Penname: the_squirrel Real name: Rachael
Member Since: March 13, 2007

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Summary: It's 1954, Dunder-Mifflin's brand new office has opened and a handsome young man is in charge...and he's falling for the switchboard operator. Super AU
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Roy
Genres: Romance, Workdays
Warnings: None
Challenges: You Don't Know Me, Another Decade
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 11248 Read Count: 46679 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: January 23, 2007 Updated: May 04, 2009
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Date: June 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Silver Lettering

i love the james dean reference. he was such a hottie just like jim..

Summary:

A shockingly accurate post-cocktails fic written during the hainous. Jim rebuffs Pam's apologies and while distraught at the grocery store she meets a handsome stranger who catches Karen's eye too.

EPILOGUE ADDED :) STORY FINISHED! I had to change it to Explicit Sexual Content so avoid the epilogue if that isn't really your thing.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Karen, Other
Genres: Angst, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Moderate sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15365 Read Count: 50680 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: March 24, 2007 Updated: May 16, 2007
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Date: April 22, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: What if the Beatles Were Wrong?

all u need is love...

Summary: Spoilers through Cocktails. Pam has a spill.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8214 Read Count: 12793 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: March 26, 2007 Updated: April 21, 2007
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Date: April 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3--Every Day is the Wrong Day

it wasnt confusting or boring. its really good and i hope to read more of it.

Author's Response: Aw, thanks!  I really appreciate that.  :-)

Summary: UPDATED SUMMARY: Pam realizes she's sprialing down. We meet a few new friends as she finds her strength. Spoilers up to The Negotiation.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Karen, Other, Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 16869 Read Count: 43843 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: March 26, 2007 Updated: July 12, 2008
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Date: July 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 15: Skill #15: Praying for Distractions

omg!!! u are pure evil!! but i love it!

Author's Response: Thanks! I love it when someone confesses their love for my evil side.

Summary:

It was a night of love and romance on the high seas. Such a pity that the Booze Cruise went up in flames and sank to the bottom of Lake Wallenpaupack.
A crossover with Gilligan's Island...because I have no shame. And I can't do justice to X-Files.


Categories: Crossover, Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Michael, Pam, Roy, Ryan
Genres: Parody, Romance, Travel, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5289 Read Count: 12102 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 02, 2007 Updated: August 08, 2007
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Date: July 03, 2007 Title: Jim Saves the Receptionist

i was never really into gilligan's island but i love this story. and dwight is utterly...well, dwight. but roy undressing ryan in his sleep...kinda creepy. but an awesome story nontheless. i cant wait for more

Summary:

 

“God, Jim. There’s been an…there was an accident and…Roy came back and he got upset and…God, he shot Della Jim, Roy shot her.” And suddenly Jim’s not even breathing.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen, Other, Roy
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7998 Read Count: 32622 ePub Downloads: 28
[Report This] Published: April 04, 2007 Updated: April 22, 2007
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Date: April 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Telling the Truth is Harder Than It Looks.

i love this story. i didnt think i would but it has grown on me. i cant wait for the rest.

Summary: Past Featured Story

"It seems odd, in the ironic, slap-in-the-face kind of way that since her incident, it’s been easier to let him go."

Something bad happens to Pam. Very Dark.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 35653 Read Count: 100511 ePub Downloads: 25
[Report This] Published: April 15, 2007 Updated: January 26, 2008
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Date: April 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Weak

i have to say i really do like this poor pam thing. it just makes me want jim and pam to get together that much more.

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Date: April 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Guilt

omg i am like in tears!! i love this dark story of pam. please let jim really help pam.

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Date: May 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Remorse

that was so intense. the way u described jims reaction was so overwhelming. i hope to read more of this.

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Date: June 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Fear

this is such an incredably sad and moving story. i love how jim is so touched and worried about pam just like the old jim really is. i absolutly love this story. i cant wait for more

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Date: August 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Hate

i love this story. please dont make us wait forever. lol.

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Date: November 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Confusion

this is fantastic!! i get super excited when i see that you've updated. i seriously can not wait for the rest.

Summary: An interview with someone who really know the inner workings of Jim Halpert. (Probably not safe for work.....) Nothing spoilerish unless you don't know who Karen is.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim
Genres: Humor, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: Jim Halpert: More Than The Sum of His Parts
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3724 Read Count: 9670 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: April 18, 2007 Updated: October 01, 2007
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Date: April 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: All Hail Caesar!

o man! that is so hilarious!! i would love to read more of it.

Reviewer: the_squirrel Signed
Date: April 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: All Hail Caesar!

o man! that is so hilarious!! i would love to read more of it.

Summary:

It's time for the camaraderie event again, and on the long bus ride, Pam teaches Karen to knit. ***Spoilers for upcoming episodes based on the goings on at the TWOP boards.  (don't want to name episode names, 'cause that would be a spoiler, too)  Fluff-tastic, to a point.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Ensemble, Karen
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3887 Read Count: 9583 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 18, 2007 Updated: April 24, 2007
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Date: April 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

i really hope that she says something like that on "beach day" cuz that would be awesome.

Summary: Past Featured Story

Member's Choice - “My father died, so I’ll need a few days.” She explained in an unaffected sounding voice that surprised even herself. The three other parties in the room were stunned into silence. Jim spoke first. “Jesus, Pam…” She stood with her back to him and addressed Michael as if Jim had not made a sound…as if Jim did not exist. It was the only way.


Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Inner Monologue, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 40335 Read Count: 157572 ePub Downloads: 42
[Report This] Published: April 20, 2007 Updated: June 03, 2007
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Date: May 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 11: Time of Day

that was so sad and emotional...i love it!

Reviewer: the_squirrel Signed
Date: May 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 11: Time of Day

that was so sad and emotional...i love it!

Summary:

No matter how much this couple is perfect for each other, they are bound to have flaws. Jim and Pam head to marriage counseling, and learn to deal with their issues in a semi adult manner.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam, Other
Genres: Angst, Humor, Married
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 28635 Read Count: 35435 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: April 25, 2007 Updated: June 05, 2007
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Date: April 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: The Trust Bubble

so good!! i thought it was gonna be wierd but its really awesome. i like it a lot

 



Author's Response: Thank you!! I'll try to keep it interesting and as real as possible.

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Date: May 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Juggling Kittens

o man....i am in tears. the line "it gave me you" and the part about giving her something fragile, his heart...that was amazing!

Author's Response: Thank you!! It touched me and I wrote it! LOL. Thanks for reading.

Summary:

There once was a knight of the ancient family Halpert. He did battle for the hand of the maiden Beasley.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 33203 Read Count: 37674 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: April 29, 2007 Updated: September 25, 2007
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Date: May 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6 - To the health of Big Trout

BIG TUNA!!



Author's Response: BIG TROUT!!

Summary: Maximus had his turn. Now it's time for a reply. This won't make sense unless you've read the fabulous Talking head by time4moxie.
Categories: Other
Characters: Other
Genres: Humor
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 789 Read Count: 2661 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 03, 2007 Updated: October 02, 2007
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Date: May 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: You know what kind of monologue this is.

omg! i love this whole pam and jim's members having their own names and talking. it is totally hilarious! i love it!

Summary: Michael's having the next quarter camaraderie event, and Jim enlists Pam's help on a... personal matter.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8422 Read Count: 12989 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 05, 2007 Updated: May 16, 2007
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Date: May 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Mr. Schrute in the kitchen with the rope

go pam! tell him hes being an ass!

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Date: May 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Mr. Scott in the ballroom with the candlestick

ooo!! this is intriging and great and emotional....i love it!!



Author's Response: Thank you! :)

Summary: It's amazing how much you can think in just three seconds when your pulse is racing.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble, Inner Monologue
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 929 Read Count: 17296 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 05, 2007 Updated: May 05, 2007
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Date: May 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Harnesses That Can't Hold Weight

for a while i had no idea what this was about but it intriged me. but the ending is so beautiful. i love it

Author's Response: Thank you! I really appreciate hearing that. :)

Summary:

Pam wakes up feeling not quite herself...


Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Humor, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 819 Read Count: 2707 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 07, 2007 Updated: May 07, 2007
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Date: May 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

wow this is really awesome. it is super intriging and crazy. i cant wati to see were this goes.