Penname: lisahoo Real name:
Member Since: October 18, 2006

Bio:

Not an author, but a CRAZED reader. OK, now I have written a little something. A very little something. Now I can sit at the cool table with Katy.

I wanted to let you writers know how much I appreciate the band-aids you have created for my broken JAMmy heart....


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Reviews by lisahoo
Summary: Jim "coaxes" a confession from Pam on New Year's Eve. Spoilers up to A Benihana Christmas, to be safe.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5008 Read Count: 21226 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: December 25, 2006 Updated: December 28, 2006
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: December 26, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: What Love Tastes Like

Oh sweet Jesus, this is fluff? 

"I'm so glad I didn't sleep with you!" Yay!  Of course he didn't -- he's in love with PAM!!!  

"It's your turn, Pam." His strict look is a bit of a turn on, frankly. Oh my.  I am imagining this look: http://www.morethanthat.net/gallery/albums/office/appearances/2005/nbc-summer/008.jpg

Aaaanddd, thud.

If you are looking for something else to write, New Year's Day would be lovely.  Pam, I am sure, will be wanting to even the score, so to speak... 



Author's Response: I'm glad you enjoyed stern!Jim. I hadn't thought of doing a second part, but evening the score sounds like a very good idea. Thanks for reading!

Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: December 28, 2006 Title: Chapter 2: We Can Do That Again

Oh. My.  I am so glad I am not at work or some other place I couldn't read this in private.  Naked!Jim was worth the wait.  The naked part is like an added bonus.

Author's Response: It is an added bonus! Thanks for reading!

Vignettes II by Colette Rated: M [Reviews - 41] 13
Summary:

A few light bits and pieces I'd accumulated (have written enough angst lately, thanks.) Since they were just languishing, I figured I'd resurrect Vignettes and send them out into the world. Each is a stand-alone, NOT a chapter in a work-in-progress, so feel free to jump in and out. (I'm thinking there will be 3-5 pieces, but will have to see how the mood strikes me.)

If I owned these characters, would I be writing this stuff? Seriously. No copyright infringement is intended.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Steamy, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3971 Read Count: 10737 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: December 28, 2006 Updated: January 02, 2007
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: December 28, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Birthday Cake

Love this "The extraordinarily unattainable had finally become ordinary."  I was trying to explain to my husband what is so enthralling about this couple -- it's not like the magic is gone, by any means, but after 4 years of marriage and (almost) 2 children, that giddy excitement of first times becomes just a memory.  Thanks for showing the sweet moments as these two enter that "comfortable" stage, the one more of us can relate to.


Author's Response: I love thinking about them when they're kind of settled in too...but still in luuuuurve. And yeah, we old marry people can relate! Thanks, as always, lisahoo!

Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: December 29, 2006 Title: Chapter 2: Rebound

Oh. My.  Sweaty, basketball-playing, heavy-breathing, good-with-his-hands, half-clothed Jim.  Niiiiiice.

Author's Response: Well, honestly, what could be nicer? Glad you agree. Thanks lisahoo!

Summary: Past Featured StoryA love triangle, from a different perspective.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Karen
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3826 Read Count: 10383 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 28, 2006 Updated: January 16, 2007
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: December 29, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

OMG!  This is as painful to watch/read as a Michael Scott talking head -- and I mean that as a compliment!  Well done!  I am dying to see what comes next!

Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: January 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Pam and Karen at Target -- that is awesome!  But not as great as Karen trying to set Pam up with Roy!  Cannot wait to see where you take us!

Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: January 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Aha!  The wheels are turning!  This is getting juicy!! What does Karen know and when did she know it?  Hee!

Love this: "She blamed it on the wine, but she knew that it was more than that."  Ouch!!

Summary:

Pam doesn't appreciate being woken up in the middle of the night to talk about crime and punishment. Maybe a certain tall someone can change her mind. Minor spoilers for A Bennihana Christmas, really minor.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2968 Read Count: 4763 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 29, 2006 Updated: December 29, 2006
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: December 29, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

AH!  That was awesome!  I can totally see them doing this!  At least once they get their $#@! together. 

Summary: Jim's back and Pam pulls out stuff that only 'Fancy New Beesly' could. [Spoilers through The Merger]
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2099 Read Count: 4548 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 30, 2006 Updated: December 30, 2006
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: December 30, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Good First Impressions

Oh, if only you wrote the script for The Merger!  This is awesome.  Love this line: lips and breath and touch saying everything they couldn't bring themselves to voice.  Just beautiful.


Author's Response: Thank you! Seriously. This was my first Office fic (for a ficswap, no less!) and I was reaaaaaaaally nervous about how it ended up. :3

Summary: She had just poured one cup of flour into the bowl and was reaching into the bag with the measuring cup for the next when she felt two very large hands spanning her waist...
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1151 Read Count: 3122 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 30, 2006 Updated: December 30, 2006
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: December 30, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: The Joy of Cookies

Oh, goodness, this is a sweet and frothy confection!  Love me some happy Jam who finally got their act together!

Author's Response: Thanks, Lisa!  I was almost embarrassed by how fluffy this thing is, but then I figured that a little happy Jim/Pam never hurt anybody! :)  Thank you for the feedback!

Summary: Jim and Pam discuss baby names. A companion piece to my alternate universe series (Labor Relations, DVD Saturday, Mixed Messages, Indecent Proposal)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Married, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: Baby Talk
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1939 Read Count: 5090 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 31, 2006 Updated: December 31, 2006
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Date: December 31, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Kicking Around Names

This is sweet!  Just what the doctor ordered to chase away the angst!  (Now let's see how frisky they are at 35 weeks!  Ha!)

Author's Response: hahah...oooh I'll have to do some homework on 35 weeks! Thanks for the nudge! AND glad I could drive the blues away.

Summary: Pam's never thought of herself as a "romantic". That was, until she met Jim Halpert.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: None
Genres: Drabble, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1329 Read Count: 2083 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: January 01, 2007 Updated: January 01, 2007
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: January 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh, this is sweet -- Jim could bring out the romantic in anyone!

Author's Response: He definitely could! Thanks for reading

Resolved by nqllisi Rated: K [Reviews - 15] 5
Summary: Pam rings in the New Year. Purely speculative.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Pam
Genres: Holiday
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 748 Read Count: 2283 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 01, 2007 Updated: January 01, 2007
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: January 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Ow!  this is beautiful.  That quote from "When Harry Met Sally" is just perfect.  And those are some great resolutions, too.  Go Pam!

Author's Response: Thank you so much. I love Pam and hope she gets some balls soon. LOL.

pieces by monkeybear Rated: M [Reviews - 10] 1
Summary:

Pure speculation about the other side of Michael's phone conversation at the end of Benihana Christmas.

Spoilers through A Benihana Christmas, combined with my shippy speculations (based somewhat on NBC promos...) about who Michael's Jamaican traveling companion is going to be.


Categories: Other, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Michael/Jan
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 598 Read Count: 748 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 01, 2007 Updated: January 01, 2007
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: January 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Those freaking diamond commercials!  HA!  I can't wait for the new episode on Jan 4th!  This just makes it more so!

Author's Response:

I admit, that line came straight from my life.  If I hear one more reference to "the journey diamond necklace that symbolizes our journey together..."

The 4th canNOT come soon enough. 

Summary: Mixed messages, strawberry lip gloss and covert operations.
Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Kelly, Ryan
Genres: Humor, Oneshot, Slash
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1438 Read Count: 3332 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 01, 2007 Updated: January 01, 2007
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: January 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Lord, what fools these mortals be...

I am not your monkey!  Hee!  This is AWE-SOME, xoxoxo!! 

Author's Response:

Thanks lisahoo!  I'm so glad you enjoyed it!

Boys' Night Out by Bennie Rated: T [Reviews - 9] 5
Summary: Past Featured Story

Darryl convinces Roy to come out with him and get over Pam. Spoilers through A Benihana Christmas. Kind of a follow-up to my Darryl fic Yamaha.

 


Categories: Other, Present, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Darryl, Pam, Pam/Roy, Roy
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4853 Read Count: 2250 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 01, 2007 Updated: January 01, 2007
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: January 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Boys' Night Out

Love all the details in this -- the hockey game, the sketchbook, the 3 pieces of tape!  Yove've done a great job filling in the backstory to Roy trying to pull himself together -- and Darryl with his keyboard -- priceless!

Author's Response: Thank you, lisahoo!  Hee, Darryl should always have his keyboard with him - I was so disappointed when he didn't have it in his office with him during the new episode. :)

Summary:

The parallels between Jim and Pam.  A series of drabbles.  Spoilers through Traveling Salesmen


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Inner Monologue, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1231 Read Count: 15530 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 02, 2007 Updated: January 16, 2007
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: January 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: The Persuasion

Wow -- the parallels are amazing -- really love the last lines about him noticing that she'd been crying.

Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: January 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: The Gift

The parallels in these scenes are freaking brilliant, 69cups! And I love how this one ends an a slighty hopeful note.  Let's hope Karen is over by the end of sweeps!!!

Summary: With another Stamfordite jumping ship, Jim has to finalize the transfer request and face the truth about what he wants.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7901 Read Count: 14919 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: January 03, 2007 Updated: February 01, 2007
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: January 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Transfer

Oh please, let this happen on the show, and SOON!  BTW -- loooove Meddling!Michael!  Can't wait to see where this goes.

Author's Response: SOON indeed. Like next week. Please!

Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: January 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: The End

Yay!  Scruffy!Jim -- how could Pam possibly leave that to go home!?!  So glad there is more to come!

Summary: Phyllis is sick and tired of watching Pam not be with Jim, and decides to give her a little push.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1260 Read Count: 2754 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: January 03, 2007 Updated: January 03, 2007
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: January 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Go Phyllis!   Cannot WAIT to see what you bring us next!  Someone does need to (gently) bitch-slap that girl into smelling the coffee!


Author's Response: Thank you very much!!

Summary:

Per nomadshan's planting the irresistible notion in my head of writing an Out of Control Jim story (along with encouragement from other posters at TWoP - you know who you are).... This is an exploration of what could happen if (when?) Jim and Pam were pushed to the point of losing all control. 


Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 23126 Read Count: 68686 ePub Downloads: 20
[Report This] Published: January 03, 2007 Updated: January 07, 2007
Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: January 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

Ooh, another nominee for 'best Jim/Karen breakup scene'!!  And you are definitely covering new ground with Pam's thoughts on LC Jim -- and her tentative grip on her own self-control.  I'm happy to see that all the recent discussion of Scruffy!Jim and LC!Jim is being put to good use  ;o)

Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: January 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

I can see that all the talk of OoC Pam & Jim has found it's way into your brain.  And although I am a Pam/Jim fan, this isn't the end of the world -- in fact, it's pretty plausible that Pam would stumble and try to 'drown her sorrows' with Roy.  (Love a 'WTF' from Roy, BTW)

Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: January 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Double-shots of angst all around, with a side of Grudge Sex.

This just shredded me: Suddenly "I can't" didn't seem so bad.

I need some Tums before I can go to bed.  Wow.  

Reviewer: lisahoo Signed
Date: January 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7

For a minute there I thought you ended this at the last chapter.  Whew!  And you have done the supply closet proud, girl7!   I kind of love that their first time isn't all rainbows and ice cream, but a messy, wrinkled clothing, almost getting caught in an almost public place kind of thing. 

One question though, where are Pam's panties?  A girl needs to know these things....