Drama, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9191 Read Count: 3886 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: January 22, 2016 Updated: May 03, 2016
Pam's Request by jam-on-it Rated: MA [Reviews - 0] 1
Summary: Pam makes a request that surprises Jim. Will he be able to go through with it? Childhood memories included.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Childhood, Married, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8343 Read Count: 8811 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: January 31, 2015 Updated: March 17, 2015
Dukes by brokenloon Rated: M [Reviews - 12] 16
Summary: What comes after "Put up your dukes, Beesly."
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Married, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2402 Read Count: 3470 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: February 09, 2013 Updated: February 09, 2013
That Girl by Deedldee Rated: T [Reviews - 14] 14
Summary: Set right before "Fun Run." Jim takes Pam to meet his parents, in two parts.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Weekend
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6108 Read Count: 7167 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: July 20, 2012 Updated: August 21, 2012
A mother always knows... by Deedldee Rated: M [Reviews - 6] 11
Summary: Story idea courtesy of NanReg - Jim's mom notices how happy her son is. Set in the summer between Season 3 & 4. Jim and Pam interaction included - fear not, that's why it's rated M. Part of Memories are made of this.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy, Weekend
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: Memories Are Made of These
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3805 Read Count: 3987 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: June 18, 2012 Updated: June 18, 2012
Enough by Deedldee Rated: T [Reviews - 8] 6
Summary: A one shot based on this quote from China – Pam: “Well, I'm not an artist, and I'm not a salesman. So what would you call it?”
Part of the Memories are made of this series
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Kids/Family, Married, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: Memories Are Made of These
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1754 Read Count: 3852 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 07, 2012 Updated: May 07, 2012
Affirmations by more_awake Rated: T [Reviews - 8] 12
Summary: Past Featured StoryPam is upset about her post-baby weight, and Jim makes her feel better... in a bath tub.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Married, Oneshot, Romance, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2341 Read Count: 6895 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: May 03, 2012 Updated: May 03, 2012
Celebrate good times by Deedldee Rated: T [Reviews - 6] 5
Summary: Part of the Memories are made of this series. Season 5, set somewhere before "Customer Survey." Jim's 30th birthday.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam, Other
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Weekend
Warnings: None
Series: Memories Are Made of These
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3360 Read Count: 2847 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 01, 2012 Updated: May 01, 2012
The day he bought a house for her by Deedldee Rated: K [Reviews - 6] 3
Summary: Part of the Memories are made of this series. Set a few days after season 5, "Crime Aid." The day Jim talks to his parents and decides to buy their house.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Other
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Weekend
Warnings: None
Series: Memories Are Made of These
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2935 Read Count: 1786 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 01, 2012 Updated: May 01, 2012
By Your Side by Deedldee Rated: K+ [Reviews - 81] 51
Summary: --What would happen had Pam not ruined that phone call during The Initiation with her inexplicably saying goodbye to Ryan, and instead kept her focus on Jim. --
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, In Stamford, Romance, Travel, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 20970 Read Count: 44090 ePub Downloads: 27
[Report This] Published: October 28, 2011 Updated: March 22, 2012
Still Life by more_awake Rated: K+ [Reviews - 66] 32
Summary: Past Featured StoryCecelia is just shy of five months old when your brain finally makes the connection. ... Jim and Pam have another little accident. (now complete)
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Kids/Family, Married, Pregnancy/Babies
Warnings: None
Challenges: 2nd Halpert Baby
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15566 Read Count: 24302 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: March 20, 2010 Updated: December 05, 2011
Boiling Point by kaat Rated: K+ [Reviews - 10] 9
Summary:

This whole thing is nothing they can't handle. Right?

The aftermath of a lie detector test. Spoilers for Pam's Replacement.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2108 Read Count: 3308 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: November 12, 2011 Updated: November 12, 2011
Internet Intimacy by stjoespirit04 Rated: MA [Reviews - 8] 11
Summary: For Hannah_Halpert and her Pratt webcam request ;) ETA: Formatting issues fixed! Also: Chrome sucks like a Hoover.
Commence: SMUT!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2349 Read Count: 6181 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 16, 2011 Updated: August 16, 2011
Momentary Courage by callisto Rated: K [Reviews - 19] 26
Summary: "Can I ask you a question?"
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2488 Read Count: 5303 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 17, 2011 Updated: June 17, 2011
Lavender Mist by kaat Rated: K [Reviews - 8] 7
Summary:

"They make an unholy escape out the side door, holding shoes in one hand so they can run."

Jim takes Pam on a wet wedding surprise. Spoilers for Niagara.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Married, Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1631 Read Count: 2108 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: June 16, 2011 Updated: June 16, 2011
Behind Closed Doors by TunaEveryNight Rated: MA [Reviews - 16] 19
Summary: Inspired by the Cold Open of 7x20 "Michael's Last Dundies." Spoilers for that.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Cece Halpert, Jim, Jim/Pam, Michael, Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Kids/Family, Married, Steamy, Weekend
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6464 Read Count: 15456 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: April 23, 2011 Updated: April 30, 2011
Just a Kiss by BluetimesTwo Rated: T [Reviews - 9] 10
Summary: Season 2 AU, post "Ben Franklin." I'm pretty sure Jim would have been angry had he known what Karen said to Pam in the kitchen. Epilogue now added!
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drama, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6159 Read Count: 6832 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: April 04, 2011 Updated: April 24, 2011
Firefly by Hannah_Halpert Rated: K [Reviews - 7] 5
Summary: Six weeks into their relationship, Jim and Pam are learning that it really can be close to perfect.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam, Roy
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Romance, Weekend
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3294 Read Count: 2668 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: April 10, 2011 Updated: April 10, 2011
Perfectly Them by BluetimesTwo Rated: K+ [Reviews - 8] 7
Summary: Jim is feeling a little self conscious after Michael's elaborate proposal. Small spoilers for "Garage Sale."
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Married, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 724 Read Count: 2574 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 28, 2011 Updated: March 29, 2011
Nothing, nothing without a woman by andtheivy Rated: K [Reviews - 6] 11
Summary: Pam loves him. If there’s one thing he’s sure about, it’s that.
It’s just right now, he’s not so sure she should.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drama, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: Let's Spend the Night Together
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2019 Read Count: 4344 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: March 03, 2011 Updated: March 03, 2011
Back-up Plan by a_dork_like_that Rated: K [Reviews - 7] 4
Summary: Jim does a little bit of wedding planning. Set at the very beginning of season six. Spoilers for this little episode called 'Niagara'...
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2099 Read Count: 2843 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: March 03, 2011 Updated: March 03, 2011
Would You Still Love Me? by italianfood Rated: MA [Reviews - 160] 74
Summary: Jim wants to stop Pam's engagement to Roy, but is forced to watch it all play out because of an obligation to Roy. How far will he let it go though?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy, Roy
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 39464 Read Count: 40032 ePub Downloads: 24
[Report This] Published: August 04, 2008 Updated: February 24, 2011