Penname: mcmuffins Real name:
Member Since: August 21, 2006

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Summary: Past Featured StoryMichael decides to take his sales dream team on a little trip and pulls Pam along for the ride. Spoilers through Cocktails.
Categories: Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Bob Vance, Dwight, Jan, Jim, Karen, Michael, Pam, Pam/Other, Phyllis, Ryan, Stanley
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 44699 Read Count: 129883 ePub Downloads: 45
[Report This] Published: March 27, 2007 Updated: April 17, 2007
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Date: March 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Anybody making out in here? Not yet, give it time.

LOVE attention getting, confident Pam.  Love that Jim is jealous - ha!  Take that, Jim!  BUT, I gotta say, if Ryan cheats on Kelly, that is NOT cool.  Pam deserves better, Kelly deserves better... that's all I'm saying.  I'm so hooked on this story!



Author's Response: I love it when Pam is confident and not all meek, I hope we see more of how she was in Cocktails from now on.  Glad you're hooked!  Hope not to disappoint!

Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: March 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: I think you're thinking of the Hunt for Red October

no garbage - I love this!  I just love seeing Pam happy and confident. 


Author's Response: Thanks!  I love happy and confident Pam the best too :) She is my favorite. 

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Date: April 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 10: Well I heard they made out... and had sex.

Aw hell, I'm all into the Ryan/Pam dynamic now, and though I love him with Kelly in general, I hate to see Pam get the short end AGAIN!  Ok, maybe that's not where you're going - you have a tendency to be unforseeably creative!  Can't wait for more!

Author's Response: Am I really unforseeably creative?? That is excellent! :) Thank you!

Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: April 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 12: It's impractical, I'm not going to try to get a house like that.

My heart is breaking in three different places: one for Pam seeing who Jim really is, one for Ryan seeing who Pam can be, and one for Pam not getting it yet for herself.  But she's almost there!  She's so close!  And yeah, Jim, get it together.  I can really see where this characterization of him comes from, and I love the way you're doing it.  Because funny, light, thoughtful guys like Jim can also have the other side of being passive-aggressive, needing to be right, needing to be safe, and not noticing underlying changes in others.  (Not that I'm bitter or anything!)

Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: April 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 13: I think when I like someone again, I'll just kinda know.

No garbage throwing!  None!  Well done :)  And thanks for that pic at the end - that just makes it all work somehow!  Anyway, great job on this story.  More important to me than whether it's Ryan/Pam or Jim/Pam is that shes found her voice, she's being honest, and she's doing what she wants for herself and no one else. Yeah!

Summary:

Story formerly known as Spring Cleaning.  When he realizes she's asking him a serious question there is not even a moment’s hesitation before he answers.  “Sure.  What do you need?”  Future fluff.  Spoiler free, non-fat, as light as airy spun sugar. ;)


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Married, Romance, Steamy, Weekend
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 21874 Read Count: 34797 ePub Downloads: 9
[Report This] Published: March 28, 2007 Updated: July 30, 2007
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Date: March 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: I sing when I'm happy....

So sweet!  But, doesn't he sing "You are my lucky star, I'm lucky in your arms..."?  Maybe the title is You Were Meant for Me.  Anyway, very sweet, I love the domestic bliss.

Author's Response:

He sings both in the movie.  The scene I'm referring to has him singing You Were Meant for Me.  It's also featured in the movie The Object of My Affection and ummm...also Xanadu.  Ahem.  Anyway.  Not that Jim and Pam are anything like Jennifer Aniston and Paul Rudd as her gay best friend or Olivia Newton-John and a disco roller rink for that matter.

Geez, tangent anyone???  LOL!  ANY-WAY, so glad you liked it. :)

Summary:

Summary: "He asked that I engage the rest of the men in the office in it as a morale building exercise."

Spoilers through The Negotiation.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Andy, Creed, Dwight, Jim, Pam, Ryan, Toby
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8178 Read Count: 10717 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 31, 2007 Updated: April 13, 2007
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Date: April 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: The Bad Audience

Oh, I am SO enjoying this!  Too, too funny.  Dwight with the whole sword thing?  Ha!  Though, I'm a little pissed at assface!Jim, especially after The Negotiation... Poor Pam. She's just not getting any breaks, is she?

Summary: Written for Hiatusathon...Jim and Ryan talk about their respective partners.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Jim, Ryan
Genres: Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1542 Read Count: 2439 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 02, 2007 Updated: April 02, 2007
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Date: April 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Coffee, Tea or...

hee!  Just, hee!  I love it when people get their chops busted! 

Author's Response:

Hee!  Me too!!  Thanks mcmuffins!

Summary:

He was well aware of the fact that what he was contemplating (no, planning) could result in the loss of his job; after all, the very definition of a documentary stipulated that the cameramen not alter the natural course of events or become actively involved with the subjects in any way.

Even more than that, though, he understood that to do this would be to tread a dangerous line; it was rather like playing god in some ways.  

What if Jim could see what we've seen?

No spoilers, all speculation.   A oneshot.  Yes, a oneshot.  Seriously - it's finished.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Challenges: Internet Fanbase
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2804 Read Count: 5300 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: April 03, 2007 Updated: April 03, 2007
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Date: April 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I love this, this is really honest, especially at the end.  Is this why people make fanvids? So that if we make enough, if we believe hard enough, it will get through to our favorite fictional twosome? (Kinda like Tinkerbell, right?)

Author's Response:

Ha - it must be why people make fanvids (and I love them for doing so).  And yes, if we believe hard enough, it will happen!!  ...Either that or we threaten to pelt Greg Daniels with beets if he doesn't make it happen. :o) 

Thanks for reviewing! 

Summary: Ryan hears a burglar, and his roommate hears way too much. Spoilers for "The Negotiation."
Categories: Other
Characters: Ryan/Kelly
Genres: None
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 844 Read Count: 1146 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 05, 2007 Updated: April 05, 2007
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Date: April 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I wonder if that means we'll have a double wedding someday in hell. The bridesmaids will wear red to match the burning, burning fire.

hahahahahahaha!  I love this! 



Author's Response: Thank you so much!

Summary:

Post The Negotiation (no spoilers).

My attempt at working it all out. This will span ten chapters and will include flashbacks to previous episodes/seasons.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Darryl, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Roy, Toby
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 36956 Read Count: 86642 ePub Downloads: 27
[Report This] Published: April 07, 2007 Updated: April 27, 2007
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Date: April 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11

Oh, sigh.  Ah.  I think I was as wound up as Pam, waiting for her to come out and say it!  You really, really captured the fear, doubt and insecurity between them in all the things they say and don't say, and seriously, I think I held my breath for the entire chapter!  Really wonderful.  Annnnd now maybe I can breathe again ;)

Author's Response: Thanks so much for saying that - I'm really happy to hear it!

Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: April 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10

nooooooooo! No!  i have faith in you, girl7, but you get their tension, misunderstanding, and ways of dealing with awkwardness WAY TOO WELL!  And yeah, no matter how in sync two people can be, if they're not communicating, there is NO WAY they can understand each other.  Gah.  Please, don't leave my heart broken for too long!

Author's Response: Oh, I'm really glad to hear you say that -- thanks so much ! And I will make it better soon; I promise.... :o)  Thanks for reviewing!

Number 4 by bitterpill Rated: M [Reviews - 16] 6
Summary: Past Featured Story

Some steamy fun with Jim and Pam.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 350 Read Count: 4310 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: April 07, 2007 Updated: April 07, 2007
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Date: April 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Wow - hot!  And simple - I love that :)

Summary: Dunder-Mifflin's Quarterly Comraderie Event takes the office to basic training! Competition and hilarity ensue.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10074 Read Count: 22533 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 08, 2007 Updated: April 26, 2007
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Date: April 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3: Not So At Ease

Ma'am yes ma'am!  (Is that what you would say?)  Anyway, totally enjoying this - love the banter, the Michaelisms (Semper Fi is no mercy? hahahhaha). Oh, and the drill sergeant's I enjoy the food network totally cracked me up :)

Author's Response: So glad you're liking it :) More to come soon!

Summary: The more you know... the more you know (and a Schrute knows everything)

Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1147 Read Count: 8776 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 09, 2007 Updated: July 11, 2007
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Date: April 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1:Efficiency

So far so good!  Looking forward to see what else Dwight has to tell us :)


Author's Response:

:D thanks!

 

Summary: It takes Pam two weeks to work up her courage. Total PWP, and fluff.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3253 Read Count: 8216 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 11, 2007 Updated: April 11, 2007
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Date: April 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

this is awesome smut, because it's so much FUN!  It isn't all about the smexy, it's about the banter and the sometimes embarrassing thoughts and actions and moments, and it goes from moment to moment as you live it, sort of, instead of "wait, what???"  I'm not making any sense, but I blame you ;)  In a good way. 

Author's Response: Yay, thank you!  I really struggled with the pacing; glad to hear I got it right.

Summary: "I'm going to play a prank on Dwight, he's frustrating me today."
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Dwight, Jim, Karen
Genres: Humor, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1000 Read Count: 2154 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 11, 2007 Updated: April 11, 2007
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Date: April 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: One Way To End It

duuuuuude!  You'e right, that's one way to end it!  Are you a maniacal genius or what?

Summary: Jim has learned a lot of little things from all of his big sisters.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Childhood, Fluff, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 527 Read Count: 2828 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 12, 2007 Updated: April 12, 2007
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Date: April 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Life's Little Lessons

Aw!  I'm a little choked up :)  I especially love Jimmy bringing his sister a popsicle - I can just see him doing that solemn, dark haired 8-year-old thing kids do when they're very scared and very sad because something is wrong so they try to fix it and hold out the popsicle at arms length and really really hope that it was the right thing.  

Author's Response: Thanks! I figured it would be a few more eyars before he knew what was going on. I love the way little kids solve things. Thanks for reviewing!

Summary: Thankfully, Jim pays attention when Toby gives seminars. Takes place during "Safety Training" mild spoilers. Pure smut, no talking, no angst...
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Claustrophobic Spaces, Oneshot, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1772 Read Count: 10891 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 13, 2007 Updated: April 13, 2007
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Date: April 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Toby's not totally useless...

Hm, I'm not sure how I feel about this.  Don't get me wrong, you've done a great job (congrats on your first foray into smut!  well done!), but for me, this borders on "dubious consent."  Jim cheating on Karen and taking Pam almost by force, with no knowledge of his motives or feelings, seems OOC to me.  Maybe if there was more of a set up?  Anyway, nice smutting :)

Author's Response:

Thanks, I appreciate your honesty.

I realize it's cheating and a little forceful, but I knew if I were to mention any of that it would turn into the same "what about Karen?" "why did you leave me?" "boo hoo hoo" story that I've read a thousand times.  I just needed for my own soul to write something that avoided that all together...

besides, talking is totally overrated

thanks for reading anyway :/ 

Summary: Human love is such an interesting topic of study. Some talk about X-Files inspired this crazy idea which could only be called Bad!Fanfic.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Pam
Genres: Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Challenges: Bad Fanfic
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1032 Read Count: 1376 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 13, 2007 Updated: April 13, 2007
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Date: April 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Ha! hahahahahahahahahahahaha! JAM shipping aliens!  I love it!  Every week should have its healthy dose of CrackFic :)  But the alien!Angela at the end is what REALLY prompted that burst of laughter... Silly aliens, tricks are for kids :)

Author's Response:

Thanks! I'm happy I gave you a laugh!

Summary: Karen realizes that she's been trying to live a life that she just doesn't want anymore.
Categories: Alternate Universe, Future, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jan, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Pam
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1693 Read Count: 1901 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 14, 2007 Updated: April 14, 2007
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Date: April 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Looking to the future

This is just amazing - insightful, well written, and captures the other side of it so well.  Thanks for this!


Author's Response: Thank you so much for saying such nice things!  And thank you so much for reading!

Practical jokes by invis Rated: K+ [Reviews - 128] 30
Summary: Past Featured StoryHe should've been happy that Karen had finally warmed up to his joking ways. He wasn't.

Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9136 Read Count: 45781 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: April 14, 2007 Updated: April 28, 2007
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Date: April 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: You always paid for dinner

Ha!  I LOVE your dialog - pitch perfect between all of them!  But my favorite so far has got to be Hey, don’t be sorry for everything. You did always pay for dinner.

Author's Response: Thanks!  I thought that sounded like a Karen thing to say.  :)

Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: April 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: It's never simultaneous in real life

Boo-yah!  Nice double hat trick there!  I'm not sure what that means, but I'm loving this anyway.  I can't wait for more!

Author's Response: Bah ha ha ha ha!  Well, I think a hat trick is when you get three bulls eyes in a row.  So that's cool.  

Reviewer: mcmuffins Signed
Date: April 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Game on

Ok, i hic-giggled all the way through this!  You sure know how to bring the funny.  Keep it coming!

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Date: April 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: The Great Footy Pajama Debate

Woo!  So cute!  THIS made me laugh out loud: In all the times I’ve thought about getting inside you, I was never imagining your blog.