Penname: lisahoo Real name:
Member Since: October 18, 2006

Bio:

Not an author, but a CRAZED reader. OK, now I have written a little something. A very little something. Now I can sit at the cool table with Katy.

I wanted to let you writers know how much I appreciate the band-aids you have created for my broken JAMmy heart....


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Reviews by lisahoo
Summary: The branch scores a trip to Walt Disney World, thanks to an amazing deal by Michael (and a semi-plausible explanation by Little Comment!). Same office workers, new place...hijinx a-go-go.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Angela/Andy, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Holly, Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Kelly/Darryl, Kevin, Meredith, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Ryan, Stanley
Genres: Humor, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 62605 Read Count: 74996 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: September 05, 2008 Updated: October 13, 2008
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: October 02, 2008 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16

Holly's arrival does add some lightness -- she's so... great.  And she does make Michael forget to be such a jackass.  Win.

I loved the little Jim/Dwight bonding.

Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: October 13, 2008 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18

Yay!  Happy endings all around!  (And shirtless Jim, so bonus!!)


Author's Response: Mmhmm! You can never really go wrong with that. ;) Thanks for supporting this silly venture!

Summary: Pam goes to New York and realizes some things.  Jam fluff oneshot, all the way.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2035 Read Count: 4748 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 08, 2008 Updated: September 08, 2008
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: September 08, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Le Sigh.  Love this little peek into a side of Pam we don't get to see on the show.  Who's to say that a few months in NYC won't open her eyes to some of the other things she wants in her life.  And that doesn't preclude Jim.  

Your writing in this is like poetry, BTW.  So vivid and evocative. 

Of Course by Coffeevixen Rated: T [Reviews - 21] 15
Summary: Past Featured Story"Of course he’d heard that the wedding was off."
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1589 Read Count: 3639 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 08, 2008 Updated: September 08, 2008
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: September 08, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Guh.  If only. 

Man, S3 still has lots of angst to wring of it, doesn't it?  Nicely done, Coffeevixen.

Summary:

He says he’s never loved her more than he does today, the first day she’s not wearing matching underwear.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2344 Read Count: 5785 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 13, 2008 Updated: September 13, 2008
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: September 14, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Car Crash Underwear

Guh.  This was lovely fluff.  And a sweet thought for those of us who are past caring if our underwear matches.  I bet they both walked around in a state of 'pinch me, I must be dreaming' for quite a while.  I would.


Author's Response: Thanks so much lisahoo. Yeah, I think their early relationship was just full of little \'pinch me\' moments :)

Summary:

"And it wasn't even a good beard." Pam isn't happy with Jim's new look


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Married, Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1777 Read Count: 4724 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 15, 2008 Updated: September 15, 2008
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: September 16, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Oh holy God, what is that?

Hee.  They are cute torturing each other.  But worse than the beard was the scraggly hair.  Eek!

Summary: “Didn’t Michael say Toby was in a plane crash?” For the "No, I'm not dead" challenge.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Future
Characters: Ensemble, Toby
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: No, I'm Not Dead
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 685 Read Count: 2567 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 21, 2008 Updated: September 21, 2008
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: September 21, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Aw, poor Toby.  The proverbial kicked puppy dog.  Nicely done, lis.


Author's Response: Thank you! Yeah, I had fun writing this (ensemble pieces are challenging but fun), but I guess I was pretty hard on poor hangdog Toby. Thanks, again!

Write to Me by Sweetpea Rated: T [Reviews - 90] 47
Summary: Past Featured Story

Jim Halpert is a high school English teacher starting a new life at a new school in a new town.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Other, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Humor, Poetry, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12002 Read Count: 23483 ePub Downloads: 12
[Report This] Published: September 21, 2008 Updated: October 27, 2008
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: September 21, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Shipping Out

Guh.  Does that tell you anything?

I just love the rhythm of this -- it's like a swoony, sad love song.  Peppered with sharp jabs of the SweetPea wit.

The mopey, forlorn English teacher needs the love of a curly-haired art teacher to mend his broken heart.



Author's Response:

Thank you so much for this, but mostly for always being SO encouraging.  I know I've promised you some steamy stuff a million times and instead I wrote this, after months and months of dithering over it.  This isn't really what I originally had in mind, but I'm so glad you're enjoying it.  I hope you keep reading and look out for that girl with curly hair - she's really something! 

Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: September 27, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: Fictional Futures

Guh.  The girl with curious hair. 

Have I told you lately I love the footnotes?   



Author's Response: Have I told you lately how much I love you?  Even if I have, it doesn't hurt to say thanks again for always being such a great reader and reviewer.  How serendipitous is 'girl with curious hair'?  God, I wanted to weep when that line just fell off my fingers.  Chapter 3 this weekend.  Promise.

Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: October 13, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: The Nature of Fun

Wow.  That observation about the brief interviews & the talking heads is sort of creepy.  

I can't blame Pam for wanting to heal the broken heart of cute Mr. Halpert & scaring the crap out of him.

I hope they don't get to ski much.  Like in the Poconos, only better.

Seriously, I couldn't review for a while because all my words are lame.  This is so freaking good -- well worth all the TLC. 



Author's Response: When the BI-TH similarity came to me, lisa, it was like a 2X4 between the eyes.  It is a little creepy!  Like the Poconos, only now with LESS ROY!  Thanks o much for this and just knowing you're reading and enjoying is enough for me.  I haven't forgotten the promise to you and EH, so after this is done, it's back in the gutter for me!  :-*

Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: October 27, 2008 Title: Chapter 5: Epilogue

Whoa, I helped make this chapter happen?  Then I have done my part to make the universe a better place.

Seriously, you thunk it up, I just followed orders.  Thanks for taking me along for the ride.  It was worth feeding my kids chicken nuggets, again.

BTW -- you make me want to attempt Infinite Jest

Cannot wait to see what your warped & wonderful mind comes up with next. 



Author's Response:

Look, those little girls are just going to have to suck it up and eat the nuggets once in awhile if their mom is an Artiste!  I can't thank you enough for all your time and effort.  I could have just written about the book but this takes 'show don't tell' to a different dimension.  As long as we're in cyberspace and we have hypertext and graphics and all those cool toys to play with - why not?  

There is no way I can put you and EH off any longer.  My warped mind is going straight to the gutter.  See you there, my friend!  And thank you so much! 

Summary: Angela wants to call off her wedding. So, naturally, she turns to Pam for advice.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Angela, Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1443 Read Count: 1650 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 23, 2008 Updated: September 23, 2008
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: September 23, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Yes, I cannot wait to see what comes of the pickle Angela finds herself in for S5.  This ought to be good.

Author's Response: Oh I know.  I have to say that normally I am mostly looking forward to finding out about Jim & Pam, but this year I can't wait to see what happens with nearly every character. This is gonna be great!  Thanks for reading and reviewing, lisa!

Summary:

Pam always calls her mom at the big moments. Takes place immediately following "Weight Loss."


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Other, Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 239 Read Count: 3479 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 26, 2008 Updated: September 26, 2008
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: September 26, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Guh, aren't we all just goofy happy?!?

Author's Response: Damn straight, we are! EEEEEE! Yay!

PH by beruco Rated: MA [Reviews - 33] 24
Summary: A fluffy drabble and its smutty counterparts. Spoilers for "Weight Loss."
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2223 Read Count: 10674 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: September 26, 2008 Updated: September 29, 2008
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: September 26, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Texting and Driving

Hee!  I was wondering if there wasn't some backseat lovin' going on.  And whose car it was in.  Nice to see you back, Beruco!

Author's Response: Good to be back. Already working on the more adult counterpart to this little ditty.\r\n\r\n:D

Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: September 26, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Texting and Driving

Aha -- what happens in the shadow of the dumpster -- or hot monkey love in a too-small dorm bed?

Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: September 30, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: One Belligerent RA

Yes, soy milk girl must be made to pay.

I know Jim likes ESPN and all, but I think he likes Pam more.  A LOT MORE.  

P.S.  Feel free to add smutty little vignettes to this as the mood strikes.  No show this week, so we've all got some time to fill.   

Maybe Not by larrymcg Rated: K [Reviews - 17] 11
Summary: 55 words of Roy's thoughts. Set during Weight Loss.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Roy
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 57 Read Count: 2474 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 26, 2008 Updated: September 26, 2008
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: September 26, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Bwah!  Larry, always looking out for the other guy.

P.S. Jim's is bigger. 

Summary: The aftermath of Jim and Pam's lunch meeting. Set during the events of episode 5x01, "Weight Loss".
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Romance, Steamy, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1014 Read Count: 3554 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: September 26, 2008 Updated: September 26, 2008
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: September 26, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh.  My.  Fogging up the windows of the Saab.  Niiiiice.

Summary: And yet another aftermath story for the episode Weight Loss! I've been waiting a long time to use the wet Jim/Pam category!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1182 Read Count: 4580 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 27, 2008 Updated: September 27, 2008
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: September 27, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Yeah, Jim needs like a stretch limo or something in order for it to big enough for sex.  And you can bet your ass he turned right around as soon as the weigh in was over and took his cute little ass back to NYC.

Got Me by bashert Rated: T [Reviews - 28] 18
Summary: Past Featured StoryPost- "Weight Loss."

I'm jumping on the happy bandwagon.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 884 Read Count: 6900 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 27, 2008 Updated: September 27, 2008
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: September 28, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: I can hear your heartbeat where I lay my head

The epic-ness of the ring on her finger.

Damn straight.  We get that it's JIM.  And all our asses are kicked.  Nicely done, bashert. 



Author's Response: Thanks! My ass is kicked for sure. Oh Jim. I love that I can\'t look at rest stops the same way now.

Love, Translated by beruco Rated: K+ [Reviews - 10] 17
Summary: A phone call. Post-Weight Loss.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 336 Read Count: 3370 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 28, 2008 Updated: September 28, 2008
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: September 28, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I want to have sex with you right now. 

BWAH!  I think that's what they all mean.

Summary: Just joining in the post-Engagement fun! "Spoilers" through Weight Loss. 
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 808 Read Count: 4265 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 28, 2008 Updated: September 28, 2008
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: September 28, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: My Sweet Dream

Oh my, already making Jam!Babies (I hope).

Thanks for the happy post-proposal fic.  I wonder if Jim will tell Pam how long he's been carrying that ring around? 

Summary: S5 fic. Up to and including Company Picnic.  My interpretation of thoughts and events following what we see on our TVs.  Oh and it's fluffy - as if that comes as a surprise.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Steamy, Weekend, Wet Pam/Jim, Workdays
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: Pam's Pregnancy
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 11140 Read Count: 44871 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: September 30, 2008 Updated: May 18, 2009
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: November 18, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: every day is a journey, and the journey itself is home

Wow. I cannot WAIT to see Pam's first look at the loony bin that is the Scranton office.  

Sorry you're having insomnia, glad to be reaping the benefits, though.

There IS no place like home, no? 



Author's Response:

Me either!

At least I'm doing something productive. 

And yes.  There's no place like home.  :)

Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: September 30, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: surely I have loved you, in the idea of you, my whole life long

*melts*  There can never be too much proposal fic from my favorite writers.  Never.  We've waited almost as long as Jim has, after all.

Totally kicked everybody's asses.  Well done, xoxoxo. 



Author's Response: That's the kind of thing I love to hear.  Thank you Ms Hoo!  I'm so glad you liked it.

Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: December 29, 2008 Title: Chapter 5: It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air

Guh, that's all I care about, too.

Oh, and I really like the idea that Pam gave Jim the blue striped scarf.  But then I'm a little sad he doesn't wear it anymore.

Feel free to feed us these sweet little cupcakes anytime, xoxoxo.



Author's Response:

I know.  Let's get on with it already.  LOL! 

I wanted to put some light in S3.  I wanted to give Pam a teensy bit of home because I felt so bad for her that day. sniff sniff.  I have my fingers crossed we'll see the scarf again someday.

Thanks Lisa.  Will do. :)