Ideas for Cold Openings (the pre-title gags) always pop into my head. So these will be just a bunch of teasers that, hopefully, you will find funny. I don't know how many I will post but I'll keep putting them up as they occur to me.
Hahaha this one was really cute! Bio-Environmental Copulation Suits. LOL!
Author's Response: Thanks!
Hilarious! I love the Jim and Dwight interaction and how amused Jim is by the whole situation. He has a lot to explain to Pam later. Heehee!
Author's Response: He just can't help himself, can he? lol... thanks!
Weekends with Jim can be a terrible distraction on Monday.
10 Awww that was ridiculously sweet!! Why must Jim be so perfect??? =)
Author's Response: Because there are writers far, far more talented than I am creating him! He's not real, but lives large (TWSS) in our imaginations! Thanks so much for the sweet comment, effayoffay!
Heehee, that so cute!!
lisahoo issued a request for post-Fun Run smut. I'm breaking my self-imposed ban on posting this. See what you've made me do?
His hands are in her hair and she knows that he's lost himself and if only, oh, if only they weren't at work, she'd ease up, slow down, whisper to him, ask him questions she knows the answer to, use her tongue and lips to make it last as long as she wants, until he's pleading her name over and over.
Oh. My. God. *thud* Sooo good, so sweet yet hot at the same time, and soo well-written! Just perfect. =)
Author's Response: How fun it is to read this after all this time, FinerThings! I love when folks quote their favorite lines and when I read this, I remembered struggling over that bit - so that just makes this even better! Thanks so much for reading and commenting!
Jim and Pam's first date, and what happens at work the next dayy [:
Aww this story is so adorable!!
*happy sigh* I love the descriptions of their snuggling. So cute!
Author's Response: awhhh, thank you so much Finer Things! This was my first story and I thought i did horribly, so I'm glad to hear you enjoyed it! [:
Her light brown hair feels soft between Sasha’s fingers and her smile is oddly familiar, a memory like dust on an old book. Set about thirty years in the future.
Ooooh Sasha!! Really interesting ficlet, very unique. =)
Author's Response: Thanks!
I know this is happy-fluffy-jammy-goodness season, but I have to. I HAVE to do something angsty. Makes me feel better, brings me down from a sugar-high. All is not perfect in Jam Land.
Slight spoilers through S4 E2.
I really enjoyed this -- I'm glad you got them talking about what Phyllis and Ryan said because they're taken so lightly on the show but they bring up important issues about Pam and Jim as a couple. I like seeing them argue and make up, you know, act normal. =)
Author's Response: Thank you!
Pam and Roy are fighting when a blackout occurs at Dunder Mifflin. She begins to relize her feelings towards Jim compared to her feelings towards Roy...
Wow guys. I just read back over this uncompleted story. I apologize for how crappy it is. It's one of my first... spare me! [x
Very cute!
Author's Response: Thank you so much! :D
She nodded, "I never joke about Feng Shui."
Spoilers through "Money."
Heehee this is cute! I always wanted more Jim/Pam moments during Money. =)
Awww so sweet! =)
Super cute, and so very sweet! =)
Wow!! It was cute in the beginning, cute in the middle, and cute in the end. First bit: the green Skittles thing was so sweet, and Pam saying she walked over hot coals for Jim is priceless!! I can just imagine her holding that over his head for a while. Second one: oh-so-romantic. *happy sigh* And now I lost count, but the "sexy boy sweater" scene is super yummy. And OMG baby names!! *flails* I love how I progressed from normal review to squeeing fangirl as I went through this. LOL!
You really have a way with words. That was just lovely.
'Don't bother.' He thought to himself. Hahaha, loved it. =)
Author's Response: Hee hee, thankyou :)
*sigh* I love this story. It's so emotional and realistic and just really well-written. =)
Heehee, very cute. I always wondered why Pam would be downloading a celebrity sex tape at work. lol
I'm really enjoying this! LOL the stripper knew Ben Franklin? That's hilarious.
Kevin and Meredith? Interesting... Love all these extra scenes and moments in season four. =)
Awww anniversary-of-the-day-they-met flowers!! Why must Jim be so perfect? lol
Author's Response:
I think Jim would be the type of guy who buys flowers. Thanks for reviewing!
Ack, I can't believe Roy did that to Pam in front of the pizza boy! Poor Pam! That's terrible. But once again, super sweet Jim -- I love how he put all that together. =)
Author's Response: I know it might have been something of a stretch, but I know guys who do things like that do their girlfriends and I wanted a counterpoint to how Jim's treating her. Besides, I was curious as to why Pam didn't interact with Michael or the delivery dude during the episode. Thanks for reviewing!!
Aw, I love Jealous New Beesly too!! And I agree with her, he is kissable. Heehee! Very cute story. =)
Author's Response: Thanks! So VERY kissable.
This is a holiday inspired fic based on Season Two's Christmas Party. A look into what inspired Jim to get the teapot, and why Pam swapped Dwight for it. From there, it is an AU look at what happens when Pam realizes that Jim took back the infamous Christmas Card and why she's desperate to find out what Jim wrote.Aww the Christmas episode, great start. I always wondered if Pam saw the card and if she was curious (like the rest of us lol) to see what was in it. Looking forward to the next chapter. =)
LOL at the scene with Dwight. I love her curiosity.