Penname: pamelamorganhalpert Real name: Claire
Member Since: May 01, 2009

Bio:

I'm a student living in Seattle. For a while I was only reading and reviewing, (I'm pretty shy) but then I decided to go for it and begin posting - albeit very sporadically. I still feel that I've got a long way to go in terms of my writing, but as I'm busy with school I'm content to just read, review and beta for now.

That said, I love to rock climb, travel (Europe in particular), listen to old 60's music, read all of your stories here and watch The Office, How I Met Your Mother and Gilmore Girls.

Email me anytime and I'll gladly beta for you - just know that I might be a bit preoccupied from time to time with school, but I'm still interested. My email is: pamelamorganhalpert [at] yahoo [dot] com

P.S. I saw Jenna Fischer in person in May 2010 at the world premiere of her movie 'A Little Help' and I've got a insy winsy picture on my phone to prove it (sadly no autograph...). However, I can say that I've been within a foot of Jenna, as she walked right by me to take pictures for the press.

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Reviews by pamelamorganhalpert
Summary: Fluff + Jam = Happiness. Just little phone conversations I could imagine Jim and Pam having. Spoilers through the S5.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 14239 Read Count: 49430 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 21, 2008 Updated: September 28, 2009
Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed
Date: September 28, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: I Will Share this Room with You

that was so beautiful, and i'm not in a silly mood anymore. that was just so beautiful, i love how clearly you showed their love for each other in this chapter. amazingly well done. i'd give you a 12/10 if i could. maybe a 16 since that's my favorite number.

Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed
Date: September 28, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: So I Would Choose to be with You

you are not cheesy, this is incredible! i absolutely love this, i'm dead serious.

very realistic dialog!!! and all together great idea for this story, i'm so glad you continued, and i can't believe i hadn't discovered this sooner.

nice bit about the halpert babies, i though i'd made that very clear. lol!

sorry if i don't review for a bit, i'm just taking a quick break from stupid homework and don't have much time.

Summary: This picks up post-"Job Fair" and follows through what I choose to believe happened after Toby's goodbye party.  :o) Hopefully it'll leave those of you who were disgruntled by the non-proposal in the finale...well, a little more gruntled.
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6360 Read Count: 11042 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: May 22, 2008 Updated: May 22, 2008
Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed
Date: September 01, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

oh my god, that was cute, nice job ass-kicking you guys!

Summary: "You are! God, you are so mean. I don't know if I want to marry you anymore."

Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1824 Read Count: 3066 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 25, 2008 Updated: May 25, 2008
Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed 10
Date: January 29, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: let's let forever begin right now

oh my goodness, that was absolutely adorable! very very very cute and well done. i love this side of them, and it's nice to seem them all adorable and carefree after all the stress and anxiety of season 6! great job oobadnama!

Perfect by nqllisi Rated: K [Reviews - 18] 9
Summary:

It was by far, bar none, the best moment of Jim Halpert’s life. Another proposal story.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Dwight, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 575 Read Count: 3394 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 29, 2008 Updated: May 29, 2008
Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed 10
Date: February 23, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh my goodness, that might have been one of the most perfect things I've ever read here. Let me come up with a list of why...
1. Short and sweet
2. Yet to the point
3. A Proposal Fic - therefore I love it automatically
4. The perfect capturing of Dwight's insanity
5. Dwight speaking to the police - apparently the one group of people that he things are superior to him
6. Jim and Pam overhearing Dwight and hiding in some bushes

All in all, this is fantastic, and so yeah - absolutely perfect.

Author's Response:

Oh, wow, thank you! This is an old one, but I still have a soft spot for it, myself, because of the way I got the idea (based on a true story, you know). I really appreciate you finding this and taking the time to comment! So fun!

And look how far we've come- baby!

Summary: Past Featured Story

The first week is the longest. A visit.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: None
Genres: Claustrophobic Spaces, Inner Monologue, Romance, Weekend, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2409 Read Count: 13600 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: June 01, 2008 Updated: June 02, 2008
Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed 10
Date: October 13, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Air and Water

that was great. i loved pam's chapter, you were right, women do have ALL the details! but i am one myself, so i know that, too. i like their desperation and passion, and especially how you've left so little to the imagination with such sparse dialog. this was great! nice work, colette!

Author's Response: So glad this worked for you - it was a really fun one to write. Thanks, pamelamorganhalpert!

August by Colette Rated: M [Reviews - 55] 33
Summary: The Brooklyn Bridge, a tiny elephant, dim sum, ancient Mayan princesses. Your basic Sunday in New York.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4546 Read Count: 12545 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: June 25, 2008 Updated: June 29, 2008
Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed
Date: July 07, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Over The Brooklyn Bridge

that was great! i love how you can so perfectly capture all these little vignettes of jim and pam's love for eachother and put it into one bigger story. very impressive!

Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed
Date: July 07, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Over The Brooklyn Bridge

i'm going to thank you. as i was reviewing, i began to write my first fanfic, a short, passionate oneshot. right here in the review box! so thank you. and i'll get back to your story in a little while. gotta post my first story!!! (great job, yet again, though. this really inspired me!)

Author's Response: Thanks, pamelamorganhalpert - glad to hear you were inspired.

Summary:

With the cameras around, no secret can be kept for too long.  What if things went a little differently after “Chair Model?”  How will the office react when one of our favorite couples does something drastic?


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1803 Read Count: 5226 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 27, 2008 Updated: July 13, 2008
Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed
Date: August 01, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

think i've read this before. still great stuff though. i wanna be a mrs. halpert!! or krasinski... either way, still would be awesome as kelly would say!

Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed
Date: August 01, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

so cute. "can't i kiss my wife?" best line i've ever read.

Summary: Jim wants to stop Pam's engagement to Roy, but is forced to watch it all play out because of an obligation to Roy. How far will he let it go though?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy, Roy
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 39464 Read Count: 39969 ePub Downloads: 24
[Report This] Published: August 04, 2008 Updated: February 24, 2011
Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed 10
Date: May 15, 2010 Title: Chapter 3: I can't marry you

no wonder it takes so long for you to post something - because they're so perfect and you obsess over every detail! lol. although that is extremely annoying (because i don't get to read anything), i do appreciate it because every word of this story was amazing.

just fyi, that was all meant in the most joking and sarcastic manner - just to let you know that you're amazing and i love your writing even though i've never met you. anyways, this is fantastic. i'll be sitting right here at my computer waiting to read your story whenever you feel ready to post it, because i know it will be amazing.

great three chapters and i'm glad you posted them anyways. all of your writing is fantastic, i'm sure and i'll go read it over the summer and write you reviews proving just that!

Author's Response: Thank you for that amazing review. It really helps to hear that after not posting after forever. It's like the boost of confidence I needed. haha.

Small by CallofDuty Rated: K [Reviews - 7] 5
Summary:

It's easy to feel insignificant.

Written for the 55 Words to Leave Scranton challenge.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Pam
Genres: Drabble, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: 55 Words To Leave Scranton
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 51 Read Count: 1697 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 11, 2008 Updated: August 11, 2008
Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed 10
Date: November 01, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Small

this is great! i'm amazed at how you were able to fit so many thoughts and emotions of pam's into one short drabble. great job! i think i may need to write one of these for myself!

Gifts by Vampiric Blood Rated: K [Reviews - 141] 54
Summary:

It's been three years since Jim accepted the promotion to New York.  After two years of silence, Pam sends Jim a gift.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11817 Read Count: 35778 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: August 11, 2008 Updated: October 16, 2008
Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed
Date: October 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: The Delivery

oh my god. that's all i'm going to say. must keep reading. i think i feel magnetic forcing my hand to the next button. must resist and hit submit and the 10 button.

Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed
Date: October 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: All His Questions

wow. i must admit it pained me to read that jim wanted pam to be jealous - but i can see where he was coming from. i guess i like jim always on the outside - but i don't necessarily always appreciate his motives or thoughts. but this was very well done - a chapter i would have found impossible to write but yet you seem to have done it perfectly. i'm really excited to see what happens next and how jim responds to the package and what the painting is of. probably of jim and how pam sees him in her mind. that's my guess.

okay, we must go to commercial break. what will jim do? find out after the break...

(just for a little fake dramatic effect there. kind of what was going on in my head. lol)

Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed
Date: October 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: If You Could Say It in Words...

oh my goodness. that was the most beautiful thing i've ever read. and honest to god i'm serious. how are you such an amazing writer. the best possible situation just pops into my head and you read my mind and write it down. that was so beautiful. you're description of the painting was breathtaking and the details added later were amazing. i can't wait to see how jim will react to this or what pam will do next. this was the most perfect thing i've ever read. fantastic job. i'm seriously speachless.

Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed 10
Date: October 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 4: A Wonderful Life

oh my god. that was beautiful, too. nowhere near as perfect as the last chapter but still amazing to see pam's thoughts.

wow. i just wrote a pleading paragraph for you to continue. how did i not realize that there was one more chapter? must read....

Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed 10
Date: October 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 5: What Might Have Been

wow. never mind for the pleading note to continue. i swear this was a 4 chapter story but i guess not! thank god! this was a great chapter - i love jim's analysis. i hope they actually call each other or make some type of contact. i need some of your famously (or at least in my head!) perfect dialogue!

Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed 10
Date: October 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 6: An Intensely Personal Exploration

oh my god! thank you america! (my 8th grade math teacher, from vietnam originally - so he had quite an accent - used to say that if we couldn't answer some problem that was so simple. like 7x8 in 8th grade advanced math - therefore, thank you america for writing such a great and anticipation-filled chapter! i'm so excited to keep reading!

Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed 10
Date: October 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: Finally

oh wow. that was too perfect. thank god for pam's cousin or jim might have turned around. thank you so much for writing this story - it was amazing!

and by the way, duh, they're totally getting together and they lived happily ever after as mr. and mrs. james halpert. the end.

Summary: Pam needs to know how Jim really feels, and she decides its up to her to make it happen.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11322 Read Count: 20833 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: August 12, 2008 Updated: August 19, 2008
Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed 10
Date: November 01, 2009 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5: It would have been great, but not perfect

oh wow! as much as i wanted jim and pam to uh, ahem..... i'm glad they were stopped - like you wrote it would be really sad if their first time was overturned by guilt. that said, i can't wait to keep reading!

Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed 10
Date: November 01, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Casino Night....again

oh my god, this was seriously your first story????? this is amazing so far! i can't wait to see how it continues! just fyi, i probably will hold off on reviews for a little bit - just so i can start reading. i'm really looking forward to this story, it's going to be a fun read. and for the next chapter....

Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed 10
Date: November 01, 2009 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6: Some things are never easy

*sigh*. as much as i can't stand karen, it still is heartbreaking for me to have to witness (or read) about their awful breakup. yet it had to be done so jim and pam could be together (!!!!! - hey, i'm a girl, i can't help it :), seriously) this chapter was really well written, and i can imagine it was probably hard to write - so great job! i can't wait to read the last chapter!

Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed 10
Date: November 01, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7: Just the way it should be

that was a great ending - definitely jim, as we have now seen from the 'dinner party' episode, he doesn't mind stealing things for pam, the things that are important to their relationship. great story, and this was written so beautifully!

Summary: Following his thwarted proposal in the parking lot, Jim is still intent on ending the night engaged to Pam. 
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1997 Read Count: 3319 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: August 21, 2008 Updated: August 21, 2008
Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed 10
Date: January 17, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: First Kisses

Oh my goodness, that was beautiful! Sometimes the dialog can be unbelievably unrealistic, but this was just perfect. Fantastic job! I think this is my favorite proposal story, not just choosing a different night or continuing to propose at the office, but going somewhere else, somewhere equally important to their relationship. I just can't say enough how Jim's words were so beautiful. I want somebody to say that to me!

Alright, with this happy image in my mind, I will keep doing my homework. Sadly. But happily with this image in my brain. Great job yet again!

Summary: speculation for season 5.
jim and pam in new york.
Categories: Future, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 502 Read Count: 2137 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 21, 2008 Updated: September 21, 2008
Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed 10
Date: December 16, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1.

So I guess I'm behind in the times and I hadn't read this yet... wow, I was missing out! What a great proposal ficette! I could probably dissect it and analyze why it was so good, but I really just want to say that I loved the "absolutely I will." I've always wanted to read that in a story, so thanks for making that happen. Great piece!