Summary: Another death in the Office.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Suspense
Warnings: Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 17485 Read Count: 8527 ePub Downloads: 1
Penname: bebitched Real name: Mary
Member Since: July 02, 2007
Bio:
Bio:
I've been writing fanfic for about four and a half years, and in this fandom for about three. Usually I ship Jim/Pam, Dwight/Angela, Kelly/Andy, Pam/Karen, though occasionally Ryan/Karen and anything femslash. My pen name on LiveJournal and fanfiction.net is the same as it is here, for clarity's sake.
I run a LiveJournal community called officegirlslash, which you should definitely check out if you haven't already / end pimping.
I hope you enjoy reading my fanfic as much as I enjoy writing it!
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[Report This] Published: August 10, 2007 Updated: December 12, 2007
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: September 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - Some Killer Coffee!
Date: September 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - Some Killer Coffee!
Crap! Not Jim!
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: October 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7 - The Confrontation
Date: October 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7 - The Confrontation
OMG! Toby?!? I twitching in my seat right now. Update again soon!
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: October 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9 - Closing In
Date: October 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9 - Closing In
*breathes sigh of relief* Thank god Pam is okay. I can't wait to see where this is going!
Summary: It's the little daily things between Jim and Dwight that make them frienemies. Pt. 4: The Dwim Crocker Cookbook
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Dwight, Jim
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3553 Read Count: 6913 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Dwight, Jim
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3553 Read Count: 6913 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 17, 2007 Updated: December 05, 2007
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: December 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: The Dwim Crocker Cookbook
Date: December 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: The Dwim Crocker Cookbook
Oh, this was so great! Dwight should totally put all of Andy's stuff in jello, and I can definately see it happening.
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Andy, Angela, Bob Vance, Carol, Creed, Darryl, David Wallace, Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Hunter, Jan, Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Other, Jim/Pam, Josh Porter, Karen, Katy, Kelly, Kevin, Madge, Mark, Meredith, Michael, Michael/Jan, Mose, Oscar, Oscar/Gil, Other, Pam, Pam/Other, Pam/Roy, Phyllis, Phyllis/Bob Vance, Roy, Ryan, Ryan/Kelly, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10101 Read Count: 9632 ePub Downloads: 5
It’s time for the first annual Dunder Mifflin National Sales Meeting in Las Vegas. What will go down in the city of sin, where alcohol flows, love can be won, lost and won again, and where drive-through weddings are all-too-available?
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Andy, Angela, Bob Vance, Carol, Creed, Darryl, David Wallace, Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Hunter, Jan, Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Other, Jim/Pam, Josh Porter, Karen, Katy, Kelly, Kevin, Madge, Mark, Meredith, Michael, Michael/Jan, Mose, Oscar, Oscar/Gil, Other, Pam, Pam/Other, Pam/Roy, Phyllis, Phyllis/Bob Vance, Roy, Ryan, Ryan/Kelly, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10101 Read Count: 9632 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: August 25, 2007 Updated: September 25, 2007
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: September 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: chapter 1: profoundly inappropriate
Date: September 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: chapter 1: profoundly inappropriate
Ooh yay update! I cannot wait to read more!
Author's Response: workin' on it :)
Summary: We only see them 8 hours a day, 5 days a week. They have to touch the lives of others as they go through the motions.... This will be an ongoing series of standalone, one-shot vignettes.
Categories: Other
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3548 Read Count: 22461 ePub Downloads: 1
Categories: Other
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3548 Read Count: 22461 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: August 30, 2007 Updated: August 13, 2008
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: September 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Drip
Date: September 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Drip
This is such a great series of little moments! That last one really made me laugh.
Author's Response: Cool - I'm glad you liked it!
Summary: 
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Karen, Kelly
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: 55, Pam's Pregnancy
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 55 Read Count: 5082 ePub Downloads: 0
Written for both the Pam's Pregnancy and 55 Word challenges. Takes place before The Job.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Karen, Kelly
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: 55, Pam's Pregnancy
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 55 Read Count: 5082 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 02, 2007 Updated: September 02, 2007
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: September 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: September 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
OMFG, that was just... gah! Great. Great was the word I was looking for :)
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: September 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: September 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
OMFG, that was just... gah! Great. Great was the word I was looking for :)
Summary: Jim and Pam go through the motions of an unexpected addition.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 49311 Read Count: 57434 ePub Downloads: 8
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 49311 Read Count: 57434 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: September 02, 2007 Updated: February 25, 2008
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: December 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5 :Decisions, Decisions
Date: December 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5 :Decisions, Decisions
"Did you cheat on Karen with her?" Or was it like some threesome gone wrong or something?"
LOL! Ohmygod, I'm laughing so hard right now I'm actually crying!
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: February 25, 2008 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17: Carnival of Completion
Date: February 25, 2008 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17: Carnival of Completion
Eeeeeeeeeeee!
Ahem. Sorry. Just.. so cute! I loved this story and even though I'm sad to see it go, this was a perfect way to end things. Great job!
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: February 16, 2008 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16 : Nice to Meet You
Date: February 16, 2008 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16 : Nice to Meet You
Eeeeeee!
That is the closest to a cohesive thought as I can muster among the cuteness.
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: December 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8: Convention
Date: December 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8: Convention
Wow. I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees Karen getting over Jim with a woman :)
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: January 30, 2008 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15 : Tired
Date: January 30, 2008 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15 : Tired
Aww! I bet Baby Halpert is cute.
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: December 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7: The Outing
Date: December 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7: The Outing
I can't wait to see this Jim/Karen interaction!
Summary: Pam goes on five dates. Rated T
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam/Other, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Slash
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2065 Read Count: 3596 ePub Downloads: 1
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam/Other, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Slash
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2065 Read Count: 3596 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 02, 2007 Updated: September 02, 2007
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: September 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: September 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Oh, this was soo great! And the femmslasher in me got a kick out of the Jessica one. The Jammer in me also really enjoyed the last one. They were pretty much all fantastic. But back to the Jessica one, I was hoping you might consider posting this on a LJ community I run: officegirlslash. Just a thought. Excellent job!
Author's Response: i\'m glad you enjoyed! you know, i am definitely into femslash in general, but i haven\'t been able to get into it in this fandom. i\'ll check it out, though. thanks for the feedback.
Summary:
Categories: Other, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: None
Warnings: Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Challenges: 55 Words To Leave Scranton
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1154 Read Count: 66182 ePub Downloads: 0
This is an idea I've had for a long time. It is inspired by the very end of the Six Feet Under series finale (hence the title), and it seems that the 55 word style would be perfect for it. Each chapter will focus on a different Office character. 20 chapters are planned.
I do not own these characters, and would not do this to them if I did. No copyright infringement intended.
Categories: Other, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: None
Warnings: Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Challenges: 55 Words To Leave Scranton
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1154 Read Count: 66182 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 06, 2007 Updated: November 15, 2007
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: September 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Morning
Date: September 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Morning
Now I actually feel sorry for Ryan. *cries* But I love you for slipping that 'Bernard' in.
Author's Response: Thank you so much. I'm glad you liked it!
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: October 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 12: Hero
Date: October 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 12: Hero
Okay, I'm definitely crying now.
Author's Response: Awww, I feel bad now!
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: November 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 20: Pictures
Date: November 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 20: Pictures
Yup, definitely crying now. I really wanna hate you (just kidding!) for the Pam chapter because guh! But I don't. Because it was sweet, if not heart-wrenchingly sad.
Don't Let Dunder-Mifflin Near The Fruity And Delicious Drinks by dundiefromgod Rated: T [Reviews - 243] 
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58 Summary: 55-words on what happens when different Dunder-Mifflin employees get drunk.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present, Past, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: Overheard, 55, Kelly's Revenge, 55: The Kandy Edition, Drunk Michael
Series: None
Chapters: 40 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2606 Read Count: 146878 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present, Past, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: Overheard, 55, Kelly's Revenge, 55: The Kandy Edition, Drunk Michael
Series: None
Chapters: 40 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2606 Read Count: 146878 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 09, 2007 Updated: April 11, 2008
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: November 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 32: Oscar
Date: November 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 32: Oscar
Oh Oscar. I think that's really all that needs to be said :)
Author's Response: I agree, oh Oscar. Girls are difficult. Thanks for the review bebitched.
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: December 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 34: Pam III
Date: December 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 34: Pam III
Oh drunk!Pam, how I love you so :)
Author's Response: Haha, I agree completely. Thanks for the review bebitched.
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: September 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Jim
Date: September 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Jim
I'm laughing really really really hard right now. Awesome job!
Author's Response: Thank you, I'm glad that you liked it, and thanks for the review bebitched.
Summary:
Categories: Future, Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Married, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Challenges: 55, Pam's Pregnancy
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 52 Read Count: 5374 ePub Downloads: 0
Pam reveals her pregnancy to Jim. 55 words.
Categories: Future, Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Married, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Challenges: 55, Pam's Pregnancy
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 52 Read Count: 5374 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 12, 2007 Updated: September 12, 2007
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: September 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: September 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
That was brilliant! I can totally see Pam turning it into something that he has to figure out for himself.
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1815 Read Count: 3407 ePub Downloads: 0
In the late summer of 2006 Pam makes the three hour drive up to Stamford.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1815 Read Count: 3407 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 21, 2007 Updated: September 21, 2007
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Date: September 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Vindicated
Date: September 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Vindicated
Aww! Why couldn't this have happened for real? I love how Jim just knows automatically that she's different, that she's become the person he knows she was all along. Great job!
Author's Response: FNB made so many strides that summer, I figured this was the next logical step (though with a show with Dwight, Michael, and Creed, logic isn't usually expected). Thanks for the review!
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5795 Read Count: 54318 ePub Downloads: 9
First date. Anxiety and hope and terror and euphoria.
Last chapter is up! New beginnings, new rating.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5795 Read Count: 54318 ePub Downloads: 9
[Report This] Published: September 29, 2007 Updated: November 09, 2007
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: November 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Jellybeans
Author's Response: Haha -- thanks bebitched, glad you liked the finger quotes conversation! I was worried it was a bit much at first, but I couldn't let it go. Thanks for the review :)
Date: November 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Jellybeans
“I cannot believe you just used finger quotes on me. In bed.”
That is such a great line! I really enjoyed this story, all the palpable descriptions were really very beautiful. Great job!
Author's Response: Haha -- thanks bebitched, glad you liked the finger quotes conversation! I was worried it was a bit much at first, but I couldn't let it go. Thanks for the review :)
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Fluff, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3216 Read Count: 39963 ePub Downloads: 0
I got this idea from the JAM Therapy thread on the NBC boards. A fellow board member brought up an article stating the 10 ways a woman can best compliment her man. I am taking each one and implementing it into JAM. Pretty simple, really.
RC, this one goes out to you. ;) meow.
Spoilers thru S4 so far.
I don't own any of this. Don't sue.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Fluff, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3216 Read Count: 39963 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 30, 2007 Updated: March 26, 2008
Reviewer: bebitched Signed
Date: January 18, 2008 Title: Chapter 6: "What do you think?"
Date: January 18, 2008 Title: Chapter 6: "What do you think?"
*dies of excessive squeeing* Adorable.