Ideas for Cold Openings (the pre-title gags) always pop into my head. So these will be just a bunch of teasers that, hopefully, you will find funny. I don't know how many I will post but I'll keep putting them up as they occur to me.
Mighty Mouse? How do you come up with these? Loved it!
Author's Response: lol.. You know... I have NO idea how or why that came to me. I\'m just dopey that way... Thanks!
God, I don't think anybody would ever want to know that Michael was thinking about them while he was in the shower. *shudder* Great cold opening!
I can't get over how clever all of these are! You always capture the characters perfectly.
Author's Response: Thanks so much! You guys make me better, and I mean that!
Loved the analogy. Very Andy. It even made me laugh out loud. : )
Author's Response: Thanks so much!
My favorite part was when Dwight was comparing it to how a grown man would touch a boy, and he just doesn't get what he's saying. Great job!
Author's Response: I love when they do that on the show. Michael and Dwight often never realize exactly what they are saying... thanks!
The most dangerous couple, indeed. ; ) Very funny, especially the line about ancestral mediocrity.
Author's Response: I like how that sounded too. It sounds like something stupid that Dwight would say. Thanks !
I love that he has hsi own key to get into the vending amchines. ; ) Good opener.
Author's Response: Thanks!
Those names are quite a mouthful and very, very Kelly. Great job!
Wow, levels. We're getting fancy, here. ; ) This is seriously one of the funniest stories I've read on here. I love your sense of humor.
I loved how Dwight got so upset when Michael had no clue about any of those superheroes. This is really witty and funny! Keep them coming!
Author's Response: Hey, thanks!
He should be scared after what Kevin told her. : ) Good job!
Rose : )
Tobeast. I laughed so hard. You really have a knack for these.
Author's Response: Thanks! I hope I can keep it going!
Oh, you captured Jim and Pam at the end there perfectly. I love that a movie with rabid female dingoes excites Michael. Once again, great job!
Author's Response: Thanks again! Only Michael would believe that dingoes could be in 300....lol..
Oh, got to love Dwight's obsession with Harry Potter.
It was hilarious when Dwight called her bambina. Great job!
Oh dear God, an 'Ask Dwight' box. Genius. My favorite part was the last bit about the Ewoks. I totally love this!
Author's Response: Thanks!
Ha! Go Pam! That was a really clever cold opening.
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Their dorkiness is so endearing. Loved it!
Oh Michael. Once again, great opening. : )
-Rose
10 His favorite color is 'stripes'. Oh Andy, Andy, Andy. *shakes head* But you did a great job! Very funny!
10 First, I would wake up naked in Brad Pitt’s bed (without Angelina of course).
Best line. This was really hilarious and really Kelly. Great job!
-Rose : )
Dwight's responses to the Proust Questionnaire (at least the ones he deemed worth answering)10 Very true to Dwight, you phrased things just like he would say them. Good job!
-Rose : )
Dwight and Michael answer the Proust Questionnaire. At the same time.
I changed the story title..the other one was just so..blah.
8 It's better because it's newer? *facepalm* You got Michael down perfectly. That's totally something he would say.
Rose : )
haha thanks. it took me a while to get some good "Michael Scott quotes" in there. :]
8 Very cute.
-Rose : )
10 I can't stop smiling. This was just so adorable. : )
Author's Response: Thank you! I'm gl;ad it served its purpose!
Pam and Roy are fighting when a blackout occurs at Dunder Mifflin. She begins to relize her feelings towards Jim compared to her feelings towards Roy...
Wow guys. I just read back over this uncompleted story. I apologize for how crappy it is. It's one of my first... spare me! [x
Go Pam! She really called Roy out and I could imagine her getting angry enough to say that. Great chapter! : )
Author's Response: Thank you so much, Big Tuna!:D
You're awesome!
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