Penname: TheRealLifeHalperts Real name: Kelly
Member Since: May 11, 2009

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Summary: Jim must deal with a family crisis.  Pam helps him to get through it.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 41 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 79354 Read Count: 184380 ePub Downloads: 47
[Report This] Published: January 21, 2008 Updated: February 05, 2011
Reviewer: TheRealLifeHalperts Signed
Date: September 22, 2009 Title: Chapter 33: Trust Yourself

I am so glad you are continuing on with this story! I can't wait to read more!

Author's Response:

Thank you very much!  It's fiscal year end at my job and I'm about to turn in my two weeks notice tomorrow.  Really bad timing turnover-wise but it's a great offer and I'm very excited!  Anyway, I'm going to be SWAMPED for the next two weeks trying to get everything done.  Chances are very good that I won't be able to post the next chapter for about a month.

Thanks for taking the time to leave your thoughts.

Reviewer: TheRealLifeHalperts Signed 10
Date: October 22, 2009 Title: Chapter 34: He Wouldn’t Touch Her

Yay yay yay yay yay yay!!! I am dying to find out what happens next!

Author's Response: All your yay's gave me a big smile!  Thanks.  Next up soon...

Reviewer: TheRealLifeHalperts Signed 10
Date: October 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 35: You're a Piece of Work, Halpert

Awesome. You know I love this story :)
SO glad Jim is finally free from Karen. Hmmmm, I wonder what will happen from here!

Author's Response: Thank you!

Reviewer: TheRealLifeHalperts Signed 10
Date: December 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 36: Love Is an Action

So sorry I didn't review sooner, I love this story and can't wait for more! The angst is driving me crazy, but your so good a writting it!

Author's Response: Thank you. I appreciate the note.

Reviewer: TheRealLifeHalperts Signed 10
Date: February 08, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

VampiricBlood where are you? Please come back to this story!

Reviewer: TheRealLifeHalperts Signed 10
Date: February 10, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

YAY!!!!

Author's Response: Thanks!

Reviewer: TheRealLifeHalperts Signed
Date: May 11, 2009 Title: Chapter 29: Rings

You have got to keep going with this story, I have been following it for a while and it is so good! You're writing is wonderful, fluid and easy to read. I can't wait to see what happens!

Author's Response: Thank you!  for once I can say that I have been working on the next chapter ... instead of some far off future one.  I've been going back & forth about its structure but I'm writing now.  Hopefully not TOO long till I can send to the beta posse and post it.

Summary: Past Featured Story"It's always been Jim and Pam." What if it always was? What twists and turns do a lifelong friendship take? A story of Jim and Pam and love, in varying incarnations.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Andy, Angela, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Katy, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Roy
Genres: Childhood, Drama, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Mild sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 42756 Read Count: 99330 ePub Downloads: 40
[Report This] Published: November 29, 2008 Updated: March 03, 2010
Reviewer: TheRealLifeHalperts Signed 10
Date: February 09, 2010 Title: Chapter 20: Unleashing the beast

I just read this story for the first time and I am totally hooked. Awesome!

Author's Response: Thanks so much! I'm glad you like it. Hope to hear from you again.

Summary: "A healthy body is a guest chamber for the soul: a sick body is a prison." -Francis Bacon

Jim has been sick for most of his life. When he takes a turn for the worse he never expected Pam to be there with him the whole time.

Pretty AU from 2nd Season


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 23743 Read Count: 75275 ePub Downloads: 9
[Report This] Published: February 14, 2009 Updated: December 17, 2009
Reviewer: TheRealLifeHalperts Signed 10
Date: October 05, 2009 Title: Chapter 14: Guess I Can Dream

Yay! Jim's getting better! Love it!

Sociology 101 by BigTuna Rated: MA [Reviews - 110] 72
Summary: Completed as of 2/16/2018. A look at a younger, AU version of Jim and Pam as they go through college at a small liberal arts school somewhere in Pennsylvania.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Andy, Angela, David Wallace, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Katy, Kelly, Michael, Pam, Roy, Ryan, Todd Packer
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 46145 Read Count: 47470 ePub Downloads: 26
[Report This] Published: March 17, 2009 Updated: February 16, 2018
Reviewer: TheRealLifeHalperts Signed 10
Date: May 16, 2009 Title: Chapter 11: I Can't

Can't wait for another update! Great AU, you're keeping the charecters pretty consistent with their on screne counter parts, good job! And congrats on getting engaged :)

Two by yanana Rated: M [Reviews - 108] 49
Summary: Begins the night of the episode, the Job. A bump in the road for Jim and Pam now that they're finally together.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: One to Ten
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 36391 Read Count: 40389 ePub Downloads: 17
[Report This] Published: May 02, 2009 Updated: August 06, 2010
Reviewer: TheRealLifeHalperts Signed 10
Date: May 12, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Love it! Can't wait to read more :)

Author's Response: Thanks. =)

Summary: Jim and Pam go through something difficult. No spoilers just yet, but maybe in future chapters.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Married, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 9340 Read Count: 11938 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 19, 2009 Updated: June 07, 2009
Reviewer: TheRealLifeHalperts Signed
Date: May 20, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Okay you've got me intreagued!

Author's Response: Yay!! Hope you keep reading, TRLH!! :)

Summary: This is just some fun I had while riffing on that first JAM scene from CP. The idea of Jim doing these things makes me inappropriately kind of giddy. Spoilers through the S5 Finale and lots of AU.
Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Humor, Married, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 988 Read Count: 3915 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 20, 2009 Updated: May 20, 2009
Reviewer: TheRealLifeHalperts Signed 10
Date: May 21, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This was cute, totally made me smile :)

Author's Response: Aw, glad I could make you smile! Sounds like a good thing to me. :-)

Summary: "They agreed not to tell anyone for a little while, because this was theirs, only theirs, and so few things were just theirs that they wanted to keep this one to themselves."


Okay, I just couldn't resist. Spoilers through the end of season 5.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 863 Read Count: 2777 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 20, 2009 Updated: May 20, 2009
Reviewer: TheRealLifeHalperts Signed
Date: May 21, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: They will see us waving from such great heights

I haven't read the story yet but I just had to say that I sing that song to my daughter's every night :) It was my husband's and my first dance song at our wedding :)

Purple by yanana Rated: MA [Reviews - 17] 13
Summary: I guess you could call this honeymoon smut. I'm such a classy girl.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Married, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy, Travel
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3852 Read Count: 5106 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 16, 2009 Updated: October 16, 2009
Reviewer: TheRealLifeHalperts Signed 10
Date: October 16, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Loved it!

Summary: Ever notice how Jim always keeps his hands in his pockets? That's no accident.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1704 Read Count: 6069 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 20, 2009 Updated: October 21, 2009
Reviewer: TheRealLifeHalperts Signed 10
Date: October 22, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Great job! This is so sweet. I loved it ;)

Author's Response: Thanks so much for letting me know! :D

Summary: Jim on his way back. Post Beach Games
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 944 Read Count: 3703 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 28, 2009 Updated: November 08, 2009
Reviewer: TheRealLifeHalperts Signed 10
Date: October 29, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Loss of circulation

I love the metaphor to the limb falling asleep! Great little piece! I for one would love to see some more added to it!

Author's Response: Thanks! I think I'll definitely continue.

Reverie by Dedeen Rated: T [Reviews - 10] 11
Summary: Jim re-lives some past angst. Season 6 fluff included. Jim's POV
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Dream/Fantasy, Fluff, Married, Oneshot, Pregnancy/Babies
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3630 Read Count: 3519 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: December 20, 2009 Updated: December 21, 2009
Reviewer: TheRealLifeHalperts Signed 10
Date: December 24, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

That was great. Great story and well written.

Summary: When Pam wakes up in the hospital, her entire world is backwards. Literally. Gone is her life with Jim, and she is in a life she thought she left long ago. The worst part? Apparently, the last three years were all a dream. 
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy, Roy
Genres: Drama
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6541 Read Count: 4092 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 03, 2010 Updated: March 03, 2010
Reviewer: TheRealLifeHalperts Signed 10
Date: February 13, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Good job, looking foward to the next chapter!

Author's Response: Thanks! It should hopefully be up soon.

Summary: "Have you heard anything about any secret office romances?" "You tell me. What -- you do mean you and Jim, right?" Spoilers for season two. Email Surveillance ends up differently. Lame title, I know.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 888 Read Count: 2337 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: February 17, 2010 Updated: February 17, 2010
Reviewer: TheRealLifeHalperts Signed 10
Date: February 17, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Yes, definetely more of how this episode should have gone :)