Generally an annoying hopeless romantic.
I love writing, reviewing. In terms of reviewing - yes, I go back and read old stories. Sometimes really old. It is fun. Yes, I leave um, interesting reviews. Hopefully you like them. If not, tell me to shut up.
I am willing to beta. I can't promise a lot of grammar comments, but I can tell you what I like, don't like, and if something doesn't sound right to me. Feel free to contact me. I don't bite and fanfic is my life.
Typical slow days at the office with the Ladies of Dunder Mifflin.
yay another chapter keeps me happy!
not fake dating at all :)
Author's Response: nope. not at all. ;)
ooooh,good question, and way to get info.... and hum, yes i am sure kelly COULD have had a fiancee... but nah, that question was about pam :P
These people are thinking of vicious dares. Although I don't know how Toby will handle the Pussycat dolls. He does seem rather meek for an HR guy (although I love him :))
Author's Response: I love that band! The Pussycat Dolls are AWESOME! I see Toby going up to everyone and saying "Hey, guys...do you really think anyone would offer to do Kevin's bachelor party?" in like the meekest voice EVER!
Haha. This was what I needed after a long long long day of studying!
Author's Response: What are you studying? Based on no information whatsoever, I'm guessing Chemistry. Don't know why. I just feel an "EmilyHalpert" would study Organic Chemistry and absolutely loathe it.
So i saw it was upadted, but it hadn't actually added the new chapter. i was so sad. and so, i was pathetic and kept checking. and it finally caught up. and new chapter!!!
and then it was about with michael and jan i realized it was april fools.
but still, mucho entertaining!
poor karen, realizing how little she fits in with Jim/Pam. Wow, so Jan is less professional when the door is closed hehe.
Dwight is really enjoying being official with Angela.
Author's Response: especially when the bathroom door is closed!!!
wow, an office marathon, new girly girl, and on an unrelated (to the office) note, i got an awardy thing today. is it my birthday? :) (okay, in that last statement i think i was channeling john from the commentary from the secret. is it sad how often i watch my dvds)
loved the convo about kissing. and mentioning andy - great even though it sent shivers down my spine.
Wow, Meredith's underwear :)
Author's Response:
Congratulations on the Awardy Thingy! Yay for you!!!
Shivers down your spine? Shivers of pleasure imagining kissing Andy? or the shivers of Horror which I felt while writing it? Should I get Andy in here in a big ol' fashioned kissing contest?
i finished my stupid analytical test. and there is new girly girl. all is right in the world.
i think karen's a little suspicious of pam and jim. and, ooh, i can't wait to get more of the guys pranks :)
and more swan/geese :). dangerous swans!
karen's just a wee bit suspicious. teensy bit.
More swan/geese? Maybe I'll have them attack Karen!
ah, this made me happy. tests make me unhappy. therefore, i say i should keep reading new girly girl and stop studying for test.
but, oh well.
i so loved kelly's reaction at the beginning, so .... scarily... kelly. a mile a minute. and poor dwight, trying to get tropical cards hehe
What are you testing in? Maybe I can help. Toss in a few facts in Girly Girl. Especially Science stuff. Dwight has no problem talking ad nauseum about science stuff. Of course, Dwight's going to be kinda busy for the next several chapters. mmmhmmm. Kinda busy.
if dwight wants to ramble on and on about titrations and electrochemistry... it would seem fitting
EmilyHalpert you are studying some deep, deep stuff and I salute you. But holy god, that's uh out of my range. I was hoping for more like....uh well 4th grade level stuff that I got a C- in. Although...titrations...now that's a funny word. I'm going to go look that up on Wikipedia because I'm pretty sure Kevin could get some good 'tit' jokes out of that. Titrations....nice!
pleased as punch. hum, and just how pleased is punch now :P
AH, so the guys are in on it!!! whoa, this is just awesome.
and the prank - friggin amazing.
how am i going to wait for more to be posted?
Author's Response:
punch is pretty pleased. pretty pleased indeed! Emily I'm typing as fast as I can. A new chapter will be posted tonight!
these chapters end too fast. i want to know what happens with jim/karen/pam.
but poor angela, that really would be her worst nightmare.
I agree. Poor, poor Angela. But don't worry. Her kitties will be fine. No one will touch her little kitty-cats. I'd never do that to Angela.
Phyllis and angela can't type until they buy pam a coke :P. she will have to drink coke for the rest of the afternoon!
It would be hard to choose which one of Michael's actions to erase. And I liked Full Houe when I was little.
Author's Response:
It would be very, very hard (TWSS!).
I too enjoyed Full House as a youth and am very embarrassed to admit it. I actually liked (to up the embarrassment factor) Bob Saget more than John Stamos. I guess I like tall, gangly, funny guys. I've been seriously worried about the Olsen Twins lately and keep wanting to call Joey, Jesse, and Danny and suggest they do an intervention.
I've mentioned before that I think Michael's reference in "The Fire" to Mr. Egghead is a nod to the T.V. show Joey tried out for in Full House. No one seemed to agree with me... but I'm telling you - The Office and Full House are linked. I'm sure of it!
haha, of course i loved the karen is murdered tenth. ah, angela having people perminantly removed from the office.
great way to start my day (cause i wasn't up late enough last night)
Poor pam, theonly one alone. Drawings don't count.
i think my favorite part was that michael was gagged.
and since i have such such virgin ears, i am just going to imagine they all did a polite good night kiss and then slept in separate bedrooms, right? :P
and since i have such such virgin ears, i am just going to imagine they all did a polite good night kiss and then slept in separate bedrooms, right?
You are quite correct except for Dwight and Angela. They didn't even get the polite good night kiss. Poor kids.
I dare you torment us by giving us this chapter and then not allowing us to read it. It was just sitting there on my computer all day, calling out to me. not cool at all.
but, finally, when i decided it was night (it was thinking about getting dark), i gave myself the go ahead.
yet another amazing chapter... loved that pams compliments were a line off. cause i was like karen slaped michael? damn, when! i loved the call back to having to entertain jim when he died of bordem, and the subsequent jamness even though it didn't amount to any coffee (Yet).
And the Noel issue. Although I always pictured it spelled Noelle. Not that Noel is wrong or anything, cause thats the way I always see it spelled. But, it was just like, I dunno. My brain doesn't work?
Author's Response: I'm concerned about the Noel issue myself. I have seen it written both ways by different Fic writers. I've never known anyone in real life named Noelle, but I have known a few Noel's. If I find out that canon has Noelle, I'll go back and change it. Thanks for all the compliments and sorry about the torment! These things happen... just think happy thoughts...like Noelle and Kurt having a ketchup fight.
does this mean its coming to an end since the truth or dare game is coming to an end?
:'(
Pam! Jim wrote it! Jim wrote it saying that you are a much better kisser. Okay, now that Pam knows that (because duh, fictional characters can read reviews), this was yet another awesome chapter. I loved reading more of the secrets. I love Jim reading and thinking about the emails. Okay, I loved every word.
Author's Response:
I'm trying to IM Pam with the info EmilyHalpert but her line seems to have been disconnected YET AGAIN! These stupid rabid fans have GOT to stop bugging her so important people like me can talk to her. As it is, I think she is unaware that Jim wrote it. In fact she would think it as likely that Dwight wrote it. Or Stanley. These are the sad times we write in. Kids, for your future education, ALWAYS sign your post-it's!!!
how in the world would stanely know her password? i am sure stanley knows a lot under that crossword playing ... guy he pretends to be.
but i love that jim left that note. so amazing.
karen that little b*tch!!!!!!!
Don't think its the presents that Michael wants in that bag. And Pam's best first date is with Jim also :) hehe. And the phone call was great.
Author's Response: I think Michael would be flattered to get ladies underwear, condoms, and a portable stereo from Jim. Actually, I think Michael would be flattered by any gift he got from Jim. Jim could give him a box of dead ants and Michael would be like "MMMM...this is a delicious treat from Africa, quite the delicacy!!" He'd probably pop a couple in his mouth right there.
whoa... didn't expect that. can i have a jim? i really want one...
Author's Response: I really think someone should invent a clone machine, just so every girl in the universe can have her own Jim Halpert. Seriously.
Pam finally gets pushed over the edge when it comes to Jim and his new girlfriend. Post-Ben Franklin. still reading, but i just felt the need to say that i can picture that smug little look that karen would give pam as she asked jim to dance. totally picture it.
okay reading more
okay, write more... i want more!
This is from Karen's point of view - my attempt at getting into her head and fleshing out just what's going on there. (Perhaps I should clarify that this is decidedly not a Crazy!Karen fic.)
And while it's obviously centered on Karen, Jim and Pam are very much in the background.
It'll ultimately be a two-parter, probably no more than that. Seriously. I mean it this time.
good job. you made me not hate karen for the few minutes while reading this... so its a start. i can at least see from her point of view instead of just being like, "JAM!" I'm glad I made you sympathize wit hher - it's what I was going for! Believe me, I'm one of the biggest Jim/Pam fans ever, but I do feel for her -- been there and hated it. :o) Thanks so much for reviewing!
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