Penname: Post_it_Thief Real name: Gretchen
Member Since: May 29, 2007

Bio:

I am a secretary at my school's activities office, so I can completely commiserate with Pam. I only have to work 3 hours a day, she has to put up with 8 a day plus Michael. But she has Jim. If I had a Jim there, I might be a little more content to hang around longer.

I love reading, music, and cats. I spend too much time focusing on The Office, but you all understand. I hope to write a lot this summer-I've got some fun ideas roaming around in my head. We'll see what comes out, since I'm a newbie at this fanfic stuff.

I am insanely excited for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows to come out. I also really like watching 30 Rock. Sometimes it scares me how much Liz Lemon and I are alike.

The line that never fails to crack me up is "Maybe some spaghetti..." from Kevin in Diversity Day.

And that's me in a nutshell.


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Summary:

The Scranton Business Park is holding a charity auction, and Michael makes it mandatory for all the men to participate. Set sometime after Season 3. This was inspired by some comments on TWoP in the "Series Wishes" thread.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4530 Read Count: 14828 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 14, 2007 Updated: September 02, 2007
Reviewer: Post_it_Thief Signed
Date: August 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: It's Mandatory!

Please say you are continuing this and soon!

They should totally incorporate the charity date into an episode.



Author's Response: Sure am!  I'm away on a family trip but I'll have the next part up by the middle of the week.  Thanks!  :)

Names by EmilyHalpert Rated: K [Reviews - 83] 17
Summary:

55 words on choosing a name.

(all stand alone pieces) 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Kids/Family, Married, Pregnancy/Babies
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: 55
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 886 Read Count: 48662 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 23, 2007 Updated: January 31, 2010
Reviewer: Post_it_Thief Signed
Date: August 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Michael

Ha! These are really making me chuckle. This was *such* a Michael line. Love it!

Author's Response: So glad you are enjoying these, and especially that that sounded like Michael. Michael is so hard to write for me, so that is great.

Reaction by time4moxie Rated: K [Reviews - 45] 14
Summary:

A series of talking heads in which the staff answers the question: So what do you think now that Jim and Pam have started dating?

A submission to the 55 word challenge.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: 55
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 713 Read Count: 34527 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: August 23, 2007 Updated: August 23, 2007
Reviewer: Post_it_Thief Signed
Date: August 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 12: Toby

Ha! Hit every single nail on the head there.

Summary: Past Featured Story

She saw the iPod as she was packing her stuff into boxes. It had been tucked away in a drawer for months. She never listened to it anymore; the memories were too painful.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Dwight, Jim, Jim/Other, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5403 Read Count: 5302 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: March 01, 2008 Updated: March 08, 2008
Reviewer: Post_it_Thief Signed
Date: March 08, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

I'm really liking this so far. Can't wait to see where you take it!

Author's Response: Thanks so much, Post_it_Thief. 

Summary: Even the most complicated emotions can be expressed with very few words. Pam's POV of every episode in three sentences or less.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2209 Read Count: 20221 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 02, 2008 Updated: May 16, 2008
Reviewer: Post_it_Thief Signed
Date: April 05, 2008 Title: Chapter 4: The Secret - Take Your Daughter to Work Day

I am absolutely loving these. You're really doing a great job capturing Pam's thoughts.

Summary:

 

It takes Pam two hundred and forty six seconds after Kelly tells her to make a decision.

One shot AU. Jim goes to Australia after Casino night. Pam goes too.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1680 Read Count: 3125 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 07, 2008 Updated: April 07, 2008
Reviewer: Post_it_Thief Signed
Date: April 07, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Remember the time you drove all night?

Loved it! It makes a very tidy one-shot, but I'd read more.

(I especially loved the parenthetical comments.)

Summary: There's a bit the documentary crew didn't catch in the finale. (Spoilers for S4 Finale)

Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4241 Read Count: 9500 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 16, 2008 Updated: July 11, 2008
Reviewer: Post_it_Thief Signed
Date: May 16, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Tuna!

Thank you a million times over for writing this! Lovin' everything about it.

Author's Response: You are more than welcome, Post_it_Thief!  I think we all needed some Jamminess to make up for being so denied!  More coming soon, I think/hope!  You're awesome for taking the time to review!!

Summary: Dwight, Angela and the five senses that brought them to the last moment of the season.
Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: Dwight/Angela
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5566 Read Count: 8807 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 17, 2008 Updated: May 17, 2008
Reviewer: Post_it_Thief Signed
Date: May 17, 2008 Title: Chapter 5: Taste

This was utterly fantastic! Thank you so much for writing it, as oddly enough, the finale left me with a craving for Dwangela stories more than JAM stories.



Author's Response: Thank you so much for the kind words! I also felt really inspired and interested in Dwangela post-finale. And I figured the Jam bases would be covered. :-)