I lack inspiration at the moment.
Keep writing for me!
Jim and Pam have 24 hours together before he leaves for Stamford. A lot can happen when you're on borrowed time.As soon as I saw this nonsense: 1:59, I thought "damn you, Wendy Blue! Just when I was all wrapped up in the JAMmy goodness you end the chapter!" And then I felt bad because you knew everyone was going to say that since you felt the need to include: Please don't hate me.
in the end notes. And you know what? I so totally don't hate you :P Keep truckin'!
Author's Response: Aww, thanks for the mercy, secondrink! I know it's terrible of me, but I promise to bring lots of JAM interaction in the next chapter. Thanks for reading!
How Ryan Howard learned that timing is everything.
(two TalkingHeads, Post The Job)
Um, that is the best revenge that Kelly could possibly take against him. My friend would cease to function if his girlfriend ransomed his Xbox for some reason. Great fic :)
Author's Response: thanks for the review! i also have hardcore gamer friends who would freak out if something happened to their xbox, wii, etc. =P
lol...that was great :) Just what I needed!
Author's Response: Thanks :) Yeah, having this scenario in my head was just what I needed today too. Glad you liked it!
A series of short vignettes about Jim and Pam's need to find some time alone together every once in a while.
Chapter 4 added.
I have a feeling that Toby is going to have an emotionally magnificent season...maybe?
Nice fluff :)
Just because I am ridiculously excited for a new season of Dwight K. Shrute talking heads.
ETA: This now also includes Angela Martin's questions. Hee!
OMG! Where have you been all my life!? We've missed you around here Tessa. More of these from other characters please...and more Dunder Plunder, arrrrgh!
Author's Response:
Aw, thanks, secondrink! You are too kind, as always. And speaking of, when are you going to dazzle us with some more of your fantastic AU writing? There has been a hole in my life ever since you wrapped up Scranton Witch Trials! :)
Post-Benihana Christmas fic!
Remember when Jim and Pam convinced Dwight that a CIA helicopter would pick him up on the roof? Well, neither of them could resist showing up that night to see the prank to it's conclusion.
ack! That was dawesome! I gasped when Jim examined Pam's butterfly necklace...I like to think that in the show, he gave it to her :) I really like this story...sorry that's ruining your GPA.
Author's Response: Thanks secondrink (LOVE the name). My GPA actually turned out okay, lol. And I've finally updated, so yay!
Four seasons of Jam from Jim's POV. More immediate-future fluff, I just can't help myself. Spoilers for episode 4.04: Money.I do wanna leave some love! Because that was quite touching and I really love it when my fic has some heart :)
Author's Response: Yay "touching". Wait... TWSS. Thank you, I'm glad you liked it!
omg I kind of hate you for leaving us hanging like this! haha...not really; this story rocks and I was so excited to see this new chapter was up :) I can just imagine the delighted glint of satisfaction in Dwight's eyes when he got to cuff Trout.
Author's Response: lol oh yeah you know he LOVED that. lol. Thanks for the review, hopefully there will be more asap!
Subject: Chinese chicken go meow
That is definitely being used on my next email to my best friend. We have thing about "meow"...it's hard to explain :) Continuing to love this story!
LOL....how do you come up with the subject lines?! I love those...and the actually story is good too ;) But Jim? Oh man, he is a sad case.
Author's Response:
How do I come up with my subject lines? Honestly, I look around my room, see a fluffy pillow, and make the subject "fluffy pillow". then i think about where i've heard that word. so the next one is "razzles". its just a constant six degrees of inanimate objects, haha.
Jim is a sad case. He does get better though! Thanks for reading!
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I've tried to be more mature lately, but...I just. can't. help. myself...*Sigh.*
And God bless you for it :)
OH BURN!!! Roy plays dirty....so not cool :) Question: Does Jim have a screen name on the website; I forget.
Author's Response:
Roy is just doing what he can to survive. I almost feel sorry for him. Jim doesn't have a screen name. Yet. :)
Um, October 4th is my birthday :) I forgot that episode aired that day...and I was so excited about it! Great story, by-the-bye, haha
Author's Response:
Glad you liked it. Happy belated birthday. Thanks for reviewing!
This is a holiday inspired fic based on Season Two's Christmas Party. A look into what inspired Jim to get the teapot, and why Pam swapped Dwight for it. From there, it is an AU look at what happens when Pam realizes that Jim took back the infamous Christmas Card and why she's desperate to find out what Jim wrote.Oh, please update this lovely take on Christmas Party...it's the warm fuzzy we need in these desperate, WGA-striking times!
Author's Response: I'm really sorry it took me so long, I hate leaving you all hanging. If it makes any difference, everyday I was thinking about my readers and trying to work out my issues with chapter 3. I'm very happy you are enjoying this fic and I'm glad if I can help people get through this terrible strike! Urgh, it's killing me too.
OH MY GOSH...a mention of both Ioan Gruffudd and Americone Dream ice cream*?! You know the way to my heart :) I am really enjoying your AU version of JAM's first year. Great details and gifts as well.
*have you found this in our area? I don't know who would have it!
(The link for the dress didn't work...I want to see Pam's hot dress!)
the link should work now - thanks for pointing that out! I have found Stephen's ice cream at (of all places!) Satan's Superstore - aka WalMart.
glad you like the story - thanks for the review!
Jim and Pam, moments from each month, starting with May 2007. Just sort of filling in some blanks. Some fluff, a little angst here and there. Eventually I'll get through a whole year. Spoilers through "The Job," I guess. Oh, women's intuition...we can be spoilers sometimes! Nice take on a Jim/Pam proposal; I also liked the idea of Pam's dad being distant, shall we say. He can still be her hero though I suppose, and she would find some his qualities in Roy I think.
Author's Response: Yeah, that intuition has mystified me many a time for sure. Glad you liked my take on Mr. Beesly; I was going for something realistic and balanced that fit with what we know from the show.
A long time ago, a told people to send me various Office pairings and I would write four or five sentence, super-short extra-filthy fanfictions about them.
A lot of people sent me pairings and a lot of MA short filth was produced. I decided to post them here because it gives me a reason to revisit (read: EDIT) them.
There will be 9 total, maybe 11 if I decide the crappy ones deserve to see light. ;)
MTT's best chapter title. Period.
Jim and Pam on familiar ground. Spoilers (perhaps) up to mid-Season 4.I am all about any fic that takes the action to Poor Richard's, the place where good/bad things happen. The detail about Jim's pie-sized snowball was great because you know he could throw a helluva snowball!
Phyllis's Wedding might the most uncomfortable hour of TV ever aired. Please find some beauty in that episode ;)
Oh, what a pair of fine eyes in the face of a pretty woman can do! You know Pam is a huge Colin Firth fan :)
Author's Response: the theory that i use is that pam\'s mom is a huge fan - and it just flowed from there :)
Um, Jim in reading glasses? I'm kind of intrigued, in an I-love-nerds way. Sadly, all I can imagine is Dwim :( Good chapter none-the-less! (Apparently, I also love hyphens)
Author's Response: I cannot lie- love me a nerd. I even thought Dwim was adorable. Glad the chapter still worked for you, secondrink and many thanks!
Jim runs into someone at the drug store that he's not planning on running into. This is a bit AU. I'd say it takes place post-season two. Just something I thought might be interesting.
*I just realized I made a huge continuity error between the first and second chapter. I've corrected the mistake.
Um, wow; you are the keeper of secrets and surprises! Totally caught me off guard!
Author's Response:
Glad you liked it.
This is so true to life it's not even funny. If Jim had never come back...this is what would have happened when they met again. Excellent story.
Thank you. That's what I was hoping to accomplish by writing it. That sometimes, you have to take a chance, because you might not get another one.
It's so weird...I dream that story all the time! :) If only!
That sneaky Jim! I'm excited to see what role Andy plays in this!
Author's Response: haha, i hadn't thought about Andy yet... but thanks for the idea ! i'll sneak him in somehow if i can (: thanks for the review !
Oh, that is good! I'm a big fan of the Michael gift especially and of this exchange:
"Wow, a Bible"
“I thought you needed it,”
XD hiliarious!
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