Penname: Orfice Flan Real name:
Member Since: July 12, 2007

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The Best Laid Plans by OfficeSupplyGirl Rated: M [Reviews - 9] 7
Summary: Jim Halpert promised Pam something last Thanksgiving and he means to live up to that promise, even if the past few weeks has been hard on both of them. But sometimes, the best laid plans even have a way of suprising you.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Kevin, Pam
Genres: Holiday, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Challenges: Home for The Holidays
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1022 Read Count: 1809 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 23, 2006 Updated: November 23, 2006
Reviewer: Orfice Flan Signed
Date: September 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Are you ever going to write more of this story?  I don't believe you...continue!!!!!  PUH-LEAZE!

Honesty by CallieJames Rated: T [Reviews - 18] 7
Summary: Now that Jim's admitted to Karen that he's still in love with Pam, what will happen to the office love triangle? Takes place no more than a week after Oscar's welcome home party. Spoilers through "The Return".
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1764 Read Count: 12255 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: January 20, 2007 Updated: January 20, 2007
Reviewer: Orfice Flan Signed
Date: September 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I LOVED IT!  So good and no smut.  The perfect JAM story!

Shame is the Same as Guilt by Athena Rated: M [Reviews - 333] 138
Summary: Past Featured Story

"It seems odd, in the ironic, slap-in-the-face kind of way that since her incident, it’s been easier to let him go."

Something bad happens to Pam. Very Dark.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 35653 Read Count: 100529 ePub Downloads: 25
[Report This] Published: April 15, 2007 Updated: January 26, 2008
Reviewer: Orfice Flan Signed
Date: August 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Hate

Ahtena, THANK YOU!  It was a great chapter and I can't wait for the next.  I check twice a day, but no pressure.  You are very talented.  I like that Jim is feeling anything, even hate.

Reviewer: Orfice Flan Signed
Date: November 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Weak

I have Shame bookmarked as favorite and check it almost everyday for updates.  BEST DAY EVER!!  It is the best story on the web.  Thanks for updating!!

Expressions in Emoticons by NobleLandMermaid Rated: T [Reviews - 514] 98
Summary: Past Featured Story

A glimpse into the instant messaging history of Jim and Pam. Written with the intention of expanding on what we see on the show, as well as to tie up some loose ends. There will be a conversation for each episode through Season 3.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Helene Beesly, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Larissa Halpert, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Challenges: Instant Messaging
Series: None
Chapters: 54 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16909 Read Count: 314954 ePub Downloads: 23
[Report This] Published: August 05, 2007 Updated: December 27, 2016
Reviewer: Orfice Flan Signed
Date: September 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 39: A Benihana Christmas

That can't be all.  I was so enjoying clicking NEXT and having something there.  You are such a great author.  It's perfect.  A-W-E   S-O-M-E! 

Paper Cut II: Ryan's Folly by Ellelque, BaraJam, lebow Rated: MA [Reviews - 36] 14
Summary: Another death in the Office.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Suspense
Warnings: Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 17485 Read Count: 8528 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: August 10, 2007 Updated: December 12, 2007
Reviewer: Orfice Flan Signed
Date: September 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6 - The Film

YEAH!!  What a great suprise today.  It's perfect.  Keep it comin'.

Six Feet Under by larrymcg Rated: T [Reviews - 198] 63
Summary:

This is an idea I've had for a long time. It is inspired by the very end of the Six Feet Under series finale (hence the title), and it seems that the 55 word style would be perfect for it. Each chapter will focus on a different Office character. 20 chapters are planned.

I do not own these characters, and would not do this to them if I did. No copyright infringement intended.


Categories: Other, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: None
Warnings: Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Challenges: 55 Words To Leave Scranton
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1154 Read Count: 66322 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 06, 2007 Updated: November 15, 2007
Reviewer: Orfice Flan Signed
Date: September 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Morning

Oh Meredith, just when she was finally not permanantly hung over.  What a crappy way to go. 

 But, GOOD JOB!

What They Don't Know by mizjessica08 Rated: T [Reviews - 36] 5
Summary:

What if Pam had been much stronger - bolder - throughout season three? AU because I'm not following much of the S3 storyline, but that's when this is basically taking place. Some spoilers (S3).


Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kevin, Oscar, Oscar/Gil, Other, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Angst, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12857 Read Count: 73325 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: September 11, 2007 Updated: April 22, 2008
Reviewer: Orfice Flan Signed
Date: September 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: She'd Give Anything

ZOWIE!!  It's really good and so angsty!!  Can't wait for more.  THanks for giving us 4 chapters at a time.  So generous!  It's really hard to see them not even talk or be friends and actually kind of hurt each other.  I have high hopes for resolution.  WAY TO GO!

Author's Response:

I loves teh angst.

Thanks for reviewing and I'm SO SO glad you like it! I'm writing all sorts of things right now so this might be a little slow but I very rarely just post one chapter at a time!

Reviewer: Orfice Flan Signed
Date: September 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: She Cries At Night

More Please.  It's inibriating

Author's Response: Tuesday, hopefully! I should be off work then...

One Day by Wendy Blue Rated: T [Reviews - 353] 141
Summary: Past Featured StoryJim and Pam have 24 hours together before he leaves for Stamford. A lot can happen when you're on borrowed time.

Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 28467 Read Count: 153996 ePub Downloads: 25
[Report This] Published: September 16, 2007 Updated: July 06, 2009
Reviewer: Orfice Flan Signed
Date: September 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

I can't wait for more.  GREAT JOB!!

Author's Response: Thank you so much!  More to come soon!

Reviewer: Orfice Flan Signed
Date: November 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 11: 7:00 AM

I love this story.  The way they expressed their "who would you do" continuation was dead on.  Please continue.

stars fall every time a lover has to face the truth by heartcarved Rated: T [Reviews - 43] 25
Summary: Three conversations take place under starry skies. Four lives are forever changed.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other
Characters: Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam, Pam/Roy, Roy
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8934 Read Count: 11647 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 27, 2007 Updated: November 09, 2007
Reviewer: Orfice Flan Signed
Date: November 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: i'm crying 'cause i'm in love with you (you're crying 'cause you have no clue)

LOVED it!  I was glued through the whole thing and spot-on dialogue.  Way to go!

Author's Response: Thank you, Orfice Flan! Dialogue is difficult for me, so I'm pleased you found it to be accurate! Thank you for reading!

untitled by overreaction Rated: M [Reviews - 30] 5
Summary: what you get when you mix happy, expectant JAM with drunk, pissed Roy.

Please review. That would be awesome blossom. with a little extra awesome.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7035 Read Count: 17451 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: November 03, 2007 Updated: December 13, 2007
Reviewer: Orfice Flan Signed
Date: November 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Please say that Jim goes with her to the hospital to make sure mama and baby are ok and then gives the *** whoopin' of the century!!  Great story.  More please.

Author's Response: In the wise words of Jamarama, \"karma is a b**tch.\"\r\nThat\'s all I\'ll say.\r\nBut thanks so much for the review! Greatly apreciated :)

Little Tuna by Shiggityshwa Rated: T [Reviews - 13] 3
Summary: The Staff of Dunder Mifflin celebrate another 'Bring Your Daughter to Work Day'!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Andy, Creed, Dwight, Jim, Kelly, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Other, Phyllis
Genres: Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1687 Read Count: 2504 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 05, 2007 Updated: November 05, 2007
Reviewer: Orfice Flan Signed
Date: November 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Little Tuna

Boob milk??  AWESOME!!

Karma Sucks by theofficeOCD Rated: K [Reviews - 14] 7
Summary: Little scence after the end of Survior Man between Jim and Pam.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 546 Read Count: 3062 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 08, 2007 Updated: November 08, 2007
Reviewer: Orfice Flan Signed
Date: November 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Thanks!  I needed that!

Life is a dance floor, Love is the rhythm by AvilaGrace Rated: M [Reviews - 8] 5
Summary: A series of one shot songfics based off of my JAM playlist. More details in the story notes.
Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Future
Characters: Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Fluff, Married, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 13284 Read Count: 5303 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: November 09, 2007 Updated: December 28, 2007
Reviewer: Orfice Flan Signed
Date: November 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: All These Things

so great.  excellent description and thoughtfulness. 

Author's Response: Thank you so much!

20 Questions... Plus One by AvilaGrace Rated: T [Reviews - 62] 21
Summary: Pam and Jim, in an effort to squalch boredom, play the childhood game of 20 Questions, with a twist. When the questions get more personal, will they cave under the pressure to keep their true feelings hidden, or will they let it all out respecting the rules of the game?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 39511 Read Count: 86258 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: November 10, 2007 Updated: July 19, 2008
Reviewer: Orfice Flan Signed
Date: November 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Superheroes

captivating.  gross.  more please.

Author's Response: Wow! I've never heard captivating and gross together before! Thanks. The next chapter will be a bit more gross, but after that I'm thinking things will settle down :) Thanks for reading!

Morning by jimsgirl Rated: K [Reviews - 10] 8
Summary: The morning after "The Job"
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 110 Read Count: 2865 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: January 04, 2008 Updated: January 04, 2008
Reviewer: Orfice Flan Signed
Date: January 04, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

YEAH!! 

Author's Response: Thank You!!

What I Didn't Say by Petty Rated: T [Reviews - 69] 24
Summary: Past Featured Story

Pam married Roy, but Jim's return to Scranton complicates the life she thought she wanted.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 33767 Read Count: 61090 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: January 08, 2008 Updated: February 29, 2008
Reviewer: Orfice Flan Signed
Date: February 28, 2008 Title: Chapter 14: And I hate myself for what I didn't do

I, for one, love dialouge so THANK YOU!  very good touche' for Pam as well. 

Just Married by realitycheck Rated: K [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Just a little thing I thought of at work. 
Categories: Future
Characters: None
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 341 Read Count: 1907 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 10, 2008 Updated: January 10, 2008
Reviewer: Orfice Flan Signed
Date: January 11, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Finally

I liked it!  Didn't see the Dwight part coming.  I like that.  And I thought you wrote Dwight well.  You should come up with another Office twist!

Fan Mail by GodInThisChilis Rated: K+ [Reviews - 96] 36
Summary: Jim's biggest fan guides him through Season 3
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim
Genres: Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: Reality Reality TV
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 13735 Read Count: 40095 ePub Downloads: 7
[Report This] Published: February 03, 2008 Updated: April 11, 2008
Reviewer: Orfice Flan Signed
Date: February 27, 2008 Title: Chapter 6: Hand Delivered

A-W-E clap clap S-O-M-E!  That was PERFECT!  I want some more, please!

Normal People Should Never Reach Those Octaves by bloomsgirl Rated: K [Reviews - 4] 1
Summary: Okay, so, Pam loses her voice. But why? ;) Set sometime during season 4, most likely Post The Deposition, but it doesn't really affect anything, so it doesn't really matter where it fits. Enjoy!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 942 Read Count: 3087 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 28, 2008 Updated: February 28, 2008
Reviewer: Orfice Flan Signed
Date: February 28, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I LOVE LOVE LOVE that Michael wanted to answer the phone in his own crazy voices.  I would love to see that on the show...but right now, I'd just love to see the show, eh?

Author's Response: Oh, absolutly, I'm like going through withdrawls, and my friends are annoyed, because all I do is talk about the show. Thanks for reading, glad you liked it!

Welcome Aboard the USS Dunder Mifflin by flonkertonxx Rated: T [Reviews - 65] 23
Summary:

The Dunder Mifflin Company is vacationing on a Caribbean cruise. Jim and Pam are hoping for a romantic vacation but will Michael's outrageousness and some jealousy get in their way?

Takes place in Season 4 and is mostly focused on Jim/Pam.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, David Wallace, Dwight, Jan, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Michael/Jan, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis/Bob Vance, Ryan, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Travel, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 25496 Read Count: 34704 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: April 02, 2008 Updated: September 20, 2008
Reviewer: Orfice Flan Signed
Date: September 11, 2008 Title: Chapter 9: Nine

It's grrrrreat (Tony, the Tiger)!  I love Jim.

Author's Response: Haha, right now I\'m cracking up because i thought you said Toby the Tiger. I thought \"How brilliant!\" but then I realized you really WERE talking about the actual Tony. But I\'m so happy you like it! And how your pen name is Orfice.

Goin' Courtin' by malaz85 Rated: K [Reviews - 54] 19
Summary: I look at Jim and Pam's first few 'real' dates and some random ones along the way.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10526 Read Count: 45229 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 15, 2008 Updated: July 19, 2008
Reviewer: Orfice Flan Signed
Date: April 28, 2008 Title: Chapter 7: Finally

I think this story deserves 6 stars!  It's wonderful and simple and clean and lovely!  Thanks for the finale'...positive it will be great!

Nobody's Business But Mine by GodInThisChilis Rated: M [Reviews - 244] 84
Summary: Past Featured Story


NOW COMPLETE!!!

"Jim, why don't you tell Pam how you really feel?" 

 Jim and Pam deal with the stuff that comes with being on a hit show...talk shows, radio call-ins, and press junkets. They say there's no such thing as bad publicity, but is that really the case? Watch as Jim and Pam deal with being in the public eye and under the thumb of manipulative network producers. The story is told through interviews, transcripts, web pages and photos.


Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, In Stamford, Inner Monologue, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: Reality Reality TV
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 54070 Read Count: 70548 ePub Downloads: 32
[Report This] Published: April 17, 2008 Updated: March 15, 2009
Reviewer: Orfice Flan Signed
Date: August 11, 2008 Title: Chapter 12: Interview: Sticking Like Glue

YEESHH!  I love "I know".  Fantastic.  I am totally hooked.  I love reading both time lines.  Very good.