Penname: bebitched Real name: Mary
Member Since: July 02, 2007

Bio:

I've been writing fanfic for about four and a half years, and in this fandom for about three. Usually I ship Jim/Pam, Dwight/Angela, Kelly/Andy, Pam/Karen, though occasionally Ryan/Karen and anything femslash. My pen name on LiveJournal and fanfiction.net is the same as it is here, for clarity's sake.

I run a LiveJournal community called officegirlslash, which you should definitely check out if you haven't already / end pimping. 

I hope you enjoy reading my fanfic as much as I enjoy writing it!


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Summary: Past Featured StoryJim, Pam, and a series of bedroom conversations.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11819 Read Count: 36732 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: June 16, 2008 Updated: July 16, 2008
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: June 17, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: playful

Eeeeeeeee! That's honestly the sound that just squealed out of me. Love it! I love the idea that they're so comfortable with each other and being together that they can have these kind of conversations without it turning into a fight. I especially enjoyed the fact that they aren't perfect. Great work!

Author's Response: Thanks bebitched! I love to think how they\'d tease and mock each other about all their imperfections, and I had so much fun writing this. Glad you liked it. Thanks for reading!

Built to Last by Blanca Rated: K [Reviews - 13] 12
Summary: Jim shows Pam that she really can have it all. Set a couple weeks after "Goodbye Toby."
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2109 Read Count: 3728 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 16, 2008 Updated: June 16, 2008
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: June 17, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Aww, that's so adorable! I love how Pam has him figured out, even if she doesn't know exactly what he's up to. Great work!

Author's Response: Thank you! I really like your writing, so it means a lot to me that you like this. Much appreciation.

Summary: And she starts to think that maybe it’s just the distance.  Maybe he doesn’t want to propose with so many miles between them, and once that distance is closed, he’ll drop to one knee before she even unpacks.  Post "Goodbye, Toby"
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1007 Read Count: 3369 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 17, 2008 Updated: June 17, 2008
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: June 17, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

*holds up hands to show that she is not wielding said garbage*

I appreciate people who can see the realistic in even OTPs, and I think that this could very possibly be what happens. It's easy to find uncertainty in long-distance relationships. I really like the repetition of how he doesn't propose to tell this story. Well done!



Author's Response: Thanks so much!  Maybe this is just my way of preparing for what could be a heartbreaking S5 premiere.  I hope not, though!  Anyway, thanks for taking the time to read and review :)

Summary:

The Dunder Mifflin crew whiles away a lazy summer afternoon figuring out what superpowers they'd like to have. Pure summer fluff. No redeeming qualities whatsoever. For your amusement only. No spoilers, warnings, angst or drama.

 

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4971 Read Count: 1981 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 19, 2008 Updated: June 19, 2008
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: June 20, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Superheroes

This was so good! So in character and FUNNY! Great work here.

Author's Response: Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it.

Summary: Jim and Pam battle through the summer after Season 3, with a little help from some friends.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Other, Pam
Genres: Childhood, Fluff, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10546 Read Count: 10150 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: July 05, 2008 Updated: March 18, 2009
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: July 05, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: The Bow

This was very intriguing. Certainly very different than anything else I've read in this fandom. I like it and can't wait to read more! I'm curious to see where you go with this.

Author's Response: Thank you so much! Please let me know what you think as the story goes on.

Summary:

What if Pam had a different response during the Merger to Jim's overture in the parking lot?


Jim: Oh, nothing. I just feel bad. I feel like things were a little weird today... or something.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: None
Genres: Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 634 Read Count: 3805 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 08, 2008 Updated: July 08, 2008
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: July 09, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

"I just think I should tell you that... I've sort of started seeing someone." Hah! This is such a great turn around from the episode. Very well done. I'd love to see this continued (or something from Karen's end that stretched into the following months) if you're up for it!

Author's Response:

This particular one is complete; I'm just going to leave it there.  But basically, just back up the Jim Pam relationship starting however many months it is between The Merger and The Job, and you've got it. :)

Sadly, I'm not up for much.  This is the first thing I've written and completed since April (I just posted a chapter of another story, but that had actually been written long ago.)  But it is giving me an idea for something else, so we'll see.  It wouldn't really be a continuation, though.

I like anything that turns around certain events and certain conversations that I find too angsty or just there to stretch out unbelievable (to me anyway) arcs. ;)  This is the sort of thing I would have loved to see on the screen.

Thanks for reading and reviewing, bebitched

Summary: "She had said goodbye to a dead town and a dying love. She’d wrenched herself away from everything she’d known, picked up a fairy godmother (or two), and fought hard to paint herself a new life." AU after Season 2.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Pam
Genres: Angst, Travel
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 9288 Read Count: 12816 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 13, 2008 Updated: August 03, 2011
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: July 13, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: "Frankly, it's a little surreal."

Yes please!

Summary: Pam Beesly, Associate Producer of the reality show “The Office,” meets Dunder Mifflin Scranton salesman Jim Halpert. An AU retelling of season one. Rated T
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5884 Read Count: 15239 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: July 19, 2008 Updated: December 11, 2008
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: July 20, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: Health Care

I really like this idea. I can be pretty skeptical about AU fic, especially for this fandom, but this is written so... is classily a word? I think so.

Anyhoo, just wanted to say keep up the good work and I'll be looking forward to reading more :D 



Author's Response: hey - if i get your stamp of approval, you can make up as many words as you want :)

Summary: It’s 1977, and a Dunder Mifflin Scranton party at the swinging Halpert pad turns coworkers into more. Alternate universe. Rated: MA

Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Other, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Slash, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11584 Read Count: 11563 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: August 03, 2008 Updated: August 03, 2008
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: August 10, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: Night three

!!!!

Wow. Sexy and sweet and emotional and guh. Superb work here, really. Love!

(btw, have you seen that show that started airing over the summer, Swingtown? this kinda remined me of that.)



Author's Response:

oh wow - thank you. 

and... well... maaaaaaaaybe i saw the first episode and thought, jim! pam! i have to write my fic for dooooooom!  jim with a 70s mustache ala branch wars! stanley doing the hustle!

that's a rough outline of my thoughts.  p.s. i don't actually like swingtown.  which is a shame b/c it's right up my alley. 

Summary: Fluffy bit of how I've imagined Pam's morning after The Job going.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 948 Read Count: 3038 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 08, 2008 Updated: September 09, 2008
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: September 09, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh, I loved this. Every word was perfectly placed :D

Summary: What would happen if Jim worked in Stamford first? What if he fell for Karen before he ever met Pam?
Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, In Stamford, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 18786 Read Count: 12873 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: September 14, 2008 Updated: April 08, 2009
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: September 15, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: All I Can Do Is Keep Breathing

This is fascinating. I'd always sort of debated within myself whether Jim would have been with Karen (and been happy) if there hadn't been a Pam. I'm completely on board with your interpretation and I can't wait to read more!

Write to Me by Sweetpea Rated: T [Reviews - 90] 47
Summary: Past Featured Story

Jim Halpert is a high school English teacher starting a new life at a new school in a new town.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Other, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Humor, Poetry, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12002 Read Count: 23545 ePub Downloads: 12
[Report This] Published: September 21, 2008 Updated: October 27, 2008
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: October 15, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: The Nature of Fun

There are no words for how much I enjoyed this. NO WORDS.

Author's Response: You know, there are very few things I read here that just completely blow my mind, and "another year of blindness" is one of the very few.  I think I read it 4 times before I could even put a few words together so if I took your words, it's only payback and only fair.  Thank you so much for this, bebitched.

Bite Me by Morine , BSan Rated: T [Reviews - 25] 5
Summary: Twilight/The Office crossover. The Cullens have decided to join the Dunder Mifflin crew. But Jim is still pretending to be a vampire. How will the Cullens play in this prank? Fluff, both JAM and Edward/Bella. AU.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Crossover, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10132 Read Count: 12047 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 30, 2008 Updated: January 11, 2009
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: October 08, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

I'm offically flailing now. I was REALLY hoping someone would do this crossover and now you have! Can't wait to see where this goes.

Summary: After the documentary airs, a follow-up special is planned. Pam is interviewed one afternoon. Rated K+
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim, Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1531 Read Count: 2863 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 05, 2008 Updated: October 05, 2008
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: October 06, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: And she didn’t want this to become fodder for fans, to be dissected and analyzed.

Oh oh OH. This made me ache when I read it, but in a good, cleansing way. The idea that Jim and Pam would be happier apart... is hard to swallow but I was willing to explore the possibility with this wonderful fic. Bravo.

Author's Response: oh, bebitched.  cleansing pain is so good.  thanks for your feedback!

Summary: Karen is many things, but apparently, the girl of Jim's dreams is not one of them.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1325 Read Count: 3623 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 12, 2008 Updated: October 12, 2008
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: October 15, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: You come for me, you come and try to take me home

This story is love. I ended up really liking Karen... after she wasn't on the show anymore, but still. That scene at the drugstore was perfect. Great work!

Summary: If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son.

Categories: Other
Characters: Jim, Karen
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4032 Read Count: 3912 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 28, 2008 Updated: October 28, 2008
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: October 29, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Aaaah! Karen is so awesome in this story. This was so wonderfully in character; I love fics where these two interact, because I think if they hadn't gone down in flames quite so horrifically, they would have made pretty great friends. Amazing work with this!

Summary: A response to BeckySue's "The Weather Outside is Frightful" challenge, set... well, yesterday, actually.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: The Weather Outside Is Frightful
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1839 Read Count: 4784 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: January 07, 2009 Updated: January 07, 2009
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: January 08, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

*loves*

Mmm, can this be confirmed as true next Thursday?



Author's Response: Wouldn\'t it be nice if it could? Thanks for reading & commenting.

Summary: In "like a geyser," Jim bumps into Karen and has a panic attack. In "so foreign," Pam cries, sucks at painting, and frets over parenting. Note: There is very little to these stories that is shiny/happy, so please be appropriately beware. Rated K
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1138 Read Count: 3841 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: August 08, 2009 Updated: August 08, 2009
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: August 08, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: so foreign

Gah! Both of these were just so wonderful! I've been avoiding baby/pregnancy fic as well; this was a great aside to that. I think people tend to forget that becoming a parent is fucking scary. Thanks for bringing that realism! (And we've missed you and your fic!)

Author's Response: i need to catch up on your writing, dear... hope you\'ve been prolific. \r\n\r\nthank you so much for your review :)