Penname: Raj Patel Real name: Alyssa
Member Since: July 18, 2007

Bio:
Despite my name I am a female, who started watching The Office after a very persistent friend quoted lines so many times I could have sworn I'd actually watched it. When I did end up finding out what "I hate so much about the things you choose to be" meant I was hooked. Hardcore JAM fan, but I do have a thing for Creed and Meredith, not as a couple (though I have read a couple of those, and they are cool), but their characters are awesome.
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Glassblowing by Limelight Rated: K+ [Reviews - 23] 21
Summary: Past Featured StoryThere is a kind of art to them. (Jim and Pam and traditional glassblowing.)
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1381 Read Count: 2755 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 25, 2006 Updated: August 25, 2006
Reviewer: Raj Patel Signed
Date: July 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This is gorgeous. I was torn between adoration and guilty jealousy at the thought that I will never be able to pen something so...thoughtful. You should be proud.

About Her by Bennie Rated: K [Reviews - 9] 7
Summary: A little insight into Ryan and Kelly.
Categories: Other, Present, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 478 Read Count: 3425 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 10, 2006 Updated: November 10, 2006
Reviewer: Raj Patel Signed
Date: July 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: About Her

I love Ryan and I love Kelly, and I love that whatever will happen between them in Season 4 will be great. I also love this little piece, his perspective on their relationship is facinating.

Author's Response: Thank you!  After I saw the Producer's Cut of Branch Closing, I couldn't get their weird dynamic out of my head.  I'm so glad you enjoyed it!

Summary:

Sometimes you just have to try new things. A Pam/Ryan story that is more about Pam/Jim than you would think.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Pam, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 33752 Read Count: 58455 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: May 02, 2007 Updated: August 02, 2007
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Date: August 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 16: Epilogue: Tangy Chicken and Fruit Kabobs

That? Rocked. Seriously, one of the best I have read. And it also apparently turned me into a squeeing thirteen year old. Ryan/Pam never really interested me all that much, and probably still won't, but that was beautiful. The pairing and motives behind it were well thought out and believable, and other than Jim in the first part, the characters all stayed canon. I really enjoyed it, and wished I read it sooner.

Alyssa

Summary: Our Dynamic Duo runs into a pair of "Lovebirds". The question is: Will Jim save the Cheerleader?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Katy, Roy
Genres: Holiday, Humor
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2573 Read Count: 2636 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 21, 2007 Updated: May 21, 2007
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Date: July 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: ChromaGirl and her sidekick, BeigeMan

Still one of my favorites. BeigeMan is my hero.

Author's Response:

I just realized I never responded to this review!  I'm so sorry!

Thanks so much for reading this and reviewing way back when! 

Summary: Past Featured StoryPam hates weddings (and organza).

Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Dwight/Angela, Ensemble
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3799 Read Count: 3485 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 06, 2007 Updated: June 06, 2007
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Date: July 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Maid of Honor

Very unique!

Summary: Past Featured Story

“I need someplace to stay.” She said this so softly he had to strain to hear her in the stillness of the evening, leaning toward her slightly.  Something inside of him suddenly wanted to protect her.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 33558 Read Count: 126483 ePub Downloads: 51
[Report This] Published: June 14, 2007 Updated: July 24, 2007
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Date: July 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Mom and Muhammad Ali

Gorgeous as usual. I really can't wait to see what you have up your sleave next.

Author's Response: thank you.  hopefully I'll have a new chapter by the middle of next week.

Summary: Past Featured Story

A year or two before the cameras arrived, Michael takes the staff to the Poconos for a camaraderie event.  Much unresolved sexual tension and angst ensues (uh, between Jim & Pam, not the entire staff).


Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Angela, Creed, Dwight, Jim/Pam, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Roy, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Travel, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 90021 Read Count: 151292 ePub Downloads: 66
[Report This] Published: July 11, 2007 Updated: October 02, 2007
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Date: July 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6: Into the Sea of Waking Dreams

I have suck a soft spot for Careless Whisper, its sad. The saxophone and the overly dramatic lyrics get me every time, quite like this fic (without the saxophone). This is great, keep writing!

Author's Response:

Heh - listen, I'm the queen of liking some seriously sappy 80's music, and...yeah, Careless Whisper's over the top and angsty, but I still think it's beautiful. :o) I mock it, so as to protect it...and in that way, I honor it. [/Dwight]  LOL

Thanks so much for the review!

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Date: July 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7: The Sacred Geometry of Chance

Maybe if all fics were terrible and didn't make me want more, I'd be happier. Without the exquisite torture of knowing that what ever you have up your sleeve will be awesome, I would be a much more agreeable person.

Author's Response: Okay this review?  Made me laugh right out loud.  :o) Thank you so much!

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Date: July 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8: The Lights Go Out and It's Just the Three of Us: You Me and All That Stuff We're So Scared Of

God, I think my heart broke right along with Jim's. Poor sexy heartbroken Jim...I'm sure you'll make this right. You'll make it right, right?

Author's Response:

Sexy, heartbroken Jim is the prettiest of all the Jims, isn't he?  :O)  And yes, I will find a way to make this right -- ur, in a manner of speaking, heh. 

Thanks so much for reviewing so quickly! (It's always beyond unnerving to post a new chapter and hear the crickets, you know?  Hee.)

Summary:

Someone is dead in The Office, and everyone is a suspect.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Suspense
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 36808 Read Count: 27530 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 12, 2007 Updated: August 06, 2007
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Date: August 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21 - The Warning

This is the point that I needlessly tell you I am hooked to this damn thing. Its sort of ridiculous, I've got all these speculations and posible suspects, and I can't wait to find out what next!

Summary: AU Casino Night fic. "When she looks down and realizes that her ring is lying in the street, she knows something else."

Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1583 Read Count: 2879 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: July 19, 2007 Updated: July 19, 2007
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Date: July 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Maybe I am still stuck on Casino Night, hoping that Season 3 was all a dream (a rather nice dream at the end, though) but this fic is just another great version of what happened.

Alyssa

Summary:

A few fuzzy, fluffy one-shots that form a loosely connected story. Based around the idea of this quote by Germaine Greer:

"The essence of pleasure is spontaneity."

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5506 Read Count: 27253 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: July 19, 2007 Updated: July 24, 2007
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Date: July 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Souvenirs

The Clock Of Tackiness is resting lovingly in my parents living room right now, and I couldn't be prouder. The got it on their honeymoon hundreds of years ago. Great story!



Author's Response:

haha!  Wonderful!  Truth is (shh!) I love those clocks.  There's one at my mom's house I completely intend on inheriting one day.  :-)

Thanks for reading!! 

Reviewer: Raj Patel Signed
Date: July 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: No Regrets

When reading this chap. I imagined this elaborate crossover between Office and the wonderfully dramatic and over-edited Hell's Kitchen ( a show on Fox where the winner gets a restaurant in Red Rock Resort). Dwight and Ramsay would have a face off.....it would be awesome. And Michael would make everyone call him chef. So many possibilities.

Author's Response: LOL - that would be awesome!  (I'm a HK fan, too.)  Maybe you've stumbled upon YOUR fanfic challenge??  :-)

Summary:

Bad!fic. Sort of The Office-Dorafied.

Dwight goes on a mission for Michael… because his thingy is gone!!!

Who knew the office was such a dangerous place and requires trusty backpack to help save the day!
Categories: Present, Other
Characters: Dwight, Jim, Kelly, Michael, Pam, Toby
Genres: Humor, Parody, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 799 Read Count: 1876 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 24, 2007 Updated: July 24, 2007
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Date: July 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Swiper, No Swiping

Having watched too many episodes of Dora for my liking (seriously, all I could hear in my head while reading this was "Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Dora!") I found this hilarious, but I am a sucker for OnAMission!Dwight.



Author's Response:

Ah, I have learned to love Dora and all kids shows. They get into your head and burrow there. Plus, it means, 20-30 minutes where the kids are crazy.

Thanks for the review 

Summary: The cast gets their epilogues in this piece that further proves that I have lost my mind.  Also, I am aware of the grammatical error in my title, however that was apparently the way that I wrote the name when I saved the file on Friday.  So I thought I'd leave it as is just to show that my brain has broken.
Categories: Other, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Humor, Oneshot, Parody, Romance, Slash
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: Bad Fanfic
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 522 Read Count: 2768 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 31, 2007 Updated: July 31, 2007
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Date: July 31, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: I Apologize Profusely

Sadly (or not?) this does sort of read like a Bad!Fic. But Bad!Fics hold a special place in my heart to (a small dark place that likes to tease the other brighter cuter ones) and it was an interesting read. The best part was Hudson's Pretzel Wagon, by far. All I ever wanted was Stanley to be happy...



Author's Response:

I've admitted that this is probably the worst thing I've ever written, and it wasn't intended as a Bad!Fic but as more of a OhMyGodMyBrainHasBrokenAndINeedHelp!Fic.

The world needs more Stanley.  And every day should be Pretzel Day.

Summary: Past Featured Story

Karen, Jim, Kelly, and Dwight POV during the finale, especially the end. A character study of sorts. Some implications of Jim/Pam, Kelly/Ryan and onesided Karen/Jim.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Dwight, Jim, Karen, Kelly
Genres: Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2359 Read Count: 2240 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 31, 2007 Updated: July 31, 2007
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Date: July 31, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I think you captured the four characters beautifully. Especially Jim, who we all asumed went on a whirl wind trip to Scranton to get the girl after the yogurt lid fell out, but the way you described it sounded a lot more realistically.. The Karen portion of this was, in my opinion very beautiful. For a character that was never really fully developed, I think you captured what little we can asume about her well. And, well, any thing talking about Dwight as a child is going to rock, right?

Author's Response:

Well you've got to wonder what happened to him then that made him who is is now ;) You know in movies, they always cut straight from the hero taking off to get the girl, a quick few flashes with compelling music and then, poof, he's there. I've always wondered what he/she's thinking in that time. Karen is, sadly, a grossly under-developed character in my opinion, and I wish they'd make her more than just Jim's season three girlfriend.

Thanks for reading and reviewing!

What We Admire by downtown Rated: T [Reviews - 8] 5
Summary: She resolved that her next boyfriend would know the difference between lavender and heather flower. Kelly/Andy. 
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other
Characters: Andy, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Kelly/Other
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Romance, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1741 Read Count: 1729 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 03, 2007 Updated: August 03, 2007
Reviewer: Raj Patel Signed
Date: August 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Completely agree. Kandy! Its perfect. I'd love another piece!

Sound of Love by BeckySue Rated: K+ [Reviews - 42] 7
Summary:

A series of stories based around the lyrics to my favorite John Mayer songs.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 12581 Read Count: 17257 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 04, 2007 Updated: September 23, 2007
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Date: August 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Come Back To Bed

Really just the metal picture of Jim in bed did it for me, but other than that it was lovely. I love John Mayer, and this song. The whole Continuum album always seemed to me like it was written for the last part of 2nd season and the whole of 3rd. (Dreaming with a Broken heart always seemed like it was written for Jim). Anyway, use any Mayer song and I'll be sure to read.

Alyssa



Author's Response: Thanks for reviewing and reading! I'm hoping to do more of these, and yes, I'll definately be using some Continuum lyrics...love that album! I did write a DWABH fic a LONG time ago but never posted it. I think I've deleted it by now, but if I find it, I'll either send it your way or post it! Thanks again.....