Penname: Guten Schriftsteller Real name: Justin
Member Since: January 06, 2019

Bio:
Guten Schriststeller is German for Good Writer and I thought it was cool I am in no way a good writer.  
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Summary: Past Featured Story

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Role Reversal Challenge: It's May 2006. Jim's wedding is approaching and a lovelorn Pam can't take much more. Starts during Casino Night (or an AU version of it).


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance, Travel, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Challenges: Role Reversal
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 44755 Read Count: 66740 ePub Downloads: 23
[Report This] Published: April 15, 2007 Updated: February 27, 2018
Reviewer: Guten Schriftsteller Signed 1
Date: November 20, 2020 Title: Chapter 20: You're floating on a cloud that's beautiful and then

Please give us an epilogue of some kind. I love the story and how you’ve created a Jim and Pam both so familiar and yet so new and engaging. Would love to see this Jim propose.

Author's Response: Thank you for reading! Yes, I do wanna finish this one, I have one maybe 2 more chapters in mind and an epilogue.

Slow by agian18 Rated: MA [Reviews - 139] 141
Summary: Pam said she wanted to take things slow. So this is how it all goes down (in some cases, quite literally). The aforementioned, multi-chapter, essentially plotless smut-fest that I've been promising. Essentially smut for smut's sake, since we really saw next to nothing on air. Enjoy ;)
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 124215 Read Count: 127662 ePub Downloads: 122
[Report This] Published: April 14, 2018 Updated: April 29, 2021
Reviewer: Guten Schriftsteller Signed 1
Date: January 21, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: The One Where Pam Second Guesses Her Own Decision

Well lord this is a hot fic and I hope you keep going with these stories.

Reviewer: Guten Schriftsteller Signed 1
Date: January 21, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: The One Where Pam Second Guesses Her Own Decision

Well lord this is a hot fic and I hope you keep going with these stories.

Summary: Michael feels very blessed a little earlier than Season 4 and Meredith is spared from being hit by his car. Instead, he hits someone else – because he’s Michael and occasionally he’ll hit someone with his car. So sue him? Set Season 3.

Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 20157 Read Count: 18728 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: May 25, 2019 Updated: July 04, 2019
Reviewer: Guten Schriftsteller Signed 1
Date: July 08, 2019 Title: Chapter 1: 1: Even in the blackout, I know

To start this story made me cry, a lot. Pam's very real fear of Jim's memories returning only to pull him away from her tore me up as I really felt the impending dread she faced. I also can't help to admit that when Jim had his memories return I was truly afraid that he might be angry with Pam and feel like he must return that distance to protect himself.

Author's Response: I’m all for happy endings, especially in the fic world, so I wouldn’t end it like that. I could see it playing out that way though. Thanks for reading, I hope you enjoyed it despite the angst. 

How Not To by agian18 Rated: M [Reviews - 107] 89
Summary:

Meeting in an unusual place in life, a broken Jim and Pam try their best to put the pieces of their lives back together while not falling apart and back down the hole that they're trying to help one another out of.

Based on the song "How Not To" by Dan + Shay, because do I *ever* write something that *isn't* based on a song? 


Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language, Drug Use/Abuse, Other Adult Theme, Possible Triggers, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 69192 Read Count: 11450 ePub Downloads: 13
[Report This] Published: June 27, 2019 Updated: November 20, 2020
Reviewer: Guten Schriftsteller Signed 1
Date: July 18, 2019 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

God I love this story and I’m so so so ready to see what you do with it.

Reviewer: Guten Schriftsteller Signed 1
Date: August 11, 2019 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8

What did that Sarah do to Jim I await every new chapter and check the most recent story’s daily just for this.

Reviewer: Guten Schriftsteller Signed 1
Date: March 14, 2020 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10

So happy you kept this story alive been waiting for this update for months thank you!!!!

Reviewer: Guten Schriftsteller Signed 1
Date: March 31, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I have never been so happy to have a story continued. I love your authorial voice the power with which your story comes to life in the characters. While so very painful to see Jim and Pam (My all-time favorite couple in Television) so damaged and broken, your portrayal of that is so real.

The slow build of the relationship is also so good. From a fling to friends to budding best friends the growth between the two is superb and all the more sad by everyone else warning them of each other.

As a character, Karen doesn't feel shoehorned in as some second obstacle to overcome, she feels genuinely important to the narrative. She has a nice dynamic with Jim and that friendship feels much closer to what would naturally come from the two of them. She isn't a jealous ex or a woman in love with Jim she is a good friend concerned for her friend at the lowest point of his life. I know i9 commented earlier on the advice everyone seems to have towards Jim and Pam yet it all feels real. They can't let each other become their crutch because if that crutch fails there won't be another. They need to heal and let each other be healed before they can truly love each other and be together.

Summary:

This story started out being a one-shot inspired by the Taylor Swift song Gorgeous, but then it became so much more. Thanks to Coley for reading and giving feedback. 

Pam and Jim meet right before Jim starts at Dunder-Mifflin. Pam develops a crush on Jim and has to figure out what to do about it. 

 


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Dwight, Jim, Jim/Katy, Jim/Pam, Katy, Kelly, Larissa Halpert, Pam, Pam/Roy, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16908 Read Count: 5148 ePub Downloads: 9
[Report This] Published: September 16, 2019 Updated: October 10, 2019
Reviewer: Guten Schriftsteller Signed 1
Date: September 19, 2019 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I can’t wait to see how this story continues amazing set up and poor Jim being the butt of kinda a low key funny joke by Pam hopefully this leads to some adorable moments for them.

Author's Response: Thank you!

Reviewer: Guten Schriftsteller Signed
Date: September 29, 2019 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Awe poor Pam, but Kelly giving the "operation a name is so funny. Cant wait to read from Jim's perspective again.

The Falls by warrior4 Rated: T [Reviews - 12] 16
Summary: A story in three parts of how Niagara Falls impacts Jim and Pam. Written for the "Niagara Ten" challenge.
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Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Future, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drama
Warnings: None
Challenges: Niagara Ten
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9208 Read Count: 2578 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: September 18, 2019 Updated: October 08, 2019
Reviewer: Guten Schriftsteller Signed
Date: September 18, 2019 Title: Chapter 1: Falling Apart

I can’t wait to see how this one goes. Already in love with the set up here. I think the description of Pam and Roy’s relationship and Pam’s role in said relationship as motherly is strangely apt both here and in cannon.

Author's Response: Thank you. I've long thought that Roy is the kind of guy who peaked in high school. Thus he can't handle an adult relationship with Pam which leads to her feelings here. I hope to hear more from you going forward.

Names by Mytuna Rated: MA [Reviews - 4] 4
Summary:

Jim and Pam say the wrong things at the wrong times..

 

 


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Katy, Karen, Katy, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1342 Read Count: 3247 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 18, 2019 Updated: September 18, 2019
Reviewer: Guten Schriftsteller Signed 1
Date: September 18, 2019 Title: Chapter 1: Katy

Ooh such a devious little story if you ask me, but so good.

Summary:

When the flu attacks Dunder Mifflin, Pam and Jim are the only ones left to go on a road trip training mission to other branches. Three days alone in a car together--hmm, what could possibly happen? AU set late Season 2. Romance/mild angst/humor/adult content.  Rated T, at first...


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 33765 Read Count: 11405 ePub Downloads: 9
[Report This] Published: January 12, 2020 Updated: February 24, 2020
Reviewer: Guten Schriftsteller Signed 1
Date: January 20, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I love this and the dynamic between Pam and Karen feels so real. The tension and the slight sense of superiority in Karen feels very much like jealous Karen later in season three. The sour ending hopefully doesn’t last too long, even beautifully written angry and sad Jam is hard to read. Again beautiful story love to see more of it soon.

Author's Response: Glad you like what I did with Karen. She's an interesting character--not for Jim, but I liked her.  Thanks for the kind review. You don't have to wait too long--Chapter 3 is up now!

Reviewer: Guten Schriftsteller Signed 1
Date: February 24, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This story was so good and god I love protective Jim protecting Pam. The very good description and depiction of the emotions the two feels are so sad and heartbreaking when there is a real chance that Roy had really come between them.
I cant wait to see what you go to now that this story is over. Whatever it is I know I will enjoy reading.

Author's Response: Thank you! And I always thought one of Jim's biggest faults was that he didn't defend Pam enough, so this is kind of my way to remedy that. I'm so glad you enjoyed this. I really appreciate your kind review.

Reviewer: Guten Schriftsteller Signed 1
Date: February 09, 2020 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

God the end of chapter 6 I was screaming at the screen begging Pam to see past Roy and his lie. I’ve been fully invested in this story for the very beginning and wow it’s just getting better after each chapter. It’s one of those stories I know will end someday and I know that it will but wow that will be bitter sweet.

Author's Response: I'm so happy you continue to enjoy this fic, especially through the twists and turns. Most of my fics are usually 10 chapters or less, just so you know, but there's still more to come. Thanks so much for the kind review. More on the way!

Summary:

It's 1995 and 16 year old Pam thinks she has everything figured out. All she wants is to be an artist, find a nice boy to fall in love with, and continue to think that everything happens for a reason.

The summer after her 16th birthday everything comes crashing down. Pam's life as she knew it begins to change. The perfect cocoon of a life she had originally had begins to crumble.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Other, Pam/Roy
Genres: Childhood, Fluff, Inner Monologue
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: Another Decade
Series: None
Chapters: 30 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 20642 Read Count: 12907 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: February 05, 2020 Updated: April 14, 2022
Reviewer: Guten Schriftsteller Signed 1
Date: March 11, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Saturday, March 25, 1995

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Not Roy ugggg Pam why are you so dumb? I get it she’s 16 but no don’t do it just don’t.

Revenge by Donnamour1969 Rated: M [Reviews - 50] 46
Summary:

Set in Season 3, immediately following "The Convict," wherein Jim gave Andy false information to woo Pam. Pam surprises everyone, however, by agreeing to go out with Andy. Unbeknownst to Jim, Pam is seeking revenge against him for his brilliant prank. But will Pam take things too far? Will the turntables?

AU bit of romance, humor, and maybe a little angst.  Rated M for adult language and situations.

 

Disclaimer: I own nothing belonging to The Office. No copyright infringement intended. 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 21540 Read Count: 6006 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: February 29, 2020 Updated: April 05, 2020
Reviewer: Guten Schriftsteller Signed
Date: February 29, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh poor Jim, and please Andy know it’s a prank don’t fall to much for Pam though no one can blame him if he does. I really like the idea of Pam’s love for Jim pushing her into this prank more than Jim had anticipated.

Please get Jim and Pam together I love those two so much.

Author's Response: Thank you, and please know, that my stories ALWAYS have a happy ending. 

Date Line by Comfect Rated: T [Reviews - 406] 88
Summary: Past Featured Story

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Post Casino Night AU where Jim goes to Australia, and Pam follows.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 81 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 87001 Read Count: 149615 ePub Downloads: 34
[Report This] Published: March 09, 2020 Updated: May 27, 2020
Reviewer: Guten Schriftsteller Signed 1
Date: April 28, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Setup

How long will you continue this story? And if te answer isn't forever damn wish it would. Anyways fabulous story and I wait every night for your updates.

Author's Response: The answer is as long as I enjoy writing it (or as long as I have plot ideas--I outline what I'm planning in the latest chapter endnotes). Thank you for the kind words!

Summary:

Pam calls off her wedding. Roy goes from zero to "I'm going to kill Jim Halpert" in a second.

Note: no Jim Halperts were harmed in the making of this fic.  


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, In Stamford
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3639 Read Count: 1079 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: March 13, 2020 Updated: March 13, 2020
Reviewer: Guten Schriftsteller Signed 1
Date: March 13, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Wow, now I wish this was the direction the show really took in season three. Without the stupid drama, this feels so much better for everyone, Karen doesn't get hurt, Pam and Jim can be more honest with each other and Roy can f*** off earlier.

Author's Response:

Yes, if only! I love the idea of a world where Roy disappears earlier, & Karen is spared from the angst of accidentally being caught in a love triangle. Thanks for reviewing! 

Summary: Forced into quarantine together, Jim and Pam find interesting ways to cope. Set mid-Season 2. Rated MA for language and sexual content.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 26835 Read Count: 15416 ePub Downloads: 11
[Report This] Published: March 22, 2020 Updated: April 22, 2020
Reviewer: Guten Schriftsteller Signed 1
Date: March 29, 2020 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Roy is such an ass god I want to see Pam smack him for that so much! And wow the sexual tension is hot, Pam being self conscious of her body around him and Jim defiantly checked out her ass. All great details in a great story so far.

Author's Response: Thank you! Glad you are enjoying my fic. The sexual tension increases next chapter...

Summary:

So. There is an entire deleted B-Roll from "Sex Ed" where Pam and Jim are fighting all day, and then he slaps her butt on the way out. It's never explained. This is my explanation.


Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Married, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4743 Read Count: 2708 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: March 23, 2020 Updated: March 23, 2020
Reviewer: Guten Schriftsteller Signed 1
Date: March 23, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oooh hot damn this was good. Love the idea that the smut and the angst all led to a better stronger relationship over one small issue and how you fill in the blanks from an episode that really lacked in any good Jam moments.

Summary:

It started with the priest dying. It should've ended with the priest dying, but it didn't.

Pam is about to marry Roy and things aren't going exactly according to plan...  


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1752 Read Count: 531 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: March 28, 2020 Updated: March 28, 2020
Reviewer: Guten Schriftsteller Signed 1
Date: March 28, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Wow, I just love that Jim is mature to offer to be Pam's friend when she needed one rather than mope. I also love that the fall out with Roy was not dragged out and made the focus. Another great story from a great author.

Author's Response: Thank you so much for your lovely review! I figured it would be a little insensitive of Jim to come on too strong on the day Pam calls off her wedding... 

Summary: Pam shows off a new swimsuit that catches Jim's attention.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Married, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1439 Read Count: 2501 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 08, 2020 Updated: April 08, 2020
Reviewer: Guten Schriftsteller Signed 1
Date: April 08, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Damn this is so hot

Author's Response: Glad you liked it. 😊

Summary:

I know it's cruel

But I kind of hope you're tortured too

 

Some of Pam's feelings throughout Season 3.  


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5770 Read Count: 677 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 09, 2020 Updated: April 09, 2020
Reviewer: Guten Schriftsteller Signed 1
Date: April 09, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

God I’m so glad the show didn’t pull out the angst much longer. You’ve tapped into serious emotions that haven’t felt sense my first watch through of the show. Pams emotions were perfectly described and the pain she was in here brought me to tears.

Author's Response: Thank you so much! I'm also so, so glad that the angst didn't last longer than it did. I think a lot of it was needed for Pam to realize her true feelings and to gain some confidence, but I wish she could have done that without having to go through a rocky patch with Jim lol. Thank you so much for reading and reviewing, I'm glad you liked it!

Summary:

Sometimes Pam has weird dreams. Sometimes they motivate her to do unexpected things. 

Set somewhere in season one (and, probably, AU a little)


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: Dernhelm's Dreams
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2284 Read Count: 632 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: April 11, 2020 Updated: April 11, 2020
Reviewer: Guten Schriftsteller Signed 1
Date: April 11, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

What a wonderful little story, if only they had realized this was a sign. Pams description of a hug from Jim is adorable and your writing here captures the two so perfectly.

Author's Response: Thank you for your kind words! I'm glad you enjoyed this story :)