Summary: Pam gets some help with her problems with Jim, from herself. From before "Beach Games" through their 1st Date.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Humor, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No
Word count: 76608 Read Count: 29397 ePub Downloads: 4
Penname: Alex Wert Real name:
Member Since: February 02, 2007
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[Report This] Published: July 20, 2007 Updated: March 27, 2008
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Date: July 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Pam's Problem
9 Date: July 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Pam's Problem
Hee. This is delightfully silly.
Author's Response: Ha, I'm a fan of "delightfully silly" so thank you. Yes, this isn't meant to be too heavy a story, just a fun back and forth within Pam's confused head. Thank you for the review.
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: July 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: The Essence of Mangoes
Author's Response: Thank you? I'm not sure if you liked the chapter or not, though I'm going to assume you did (why not?). I realize that the Angela thing might seem a little out of character. However, my justification is that any woman who is willing to at least makeout on top of someone in a playhouse thingy in the backyard during a party, wouldn't be shockingly opposed to having sex on the beach. Plus, I think its funny. So there is that. Either way, thank you for your review Alex Wert.
Date: July 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: The Essence of Mangoes
Pam’s mouth hung open slightly at the sight of the last items and she gulped back what she could only assume was the cinnamon Pop-Tart she had eaten before she left for work. Angela was going to have sex with Dwight on the beach? Twice? Ugh, gross… just horribly, horribly gross.
Yeah. That.
Apparently, her mind was trying to kill her.
Really? That's how I feel right now! Cool.
Author's Response: Thank you? I'm not sure if you liked the chapter or not, though I'm going to assume you did (why not?). I realize that the Angela thing might seem a little out of character. However, my justification is that any woman who is willing to at least makeout on top of someone in a playhouse thingy in the backyard during a party, wouldn't be shockingly opposed to having sex on the beach. Plus, I think its funny. So there is that. Either way, thank you for your review Alex Wert.
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Date: August 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: The DEFCON Is Rising
Author's Response: True. Though, Devil and Angel aren't going to be around for too much longer. Their time is coming to an end. Thanks for the review Alex Wert.
Date: August 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: The DEFCON Is Rising
I wonder what Jim is going to think when he finds out that his new girlfriend is a loony. Then again, crazy people have more fun.
Author's Response: True. Though, Devil and Angel aren't going to be around for too much longer. Their time is coming to an end. Thanks for the review Alex Wert.
Summary:
Categories: Past, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Mose, Other
Genres: Childhood, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Challenges: Bad Fanfic
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1043 Read Count: 880 ePub Downloads: 0
A while back, Maybe Once wrote a story called Bad/Fic , in which Dwight's cousin Mose met Lonny (the Seamonster) and ickyness ensued.
Maybe Once didn't realize that the story of Mose and the Seamonster is actually one of epic love. It all starts in Mose's early days on the Schrute Beet Farm...
Categories: Past, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Mose, Other
Genres: Childhood, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Challenges: Bad Fanfic
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1043 Read Count: 880 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 20, 2007 Updated: July 20, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: July 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Mose and the Seamonster, an Epic Love Story
Date: July 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Mose and the Seamonster, an Epic Love Story
I agree with Larry's assessment. Now I must go before my nausea overwhelms me.
Author's Response:
Sorry Alex Wert. You'll never read anything of mine again, will you? Although, to be fair, I probably won't do anything exactly like this again.
Thanks for reading and reviewing! Sorry about the nausea.
Summary:
Categories: Present, Other
Characters: Dwight, Jim, Kelly, Michael, Pam, Toby
Genres: Humor, Parody, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 799 Read Count: 1881 ePub Downloads: 0
Bad!fic. Sort of The Office-Dorafied.
Dwight goes on a mission for Michael… because his thingy is gone!!!
Who knew the office was such a dangerous place and requires trusty backpack to help save the day!Categories: Present, Other
Characters: Dwight, Jim, Kelly, Michael, Pam, Toby
Genres: Humor, Parody, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 799 Read Count: 1881 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 24, 2007 Updated: July 24, 2007
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Date: July 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Swiper, No Swiping
Date: July 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Swiper, No Swiping
Michael's thingy being pulled and it expands?... Um... gross?
Author's Response: Haha. Yes. My beta said that entire first part was a TWSS waiting to happen. I couldn't resist. It was too much fun!
Summary: With every break-up comes the awkward ritual of returning of each other's things. Here's a glimpse into those awkward moments.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3111 Read Count: 18793 ePub Downloads: 1
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3111 Read Count: 18793 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 24, 2007 Updated: July 29, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: July 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: CDs
Date: July 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: CDs
Wow, that's ballsy of you. Keep it up.
Author's Response: I can always count on you, Alex, to appreciate the darker side of fandom ;) Thanks for reading!
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: July 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: A Scarf
Date: July 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: A Scarf
I bet you he's thinking that the ability to give women orgasms just by looking at them would come in handy. It's so much more straightforward than actually, y'know, talking...
Author's Response:
I definitely agree.
Lol, thanks for reading Alex!
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: July 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Boxers
Author's Response: Stop leaving me reviews where I have to go find a dictionary. Hehe only kidding, thanks for reading :)
10 Date: July 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Boxers
'Then it hits her that she now has to explain why she’s here and the only thought that comes to mind is Crap.'
Hee. And I think I, like everyone else, am anxiously awaiting some answers, yet this may not even be the type of fic that requires answers (and could even be diminished by having too much revealed). Am I being too esoteric? Very much so.
Author's Response: Stop leaving me reviews where I have to go find a dictionary. Hehe only kidding, thanks for reading :)
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: July 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: A Toothbrush
10 Date: July 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: A Toothbrush
I just don't know if I can ever say enough about this fic, and it's difficult for me to comment without using my normal snark, but the snark just wouldn't be appropriate.
One more to go. Make it a good one.
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: July 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: A Favor
Date: July 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: A Favor
*Sigh*. I really wish I hadn't read that one comment circa chapter 3 that spoiled the ending for me, but I am very glad that you kept things a little ambiguous.
Now go change the drop down box to mark this as 'completed' so that the poor people who only read finished works will read it.
Summary: The documentary about life in Dunder Mifflin Scranton is on the air and fast approaching the second season series finale. The Powers That Be (TPTB) have a great idea to boost the ratings (and hopefully paper sales).
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15924 Read Count: 21157 ePub Downloads: 3
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15924 Read Count: 21157 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: July 25, 2007 Updated: September 05, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: July 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Let's Get It On
Date: July 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Let's Get It On
Maxim is mostly articles, unless they've changed in the last couple of years since I've picked one up. Only two or three real photo spreads throughout. Heck, some of the articles are even readable, like the interview with legendary hockey enforcer Bob Probert. And the American version doesn't even have actual nudity in it.
Author's Response: ah, you've found my one area of less than obsessive research; If you've some titles better suited, do let me know and I'll be happy to update. Thanks!
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: July 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Hot Child in the City
Date: July 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Hot Child in the City
Creepy Toby is so... so... eager.
Author's Response: How many copies of the issue do you think he'll end up buying??
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: August 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: I Want You to Want Me
Author's Response:
Date: August 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: I Want You to Want Me
What's wrong with you? You're turning a delightful little story about nudity for monetary compensation, and turning it into something angsty and dramatic. For shame.
Hee! Kevin!
Author's Response:
LOL - yeah, that human interaction stuff spoils it all the time. People suck.
:-)
Summary: 
Categories: Other
Characters: Karen, Pam, Pam/Other
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Romance, Slash, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8113 Read Count: 10853 ePub Downloads: 0
KaPam slash that I am crazy proud of. Complete.
Also! I demand more KaPam love from you people! I DEMAND IT! I'm taking away poor precious Jim Halpert until my demands are met. And I will hurt him.
Categories: Other
Characters: Karen, Pam, Pam/Other
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Romance, Slash, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8113 Read Count: 10853 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 28, 2007 Updated: July 29, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: July 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Part I.
10 Date: July 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Part I.
Hey, I already have KaPam love! And I'm way ahead of you on your threats (Karen the Kidnapper, possibly the most twisted Office fanfic ever written). You're one of those copycat criminals, aren't you? Aren't you?!
Author's Response:
I hate to admit it, but yes. I am.
Jim is still here. He's holding a copy of today's newspaper and he's crying a little bit.
Too bad I lack compassion
Summary:
Categories: Other, Past
Characters: Jim
Genres: Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Challenges: First Days
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5512 Read Count: 28846 ePub Downloads: 1
Jim blogs on Livejournal...This will be an ongoing story, for as long as I have the patience and inspiration to sustain it.
To try make it more of an interactive experience, any and all comments will be responded to in character as if it is in fact, Jim's Livejournal (from the 8th entry on.)
Categories: Other, Past
Characters: Jim
Genres: Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Challenges: First Days
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5512 Read Count: 28846 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 28, 2007 Updated: September 18, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: August 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Day Thirty-One...
10 Date: August 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Day Thirty-One...
Point: Shassafrass.
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: August 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Day Thirty-Two...
Date: August 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Day Thirty-Two...
Isn't it fun when you just realize you're violent and sociopathic? Very, very good with the giggles.
Author's Response: Dude, I can only imagine what I would be like if I had to sit next to someone like that.
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 904 Read Count: 3665 ePub Downloads: 1
AU Jim/Pam. Alternate ending to A Benihana Christmas.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 904 Read Count: 3665 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 29, 2007 Updated: July 29, 2007
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Date: July 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: July 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
I'm sorry, but because of the man thread and alie_woos, I couldn't help but insert the word 'squish' in front of it and my mind went somewhere else entirely.
Author's Response: HA!!!! Oh, Alex. Hilarious.
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Humor, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11710 Read Count: 22856 ePub Downloads: 0
How Jim became a 28-year-old virgin.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Humor, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11710 Read Count: 22856 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 02, 2007 Updated: August 18, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: August 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: August 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Mua ha ha ha. Laughing all the way through at Pam's unease, me knowing full well what was happening. I wonder how you're going to skirt the Karen issue, but definitely looking forward to the embarrassments of dorky young Jim. Oh, Young Jim. There's just so much I need to warn you about, and yet, tragically, I cannot.
Author's Response: Hehe, thanks a lot!
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: August 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: High School
Date: August 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: High School
Jim's best friend was named Drew? And now that name is tainted for him forever... *sniff*.
Author's Response: Why, what's wrong with the name Drew?
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: August 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Katy
Author's Response: lol yeah...
You'll see! I'm working on the Karen chapter as we speak. Stay tuned!
Date: August 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Katy
Mark pretty much thought Jim was gay for those few years.!!!
Awesome to have friends like that.
And now we get to the hard part... What do you have in store for us, Puff?
Author's Response: lol yeah...
You'll see! I'm working on the Karen chapter as we speak. Stay tuned!
Summary: Post season three finale. Pam, Jim, a train.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 745 Read Count: 6010 ePub Downloads: 0
Post season three finale. Pam, Jim, a train. Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 745 Read Count: 6010 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 04, 2007 Updated: August 04, 2007
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed 10
Date: August 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
10 Date: August 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
It's always a joy whenever you post anything. If I ever break my self imposed blockade on favoriting, it will be for you.
Summary:
Categories: Other
Characters: Andy, Kelly
Genres: None
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Challenges: 55: The Kandy Edition
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 55 Read Count: 1193 ePub Downloads: 0
One of Andy's favorite phrases takes on a whole new meaning.
Mose thinks his was "so wrong". He's a wuss.
Categories: Other
Characters: Andy, Kelly
Genres: None
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Challenges: 55: The Kandy Edition
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 55 Read Count: 1193 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 05, 2007 Updated: August 05, 2007
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Date: August 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: August 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
We are no longer friends.
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Helene Beesly, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Larissa Halpert, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Challenges: Instant Messaging
Series: None
Chapters: 54 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16909 Read Count: 315418 ePub Downloads: 23
A glimpse into the instant messaging history of Jim and Pam. Written with the intention of expanding on what we see on the show, as well as to tie up some loose ends. There will be a conversation for each episode through Season 3.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Helene Beesly, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Larissa Halpert, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Challenges: Instant Messaging
Series: None
Chapters: 54 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16909 Read Count: 315418 ePub Downloads: 23
[Report This] Published: August 05, 2007 Updated: December 27, 2016
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Date: August 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 18: The Injury
Date: August 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 18: The Injury
What's wrong with Japanese computers? Us uninformed people want to know.
Author's Response: It's not really the computers as much as it is the keyboards. The punctuation arrangment is all wacky. I have to press shift-2 to get quotations marks, shift-7 to get an apostrophy, and if I press the wrong key it will just start typing in Japanese. Oh, and the space bar is about a 3rd of the sixe since Japanese doesn't really have spaces. Gah!
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: August 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 16: Email Surveillance
Date: August 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 16: Email Surveillance
I can see Napoleon Dynamite growing up into Dwight. Which makes me scared.
Author's Response:
Yeah, though actually Napoleon grew up to be the coordinator for the program to Japan that I'm on right now.
Reviewer: Alex Wert Signed
Date: September 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 24: Dwight's Speech
Date: September 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 24: Dwight's Speech
I can't help but thinking that this being Jim would have suggested getting a big cardboard cutout of himself to have at Pam's wedding in an attempt to deflect the conversation.
Author's Response: Hmm, maybe, I don't know if he was in a joking mood right then . . .