I don't know why I haven't reviewed for this story before - but then again, you can take it as a compliment - if I haven't given a monster-review for a story, it's either because I love it so much I can't even start being intelligible about it, or I absolutely loathe it - and I assure you you're closer to the former category. ;)

Absolutely brilliant. I loved this chapter - Jim's perspective, and the if p, then q, and by far one of the most amazing things I have ever seen:
Phantom bruises, he thought. She was always giving him phantom bruises.
because that is - perfect Jim/Pam.

Actually I love so many things about it that I couldn't possibly begin to say all of it - but keep writing, because I'm drinking all of this in and loving the whole thing to bits. :D 

It's people like you that keep making me fall for Jim! - it's not funny, I can probably never look at other guys properly ever again. 

Anyway, adore this to bits. You're my go-to author for Teh Fluff - you are amazing at this. And their discussion on the brownstone and the question and then the Tiffany's and the Elaine and - oh, eesh, I already can't wait for an update.

And the ring looks freaking gorgeous.  

OMG, I LOVE THIS. I'm already feeling unbelievable amounts of hyper because I just rewatched the scene for the first time in three days because my computer wasn't working, and I'm also hyper because I cut my hair short, and I'm also hyper because I'm listening to old songs like The Twist and ShBoom and I'm also hyper, I think, because I may be channeling Kelly, or DRUNK.

But how much do I love this?! Unbelievable amounts. The high! The drunkenness! I can just imagine him grinning so much his teeth freaking hurt, and calling Pam in his high and being nuts and saying only the girls I like-like, and saying Pam? five or six times, and going i'm going to kiss you, akjslkdajsd can I kiss you? asdjaklsdjals and it's just - wow. And the Mark and hee, the Lisa, and the Mark!! I adore this, so much. I can't even begin to say how much I love this. And adore this. And want to hug this and hug Jim and hug Jim. 

I'm grinning so much I'm going to break my face.

He is so drunk. Thank you for writing this and posting this because ajskldasjkdlasjdklajsld - YES.

OK, OK, OK, OK [/Kelly] I hadn't read this at all because I was overseas [and dying of starvation] 'till last morning but I came on MTT and I noticed THIS and I read everything in about forty-five minutes and I am in love. Seriously. This is - amazing. There's no Dunder Mifflin but the characters are all there and I'm so, so in love with this, and the - everything. 

AND I LOVE THAT YOU'VE POSTED 14 CHAPTERS in EIGHT DAYS. You are made of more awesome than this story. OK?

OK.

Anyway I love the JAM - first of all, Pam, because I like to believe that even if she'd never met Jim, she'd have enough sense not to go with it.

And Jim - I wouldn't at all be entirely surprised if he divorced Karen? AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT? And that would fit perfect, too, because they may be able to work for a while, but they're also not the kind of couple who'd be able to work long-time - they're too similar but they're different too.

And finally, raunchy? Bring on your worst [or best, asjdskjal] because your smut is some of my favourite smut, and I love this story, so favourite!smut in love!story would be all kinds of amazing. :P

Alright, now that I'm sure I've scared you senseless, I'm going to go read this again, or something.  

Are you kidding me? You know I love your stories enough to want to know what happens next - pronto. And this one is seriously no exception, because I'm literally bouncing in my seat, and I was squealing it'sjimit'sjimit'sJIM, so. :P Does that prove things?

I love! Can't wait to see what's happened and what happens and what'll happen, too.  

We hope, too.

Love this, of course - you have a writing style that's unlike nearly everyone else's here, and it's just exuding a quiet, lovely feel of things, and it's amazing. I also adore what you write, not just how you write it - saying Jim dips his head [which fits better than any word I've known - why haven't I seen that used as a description before?!] and she nods - that's the perfect way of describing things. And how they smile and thank each other and there're favours. 

Love this. Seriously. We hope, too. A lot.  

This, with the title, is one of the first fics that had me snorting in my seat. Amazing. I love this. You, Moxie, are made of awesome. 

Author's Response: and you, dear moofoot, are made of awesome for leaving such a sweet review!  so glad you liked it!

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I love this - it's not just the idea that they pass their days in the office thinking of their future together, because there they're allowed to dream [if only to save themselves from boredom and falling asleep], leaving and forgetting those dreams, and coming back the next day and have the same thing happen all over again. It's not just that - it's the amazing descriptions and the way everything flows and melds together. It's the right amount of hope and happy and some sad, which is closer to Season 2's dynamics than S3's, which I missed. I love this! I adore this, I really do. 

Awesome, amazing, gorgeous story. :D 

Damn it, is it Karen? Is it Karen? Is it Karen? OH. It could be Roy and Karen conspiring, or something. 

You know what, now I'm convinced it's Karen. It's Karen, it's Karen, it's Karen.  

Oh, my God, I hate how caught up I am in this. It's the fiction version of a fictional thing and I'm way too absorbed for it to be considered healthy.  

When I am about to die, I stop being about to die, and be awesome instead. True story. [even if it makes no. sense.]

This was amazing, by the way. I love what you've got of Pam's voice, here - that constant, nagging feeling, reminding her this is Jim, this is Jim - and I adore that you don't just point out different things between Roy and Jim, but things that are slightly similar - the nose-smushing, for one. And I loved her knowing him, what she knew of him, what she didn't, what he makes her feel when telling her how he feels. Your writing style is lovely and so Pam at the same time, I love it. eck, I can't get over how well you've gotten her.

See I've had a problem since watching the ending episodes of season three - I can no longer read the fics about happy-ever-afters before those episodes happened, because I want her to grow up and be what she is now, all Fancy and New, and I want Jim to realise what he is with and without her on his own, and anything before those, it just seems like cheating the characters now, you know? But somehow I love this. It's - perfect. I can deal with this. 

Write more while you wait. Argh, it's still a day and a half away!

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LMAO, this was freaking brilliant. The over-the-top missions, the anti-climax end to little tasks, the BACKPACK, the planning of the mission even though the way to go is CLEARLY. THERE.

LOVED this.

I'm so amused, I keep snorting at random intervals.

I almost expected Pam to go oh, mmaaannnnn!! or Dwight to count, y'know, or something, but the reason I was disappointed when I didn't see them was because I was clearly expecting them, because everything else in this was THERE, and aksjdaklsdjals I LOVE this. I love, love, love this.

I'm going to go read this again and then show it to my sister. Blue's Clues next? ;)

Because it's all LJ and we're allowed to have comment-threads of nonsense -
OK, you know what, you're right, you probably wouldn't get much of a job if you're drunk, drugged and dead. Or maybe it's because you're not on drugs that you have a problem, here. [If you want drugs, there was this man at Poor Richard's selling 'em, and he says he works at a paper company. Old guy, balding, and he looks kind of insane? You may know him.]

Or just get your shit together and try to look happy, or something. One day you may end up having to act all the time, you never know. Better start training now.