Penname: Alie_Woos Real name: Mayra
Member Since: August 24, 2007

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Dust of Retreat by violet Rated: M [Reviews - 7] 3
Summary: Past Featured StoryShe notices his eyes are shining with unshed tears and a jolt of fear runs down her spine.
Categories: Other, Present, Future, Episode Related
Characters: Michael/Jan
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6183 Read Count: 3252 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 07, 2007 Updated: April 07, 2007
Reviewer: Alie_Woos Signed
Date: October 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: One

oh, wow.. this is absolutely amazing.. i'm not much of a jan/michael fan.. but yeah... 

oh and MAJOR kudos for liking Margot and the nuclear so & so's



Author's Response: Thanks so much!  I love Margot and the Nuclear So & So's.  :)  

Summary:

Pam got her nerve a little sooner then "Beach Games" and sends a private gift to Jim in Stamford. Jim has some thoughts on the matter.

Spoilers through Initiation.

(This story has been edited it's actually only 1,624 words long) 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, In Stamford, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: Ruminations
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1624 Read Count: 28609 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 30, 2007 Updated: August 22, 2007
Reviewer: Alie_Woos Signed
Date: August 24, 2007 Title: What Hurts The Most

guh... its soo sad.. but i know we've all been there.. you just captured as-is.. amazing hon

Author's Response: Yea!!! Reviews from Alie rule the school, thanks dearest!

Summary:

After being dumped by Jim, Karen tries to take back control of her life... by kidnapping Jim! What nefarious plans does Karen have in store for him? Can Pam rescue Jim before Karen makes him a castrati? Why is Dwight obsessed with semen? All this and more inside! You'd think that maybe it'd be more of a crime drama than anything else, but I'm voting for the anything else.

And how come there's no option for Genres:Twisted? I'd use that.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Dwight, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11277 Read Count: 15818 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: July 04, 2007 Updated: November 14, 2007
Reviewer: Alie_Woos Signed
Date: November 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 11: Pam vs. Karen Round 2

this is completely.. twisted.. no ONE can accomplish a twisted KaPam. and i love you for that! Kudos!

Author's Response: I thought you loved me for my glorious ass.

Reviewer: Alie_Woos Signed
Date: November 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 12: Epilogue: Keep on Truckin'

um..wow that was greatly amusing.. :P

Author's Response: Hey, since when did you review fic?

Summary:

Jim and Pam after a long long day of work.

After The Job.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2480 Read Count: 8051 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: September 02, 2007 Updated: September 02, 2007
Reviewer: Alie_Woos Signed
Date: September 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

aww i love you too. ... wait what?

 

no its wonderful hon..  



Author's Response: lol, you're such a dork, honestly that's all I can say. Glad you liked it, sorry you had to wait forever to read it.

Summary: Jim and Pam go through the motions of an unexpected addition.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 49311 Read Count: 57430 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: September 02, 2007 Updated: February 25, 2008
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Date: December 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10: Wedding bells

sweet, you actually made me tear up. but happy tears!!  :D

Summary:

This is an idea I've had for a long time. It is inspired by the very end of the Six Feet Under series finale (hence the title), and it seems that the 55 word style would be perfect for it. Each chapter will focus on a different Office character. 20 chapters are planned.

I do not own these characters, and would not do this to them if I did. No copyright infringement intended.


Categories: Other, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: None
Warnings: Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Challenges: 55 Words To Leave Scranton
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1154 Read Count: 66083 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 06, 2007 Updated: November 15, 2007
Reviewer: Alie_Woos Signed
Date: November 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 17: Boredom

Oh, wow, I didn't expect you to kill your favourite person till the end.. 

Author's Response: Well, she did outlast all but three people. I didn't want to go overboard. Thanks for the review!

Summary: Post "The Job." Karen learns love comes in many different shades.  Ch 8 added: Anal virginity is lost... kinky sex happens.  Don't let the kids read this.
Categories: Present
Characters: Andy, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12888 Read Count: 14234 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: September 06, 2007 Updated: November 29, 2007
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Date: September 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: The Initial Blast of Cold

i know i've said that you are officially awesome.. but now i love you! wow its just spot on. amazing hon. you better be getting some nice squish mitten lovin' for this fic!

 

again... its amazing.. and i want more!



Author's Response: Alie!  And I love you too!  Good to see you, and glad you're enjoying it.  Happy mittens all around ;)

Reviewer: Alie_Woos Signed
Date: November 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: The Totality of Her Submission

TK this is exactly what i needed today. sweet buttsex. its amazing dear... i'm talking about your story.... eh who am i kidding,l so is buttsex :)

you seriously need to write more. MORE! i demand it! rarw. <3



Author's Response: Thanks Alie!  I like how much tenderness can be harvested from such a seemingly savage act...

Summary: 55-words on what happens when different Dunder-Mifflin employees get drunk.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present, Past, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: Overheard, 55, Kelly's Revenge, 55: The Kandy Edition, Drunk Michael
Series: None
Chapters: 40 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2606 Read Count: 146667 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 09, 2007 Updated: April 11, 2008
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Date: December 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 34: Pam III

"…Oh…okay….thanks  God."

ha! that is something i would soo say. i love it!



Author's Response: I'm glad that you could relate to Drunk!Pam, cause she's ama-zing /Kelly. Thanks for the review Alie_Woos.

Summary: Past Featured Story

MEMBER'S CHOICE TOP NOMINEE - Jim and Pam must interact in network sponsored live chats to promote their documentary. Angst (and maybe some smut) ensue.

Story now complete.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Pam/Other
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: Reality Reality TV
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 51174 Read Count: 147765 ePub Downloads: 48
[Report This] Published: October 11, 2007 Updated: November 16, 2007
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Date: November 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 19: Email II

omg.. GITC.. you just killed me.. wow.. i... i love you.

Reviewer: Alie_Woos Signed
Date: November 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: TTYL

gah!! damn it! i hope you finish this before i go to NYC for 5 days!! :( soo good. you're the best hon!

Reviewer: Alie_Woos Signed
Date: November 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 21: {{{{{HUGS}}}}}}

have we mentioned how much you rock? because you do.. guh.. one more.. ::sniff::

Summary: Past Featured Story

With every choice we don't make, we create a universe...

WARNING: This is like, angst, to the tenth power, but I can promise a happy ending, if not exactly the one you might have in mind...

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 9339 Read Count: 49866 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 17, 2007 Updated: June 30, 2008
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Date: December 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Into the Rocks...

::gasps:: :o you need to finish this right now!! guh you're going to kill me with the suspense!

Reviewer: Alie_Woos Signed
Date: December 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: That will send us crashing...

oh good god, the angst! Just the thought of going through that.. wow.

Great job! =)

Summary: What happens when Jim, Pam and Roy discover www.jamfancentral.com?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim, Jim/Other, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy, Roy
Genres: Angst, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: Reality Reality TV
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 32621 Read Count: 77826 ePub Downloads: 21
[Report This] Published: November 26, 2007 Updated: April 10, 2008
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Date: March 14, 2008 Title: Chapter 20: Marissa Is In The Dark

hon, you have to continue with the story!!! pwease :3

Summary: When you're leasing from a dominatrix, paying the rent takes on a whole new meaning. Firm discipline never felt so good.
Categories: Other
Characters: Andy, Karen
Genres: In Stamford, Slash, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1910 Read Count: 2148 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 13, 2007 Updated: December 13, 2007
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Date: December 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Mistress Lila.

oh honey.. this is niiice... and i love the twist, I can so see Lila seeing him as her child in some sick way. good job! :D

Summary: Four times Jim and Pam could have gotten together and the one time that they did. This fic is based on the principle that if you miss an opportunity, there's a very good reason i.e. it would have been worse than the hand you're actually dealt. Basically, this is why the first four are angsty and the last one is fluff.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Holiday, Married, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1652 Read Count: 2651 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: December 15, 2007 Updated: December 15, 2007
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Date: December 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

"Pam ends up proposing to Jim while they’re both half asleep watching an old rerun of The Simpsons" aww, that's so.. weird but sweet.. its perfect :) 

Author's Response:

Thanks! I think those two have worked so long at DM that weird has become second nature to them. :)

Summary: Past Featured StoryJim and Pam, moments from each month, starting with May 2007.  Just sort of filling in some blanks.  Some fluff, a little angst here and there. Eventually I'll get through a whole year.  Spoilers through "The Job," I guess. 
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8301 Read Count: 11978 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: December 26, 2007 Updated: January 23, 2008
Reviewer: Alie_Woos Signed
Date: December 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: May to October

This is absolutely beautiful. Especially seeing Pam having to get use to someone not taking advantage of her. This is eloquently written. Such a perfect normal relationship. God I miss that.



Author's Response: Thanks so much, Alie.  I imagine after ten years of Roy, Pam must be in for some adjustments, most of them happy ones.  Good luck on finding a "perfect normal relationship," by the way. 

Summary:

A long time ago, a told people to send me various Office pairings and I would write four or five sentence, super-short extra-filthy fanfictions about them.

A lot of people sent me pairings and a lot of MA short filth was produced. I decided to post them here because it gives me a reason to revisit (read: EDIT) them.

There will be 9 total, maybe 11 if I decide the crappy ones deserve to see light. ;)


Categories: Jim and Pam, Other
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Hunter, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Pam, Roy, Ryan
Genres: Drabble, Dream/Fantasy, Romance, Slash, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1957 Read Count: 34468 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 27, 2007 Updated: January 01, 2008
Reviewer: Alie_Woos Signed
Date: December 31, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: How and where (Karen/Ryan/Vibrator)

::thud::

 That is all.

Summary: Andy and Angela get it on in 5 parts.

Categories: Other
Characters: Andy, Angela
Genres: Horror, Humor, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4689 Read Count: 3074 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 15, 2008 Updated: November 06, 2008
Reviewer: Alie_Woos Signed
Date: March 16, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Deprived and Depraved

OH MY GOD! </Best Dundies ever, Pam>

About DAMN time! omg.. I can't wait till the next stories.. OH, and I know HOW much more terrifying they'll be.. I just want to see which way you'll go with them. 

Glad to have you back writing for us ::salute::

Giggle Factory.

Reviewer: Alie_Woos Signed
Date: March 16, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Deprived and Depraved

Okay, I'll admit it, I posted a fake review. I had only read half the story when I posted. But that last bit, literally priceless. 

"You were warned."



Author's Response: I'm glad I never got my teeth broken like that.  ::shifty eyes::

Summary: Past Featured StoryJim and Pam are Jim and Pam, only...not really.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 30 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 77452 Read Count: 232655 ePub Downloads: 64
[Report This] Published: March 16, 2008 Updated: May 21, 2008
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Date: March 19, 2008 Title: Chapter 9: Just when I've figured out how to pretend you're out of my system, you show up and I forget.

omg... i don't think i wait.. great, one more office related thing to be ansty about... but this is great! i am loving the story, it's good different.. good job.. but hurry up!!
thank you :D

Reviewer: Alie_Woos Signed
Date: March 20, 2008 Title: Chapter 10: It's only awkward if you make it awkward...

whoa, this is gorgeous.. beautiful writing.. ::claps:: i love this line :
"staring at her like she’s told him she’s carrying his child or something."

awesome.

Reviewer: Alie_Woos Signed
Date: April 02, 2008 Title: Chapter 18: I'm dying to respond, but I promised Harold Pinter I would pause.

okay, seriously.. it's not funny anymore.. you've got to update!! it's true we've gotten use to your quick postings! and i know that somethings take a while -blah blah blah.. but come on! .. i love it :D