Penname: pamelamorganhalpert Real name: Claire
Member Since: May 01, 2009

Bio:

I'm a student living in Seattle. For a while I was only reading and reviewing, (I'm pretty shy) but then I decided to go for it and begin posting - albeit very sporadically. I still feel that I've got a long way to go in terms of my writing, but as I'm busy with school I'm content to just read, review and beta for now.

That said, I love to rock climb, travel (Europe in particular), listen to old 60's music, read all of your stories here and watch The Office, How I Met Your Mother and Gilmore Girls.

Email me anytime and I'll gladly beta for you - just know that I might be a bit preoccupied from time to time with school, but I'm still interested. My email is: pamelamorganhalpert [at] yahoo [dot] com

P.S. I saw Jenna Fischer in person in May 2010 at the world premiere of her movie 'A Little Help' and I've got a insy winsy picture on my phone to prove it (sadly no autograph...). However, I can say that I've been within a foot of Jenna, as she walked right by me to take pictures for the press.

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Summary: Aftermath of "Weight Loss": They can finally say they're everything.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Future, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: Rain
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 395 Read Count: 21951 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 27, 2008 Updated: August 01, 2009
Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed
Date: August 02, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Part 1

awww! if only jim had chosen somewhere more romantic than the gas station... nice job, these 55 worders are hard!

Author's Response: I agree! The fanfic for it would have been soo much more beautiful and romantic if only he proposed somewhere beautiful and romantic!! Thanks so much for the comment!

Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed
Date: August 02, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Part 2

nice one!

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Date: August 02, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: Part 3

the last line is beautiful, so perfect for ph&j to be!

Author's Response: Thank you so, so much! :)

Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed
Date: August 02, 2009 Title: Chapter 4: Part 4

didn't understand this one - can't you explain it to me?

Author's Response: Sure, I\'ll explain! It would have been more obvious if it could have been over 55 words! So the \"eight minutes and thirty five seconds\" thing is the time they spent in his car together. The first few chapters were in the rain, right after he proposed, but this one is a few minutes after they went into his car to, well, you know. Spend some \"time\" together. ;)

Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed
Date: August 02, 2009 Title: Chapter 5: Part 5

cute!

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Date: August 02, 2009 Title: Chapter 6: Part 6

best chapter so far. so perfectly written!

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Date: August 02, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: Part 7

ahhhhh! absolutely perfect!

Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed
Date: August 02, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Part 1

i get it now. thanks for taking the time to explain! keep going with the story, very fun to read.

Author's Response: Thank you! I\'m glad you understand it!

Summary: S5 fic. Up to and including Company Picnic.  My interpretation of thoughts and events following what we see on our TVs.  Oh and it's fluffy - as if that comes as a surprise.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Steamy, Weekend, Wet Pam/Jim, Workdays
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: Pam's Pregnancy
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 11140 Read Count: 44967 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: September 30, 2008 Updated: May 18, 2009
Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed
Date: August 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: surely I have loved you, in the idea of you, my whole life long

awww. i might have read this before, but it's so sweet! no harm in reading it again!

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Date: August 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: every day is a journey, and the journey itself is home

hehe, read this too, but i forgot. it all came back to me at the chai part, speaking of which, i'll go make some. be right back!

Summary: What happens the first time Pam sees Jim Naked.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Humor, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: First Time For Everything
Series: First Times
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1007 Read Count: 9511 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 10, 2008 Updated: October 11, 2008
Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed 10
Date: October 14, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - First Time Pam sees Jim naked

okay, so i've read this before, but who cares. this was silly and sensual, what a great and challenging to write combination! great job, this is really well done.

okay, that was just to get you to like me. now what i really want is for you to follow up on your idea you mentioned in your author's notes about making this a series of firsts. PLEASE, i'm begging you keep going, this is awesome!

or at least consider it, i really am pretty nice. or at least most people think so. and i you want a beta for continuing this, or anything at all i'd be glad to help out!

Author's Response: I definitely would love to write more of these, but I need someone to run through some ideas with someone first, so if you have AIM or MSN then add me. I'd love to brainstorm :) AIM: SnoWhiteSally MSN: cowboyfriend@hotmail.com

Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed
Date: October 15, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - First Time Pam sees Jim naked

hey, i am so eager for you continue the story i signed up for AIM! wow, i can't really believe i did that. anyway i'm: clairestar816. i'm ready to help now!

Author's Response: Hey. I'm still working on that story... I kinda got sidetracked with Ellie lol ;)

Summary: This is a little late in getting posted but it's my take on what happened at and after the gas station.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4366 Read Count: 9329 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 23, 2008 Updated: December 20, 2008
Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed 10
Date: October 11, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Like Love In A Drunken Sky

so perfect, i love how you take the scenes and continue them, which is what we all want to read! great job, and i'm going to keep reading! i wish i could sit and read all of your stories tonight, but i've got friends from high school coming tonight, so i'll save that for tomorrow!

yet again, great job with this, and i'll review after the last chapter of this story.

Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed 10
Date: October 11, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: She sits quietly there, black water in a jar

perfect, sorry i can't review, must get the place ready for my friends! this was a FANTASTIC story and was perfectly written. extra awesome for your awesome blossom, 'nice!' kevin style - that kind of amazing.

beep. end of unheard messages.

Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed 10
Date: October 11, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Confetti Falling Down All Night

ok, i know i said i wasn't going to review for this chapter, but i just had it say i loved the parts with the atm code, and the undershirt - so cute, or as jim might say, hot! love this story so much, great job! and just so you can hear more specifically what i like about your writing, instead of bits and pieces, i love the tone you use, it has no narrator, but is just so real, with the perfect amount of description. amazingly well done.

Caught You by elliehalpert Rated: K [Reviews - 3] 3
Summary: Jim and Pam's first kiss wasn't at the '05 Dundies.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Childhood, Fluff, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Challenges: Prior Meeting
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 749 Read Count: 2531 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: November 17, 2008 Updated: November 17, 2008
Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed 10
Date: February 04, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Catch Me

First timer at fluff, eh? Seriously, this was awesome!

SHIMMY: It's a small world, after all, it's a small world, after all, it's a small, small world..... It's a small world, after all, it's a small world, after all, it's a small, small world....

PAMEWWWAAAAA: Shut up Little Shimmy...

Aww, so cute! I love this! How did Pam know it was Jim, though?? They should have talked, pondered, but then again, they are smart soul mates here, they'll find their way to each other because 'It's a small world, after all, it's a small world, after all, it's a small, small world!'

You know have that song stuck in my head... The closest thing I have in common with Jim Halpert aka John Krasinski... sigh...

(sorry this was so long, i'm tired, therefore blabbering ensues)

Summary: Past Featured Story"It's always been Jim and Pam." What if it always was? What twists and turns do a lifelong friendship take? A story of Jim and Pam and love, in varying incarnations.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Andy, Angela, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Katy, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Roy
Genres: Childhood, Drama, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Mild sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 42756 Read Count: 99326 ePub Downloads: 40
[Report This] Published: November 29, 2008 Updated: March 03, 2010
Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed
Date: February 01, 2010 Title: Chapter 18: It's not over till you both get your cookies

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH! M. G. Scott style, duh.

Utter brilliance is all I want to say before beautiful this image escapes my mind...

Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed
Date: January 21, 2010 Title: Chapter 16: She was on fire and wild and American

Lol, lol. I loved this! I loved this! I loved this! I loved this! I loved this! I loved this! I loved this! I loved this!

That was funny, um... interesting... and did I mention hilarious??? I LOVED that last bit on the roof, "it's... it's... BIG!" I seriously almost dropped my computer, that was hilarious!

Okay, really, I promise I'm not that sick, but that was just hilarious.

Can't wait for the next chapter, and go away Karen and Toby! and Meredith, too. YUCK YUCK YUCK!

Author's Response: Oh no, I like good JAMporn too. No shame in it.

Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed
Date: February 05, 2010 Title: Chapter 19: Just a boring old trip to Boscov's

That was the best chapter ever! At first I was a little concerned they were so casual when they first met up at Boscov's, but the kissing/tie scene was PERFECT! Great job, this was awesome! I can't wait to see how you progress this and show Jim and Pam in their relationship, this is always a fun read! And thanks for all the quick updates, I appreciate them!

Author's Response: Yeah... I was kind of playing with y'all about whether they were really a couple now or if they'd just had an intense night a few months back. But no, they've just been keeping it a secret... guess the cat's out of the bag now.

Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed
Date: February 08, 2010 Title: Chapter 20: Unleashing the beast

My goodness! Dirty yet.... entertaining. Wow. That was... good...! Lol. I must admit, as much as this was fantastic, I really like the chapters like the previous one the best, when they're just being Jim and Pam - picking out ties for example. I guess I actually like both styles of chapter content. I can't wait for the next chapter, great job!

Author's Response: Yeah, it's hard to accurately imagine what they're really like behind closed doors together. Plus no couple is always sweet or always wild. I imagine that Jim and Pam can get a little crazy from time to time, so this is definitely a portrayal of their more daring sides. But as a rule, my favorite thing to write is the banter, that line of communication between them that says no matter what, they'll always be best friends (thus not being able to resist the urge to add a little in at the end). That also comes more naturally. This... let's just say I had to dig into every bag of dirty tricks I had.

Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed 10
Date: February 25, 2010 Title: Chapter 23: The strawberry pie incident

Oh my goodness, that was adorable. Man, Jim certainly is a six year old to drink four sodas and then buy even more. But buying the sun chips slightly makes up for that fact, lol! I absolutely loved the two scenes with the parents, very well done. The little line of Jim calling Ed 'sir' was hilarious, as was Larissa telling Pam she called her mom now. Great chapter and I'm going to be so sad when this story is over!

Author's Response: Guys never learn, do they?

Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed 10
Date: March 03, 2010 Title: Chapter 25: If I can fix every detail of this time in my mind, I can keep this moment always

Oh my goodness, that is so adorable! I've absolutely loved every chapter of this story, and if I had more time I'd write an entire chapter on how awesome this story it. Sadly, I must get back to homework, but know that I've loved this story thoroughly! I loved that last line, what a full circle we've made!

Author's Response: Thanks so much for reading and for your encouragement along the way. I'd love to hear any further thoughts if you'd like to share them, but I'm so glad you were happy with the ending. Good luck with the homework!

Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed 10
Date: March 01, 2010 Title: Chapter 24: This is what they mean by TMI

LOL, that was hilarious! I'm so glad I'm at home or I would have had about 20 weird looks because I started laughing as loud as possible when I got to the Ms. Lapin... Mrs. Vance... Phyllis part. Hilarious. What a cute chapter, and I love seeing the flashback of their past. Very nicely done! I also loved this line, you've got a great sense of humor!

'Going from friends to more always seemed to be a point of disaster on television, but for he and Pam, it had just felt like adding more whipped cream to the kick ass sundae that was their friendship.'

Great job, and I can't wait to read what comes next!

Author's Response: Unfortunately, that line made me want an ice cream sundae, so I was sort of pissed at myself for it. But I'm glad you liked it!!

Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed 10
Date: February 14, 2010 Title: Chapter 21: Hearts and rabbits and monkeys, oh my

Eh hem... wow. Fluff and steam much??? Lol, that was, uh... interesting... keep going! I loved the scene on the phone with Jim's parents, Larissa saying Jim was making a cake and Jim's dad's reaction, lol! Great story! Great chapter!

Author's Response: Yep, I like to fluff and steam like a laundromat.

Reviewer: pamelamorganhalpert Signed 10
Date: February 20, 2010 Title: Chapter 22: This is the way you get the milk

Lol, wow, that last scene was hilarious! Actually the last two, I cracked up when I thought that Jim was going to be feeding Pam pizza like a lion feeding her cubs. Okay, that's gross now - yes, I'll shut up!

Also, I did find one typo - you had a 'to' before and after a word, but I'm sorry - I can't remember where it was. I should have written it down... But just FYI, there is one somewhere (and I know that it's towards the right side of the page, if that helps!).

Anyways, great chapter, very well written and funny and I can't wait for more!

Author's Response: Thanks! I went back and fixed it. I also realized I'd messed up the apartment numbers, so I switched that as well.