18Summary: A response to BeckySue's "The Weather Outside is Frightful" challenge, set... well, yesterday, actually.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: The Weather Outside Is Frightful
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1839 Read Count: 4774 ePub Downloads: 2
Penname: lisahoo Real name:
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[Report This] Published: January 07, 2009 Updated: January 07, 2009
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: January 07, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: January 07, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Yes, NYE elopement. I'm all for it, as long as we get a photo or something. Jim in a wedding band= totally effing hot. I hope it's part of his wardrobe for S6.
Author's Response: I have told dear Mr. Talkative (who, impossibly, got 50% more handsome the second I put that ring on him) that there is nothing hotter than a good-looking man wearing a wedding ring. My more feminist and liberal sensibilities are powerless in the face of it. Guh. Thanks for your review, lisa. I\'m going to go kiss my husband now.
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Other, Pam/Other
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12043 Read Count: 21678 ePub Downloads: 0
It's not so much that she hates the house - she does, but it's not so much that as it is that he purchased a house without without so much as mentioning it to her beforehand. But she'll never tell him that she hates it. And she hates why she'll never tell him why.
Pam/Alex! (not me, the one from the show)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Other, Pam/Other
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12043 Read Count: 21678 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 08, 2009 Updated: February 10, 2009
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: January 08, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Author's Response:
Date: January 08, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
... do you know if she likes to eat dinner early?
Glad to see you haven't left us for a younger, cuter fandom. Looking forward to more, but I'm not sure why...
Author's Response:
I have it on good authority that she eats dinner at 4:30pm.
You almost lost me to Hello Kitty, but you pulled me back with a plot idea. You know why you're looking forward to more: it's because I'm the single greatest writer in the history of time, that's why! Why are you laughing?
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: January 10, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
Date: January 10, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
Yes, Alex was a little funny. I don't get all the Alex-hate, he really wasn't so bad. And so obviously NOT a threat.
Author's Response: Yeah, you'd like to think that, wouldn't you? Personally, I think the show should have a double engagement break off and have Andy and Pam get together. That would be so awesome, wouldn't it? What? Why is no one agreeing with me nor dignifying me with a response?
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: January 22, 2009 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6
Date: January 22, 2009 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6
Aha -- Hitler is finally revealed. I don't know what to make of the revelation from last chapter, but I'll go along and see where you take us. This has been an entertaining story. Sorry, I'm a bit sleep deprived, too, so, lame review.
Author's Response: Sort of. The more apt metaphor will come later, but I needed this one for exposition for those who aren't up to snuff on their Adolf Hitler: the early years. Really, I only named it that because I knew there was going to be Hitler references and I couldn't think of what to name this. Of course, now I have to expand on that thought or else my title doesn't make any sense. So I've written myself into a bit of a corner. Luckily I can just use blitzkrieg to get out.
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: January 22, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: January 22, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
And if blitzkrieg doesn't work, you can always try my favorite German word, luftwaffe.
Author's Response: It's doubtful that the Luftwaffe would succeed where a blitzkrieg failed, since the Luftwaffe really had no heavy bombing capabilities.
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: January 22, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: January 22, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Yeah, but it sounds so much cooler.
Author's Response: I've always liked Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz.
Summary: A short little oneshot about Pam and Jim buying some good old classic rock as the weather outside rages on.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 363 Read Count: 2112 ePub Downloads: 1
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 363 Read Count: 2112 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: January 08, 2009 Updated: January 08, 2009
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Date: January 08, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: or, how many other suggestive album titles can we find?
Date: January 08, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: or, how many other suggestive album titles can we find?
And a lovely Frampton album it is. And now he does Geico ads. *sigh*
This was lovely too. I have no doubt that Jim would know of a good old fashioned record store in Scranton or thereabouts.
Summary: The NEPA weather has inspired me once again: 10 inches of snow, 10 ways that 10 characters are dealing with it.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present
Characters: Angela, Creed, Dwight, Jan, Jim/Pam, Katy, Kelly, Meredith, Michael, Toby
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4505 Read Count: 21632 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present
Characters: Angela, Creed, Dwight, Jan, Jim/Pam, Katy, Kelly, Meredith, Michael, Toby
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4505 Read Count: 21632 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 10, 2009 Updated: January 16, 2009
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: January 11, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: winter night snowball fight under the streetlight
Date: January 11, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: winter night snowball fight under the streetlight
Sorry you are stuck in more snow that you want to deal with. The HooBabies are quite puzzled that we don't have any here in VA since all the Xmas shows have snowmen and snow angels and the like. *sigh*
Author's Response: I feel like I\'m in Alaska (although unfortunately I can\'t see Russia from my house). It\'s just odd because we went from weather in December that honestly felt like just a very cold spring morning to this craziness.
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: January 11, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: one-upsmanship
Author's Response: I miss them too. It\'s why I had to make them do something adorable. Thanks for reviewing. :)
Date: January 11, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: one-upsmanship
Isn't the Storm Hoard checklist "bread, milk, toilet paper and Lucky Charms?" This was cute.
I miss them...
Author's Response: I miss them too. It\'s why I had to make them do something adorable. Thanks for reviewing. :)
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: January 12, 2009 Title: Chapter 5: some places leave the light on for you
Author's Response: Pie is indeed delicious. And as for Michael... well, he\'s Michael. ;) Thanks for reviewing!
Date: January 12, 2009 Title: Chapter 5: some places leave the light on for you
Poor Michael, he can't stand the only person who idolizes him.
Mmm... pie.
Author's Response: Pie is indeed delicious. And as for Michael... well, he\'s Michael. ;) Thanks for reviewing!
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: January 16, 2009 Title: Chapter 9: say cheese
Date: January 16, 2009 Title: Chapter 9: say cheese
Yeah, good luck Astird. Your mommy's a loon.
Author's Response: Haha, yeeep. (Also, it was insanely difficult for me to not write \"Astird\" throughout the entire thing.)
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: January 16, 2009 Title: Chapter 10: a good samaritan's work is never done
Date: January 16, 2009 Title: Chapter 10: a good samaritan's work is never done
Bwah! Creed’s never liked the guy much - that’s why he doesn’t keep in touch.
Author's Response: Glad you liked that bit. I have to say it was definitely my favorite. :)
Summary: It was times like this that she wished that she had some real girl friends.
Set in early season 4.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Oscar
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1061 Read Count: 3652 ePub Downloads: 1
Set in early season 4.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Oscar
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1061 Read Count: 3652 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: January 14, 2009 Updated: January 14, 2009
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Date: January 14, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: I might just get up and dance
Date: January 14, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: I might just get up and dance
Aww, every girl needs a gay boyfriend!! How adorable would they be?
Author's Response: So freaking adorable! I have a gay boyfriend, actually two, and I love shopping with them. They have great taste and they don\'t hesitate to tell me when something looks awful. It\'s awesome.
Author's Response: So freaking adorable! I have a gay boyfriend, actually two, and I love shopping with them. They have great taste and they don\'t hesitate to tell me when something looks awful. It\'s awesome.
Author's Response: So freaking adorable! I have a gay boyfriend, actually two, and I love shopping with them. They have great taste and they don\'t hesitate to tell me when something looks awful. It\'s awesome.
Summary: This is gaudy, cheap, and completely whorish. (and hopefully fun)
Now that I have an audience...
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Challenges: DIY Jim
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 586 Read Count: 3543 ePub Downloads: 1
Now that I have an audience...
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Challenges: DIY Jim
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 586 Read Count: 3543 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: January 15, 2009 Updated: January 15, 2009
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: January 16, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Smiling and Satisfied
Author's Response: Why thank you, lisahoo, thankyouverymuch /elvis. I am indeed.
Date: January 16, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Smiling and Satisfied
You are an SLP, jazzfan.
A lot can be accomplished with the right tool.
Author's Response: Why thank you, lisahoo, thankyouverymuch /elvis. I am indeed.
Summary: Post 'The Dundies' Jim is wallowing only to be interrupted.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1813 Read Count: 5959 ePub Downloads: 5
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1813 Read Count: 5959 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: January 16, 2009 Updated: January 16, 2009
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: July 01, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: One.
Date: July 01, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: One.
Guh. How did I miss this? Beautiful, just beautiful.
Summary: A little bit of JAM rambling based on the quote, "This kind of certainty comes, but once in a lifetime."
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1232 Read Count: 3219 ePub Downloads: 1
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1232 Read Count: 3219 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: January 22, 2009 Updated: January 22, 2009
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Date: January 23, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Absolutely
Date: January 23, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Absolutely
Hee. engagement Bizarro World. So true. I'm also holding onto hope that real plans for the wedding have been made, but they don't talk about them in the office, partially because of Andy and partially to keep their wedding to themselves for as long as they can. And because they have big binders and lists and swatches all over the coffee table that sits on the groovy orange shag carpeting. In their house.
Sweet and delicious, JAMhands.
Summary: Jim Halpert and Pamela Beesly don't have distance or a fiancé between them - they're separated by 85 years.
A Jim/Pam retelling of Jack Finney's short story "The Love Letter" with a little twist.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 12615 Read Count: 17332 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: January 23, 2009 Updated: January 31, 2009
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: January 23, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: we were born holding hands
Author's Response: Yeah, a little interaction is always nice (even communication through time, haha). Hopefully this won\'t disappoint. :)
Date: January 23, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: we were born holding hands
ooh, something new from carbondalien! (yay! [/Pam])
Looking forward to where you'll take us. Thank God we have fanfic to give us what the show doesn't ;o)
Author's Response: Yeah, a little interaction is always nice (even communication through time, haha). Hopefully this won\'t disappoint. :)
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: January 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: my mind keeps spinning closer and closer
Author's Response: I figure that\'s very Jim. If you could put puppy dog eyes in a letter, I\'m sure he\'d have done that by now.
Date: January 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: my mind keeps spinning closer and closer
OMGOMGOMG! A man who is in love... with love.
*le sigh*
Author's Response: I figure that\'s very Jim. If you could put puppy dog eyes in a letter, I\'m sure he\'d have done that by now.
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: January 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 4: it’s everything that is connected and beautiful
Date: January 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 4: it’s everything that is connected and beautiful
Wow. I was wondering how you could make a case where two people connected(fell in love?) with just a few letters. Mission accomplished. Wow. Nicely done, Carbondalien.
Author's Response: Thank you! That was my biggest hurdle while I was planning everything out, so I\'m glad it\'s working out. :)
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: January 28, 2009 Title: Chapter 6: when it’s late, don’t stop looking
Date: January 28, 2009 Title: Chapter 6: when it’s late, don’t stop looking
Wow -- 2 in one day. (yeah, TWSS) I'm seriously loving how connected these two can be just from the letters -- and Jim going a step further with the photos and looking for Pam's old house is just made of magic. I cannot imagine how this is going to be resolved. WTG, carbondalien.
Author's Response: I don\'t want to spoil it for you, but Jim meets up with his old pal Doc who loans him a DeLorean that does the most amazing thing when it reaches 88 mph... ;)
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: January 29, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: i fell in love with a world in you
Date: January 29, 2009 Title: Chapter 7: i fell in love with a world in you
*guh* yes, I am dead from the sweetness. And one part of love is bringing out the best in the other person. Nicely done, as usual, carb. (Can I call you carb?)
Author's Response: Sure, carb works. :) I\'d comment on the state of the sweetness in the last few chapters, but I wouldn\'t want to spoil anything for you. ;)
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: January 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 8: and you're my missing part
Date: January 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 8: and you're my missing part
Aww. man. I need some kleenex.
Author's Response: Hopefully it doesn\'t feel like somebody took your heart and dropped it into a bucket of boiling tears. ;)
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: January 31, 2009 Title: Chapter 9: we were inseparably entwined
Date: January 31, 2009 Title: Chapter 9: we were inseparably entwined
Oh, thank goodness for the Hallmark version. And dorky dancers. I think this was very cleverly done, carb.
Author's Response: Thank you. :) The Hallmark version is what we all needed, I think.
Summary: 
She just wants some space. Pam in Season 2.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Jim, Pam, Pam/Roy, Roy
Genres: Angst, Drabble
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 375 Read Count: 2574 ePub Downloads: 0
She just wants some space. Pam in Season 2.Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Jim, Pam, Pam/Roy, Roy
Genres: Angst, Drabble
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 375 Read Count: 2574 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 26, 2009 Updated: January 26, 2009
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: January 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Author's Response: Thanks, lisahoo. Your kind words and your review really mean a lot to me! (And yes, the pillow is always an option. :) )
Date: January 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Don't worry Pam (and Corking), once you're OK with the space, you'll find someone to warm the other side of the bed.
(Maybe you should get one of those big pillows, like Michael suggested. Kidding!)
Author's Response: Thanks, lisahoo. Your kind words and your review really mean a lot to me! (And yes, the pillow is always an option. :) )
Summary: Post-The Job in three parts. Because who doesn't love that?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9086 Read Count: 34624 ePub Downloads: 25
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9086 Read Count: 34624 ePub Downloads: 25
[Report This] Published: January 27, 2009 Updated: February 12, 2009
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: January 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Etymology
Author's Response: Ms. Hoo! Greetings! I\'m glad you enjoyed it & am looking forward to hearing what you think of the next two chapters. Thank you.
Date: January 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Etymology
Oh sweet jeebus. Thanks for filling the void (heh) left by the lack of J/P interaction on the show lately.
I'm really liking your approach -- Pam's not bulletproof after all. Oh, and a couple of lines that I especially liked:
His voice was different, like their kiss was hiding in his mouth.
He kissed the smile off of her lips, grabbing the fleeting moment by the tail and drawing it back to them
Wow. [/Jim] Talk about painting a picture. Just lovely, Talkative.
Author's Response: Ms. Hoo! Greetings! I\'m glad you enjoyed it & am looking forward to hearing what you think of the next two chapters. Thank you.